Reroll: I Brought Sarcasm To A Sword Fight
Hal Miller wasn’t hit by a truck-kun. He didn’t fall off a cliff. He didn’t die suddenly, he saw it coming. Stage four cancer isn’t subtle.
What he didn’t expect was to wake up in the void, alone, silent, and disturbingly conscious… for a thousand years.
Enter TABAAL, a cosmic entity who shows up not to save him, but to apologize for the mess. As a strange form of compensation, Hal is offered a second life with an unwanted bonus, full access to his memories, his internet search history, and unfortunately, his personality.
Now reborn into a medieval world where logic doesn’t always win and toothbrushes don’t exist, Hal is guided by Mnex, an AI that’s somehow more sarcastic than helpful.
Armed with future knowledge, scientific bias, and weaponized cynicism, Hal must survive in a world of nobles, runes, and very questionable plumbing.
One life ended. Another began.
This time, he’s not dying quietly.
Release Schedule:
New chapters drop every day.
Unless Mnex hacks the system, Hal says something dumb, or the author forgets what day it is.
(Just kidding. Probably.)
If you enjoy stories that build patiently, think smart, and respect your time and intelligence… welcome to Reroll.
Add to library so you don’t miss Mnex’s next meltdown.
Come for the sarcasm, stay for the innovations.
Also available on Royal Road.