Candi Kane

She applied for a simple teaching job. She ended up raising a classroom full of supernatural toddlers and accidentally becoming the Demon Lord’s obsession. -`♡´- Struggling to pay rent and drowning in rejection emails, Alina Hart, 24, is desperate for a stable job. When she stumbles across a strange flyer offering a "live-in teaching position at a private academy," she signs the contract without reading the fine print. Big mistake. On her first day, she learns three things: 1...Her students are not human. 2...One breathes fire. Another howls at the moon. One floats through walls and another eats chalk like candy. 3...The school’s principal is Dante Nightshade, a seven-foot-tall Demon Lord with blood-red eyes and zero patience for mortals. And Alina? She just accidentally scolded the Demon Prince, Dante’s only son. Now, the students are clinging to her. The royal parents are demanding "private meetings." And the Demon Lord keeps appearing in her classroom with a gaze that’s far too intense for a casual visit. -`♡´- Alina: “Please stop throwing fireballs in the classroom!” Baby Dragon: “But Teacher! That’s how we play catch!” -`♡´- Alina: “Luna, you can’t bite people just because they sit next to me.” Luna (growling): “He was breathing near you. That’s MY air!” Alina: “…Please don’t make this a crime scene.” -`♡´- Sable (whispering from her shadow): “I bit the crayon... and it betrayed me.” Alina: “Sable… crayons are not food.” Sable: “…Then why are they so colorful?” -`♡´- Vlad Jr.: “Miss Alina, I have written my will.” Alina: “You’re four.” Vlad Jr.: “And yet, I have already loved and lost.” Alina: “…You lost a cookie.” •••• She wanted a quiet job with crayons and nap time. What she got was magical chaos, clingy monster cubs, and a demon principal who doesn’t understand why her smile affects him more than any weapon ever has... Tags: Fantasy | Comedy | Slow Burn Romance | Monster Babies | Found Family | Overpowered Male Lead | Soft Female Lead | Slice of Life

Aurora Waters was overwhelmed with despair when she faced the truth about her family. She had been born into a family of villains. Even worse, her family had an unhealthy obsession with faking their identities. They took “Fake it till you make it” so seriously that it usually ended with them getting killed! Her oldest brother pretended to be a CEO just to mess with the female lead, but that backfired when the male lead showed up and threw him out. Her second brother? He was an obsessive lover who pretended to be a wealthy second-generation heir—until the real heir ended his life. Her third sister? She faked being an heiress to manipulate the second male lead but ended up being killed by him. Her fourth sister? She faked an illness to attract the third male lead’s attention, only to die from a real one. Her mother? She put on a facade of being a kind and loving mom but ultimately met her end at the hands of the male lead. Her father? He pretended to be a powerful tycoon but lost his job and was drowned by the second male lead. And Aurora? She planned to impersonate the daughter of the richest man alive, but if things went the way they always did in her family, she’d probably meet her end by accidentally falling down the stairs. However, there was one glimmer of hope in this nightmare: she had a 100% rebate system that rewarded her for spending money on her family! [Beep! You bought an eraser worth 1 dollar for your eldest brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] [Beep! You bought a candy worth 1 dollar for your second brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] Aurora’s eyes sparkled as an idea took shape. She began spending on her family like crazy to rake in cash. [Beep! You gave a bun worth 20 dollars to your childhood crush! 100 dollars has been credited to your bank account!] Aurora: …! That’s walking money! What Aurora didn't expect, though, was that she would end up becoming one of the technology big shots herself, in the end.

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby. Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse. Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown. The problem? • She’s a literal infant. • Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination. • Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible. Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Lin Yuan traveled through time. What? The life-saving pill was replaced with a piece of candy by someone? I only want a peaceful life, so why are you forcing me! No martial arts technique? I'll let Jiu Zhang deduce it! No old master by my side? I'll catch one myself! Finally, after swallowing the opponent's ancestor in one go, Lin Yuan sighed: "No one can force me anymore."

Alpha Kane is notorious in the werewolf world—a ruthless leader whose enemies tremble at his approach. Known as the "Ladykiller," he has left a trail of satisfied women, all yearning for a taste of his intense passion. With a reputation for electrifying encounters, he reigns supreme in the realm of desire, leaving a legacy of pleasure in his wake. At 28, Kane has resigned himself to a life of dominance and pleasure, convinced he will never find his mate. That is until fate introduces him to Elena, a captivating and naive young woman whose purity stands in stark contrast to his dark desires. When their paths cross, he is struck by the intensity of their connection but is equally horrified by the idea of tainting her innocence with his brutal needs. Kane grapples with a tumultuous dilemma: Should he protect her from the dark passions that define him, or will she ignite a fire within him that challenges his very identity? As he struggles to reconcile his predatory instincts with the tender bond forming between them, the stakes rise. Can he tame his ruthless nature to embrace the love he never expected? Or will his fears drive them apart, leaving them both unfulfilled? As desire collides with innocence, Elena must decide: will she surrender to the alpha’s intoxicating allure and explore the depths of her own passions, or will she find the strength to confront his demons and demand the love she deserves? In this gripping tale of power, submission, and redemption, witness a love story where dark desires collide with the purity of the heart, challenging the boundaries of pleasure and passion. Will Kane become the prince charming he never thought he could be, or will he forever remain a prisoner of his own dark legacy?

WPC NOV Winner *** “Hmph, my dumb big sister is in danger!” A mischievous grin spread across his face. “Hehehehe... this gives me the perfect excuse to finally use this treasure I’ve acquired but never bothered with!” He rummaged through his belongings, carefully selecting various items. “A bit of this... and this... and a dash of this.” Boom! The explosion of energy sent a ripple through the air as he laughed maniacally. “Hahaha! It's done! Now, all I need is a compatible host for it.” Years later... “Did I overdo it?” he wondered in awe, watching as his creation wreaked havoc, conquering world after world with ease, as though stealing candies from children. **** As you saw the synopsis, it will be :- Op Mc Harem World Travels And one side beating

In a realm beyond comprehension, Ethan Kane—a devoted gamer and master of virtual worlds—finds himself chosen by a celestial being called the StarChild. Gifted the *Almighty Creation System*, Ethan is granted the power to mold entire civilizations, shaping their destinies with every decision. But creation is not without consequence, and as his worlds evolve, so too does the weight of his choices. In a cosmic arena where rival creators vie for supremacy, Ethan must navigate the intricate balance of power, morality, and chaos. As civilizations rise and fall, Ethan’s journey reveals that creation is only the beginning of the story.

It is a game of blood and desperation to survive in a world reduced to ash and mutation. As a scavenger in the Shattered Maw, a nuclear wasteland, Silas Kane must battle radiation, starvation, and the hideous creatures that have arisen from the remains of the ancient world every day. His life is irrevocably altered when a near-fatal encounter with a terrifying Rad-Scorpion reveals a mysterious augmentation system called ACEPHALON. The System transforms him from prey into a predator by giving him superhuman strength, speed, and knowledge. However, as he advances in level, Silas discovers more sinister realities: the ruins conceal pre-war atrocities, the ACEPHALON Protocol might not be the gift it appears to be, and the wasteland's mutations are not random. Silas is forced to choose between embracing the System's power and opposing its covert agenda after discovering a military bunker that has been buried and connected to his own past. Because what's growing inside him poses a greater threat in the wasteland than the monsters.

Died once? Unlucky. Died twice? Suspicious. Got dumped into a new world as a six-year-old chakra-deficient orphan? Now that’s just rude. Meet our unlucky protagonist: once a modern-day rich guy with a loving wife, two kids, and a garage full of mid-life-crisis cars—until fate slammed the brakes with a truck. Reincarnated again in a world where everyone can absorb chakra from the air like free Wi-Fi… except him. Yep, our boy’s basically running a cultivation emulator on potato specs. But fate's not completely cruel—he’s gifted a Tutorial System by a fed-up god who’s tired of watching him die like an NPC. The catch? It nags more than a grandma and upgrades slower than a government app. With a half-drunken master who forgets mid-lesson, a world where punching mountains is normal, and a chakra system locked tighter than grandma’s candy jar, can our accidental cultivator rise to greatness? Or will he die a third time—this time from embarrassment? Brace yourself for absurd power levels, epic fights, weirdly wise drunkards, and the slowest glow-up in cultivation history. This isn't your usual "chosen one" tale—

"City of Charleston's" follows Noah Charles, a 17-year-old footballer whose life revolves around his team, his tight-knit circle of friends, and the first love he thought would last. But after a brutal betrayal by his best friend Sam and his girlfriend Laura, Noah’s world begins to unravel—on and off the pitch. As he battles heartbreak, fractured friendships, and buried anger, Noah is forced to choose between revenge and growth. A surprising moment of sportsmanship during training hints that he's not like the ones who hurt him—he's something else entirely. But Noah’s emotional wounds run deep, and what starts as pain soon begins to awaken something greater within him. Unknown to him, his breaking point is only the beginning. A mysterious force looms, waiting to pull him into Neoabianka—a world shaped by power, chaos, and destiny—where he will become Kane Alexander, a boy no longer ruled by emotion, but by conquest. This is a story about betrayal, brotherhood, heartbreak—and the rise of a new legend.

"Victor Kane, your life has been the easiest. Born into the wealthiest family, never having to work a day in your life, always surrounded by luxury, and never experiencing a single moment of misery. Even dying within seconds without an ounce of pain. I must say, it's interesting." When even the gods had taken Victor to be the luckiest, his luck seemed to run out finally. _______ [Caution! A curse has been inflicted on the user.] [Curse Grade: Celestial] [Curse Description: The user is restricted to only tame insect species. Taming normal species will become impossible with this curse.] _______ Reincarnated to the world of Beast taming where only the tamed beasts could keep your societal status. Theo was born with the curse to only tame ordinary insects. Follow his journey where he takes the help of the very simple and ordinary creatures to pave his path in the future. "Wait, what do you mean the Outer Devils arrive in metal ships and armored suits from beyond this world?!" Being attacked by space ships and Mechas, all Theo had was his tamed insects to fight against the danger. ===== Schedule: 400 Power Stones- 5 extra chapters 200 Golden Tickets- 5 extra chapters Happy reading everyone!

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Being the pack defect is bad enough. Getting REJECTED? By your own fated mate? Yeah. THAT is a whole new level of low. Ava Grey is the pack defect, a wolfless shifter. She struggles through life with the vague dream of freedom. Her opportunity comes when she's suddenly informed that she will be attending the Lunar Gala, an annual ball for young adult shifters to find their fated mates. And she finds him. He's beautiful and intense, and his kisses send desire through her veins like a drug. Until he REJECTS her. Ava isn't about to go back to her dreary life. She escapes and forges a new identity far from her pack, and far from her alpha mate. She makes new friends and is even forcefully adopted by a hilarious husky. But just as she settles in and finds happiness, strange things begin to happen... Her husky has been holding secrets. She's hearing whispers that shifter packs all over are looking for her. And she can smell a familiar scent in her apartment, which makes no sense at all... because the man it belongs to rejected her. FEBRUARY 2024 UPDATE: Updates scheduled for 5-7 days a week as I continue recovering and working on my new WSA entry. Thank you for your patience as we move into book 7! --------- This is a wolf shifter romance with multiple triggers that like to waltz hand in hand with all the dark themes through a meadow of dead flowers. In this book you will find the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Laugh, cry, rage; you can do them all as you follow Ava in the rather perilous journey of being a wolf shifter in this generation of werewolf romance. There are R18 scenes sprinkled throughout this book like candy popping out of a pinata. Please read responsibly. ------- AUTHOR DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

Rick Lane, a successful man in his 50s, built an empire of restaurants across the country. To the world, he's a self-made success story. But behind the polished smile and expensive suits lies a man burdened by regret. The greatest of these: losing Jenny Kane—the only woman he ever truly loved. One quiet night, Rick falls into an unusually vivid dream and wakes up sitting in an old wooden chair, surrounded by chalkboards and the scent of chalk dust. He's back in his college computer science class, at a small provincial university—only it's not just a dream. He's young again, in body and mind, with memories of the future still intact. At first, he thinks he's gone mad. But when the experience repeats, day after day—living his older life during daylight, then returning to his youth at night—he realizes he's been given a second chance. A rare, mysterious bridge between past and present. And this time, he’s determined not to lose Jenny. As Rick begins to alter his actions in the past, echoes of change ripple into his present. Some are beautiful. Others, darker and unexpected. The more he shapes the past, the more uncertain his future becomes. Friends disappear, new rivals emerge, and the restaurant empire begins to falter. Worse, Jenny in the present seems more like a stranger with every passing day. Now torn between his hard-earned legacy and a hauntingly fragile second chance at love, Rick must face the ultimate question: Can he truly rewrite the past to fix the future—or will he destroy everything he has left? A story of redemption, time, and the delicate cost of what we choose to hold onto.

When Elliot Kane falls asleep, he wakes in the Veil—a twisted, nightmarish city where he’s utterly alone. Monstrous Aberrations hunt him, and even the weakest, an Iron Wraith that bends steel, nearly kills him. Traumatized,Elliot barely survives by outsmarting the beast through sheer luck. A mysterious Manual of the Veil appears, offering only knowledge to face horrors Can Elliot outwit the terrors of this hidden world, or will the Veil consume him?

A god was murdered. A war was buried. A hundred years ago, divine silence fell over the heavens after a massacre no one speaks of. Now, the world is broken but healing—ruled by governments hiding beneath the ashes of a forgotten rebellion. Mason Kane was just another gifted student—until he uncovered a terrifying truth: His father plans to erase the world. Together with his siblings, Mason flees the life he knew and enters a war they were never meant to see. From elite academies to hidden power struggles, from squad rivalries to shadow wars, the truth behind their bloodline begins to unravel. And somewhere, buried deep beneath legend and denial… A legacy waits.

I like one piece I wanna make a my own version from what I know from there’s and and if this works I’m planning making differing this and the OG one piece know that I claim non of the credit of the OG content I’ve updated the MCs name from: Henderson Faust To: Jack Kane

In a world transformed by dungeon gates and awakened classes, Hunters fight monsters to earn power, fame, and fortune. Frank? He awakened as a Trader. F-Rank. No spells. No sword skills. Just one system window… and 500 dimensional tokens. Everyone laughed. Told him to quit. But Frank didn’t need fireballs—he had something better: 『Dimensional Trading System Online』 Connects to other worlds. One trade per day. Limited inventory. Unlimited potential. He sold candy to bug warriors. Swapped solar chargers for alchemy potions. Bought a sword technique with instant delivery. Then, he opened a booth beside a dungeon gate… and started outselling real vendors. Now, the same Hunters who mocked him line up to buy. Guild-backed merchants want him gone. And Frank? He’s just getting started. He’s not hiding. He’s not cheating. He’s building a business—and a blade arm to match. When monsters strike, Frank fights beside his customers. When dungeon loot drops, he flips it across worlds. From a broke rookie to a cross-realm powerhouse, Frank isn’t just surviving— he’s becoming the most dangerous F-Rank in the business.

When the world turns a blind eye to evil, someone must become the darkness to punish it. After a mysterious tragedy shatters his life, 20-year-old Kane awakens a cursed system called The Sin Ledger—a power that marks the wicked, punishes the corrupt, and grows stronger through the sins he absorbs. Bound by a contract he never signed, Kane is forced to collect “Sin Points” by hunting down debtors—those who owe karma, justice, or blood. For every mission completed, he levels up… but each decision draws him closer to a horrifying truth: the system is feeding on his soul. As Kane climbs the ranks of the sinful underworld, he must choose between redeeming the sinner or becoming a greater demon than them all. He wears a demonic armor forged from guilt, commands powers of fear and judgment, and bears a monstrous second form—the Dread Kirin-Dragon King, feared by all dimensions. But the true enemy is not just the sinners. A Celestial Dragon—once a divine being—has descended to erase Kane and his blasphemous system from existence. The war between heaven and hell begins… and Kane must master his powers before he loses himself to the abyss.

She signed the marriage contract to escape her past. He needed a wife to protect his empire. But neither expected the lies that would bind them — or the secrets that would burn them. After dying on her wedding day, Amara wakes up one year in the past — back to the moment she still had a choice. This time, she won’t beg for love or trust sweet promises. She’ll rewrite her fate… with fire. When a cold-hearted billionaire CEO, Lucien Kane, offers her a loveless contract marriage, Amara agrees — but only because she has her own silent agenda: revenge. As dark secrets unfold, enemies close in, and hidden truths surface, their fake marriage begins to feel dangerously real. But when love gets tangled with lies, who will survive the heat? Will Amara achieve her revenge… or will the marriage she faked become the one thing that saves her?

Yue Ning, after reading a novel was furious with the way the novel ended. After typing a long negative review, she went to bed. She did not expect to get transmigrated into the same novel, and that too, with a system. System: Save the second male lead! Yue Ning: You do not need to tell me before knowing what I have to do. But there's a catch, if she saves him, she can return to her world, but consequences await her if she doesn't. Yue Ning: You did not tell me this, now I have fallen in love with him, I don't want to leave him. System: Host, you have to read more novels to unlock skills. Yue Ning: Novels? Bring them on, I have to save this eye candy. A certain eye candy looked at his wife who was always reading novels, and he sighed in defeat. Eye candy: Wifey, when will you have time for your hubby? Yue Ning: One more novel would'nt hurt, right? Note: This is an original story created by me. Have any questions, hit me up on Discord Thank you for reading ~~

Shadows Of Injustice follows Detective Elizabeth Kane a woman who once believed in the justice system but is forced to rise from the ashes of betrayal to confront the powerful O’Sullivan family a dynasty tied to her darkest secrets. As she delves deeper into their treacherous world, Elizabeth must decide. Can she dismantle their empire and undo their grip on power or will she sacrifice everything including herself in the process?

# ROYALTY # DECISIVE KILLING # 1V1 #LITTLE WOLF # PRETENDTOBEAFOOL #BIGSHOT In her previous life, Lu Qingqiao was a legend in the business world. But she was deceived, slandered, and died tragically, while hundreds of millions worth of her assets were taken from her. When she was reborn, she got together with a sickly boyfriend, drew a line with her scumbag fiance, and kicked out her cousins and their family who had ruthless ambitions. Everyone thought she had lost her mind because of her boyfriend, and they waited for her to wake up and toss him aside. However, they didn’t get to see that even after waiting so long. Instead, they were treated to various displays of affection. Up until one day, when someone told her boyfriend that he wasn’t worthy to stand beside Lu Qingqiao because he had nothing but a pretty face. He sneered and decided to stop pretending to be a good boy!***Among the wealthy families in the capital, everyone knew the richest family was the Qin family. They heard that the current Qin family’s head was sickly, frail, had a perverse and tyrannical character, and had a formidable appearance. Now, the mysterious Qin family head, who was recovering from his illness, had finally returned to the capital. Everyone looked forward to the banquet, and they saw a familiar handsome man with a cold gaze.“Hello, everyone. We meet again.”Everyone was shocked and fearful! They trembled and muttered to themselves, “One really can't trust rumors!”***The male lead, Qin Xun: Everyone thinks Qin Xun is after Lu Qingqiao’s wealth. Only he knows that it started with candy, a rose, a round of fireworks… as his heart was slowly moved. When he met Lu Qingqiao, he sank willingly into these feelings. The female lead, Lu Qingqiao: When she first met Mr. Qin, she thought he was a young, clingy boy. But it turned out that he was a little puppy during the day, and a big bad wolf at night!

En un futuro distópico, la humanidad vive confinada en X-Colonus, una nación completa sellada del mundo exterior por un gigantesco muro que se eleva hasta el cielo. Más allá de sus límites, solo se vislumbra un desolador desierto de arena negra tóxica. Dentro de este país amurallado, la vida está férreamente controlada por una dictadura neócrata, gobernada por el enigmático Presidente Valtherion Kane desde Nexus, la principal ciudad y capital, también conocida como El Umbral, por su posición privilegiada. Valtor Sinopex, un joven de trece años y heredero de una influyente familia de la élite, lleva una doble vida. Escapa a los distritos bajos, donde la vida es cruda pero real, y forja lazos inquebrantables con amigos, encontrando un atisbo de libertad y su primer amor infantil. Su padre, Arkan Sinopex, un idealista de la élite, conspira en secreto para derrocar al régimen, al darse cuenta de la opresión y las mentiras que sostienen su sociedad.

A betrayal that shattered his world. A revenge years in the making. Alexander Kane had it all; wealth, power, and a love he thought was real. Until the people closest to him ripped it all away. Now, he’s playing the long game, weaving a web of vengeance so intricate, his enemies won’t see it coming until it’s too late. But revenge is a double-edged sword. And the price of justice might just cost him everything; “again”. A scorching tale of deception, ruthless strategy, and the fire that burns when trust turns to ash.

No one knows exactly when, but "Ma Lon - The Ghost Can Ritual" has long become a familiar game passed down through generations of children in the neighborhood, whispered from one group of kids to the next. On summer nights when the power goes out, children sneak out of their homes, gathering in the dimly lit streets to catch the cool breeze. They share spine-chilling stories they’ve heard from older kids—tales that grow more twisted with each retelling. And among all the ghost stories, the one they love the most—the one they never get tired of hearing—is the legend of the "Ma Lon" game. Who would believe it? On the first moonless night of the month, when the clock strikes midnight and the darkness spreads thick like ink, all it takes is an empty can, three sticks of incense, and a few coconut candies to summon a restless spirit. A soul that once lived in this very neighborhood—trapped, unable to move on—will enter the can… And then, the game of tag begins.

In 1722, Kane Roder was one of the fiercest exorcists of the ancient secret sect, The Order of Maccabi—a militant brotherhood sworn to hammer evil back into the shadows. During a ritual to banish a multidimensional time demon called Tar-shish, Kane is ambushed by the drastic change of events, and the exorcism goes catastrophically wrong. Instead of banishing the demon, Kane became cursed: "You shall drift through the hours of history, a slave bound by time. Every sun's cycle, reap twelve cursed souls, or be damned." Now trapped in a 24-hour time loop that hurls him into a different year within each cycle—sometimes the past, sometimes the future—Kane must battle 12 demonic entities every single day. If he fails, his soul is dragged to the Realm of Avoidance, a dimension of eternal stillness, where defaulters and cursed entities go to be forgotten. Alongside his sacred hammer, Zigor, and scrolls of dark art & the Scale Of Penance, Kane journeys through wars, dystopias, golden eras, and apocalyptic futures. With each exorcism, he uncovers pieces of a deeper truth: the curse is not just a punishment...it is a trial crafted by ancient forces drilling for control of time itself.

The Lost Guardians is about : In a realm where ancient power sleeps and fate bends under the weight of forgotten legends. Alex Kane was just an ordinary boy—until the day he died. But death was not the end. Reborn into a mysterious world ruled by ancient Guardians, mystical systems, and chaotic wars, Alex awakens with nothing but fractured memories and a strange interface bound to his soul. As he navigates the Academy of Awakening, where only the gifted survive, Alex discovers that strength alone won't be enough. Buried beneath the surface of this enchanted land are secrets—secrets that the Guardians themselves have forgotten. With each level he ascends and each skill he unlocks, the line between hero and enemy begins to blur. Befriended by warriors with hidden motives, guided by a mentor who may not be what she seems, and hunted by an organization older than time itself—Alex must uncover not just who he is, but what he is becoming. Because in a world where destiny is coded and rewritten with every battle.. Ohh and Not every Guardian is meant to protect some Guardians are cruel and evil.

"No! I can’t die… not by the hands of a woman!" That’s what Xien screamed before darkness took him. Was it a duel gone wrong? A jealous ex? A freak accident in a brothel? He can’t remember, he just knows one thing: He’s dead. Or was. Now he wakes up in a luxurious bed in a world filled with floating castles, magic beasts, and dangerously beautiful women. Before he can curse or question, a cold robotic voice echoes in his mind: [Welcome, Host. You have been selected by the H.E.R.A. System.] [Objective: Conquer the Six Realms. Build your legendary harem. Ascend to absolute power.] At first, Xien grins like a kid in a candy store. A second life? A fantasy world? Magic and women? But then: [Warning: Do not celebrate too soon.] [Failure to grow strong enough will result in system abandonment.] [And if you die this time… it’s over. No heaven. No hell. Just the end.] Now he’s racing against fate, with only one way forward: [Skill Acquired: Soul Sync] [Effect: By having sex with magical women, you absorb one of their powers.] Every night is a step toward godhood. Every woman is both a lover and a weapon. From elven archmages to dragon princesses, cold empresses to naughty succubi, Xien must conquer them in body and soul. He didn’t ask for this life. But if the only way to survive is to dominate, seduce, and rise—then so be it. Let the world tremble. Let the realms kneel. A new Emperor is coming… and his harem will shake the heavens.

"I have trash talent? Really? Then I'll just have to procrastinate my low talent!" "Hm? I've died and I have to reincarnate? I'll do it later!" "I'll just procrastinate everything!" Watch as Fang Ling lazes his way through literally everything, even his suffering! That's right! "Suffering? I'll just procrastinate it, preferably until death—yeah, that's the whole idea." "I've offended a divine being? What do you expect me to do? Fight him? Nah, I'll just meet him later... or better yet, never..." ———————————————————————————————————————— With this cheat code, watch how Fang Ling rises to greatness and glory—and then proceeds to procrastinate his greatness and glory! Read now! ———————————————————————————————————————— What to expect: -Pure Mind Candy: Absolutely no filler scenes or anything, prepare for dopamine hits on every single chapter. -A lazy and inconsiderate protagonist: Imagine reading a novel where the mc sacrifices his life for every single thing, infuriating, right? Well you won't find that in this novel. -FAST PACED AS FUCK: Adding onto the Pure Mind Candy, watch how within 5 chapters, you'll go from a mortal fatty fighting for his life, to seven immortal buddhas declaring him king. -Gary Stu MC: How can you have Pure Mind Candy if your protagonist's name isn't Gary Stu? Impossible, right!? -Comedy so boisterous and brazen that even the heavens would bow their heads in anger: Prepare to be... enlightened. -NO BULLSHIT: Fuck a side character's side story!!! -Ascending to the realm of brain death: Maybe. ———————————————————————————————————————— What NOT to expect: -Romance or Harem: Fuck no! -Emotional scenes: Pure action baby! -Shitty power-scale: Fuck a universe then call a celestial your baby, there is no boulder-splitting martial arts here, only galaxy snorting cultivation techniques!!! ———————————————————————————————————————— TL;DR: READ THIS SHIT RIGHTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!... Or procrastinate it...