Anti Anti Jokes

Cain Von Claudia was just a simple salary man,when he accidentally travelled a new world instead going to heaven,so God Of Death gave him a system to support him to have a luxury life. Author:One Reader beef's me about the Main Character in My book "Villain's Lagier" he message me and have a beef with me because the MC in that book was ruthless, so now i will give him a book that will satisfy him,A Good Loving MC,Or that was it called,

Aurelian stood in front of the cracked mirror, breathing hard. His hands shook, not from exhaustion-but from memory. Memory that wasn't his. The shard in his palm pulsed again. The vision unfurled, slow and cruel: A twilight sky. A god on his knees. A voice-broken and desperate-"If this is what it takes to save you, then curse me. Bind me. I'll pay it, Caelum. Just don't leave me again." And then, that face-Caelum's face-terrible in its beauty, streaked with tears made of starlight. "You don't understand," Caelum had whispered. "The curse won't just save you, Aurelian. It will remember you. And so will I. Forever." The memory tore away. Aurelian staggered back. He had asked for it. He had begged. And Caelum had obeyed-not out of cruelty, but out of love. He looked down at the mirror shard now glowing in his palm, veins of silver running through it like lightning. His voice was raw. "Say my name again." The mirror flickered. A voice-far away, trembling-answered. "Aurelian." And for the first time in centuries, something inside him broke. He fell to his knees, choking on grief and fury and something deeper. "You loved me enough to damn me."

He never wanted to be a hero. He never asked to become a weapon. In a world where 4.3% of people are born as Evolvers—humans with abilities that defy nature—the line between good and evil has all but disappeared. Heroes save. Villains destroy. And somewhere in the crossfire, the rest are just trying to survive. Zelpher was one of them. Just a powerless boy with no plan—only the will to survive. Then came the lab. The accident. And the agony that changed everything. Now, Zelpher is something else. His body heals faster. Moves sharper. Hits harder. But it all comes at a cost. His power grows only through pain—real, excruciating pain. Every wound makes him stronger. Every broken bone brings him closer to something… other. And with every scar, something monstrous stirs beneath his skin. Now he’s changing—and everyone knows it. The heroes try to control him. The villains seek to break him. To both, he’s just a weapon. No one sees the boy still fighting to hold on beneath the surface. He didn’t choose this power. He didn’t choose this war. But he’s in it now. And as the world watches him rise—or fall—only one question matters: How long can you stay human, when pain is the price of power? --- “I Upload Randomly but at least 2 Chapters a day”

After being killed in a anti-goverment protest, two siblings are reincarnated in a fantasy world "Heroia" as children of a simple miller. Their genders are swapped, and the son cannot move anything but his head. Will they survive and make it in this harsh and unforgiving world, where the great hero died long ago and the land is torn by war and monsters?

In a world where healing magic is sacred and revered, Arthur is born an anomaly—a child of a fugitive princess and a fallen knight, blessed with an immense mana pool and an uncanny gift for restoration magic. But when tragedy steals his mother and shatters his peace, Arthur discovers a terrifying secret: he can reverse healing. With a touch, his magic can rot flesh, unravel spells, and extinguish life—he is an Anti-Healer. Armed with a mysterious grimoire from his mother—capable of amplifying his magic and storing infinite spells—Arthur sets out into a world that both fears and needs him. From taming mythical beasts in cursed forests to rescuing a kidnapped princess with ties to his bloodline, Arthur is drawn into the heart of a kingdom on the brink of war. But secrets run deep in Caledonia. As Arthur rises through palace intrigue and magical academia, he uncovers the truth about his lineage, a brewing civil rebellion, and a prophecy that names him the harbinger of salvation—or ruin. Torn between vengeance and virtue, love and loss, Arthur must master the very magic that defies the laws of nature to protect those he loves—and survive those who would see him erased. The Anti-Healer’s Odyssey is an epic light novel series filled with brutal magic battles, heart-wrenching emotion, sweeping romance, and a protagonist who must embrace darkness to heal a broken world.

Setelah mengalami Reinkarnasi tidak dia inginkan, tokoh utama memiliki dua pilihan, yaitu melanjutkan tekadnya untuk menghancurkan dunia agar dia bisa mengakhiri reinkarnasi yang tidak dia inginkan, atau menikmati kehidupan di dunianya sekarang seperti yang pecahan jiwanya ingin dia lakukan. Tanpa pengalaman untuk hidup di dunia ini dan berbagai pengalaman baru menanti, akhir apa yang akan mengakhiri perjalanannya?

The arduous journey filled with blood and tears of one of the most pitiful and blameworthy people. "In the end, only hatred is the constant thing in this world"

Di balik bayangan dari cahaya itu sendiri, tersimpan kisah lama yang bahkan takdir pun enggan menyentuh. Kisah tentang tiga jiwa yang terikat bukan oleh darah, melainkan oleh kehendak langit yang telah retak. Varnokh, Caedron, dan Elvanor tidak pernah benar-benar mati. Selama ikatan itu tetap hidup, selama kabut hitam masih bersembunyi di balik sinar matahari, mereka akan selalu ada, menanti, bertarung, atau mungkin... saling menghancurkan.

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A mysterious novel, "The Villain is the Anti-Hero," was supposed to be a thrilling escape, not a death sentence. But after a bizarre accident, Alan finds himself trapped within its pages, living fifty grueling years as a side character. He fought, he loved, he lost—his wife to cancer, his family to ruin, and the world to demons. His dying breath was a wish for a second chance. And he got it. Waking up as his 10-year-old self, Alan de Rivian—the novel's notoriously snotty villain—he's armed with the bitter wisdom of a sixty-year-old and the rudimentary skills of a battle-hardened veteran. Now, confined to his room and betrothed to a stranger, Alan must shed his villainous past, navigate a treacherous noble society, and rewrite a destiny that once led to utter despair. Can he save everyone he failed before, or will this 'anti-hero' be consumed by the very story he sought to change?

"Pernahkah terbesit dalam benakmu, apa yang sesungguhnya terjadi pasca-kematian? Menurut ajaran agama, jiwa manusia akan dikirim menuju alam akhirat—sebuah alam ruhani atau alam jiwa. Di sana, jiwa akan diadili berdasarkan setiap perbuatan semasa hidupnya; jiwa yang dipenuhi kebaikan akan membuahkan surga, tempat di mana keindahan, kedamaian, dan kenikmatan tak terbayangkan menanti. Sementara jiwa yang berlumur kejahatan akan disiksa di neraka, suatu tempat dengan api menyala dan panas membara yang akan menghukum pendosa dengan siksaan yang amat pedih. Itulah keyakinan yang mengakar, sebuah siklus takdir yang konon tak terelakkan. Namun, bagi Kylie Minogue, seorang penulis ternama yang karya-karyanya mengukir namanya di puncak popularitas, garis takdir itu justru terhapus. Saat ajal menjemput, jiwanya, entah mengapa, dirinya tidak diadili di dunia akhirat untuk mengukur amal baik atau buruknya. Sebaliknya, jiwa penulis itu terlepas, melayang bebas menembus batas-batas sistem tata surya, menuju kehampaan kosmik yang tak terjamah. Namun Kini, setelah jiwanya terlepas dari segala hukum fisika dan metafisika, apa yang menanti jiwa seorang author di hamparan kehampaan itu? Petualangan kosmik macam apa yang akan membentang di hadapannya? Dan, akankah ia menemukan tujuan baru dalam eksistensinya yang melampaui kematian, atau justru tersesat abadi dalam narasi tak terbatas semesta?" ikuti kisahnya hanya di novel ini!!!

In a world where 70% of the population possesses powers managed by a LitRPG chip, Kang Ji-Hoon, a timid young man, joins the prestigious Apex Academy to save his sick mother. Ranked last at F with his seemingly useless ability to summon a dagger, he becomes the target of relentless bullying. Pushed to his limit, he unleashes the true power of his weapon, a dark and destructive force. As he transforms into a ruthless anti-hero, a cosmic threat emerges to assimilate humanity. Ji-Hoon then realizes his dark destiny: to save everyone, he must destroy everything.

He never wanted to be a hero. He never asked to become a weapon. In a world where 4.3% of people are born as Evolvers—humans with abilities that defy nature—the line between good and evil has all but disappeared. Heroes save. Villains destroy. And somewhere in the crossfire, the rest are just trying to survive. Zelpher was one of them. Just a powerless boy with no plan—only the will to survive. Then came the lab. The accident. And the agony that changed everything. Now, Zelpher is something else. His body heals faster. Moves sharper. Hits harder. But it all comes at a cost. His power grows only through pain—real, excruciating pain. Every wound makes him stronger. Every broken bone brings him closer to something… other. And with every scar, something monstrous stirs beneath his skin. Now he’s changing—and everyone knows it. The heroes try to control him. The villains seek to break him. To both, he’s just a weapon. No one sees the boy still fighting to hold on beneath the surface. He didn’t choose this power. He didn’t choose this war. But he’s in it now. And as the world watches him rise—or fall—only one question matters: How long can you stay human, when pain is the price of power?

What happens if one day you got cancer and died, only to find out you have transmigrated to a different world. where people lived peacefully with beasts, or atleast the rich people did. There were various small and big magical creatures called Beasts. Theses monster could either be your friend or a mindless enemy. in terms of beasts vs humans, humans were still far behind. Which is why Beast tamers was the most respected stream, with it having multiple branches. Kurai Blackwood found himself in slums, alone and helpless in garbage dump. but he wasn't afraid. He used to be detective, and he also later became top crime and mystery novel author of the country. Even personally going to crime scenes for book Ideas. Was he afraid of this new life? not necessarily. but was he perfect? absolutely not. ____ In this people 1 beast tamers life was more important than 100 unawakened people. same was the society's state. Rich ruled the Cities, the alliance. while poor people like Kurai rot in slums. But he wasn't going to be a normal person. He wanted to become strong enough that no one can ever threaten him. which sounds impossible... but he had a major secret. he had a SSS ranked talent, Eye of the world. he could see any beast's info and 3 minimum evolution route. It only meant one thing, Even the destiny was supporting him. How could he be mediocre beast tamer and settle with wife and kids. No, he choose to be A proud Beast Tamer. Who only care about himself and his beasts. No woman can distract him, from his goal. ____ This is a original novel, not a translation. No romance, no harem. MC is a bit, just slightly anti hero. (I want to make him complete anti hero but I am not a good enough writer for that)

High-schooler Yuuto Sakurai is not your typical teen. He prides himself on his peculiar mission - to protect the love lives of those threatened by encroaching third parties. When charisma and physical prowess attempt to steal away your beloved, Sakurai leaps into action. For just 10,000 yen, he'll ensure your love story remains untainted. Armed with conviction and a no-discrimination policy, he is the Anti-NTR Man - a one-man crusade against romantic usurpation.

Completely abandoned and traumatized, left by his girlfriend and expelled from college, Xiao Yang did not find himself desperate, but rather exhausted and close to giving up. But on a cold night, as he stood on a bridge, desolate, he realized that even his own mind was playing with his pathetic situation: [Would you like to live a new life in another world?] [Yes? Not?] Or perhaps not...

Plunge into the near-future (or past, depending on when read): a lone physicist, Dr. Andy Holden, unveils control over gravity, but with a defiant twist – a threat to spill his secrets globally if his vision for peaceful, inventor-led development is usurped. What follows isn’t just about the stunning technology, but a high-stakes game of innovation, ambition, and control. This is a near-future alternate history techno-thriller science fiction political drama.

I , Noelle , In a world were everything is about magic was born into a prestigious noble family where nobles like me have high rank magic such as Wind magic ,Water magic, Fire magic and most important Time magic was stuck with Anti magic[a magic that nullifies magic] a low rank magic .As a matter of fact ,I was been called a witch for having an insanely inmeasureable beauty and known as a bad luck in my kingdom Unknown to me , the Demon King ,Lucian Lucilfer ,the devil's son wants me for my little magic. Can I ran away from this psycho man who wants to keep me? Will I find the secret to my unnatural beauty and what my parent knew about it.? Will the relationship between Lucian and I grow and will we more likely fall in love? Well, I don't want to know............

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Reincarnation Successful] [Lifetime] [Death] *** [Reincarnation Successful] [Lifetime] [Death] *** [Reincarnation Unsuccessful] Hi! I am Max Fentanyl. I have lived a total of 10 lives and now suffer the grave consequence of a suicidal attempt into another. Cursed to live a bodyless manaless orb in a world full of despair and agony. I thought this plight will never end. Until one day.. [Reincarnation? Successful] I am back and in a cool new body. [Welcome to Dimension-X] Not only am I back but I have this awesome skill that no one else in the entire world has, gifted to me by the forgotten blood line, able to defile all magic or mana. [Unique skill: Anti-magic] But wait there's more. [Do you wish to Evolve entiies?] No freaking way. I can evolve as well. Spells, genes, weaponry... you name it. With all this I am bound to be the greatest in a matter of months. Breaking or Making? It's all up to me. Watch out world here I come. *** No!! [Magic Injest Denied] [Flaw: Regressed magic usage] Damn this ability. Can't even use cores or level up straight. Regressing magic... If this is what I got... then let the world feel its fury. "If magic is everything, then I'll destroy it all!" [2025 WSA Entry]

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todo transcurre alrrededor de los años dos mil y dosmil veinti dos, cuando se produce un genocidio mundial por culpa de seres de lugares remotos y lejanos a la tierra. Aquí es donde nuestro protagonista Luwis de Hamilton y la coprotagonista Charlotte de Fores se sumergen en un mundo donde gigantes despertaron para destruir el planeta y provocar la extinción humana; en todo este desarrollo ellos buscarán la manera de eliminar las amenazas junto con sus compañeros de equipo, los cuales se especializan en entrenamiento virtuoso de una academia única en el mundo llamada A.N.C (Anti Novas Corporations).

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

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