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Robert was once a scientist who should've gone down in history as the modern day prometheus. The man who brough the power of the atomic bomb from the mere imaginings of men to reality. However something went wrong during the first test, and the entire world was devoured by the powers they sought to tame. Bu that was not the end. Robert wakes up almost a thousand years later, to a world deformed and reshaped by radiation. Concepts like magic, once thought impossible, now roam this new Earth as common fact. And what is his role in all this? He has become a creature —the only creature— capable of consuming the radiation that plagues the earth. And he will soon find that none of this is a mere coincidence.

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Lee Hyunwook, the steel emperor, was the last savior of mankind, but died. In order to change the future, the place he regressed to was... The military?!! "Why here of all places?!" The start of Corporal Lee Hyunwook, who gets stronger in a special way, by doing a steel mukbang!

This book is about a world which is turned into an game like world by work of a system and you MC finds himself stuck between a his favorite game which is he among the seven only players so he uses that knowledge to his advantage in order to survive, the book " WHEN YOU OWE THE DARKNESS" has lots of thrilling adventures with a lot of twists. Read it

Sophia arrives at Excel College, feeling nervous and out of place. She encounters Riya and her clique, who immediately try to intimidate her.Sophia is bullied by Riya's group. Riya, surprisingly, intervenes, forming an unexpected bond with Sophia.Sophia trips and is about to fall. James, seeing the danger, rescues her, instantly becoming the talk of the college.Riya, despite her initial denial, becomes increasingly jealous of the attention Sophia receives from James.Sophia insists to Riya that she has no feelings for James. However, as James showers her with attention, Sophia finds herself inexplicably drawn to him.Riya and James are paired for a dance competition. Riya's frustration with James's inexperience leads to a public argument, further straining their relationship and humiliating Riya.Sophia tries to mend fences between Riya and James, but the damage is done. Riya withdraws from Sophia, hurt and betrayed. Sophia and James, after a series of meaningful encounters, confess their feelings for each other.Sophia grapples with the guilt of keeping her relationship with James a secret from Riya.Sophia eventually confides in Riya about her feelings for James. Riya, initially hurt, eventually accepts their relationship, understanding that true friendship means supporting those you love, even when it's difficult.Sophia and James begin a relationship, facing the challenges of navigating college life, maintaining their friendship with Riya, and overcoming the lingering effects of the past.

Ximena Lavigne's life is turned upside down when she discovers she's been betrothed to the charming but unknown Hugo De León. Despite her protests, her parents insist on the marriage. As Ximena navigates this complicated situation, she meets Jayden Knights, a mysterious and charismatic young man with a troubled past tied to her father. Meanwhile, her loyal bodyguard and best friend, Carlos, harbors secret feelings for her. Further complicating matters is Walter Briggs, a man who has loved Ximena since childhood and now seeks her hand in marriage. Torn between duty, desire, and her own dreams, Ximena must choose between the path laid out for her and forging her own destiny. Will she succumb to the expectations of those around her, or will she find the courage to follow her heart?

Julia Merry is a young 18 year old Waitress working at an hotel to support her 52 years old widow mother kalisa. Along the way favour intervenes as a director, Jill Peters a director and Best friend to the famous celebrity Bryan Jack, renders an helping hand in building up her career. Love ties Jack and Julia today as they both struggle to gain popularity. Trial intervenes as Derry Esther, Jack's Colleague, becomes obsessed with him. Getting to know Julia's relationship with Jack, she tends to eliminate her. Her disappearance impacts a belief of her being dead. But Esther uses it as an opportunity to be in a relationship with Jack using a potion from a sorceress for over 5 years. But the battle wasn't over, Julia Merry returns back after 5 years, losing her memory but currently living with a wealthy woman named Kahina Tswana, a south African woman, A mentor to Bryan Jack. The words from her foster parents from an ancient village had led her to search for her true identity. Whereas Esther had been receiving unpredictable dreams about her return. WOULD JACK AND JULIA REUNITE AGAIN?

"Yet, beneath the surface, the atmosphere buzzed with curiosity and mischief, especially with the arrival of the new student. As I stepped into the room, an unsettling silence descended upon the class. Not that I was surprised, it always happened. Silence was my domain. I thrived in it. The stillness, the absence of sound, felt like home. It was where I belonged, where I could let the emptiness within me expand and consume. Actually I loved it. Silence wasn't just my preference.. it's a necessity. It's where I liked to dwell it's where everything turns black and you'll just drench in it and fill my empty void of darkness, to please my hungry sides and calm my spirits, to veil the memories i couldn't erase. I've always been left in the dark in every area and rather than being lost in it. I find peace, everything went dark when my Mother's death occurred, when my innocence was ruined and forgotten, when my dad abandoned me to life, i gave up all of it. The world has taken everything from me, I was the definition of empty valuless barrel and in return I had taken my darkness as my solace, I had embraced it and let it sleep in every corner of my existence, i chose a new part to make everyone pay, to gracefully take what's not mine, to mark it, claim it, to take joy, hopes and liv----- "Class, please welcome Alaric Damian. He'll be joining us and studying with you all from today." a voice echoed beside me. +_+ What was that? I reached out and grabbed a glowing diamond amulet, its brilliance cutting through the darkness of the mysterious room I suddenly found myself in. As my fingers closed around it, the ground beneath me began to crack and crumble. Before I could react, the entire room collapsed into nothingness. Now, I was standing on the edge of an impossibly large staircase suspended in the clouds. I could barely tell up from down, the fog around me so dense it was disorienting. But as I looked ahead, my eyes caught something: the stairs behind me disappeared with each step I took forward. There was no going back. +_+ "You're interesting.., you talk a lot for someone ....your size... but at least you.... smell nice," he remarked. I blinked, unsure how to respond. He was showing no expression or emotions...what kind of being is this..why would you just say that out of the blue. "What!?" I gawked at him, my mind struggling to process whether it was an insult or a compliment.... +_+ Two different worlds collide; Will it destroy or become one?.... will it be advantageous or disadvantageous?.... Will there be peace or war?... Two side are missing!.... Is it really meant to be?... Don't leave your curiosity hanging, and drench in the chapters with me...

Akondo’s life was ordinary until the day after his 18th birthday, when everything changed. What first seemed like a heart attack turned into a nightmare when he discovered an overwhelming power: the ability to consume souls by taking over another person’s body. His first victim, tragically, was his own mother. Struggling to understand the terrifying ability that now controls his life, Akondo realizes he must consume a soul every 24 hours to survive. While he initially tries to resist the temptation, each day that passes chips away at his humanity. As he uses his power more and more, Akondo starts to lose himself to the darkness within. What begins as an effort to survive slowly turns into something far more sinister. His compassion fades, and the once kind-hearted young man begins to feel nothing but hunger. The weight of each consumed soul warps his mind, pushing him toward madness. Akondo’s moral compass shatters, and soon, he crosses a line—becoming a remorseless serial killer. This is the story of Akondo’s descent into darkness, as his struggle for survival leads him down a path from which there may be no return and only his death can stop him completely but who will stop him? maybe someone has counter to stop him.

At 17, Ella leaves the familiar constraints of her strict, religious home for the unknown freedom of university life. She dreams of a fresh start, a chance to break free from her insecurities and redefine herself. But life doesn’t follow her script. From a tumultuous living situation with a controlling family friend to the heartbreak of a love that was never fully hers, Aisha’s journey is one of self-discovery through pain, resilience, and growth. Along the way, she faces toxic relationships, crushing self-doubt, and the overwhelming pressure of an uncertain future. As she stumbles through love, heartbreak, and moments of despair, Aisha learns that the answers she seeks can only be found within herself. Her story is raw, emotional, and deeply human—a testament to the struggles of finding identity, purpose, and strength in the face of adversity. "You Are What You View Yourself" is not just Ella's journey—it’s a mirror for anyone who has ever felt lost, unsure, or unworthy. Through her words, she reminds us that healing begins with self-acceptance and that the power to change our lives lies in how we see ourselves. Based on a real life experience

My name is Li Chen. At first glance, it's an ordinary name, yet it carries an extraordinary destiny. I am a time traveler, a wanderer tossed about by the whims of fate, unable to control my journey. Time is like a merciless wind, hurling me into unknown eras. I cannot choose when to depart, nor can I predict when I'll return. I simply drift, burdened by solitude and confusion, lost in the torrent of time. Each leap is like a storm, tearing my life into fragments. Yet within the storm, I have one refuge-Fang Ji. He is an immortal observer of time, a constant presence in an ever-changing world. He knows the answers behind every jump I make, but he never explains. He simply guides me in silence. He is my anchor amidst the chaos. No matter where I'm cast, as long as I find him, I can find my place. But with each reunion, I begin to realize that Fang Ji's eternity is not just my salvation-it is also an inescapable cage. And as the sands of my time slip away, I can't help but wonder: will I ever reach the end of this journey? Or will I run out of time before I do?

A crew of six members are sent in space for an year to keep safe the riches of the rich as the Earth fell into a nuclear war. Half way in time, they are left without any food. Simon propose to use the space worms from the ship walls -known to speed up the process of healing- for a “harvest”. Alice and Serena are left to provide them.

Alex ang mayamang pangalawang henerasyong tagapagmana ng prestihiyosong pamilyang Ambrose, sa wakas ay natapos na ang kanyang pitong taong mahabang programa sa pagsasanay sa kahirapan. Minsan ay isang milyonaryo ay hinubaran siya ng kanyang kayamanan upang malaman ang halaga ng pera at pagsusumikap. Ngayon, nabawi na niya ang kanyang pagiging milyonaryo. Ngunit sa wakas ay makakatagpo na ba ng kaligayahan at pag-ibig si Alex ngayong mayaman na ulit siya? Tunay bang ginto ang lahat ng kumikinang? Sa muling pagpasok ni Alex sa mundo ng kayamanan at pribilehiyo, dapat niyang i-navigate ang mga hamon ng pagkakasundo ng kanyang mga nakaraang karanasan sa kanyang kasalukuyang katotohanan. Nagbago ang mga tao sa paligid niya, at ganoon din siya. Ang mga dating kaibigan at bagong kakilala ay susubok sa kanyang integridad, habang ang mga potensyal na pag-iibigan ay magtatanong sa kanya ng tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig at kaligayahan. Samahan si Alex sa kanyang paglalakbay nang matuklasan niya na ang kayamanan lamang ay hindi makakabili ng pinakamahalagang bagay sa buhay. Makakahanap ba siya ng tunay na kaligayahan at pag-ibig, o ang mga bitag ng kayamanan ay magdadala sa kanya sa landas ng kawalan ng laman at kababawan? Tuklasin ang mga kumplikado ng kanyang buhay sa isang kuwento ng pagbabago, pagtuklas sa sarili, at paghahanap ng tunay na katuparan.

Cyrus and his classmates were summoned by the succubus demon angel not to save, but to destroy the world. However, after passing through several trials, Cy's innate potential was called "supreme trash"... The ability to die and revive stronger than before... The ability to level up and revive dead beings as instant soldiers... the ability of infinite skills... The ability of an immortal demon king... Was called "supreme trash"?

what happens when time stops at him and I feel my heart misses it's beat. what happens when he loves you more than anything. what happens when whole world around is against and he only sides with me. what happens when he says I love you but I can't ... may be I have to become his . then I will love him more than him..... welcome to my love story ....

"The world is full of mystery. I've heard that all my life and it seems to be true. But if I go through something mysterious myself, will I be believed? Maybe I'll think I'm crazy, or everything that happens to me in my everyday life is just something I'm dreaming and soon I'll wake up. Questions without answers..." Everything changes after he returns from a pilgrimage to a miraculous statue of the Holy Virgin Mary, when he becomes the victim of a plane accident in which, with no hope left, he prays alongside the other passengers, gives his final blessing, and then... And then what? He wakes up on a bench. Where exactly? Right in the heart of the most important square in the world, in Rome, caput mundi, as the Latins used to say. What is he doing there? He remembered the airplane accident, but he also had other memories. How did he get here, what year is it? He was at the Vatican, but still... Is it the year 1492?!

John, a 20-year-old orphan, has led a life full of struggles, often going without a single meal. Every day, he would go to the town, asking for work, only to be met with rejection and frustration. One day, while searching for work in Milltown, he is falsely accused of being a thief near a factory and is brutally beaten, causing him to lose consciousness. When John regains consciousness in a valley, he hears a mysterious voice—a voice that is destined to change his life forever. ["Installing. Please do not move. 1%... 2%... 3%... 4%... 5%... 6%... 98%... 99%... 100%." ] [Congratulations, Host John. The INFORMATION SYSTEM is now ready for use.] ----------------------------------------------- Hi friends... An unknown world (the name of which you will know later), an unknown era filled with struggles, and in it, our main character (MC) who knows nothing, is uneducated, and lives in a society with a caste system dividing upper and lower classes. Amidst all this, if our MC gets an advanced system that makes him powerful, how will he slowly and permanently show his strength in this unfamiliar and uneducated world? Are you excited? Then join the MC on this journey! as he fights to establish a stronghold in a cruel world. Tags: #Adventure, #Action,#Weaktostrong, #System, #Genius, #Romance, #worldbuilding This is my second novel Any mistakes Is Forgivable

Shen Hao traveled through time and arrived in the Great Qian Dynasty. Just in time, he encountered a famine year. Hunger was widespread for thousands of miles. There were refugees everywhere. Men, women, the elderly, and children were all sallow and emaciated, without even a mouthful of full meal to eat. Shen Hao exchanged a bucket of instant noodles for a lovely and obedient wife. Moreover, he discovered that he could shuttle back and forth between the two worlds and engage in trading of materials. Shen Hao exchanged near-expiry food for gold, silver, and jewels and took them to be sold in modern times. In an instant, he got a beautiful wife, luxury cars, and villas. He even hoarded supplies and advanced into the Great Qian Dynasty, recruited soldiers and bought horses, becoming a prominent and powerful family there.

狼狼崽子 - Author 我在废土卖泡面[穿书] - Name Status in COO:- 122 [END] Chu Ling is obsessed with a novel "My Wife is Dumb in the Doomsday" and is deeply attracted to the heroine's wife Gu Xiyan. Although this woman is a mute, she has become the ruler of the doomsday step by step with her eyes that can see through people's hearts. But the heroine actually used her to climb up. Chu Ling was about to comment on the author, but a car accident caused him to travel into the novel and he became a cannon fodder with only a few lines of records. What's worse is that the system binding error changed the original doomsday survival system to the fat house happy system. "Do you want this braised beef noodles or this old sauerkraut noodles?" Chu Ling was trying hard to sell instant noodles to survive in the doomsday, but he didn't expect to meet Gu Xiyan. Thinking that the heroine's future behavior would hurt her, Chu Ling was determined to help Gu Xiyan escape from the clutches of the heroine! "Gu Xiyan fell in love with the heroine because she saved her life! If I go and save Gu Xiyan, won't she not fall in love with the heroine? I'm such a little genius!" Chu Ling stared at Gu Xiyan from a distance, thinking, Gu Xiyan is so pretty, she is indeed the person I like. Huh? Why is she blushing? Gu Xiyan has been a mute since she was a child. She thought she would be a mute all her life, but she didn't expect to suddenly awaken the ability to read minds. Listening to those sanctimonious people saying vulgar words in their hearts, it turns out that the end of the world not only destroyed the world, but also the human heart. But the noisy voice kept coming. Gu Xiyan noticed that the source of the voice was a mercenary who had been staring at her. She didn't seem to have any expression on her face. Gu Xiyan originally thought that she only had money in her eyes like everyone else, but the voice in her heart was deafening. "She is so pretty! I like her so much! I wonder if she eats instant noodles?" The confession made Gu Xiyan's heart numb. The doomsday settings are all private, and there will be superpower elements. The writing skills are limited, and I am not very good at writing emotional lines. Content tags: strong and strong, special affection , supernatural power , end of the world, book-traveling, wasteland main characterPerspectiveChu LinginteractiveGu Xiyan One sentence introduction: If you love her, you should treat her to instant noodles. Concept: Persevere and never give up

In a world with 4 continents, demon continent, beast continent, viking Continent and swordsman continent, with four great gods guarding there continent. And demons and monsters who kills. The main character Yuki who's goal is to protect his loved once after hearing his father had died in battle.

In a world where Monsters exist and Hunters who protect the people's from this threat, in this world there lived a teenage boy, who his dream want to become the strongest Hunter alive, but instead the opposite happened, he become the weakest Hunter in the whole world. Did he can become the strongest Hunter alive...?

to all who is shattered by the world, seeking reasons to live and be with someone who will love them equally, someone who would cry when they pass on. I dedicate this story to you all. Hoping for your wish to come true but warning you that not all story... has a happy ending.

We must learn for the mistake of the past work together to create a better, and more sustainable future for all

Zhang Wei a run of the mill person suddenly gets an email form the game has been playing for years telling him his account has been hacked and been cleared and due to data corruption he lost years of effort but an unknown email form someone leads to it's own mystery as he is lunched into another world where the system decides he's not worth it's time what will he do next?

Meet Sam—a socially awkward, noodle-obsessed NEET who never expected his greatest achievement to be... getting flattened by two trucks at once. But hey, if you're going to die, might as well go out in style, right? Instead of moving on to the afterlife, Sam finds himself reincarnated in a magical world. The catch? He’s not a hero, not a wizard, and certainly not some mighty warrior. Nope, he's a snake. A tiny, scaly, noodle of a snake with zero chill, a sarcastic attitude, and a hunger for survival. Armed with a status window, some basic skills, and an unnatural obsession with eating other monsters to gain their powers, Sam’s got one goal: to become the ultimate predator. Along the way, he’ll unlock new abilities, devour anything that crosses his path (seriously, no one's safe), and evolve into increasingly deadly—and ridiculous—forms. But it’s not all fun and slithers. Between dodging overzealous adventurers, evading ridiculously powerful monsters, and navigating ancient ruins with world-altering secrets, Sam’s got his hands—er, fangs—full. It’s survival of the sneakiest as Sam tries to climb his way up the food chain, one bite at a time. Can this former NEET-turned-snake survive the wilds, outsmart his enemies, and become the nightmare every adventurer fears? Find out in "Snake’s Survival Guide: From Noodle to Nightmare"—a tale of deadly evolution, sarcastic humor, and one very persistent predator!