What Does A Panda Doing Push Ups Mean

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Hang out with Senior Sister, commit sins twice a day. Book transmigration female lead VS reborn antagonist male lead 1v1 pure love * After the antagonist Demon Lord Yuezheng Yan reborn, he planned to follow the trajectory of his past life, to bloodily cleanse the hypocritical Master at Cloud Nine Peak and exterminate his malevolent original family. But on the first day of joining the sect, he was hoodwinked by a Senior Sister he had not met in his previous life and ended up at Xiaoyao Peak. The Senior Sister said, “Join Xiaoyao, and I'll have your back, Junior Brother. All you need to do is be happy.” Yuezheng Yan nodded and believed her... evil intentions! 3 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was buried alive by Lu Xingyan's alchemical explosion that destroyed his Immortal's Cave. 4 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was turned into a snowman and had his hair scorched by Lu Xingyan. 12 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was brainwashed by Lu Xingyan and even did odd jobs for her. Whenever he protested, Lu Xingyan would look at him gently, “Senior Sister is doing this for your own good.” Yuezheng Yan scoffed at this. Nice try, Lu Xingyan. Do you think I can't hear your mind? Your mouth says you love me, but your heart and that Old Sixth System scheme every day to stab me to death. You escape first when the auction house explodes. You don’t care when your Junior Brother is struck by lightning. You don't even bother to pull me out when I fall into the water. Claiming you're tired and need to rest, yet you go off to enact a tearful reunion with the original female lead, your White Moonlight, displaying your deep affection! You're having a great time. Leaving me squatting on the ground, digging Poisonous Mushrooms for you until my hand cramps. Once I return to the Magic Realm, I'll send you to cultivate Magic Lotus! Yuezheng Yan sullenly returned to the Magic Realm. Until one day, he overheard a conversation between Lu Xingyan and the Old Sixth System. Old Sixth: Host, the Little Antagonist has betrayed Xiaoyao Peak and run off to the Magic Realm. We’ll replace him with a more obedient Little Antagonist for you~ Yuezheng Yan: Old Sixth, shut up! Senior Sister, don't replace me. I'm rolling back right now.

Our MC dies most ridiculously by stepping on a banana peel and finds himself floating around in a forest With no physical body. He tries to control his new body which is very hard for our ex-human mc until he meets Lira, a naughty forest spirit who becomes his unwilling magic teacher. Together they embark on a wondrous journey of chaos magic, unintended explosions and chaotic fun.

Have you ever how the 'unique quest chains' are born, how 'mega-rare super-items' just drop out of thin air, and why every random minor character in the starting village is a hidden expert? I am the reason. I am the silently curshing ghost ofthe machine running cogs of 'secret quests', the plot-driving device of destiny, the shepherd to the millions of players that just KNOW that every stone holds a unique opportunity for loot, lore and skills. I am a sole Admin of the greatest DMMO-RPG, partialy AI and a man who holds the great responsibility overseeing the life of the game... With a slight problem though. The game was destroyed a week before it's start. Completely. So now there is no game. There are players, me and million of cheap tricks I honed in my life for the single goal of proving to all of you, that... This game definitely does exist. --- First of all, I post this book on my Patreon. 18 chapters of this book are there - for 3$ it's all yours... Though, of course, I will be posting it for free on this site too. Except I first post them on my Patreon - so now 1 chapter is here - and 19 are there. When it would have 10 chapters here? 28 chapters are there. So... You know? You can support my life there for 18 chapters ahead of the curve. I will be very grateful!

A hunter must hunt. In a world torn with war they remain neutral. In a world where demi-humans are seen as the filth of the world, they remain neutral. In a world where those who dabble in magic is seen as unnatural, they remain neutral. For all they must needs do is hunt.

Meet So In-Su, an ordinary college student whose life takes a wild turn when a mysterious holographic screen announces he's now a "Healer" in a chaotic new world. Joined by his best friend Si-Woo, a Paladin with the navigation skills of a lost puppy, and Alya, an elementary school girl-slash-Necromancer with a penchant for trouble, In-Su's new life is anything but boring. As they battle monsters and argue like siblings, In-Su has to play the exasperated dad, making sure they stay alive (and don’t strangle each other in the process). With epic quests, dark secrets, and more chaos than you can shake a magic staff at, can In-Su keep his friends safe and figure out his new role, or will the healer need some healing of his own?

Fanfic

Fujino Tetsuya, a convenience store worker and certified otaku, always dreamed of getting isekai’d into a fantasy world with overpowered abilities and a harem of beautiful women. When fate finally answered his call, he found himself summoned as the 665th Demon Lord, destined to lead an army of darkness against humanity. There was just one tiny problem—his so-called ‘ultimate power’ came with ridiculous conditions. If he wanted to use his abilities, he had to do something embarrassing first, like stripping down mid-battle or confessing his undying love to the enemy. For three years, he endured humiliation after humiliation, losing every single war to the legendary Hero, Loraine Lionheart. On his 999th defeat, Fujino finally had enough. He stood up, dusted himself off, and declared: “I quit.” Now, with the entire world in shock, the demon army in chaos, and the Hero utterly dumbfounded, Fujino walks away from the battlefield to pursue his dream of a peaceful slow life. But will the world really let the Demon Lord retire so easily? One thing’s for sure—things are about to get even dumber.

In a cruel world, Athan was born as an "Exception" and his life was cursed. However, dreams never let him go, and neither could the spirits…

A high school student who doesn't know what to do with his life and is troubled by the guilt inside him about the things he did wrong in the past and wants to correct them but is stucka between the present and the past and doesn't know what to do attempts to try other things and tries to live the best he can but fails everytime. (warning: content of self harm, suicidal thoughts)

The whole world was flooded by creatures of unknown origins and began killing millions. Ronan Ramos, a 17 year old students, spends most of his summer vacation at their house, never going outside. He was asked by his mother to go out and buy some things. While outside, He saw people running from something and what he saw is a horror.

The journey of Shiér, the one who found the True meaning...her true meaning. See how a villain traverses through the world and learn their side of story.

Ilse thought her breakup with Ana was final—a clean, mutual parting. But Ana couldn't let go. For three days, Ana's obsessive texts, voicemails, and relentless stalking pushed Ilse to the edge. Blocking her didn't work; ignoring her didn't help. One dull, lonely night, Ilse tries to drown her stress with cheap beer, a vibrator, and an old dungeon-crawling RPG. Halfway through, her phone buzzes: an anonymous call. Ana. The sound of her voice sends Ilse into a panic. She screams, tells her to stay away, slams the phone down—but minutes later, there's a knock at the door. Ana is there, eyes wide and manic, clutching a knife and an ancient, bloodstained book. Ana chants something in a language that doesn't belong in this world. The blade plunges into Ilse's body, followed by a desperate, cuddle. As Ilse's vision fades, After being given a choice by an entity. Ilse wakes up somewhere else. A glitchy, corrupted world stretches before her, where reality bends like an old game on the verge of crashing. Naked, vulnerable, and utterly classless, Ilse stumbles through a bizarre urban sprawl, barely surviving. Living off mana pockets. A battle priestess, share's her energy with her. Giving her a choice, to play this world like a game or to succumb to the cycle. In this world, mana is life. And the most potent way to leech it? Through acts of intimacy. Ilse is thrust into a twisted realm where sex isn't just survival—it's power. However corruption threatens to change it all for the worse. **** UPDATES MONDAYS TUESDAYS WEDNESDAYS

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Rewrote my story, read my story named MMORPG: Looter Class

"your mine" said the professor as while he went deep inside of me making me a moaning mess "mine to kiss, mine to fuck and mine to punish and only mine" Sky Lorenzo is the school play boy and panty dropper. Always causing trouble everywhere he went what happens when a new professor comes and accidentally bents Sky.

Title: What It Means To Be Yours Author:SheWantsToBeIsekaied [ author's original ] Status: Ongoing Theme:Quick Transmigration Kjizei is consumed by the pain of relentless romantic rejection. In search of answers, he meets a mysterious assistant who offers him the chance to experience different worlds, each revealing unique scenarios of heartbreak. As Kjizei explores these alternate realities, he faces various forms of rejection-from casual indifference to profound betrayal. Each experience pushes him to confront the underlying issues of his romantic failures, ultimately leading him on a path toward healing and self-acceptance. Kjizei's journey also highlights his struggle with feelings of powerlessness, stemming from past bullying. The trade with the assistant symbolizes the complexities of personal growth, requiring him to take responsibility for his identity and experiences. Ultimately, he learns what it means to own his life, actively shaping a new identity and future despite overwhelming adversity.

Jayden is the type of guy that knows how deep love can truly get and is scratching for such relationship. Only problem is... He hasn't really ever truly ever had a girlfriend until now but this time its different. He finally finds someone he thinks is the perfect one. But I guess in the end... he might not be ready.

When former lovers are brought together after years, their lives are now completely different and they live in an absolutely contrasting world- One is now a ruthless Mafia Boss while the other is a Special Forces Captain. * * * Alessio DeFazio is the ruthless Don of the DeFazio crime family. Once an average boy with many dreams; he is now a ruthless Mafia Boss who rules with an iron fist. Known for his ruthless yet intelligent methods, he is feared by the other crime families, and under his rule, the DeFazio crime family eventually rises to the top, making him the untouchable Boss of Bosses of the Mafia world. The Mafia King is bound to have many enemies and of course, those intelligence and special forces from many countries who are trying to get wind of him, and... she is among those who are eager to hunt him down. Captain Alora McLean of the Elentrus Army is someone who is more than devoted and sincere in her job. A carefree and kind soul; she always transforms into a tough perfectionist once she puts on her uniform. With her intelligence and mind-blowing merits under her belt, she is a model soldier whom everyone admired and look up to. However... Her life as a perfect Special Forces Captain starts to see a crack when an old flame reappears and shakes up her life. * A righteous soldier and someone who casually commit crimes. Nevertheless, they both find themselves struggling to stand firm in their principles when they shake up each other's lives after years, causing them to practically play a game of push and pull. In an intense battle between love and principles, what will prevail in the end? ---------- Note: All places, characters, incidents, and organizations in this novel are fictional. Disclaimer: I do not own the cover photo. It is uploaded from another source and all rights credited to the rightful owner...