A Poop That Took A Pee

While drunk, I ended up taking the heroine’s first time in a romance fantasy Novel. [This novel does not belong to me; all rights belong to its author. I merely translating it.]

In the chaotic realm of Kyyrin, where draconic deities spiral in a deadly dance of death and rebirth, driven by the whims of worship, stands the cunning draconic demon goddess Yuuna. Bound by an ancient cycle, these gods continually perish and are reborn, stripped of memories, doomed to a fleeting existence. But Yuuna harbors a dark secret—her heart is the key to breaking this eternal chain. Desperate for salvation, the divine beings unite with a sinister intent: to kill Yuuna and seize her heart. Enter Xyenn, a 19-year-old with nothing but contempt for gods and a thirst for revenge. Yuuna, ever the strategist, binds this unlikely hero to her cause, sharing her formidable powers with him through a binding contract. Together, they dive into a maelstrom of divine conspiracies and battles. But amidst the chaos and battles, could there emerge an unexpected bond, perhaps love? Or does their alliance simply herald more destruction and sorrow in this god-forsaken world? Only time will tell in this high-stakes game of gods and hearts.

Archer Bennett—happy with his current life, is suddenly stabbed, losing everything he loves. However, he quickly finds out that death is not always final. Transmigrated into a magical world—as a child named Archer Ashguard—he finds himself abandoned. Lost and alone, with mysterious and potent magical abilities. He sets out on an adventure that’s sometimes fun, sometimes serious, and full of girls! Join Archer as he embarks on a legendary journey that will change the world. No Yuri or NTR ----------------------------------------------------- Super Gift = three extra chapters. If you want to support me, go to my Patreon = patreon.com/NegansPalace Two chapters per day. https://discord.gg/rkyQyz85DJ

What if... You got reincarnated as a Filipino? Help Tristan Santiago Luna now known as "Malakas" (Strong) in his beautiful historical journey of the Philippines and it's struggles. Tristan suddenly found himself in a unfamiliar small house, last he could remember is watching a drama last night. What's this? Tristan suddenly feel something within him... ___________________________________________________________________________ Hello! Author here, Yeah I made another novel, but I just wanted to make another novel just to get this out of my chest, make sure you guys read the disclaimer so that I could explain and also so tha you guys can understand my point. The photo is also not mine I just saw it in google.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. —All the characters here are 18 and above— Synopsis Okumura Kouhei is in love with Saonji Hina, but she’s as cold as ice and doesn’t let anyone get close—she's like a flower that’s impossible to reach. However, everything changes when Kouhei uncovers a secret about Hina that turns his world upside down. To make matters even more complicated, members of the student council decide to get involved, adding to the chaos swirling around him. And let’s not forget about his neighbor next door, who seems to have her own agenda. What will happen to Kouhei now that he’s stumbled upon something he wasn’t meant to discover as a mere human?

In the land of Drakastradorn, where magic exists, so does many races..friendly, neutral or hostile, exists a race called "The above order", leaded by the order of the crimsons, & the queen Marafyre THE absolute, a tyrannical monarch, standing against the hierarchy is The rebel alliance of Drakastradorn, one man woke up, not knowing much what happened, his name was Shotaro, Mugyiwara Shotaro, woke in a jungle naked, he meets an Elf ranger & befriended her, but there was a problem, Shotaro, althroght knew he was from earth, had a blury past, he didn't knew how he was transported in this world..was it a truck?.....was it a train or bus?...did he got summoned, he doesn't know, he gets cursed with fate worse than. death by a black Katana that keeps following him around, along with the misfortune ridden artefact he is hearing voices, he must also find the secret of those voices...that tell him to..save people ..Keep moving forward . Shotaro: journey of a hero is an action pack, dark, gritty, r rated story about a man that kept moving beyond the misfortune of his new life, it also have the charm of the isekai genre... but presents it in a different way.

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Nox Kaiser awakens in a strange, new world - one ruled not by technology or money, but by powerful tribes and clans, each gifted with supernatural abilities. To make matters worse, he finds himself imprisoned by one of these tribes. However, things take an unexpected turn when the beautiful girl assigned to guard him seems to develop a deep affection for him. Perhaps too deep. As Nox begins to uncover the secrets of this world, he discovers that he, too, can harness these extraordinary powers. But there's a catch - his personality starts to change in ways he can't control. Meanwhile, the girl he’s grown close to harbors a dark past, one that changed the course of her live in way Nox never imagined. Even more intriguingly, he finds a way to travel between this strange world and his own - Introducing modern knowledge to this, otherwise primitive world. -------------- As this is my first novel that I will publish, don't expect the best story or fabulous character development. It will probably feel more like a wish-fulfillment story with some twists and turns. I will also be experimenting a lot—both with the plot and the writing style—to find my own way of writing. English is not my first language, so there may be errors. However, I will use correction programs to spare you all from grammar PTSD. --------------- -NO ntr, No yuri ; There will be: -spice -lemons (not very explicit though but I will make a discord channel for that) -gore -harem with 3 to 4 woman (might change if readers don't want it) mc is mostly neutral but some actions will be evil ------------------------ I don't own the cover art and all rights belong to the original artist. ##Release every Saturday## Discord: https://discord.gg/9zdCMtJMuk

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

In this poignant coming-of-age novel, an outcast boy and a high-class girl, despite their social differences, fall deeply in love while navigating the ups and downs of school life. Their bond grows stronger as they complete their studies together, but after graduation, the girl unexpectedly breaks up with him, leaving him heartbroken. Despite the separation, they continue to stay in touch, maintaining a fragile connection. Months later, the girl calls him to reveal that she's getting married to someone else, a moment that shatters his heart once again. Though he puts on a brave face, smiling through the pain at her wedding, the emptiness of losing her lingers. As the days go by, he remains haunted by memories of their love, unable to shake the feeling of longing that he carries with him, even as he tries to move forward with his life. The novel explores themes of love, heartbreak, and the difficulty of letting go, as well as the enduring emotional scars left by first love.

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

[WPC Entry] Eli's life was cut short by the infamous truck kun, only for him to be reincarnated in a strange new world as a lowly goblin. Faced with the harsh realities of survival, he must navigate this brutal world, fighting against dangerous hobgoblins, trolls, and ogres while also defending his clan from the treacherous humans who seek to destroy it.

Ferlein eiram is a heir and a son of the highest and biggest company in Europe and his father told him to stay in Japan for a while

Yang Qiu and Chen Xia are two boys living in a small town. Yang Qiu’s mother passed early on, while his father went to the city to find work, leaving Yang Qiu behind. In school, Yang Qiu meets Chen Xia, who’s family owns a well-loved restaurant in their hometown. Their friendship blooms immediately, and grows stronger as time passes. However, due to the unpredictabilities of life, their bond is put to the test, changing the nature of their relationship. What changes will they experience? Will it be for better or for worse?

Have you heard of the rumor? There's a witch roamin' around on the streets of Gehenna with her henchmen. The two has been causing a riot here and there, and some witness said that the witch ate some guy's eyeballs. Why you ask? That's the worst part, she's blind. ___ TW: This story contains many disturbing scenes that isn't suitable for sensitive readers. You have been warned.

“I’ll marry you Drake, not because I get weak in the knees and cream my panties whenever I see you, but because I want Riley to suffer for hurting me.” “I don’t care what your reasons are my love, just say yes to me and I’ll worship your sweet, curvy body for the rest of my life, I’ll make you the envy of every woman on earth, just say yes to me, my love.” Mia’s wedding to the big boss, Riley Osborne was cancelled on her wedding day. There was a rumor that she cheated on Riley and ended up getting married to low life pauper, but no one knows who her husband is and they keep mocking her because of her breakup with the boss. The war between Riley and Drake caused everyone to know that Mia is loved and wanted by two billionaire brothers. Who would have thought that she is secretly married to the senior master, her bosses elder brother Drake Osborne, who happens to own 80 percent of the Osborne empire.

That time that there was a basket on a chair.

David, a young spanish man died from a heart illnes and a super natural being reincarnated him as the first princess of an empire, the catch is; that princess is going to die soon too by the hand of his own father, the emperor! Will David survive death this time or will he perish again?

Synopsis: Sophia, a journalist, investigates organized crime. Dante, a mafia underboss, is tasked with stopping her. But Sophia's determination and intelligence intrigue him. As they engage in a cat-and-mouse game, Dante finds himself torn between duty and desire. CHAPTER 1: "Deadline Looming"* Sophia Russo tapped her pen impatiently on her desk, staring at the blank page in front of her. Her editor, Mark, had been breathing down her neck all morning. "Sophia, where's the mafia exposé?" Mark asked, his voice firm but laced with annoyance. "You've had weeks to work on this. I need something concrete by the end of the day." Sophia took a deep breath, trying to calm her racing thoughts. "I'm close, Mark. Just need to verify some sources." Mark's expression turned skeptical. "Verify? You've been verifying for months. I need results, Sophia." As Mark walked away, Sophia's phone buzzed with an incoming text: "Meet me at the coffee shop on 5th and Main at 7 pm. Come alone. -A" Sophia's heart skipped a beat. Alex, her reliable source, rarely contacted her directly. She glanced around the newsroom, ensuring no one watched, before quickly typing: "See you then." The message sent, Sophia's mind whirled with possibilities. What did Alex have for her? Was it finally the break she needed? The pressure from Mark still lingered, but Sophia's determination reignited. She would get this story. As she processed the message, a sudden wave of déjà vu washed over her. The newsroom around her blurred, and Sophia felt herself transported back in time. She saw herself as a teenager, sitting in the backseat of her parents' car, laughing and arguing with her mom about college plans. The sound of screeching tires and shattering glass shattered the memory. Sophia's heart raced as she relived the horror of that fateful night. Her parents' faces flashed before her: her father's encouraging smile, her mother's unwavering determination. The accident's aftermath unfolded like a cruel slideshow – the hospital, the funeral, the loneliness. Sophia's gaze drifted to the silver necklace around her neck, the press badge pendant a tangible connection to her parents' legacy.

Sophia carol finally gets to meet her hero Leena wright during a book convention but after a freak accident, she finds herself in one of Leena's unfinished stories. Her sudden appearance, throws the world awry, to stop their world from crumbling and possibly save her life, she must correct the course of the story but how does she do that without knowing the ending

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The story takes place in a modern setting where living beings have evolved to colonize Outer Space while having an Military regiment that's run by a Monarchy, Things go south when a mysterious attack took place on the royal castle during the main character's, that is, the prince, Tommy Oldton's 10th birthday, in which, his parents died. Learning from this loss, this story takes place when Tommy is a trained martial artist with powers derived from this universe's power system, "Binding Energy", similar to Ki or Chi from Shounen manga, at age 15 and decides to dress up like a cowboy and become a hero to save anyone else who could fall victim to such attack while also uncovering the rather "Occult" mystery behind the attack in such a modern era.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Five years. It took me five years to destroy the VRMMORPG company that my father created. After my father died, I was lost and alone, but then I realized who made me that way. This game, "A Thief's Paradise: Gain or Nothing," caused everything. So, I poured every bit of effort over the last five years into destroying the game's server and erasing every player from the game. But I was merely caught in the spider web laid out by my father’s associate. In the end, I unwittingly aided my father’s enemy in strengthening themselves. And I died with regret as a nobody in a prison cell. [Game Over] --- [Initializing Upload] … [Upload Completed] [Transmission to Real World - 100%] Yes, I have been given a second chance, a second chance to make them pay for everything. This time, I won’t stop at just destroying "A Thief's Paradise: Gain or Nothing." I will show this world what happens when you hurt someone who has nothing but vengeance in their heart. I will not just make them pay. **The Game That Took Everything from Me: Only PK-ing This Time**

Bob is an unlucky guy who loves toilet jokes, but when he dies and wakes up in a fantasy world, he gets more than he bargained for. Instead of becoming a powerful fire mage like he dreams, he’s forced to be a Poop Mage, with gross spells and a stinky magic system called P.U.M.A. With the help of his “Fiery Fecal Flame” spell, Bob must earn "Stink Points" to unlock new abilities, but all his magic revolves around poop. The villagers hate him, he accidentally causes chaos wherever he goes, and even a group of holy knights called "The White Order" sees him as a threat. Desperate to change his fate, Bob sets out to find a real mage who can teach him fire magic. Along the way, he meets weird allies like a sarcastic rogue named Roxanne, young noble Cooper, a clueless fire mage mentor, and a strange daoist master.