Me Myself And Irene Common Sense Media

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"Get your hands off me!" she almost shouted, wrestling against my grip, so I held her even tighter. "Put this on!" I groaned, toiling to keep her in place and wishing again I’d worn the damn gloves. The feel of her warm skin under my arm and palm wasn’t helping my focus. "I'm not taking you home like this!" "You don't tell me what to do!" she snapped, thrashing to break free of my hold as I fumbled with the cloak in my other hand, trying to drape it over her bare shoulders. "I'm not going home! Let me go, I said!" "Did you really think I got you out of there just to let you wander the streets, almost naked, like a lunatic?" That stopped her. "What did you call me?!" "LU-NA-TIC." "You... You…! Take your hands off me, you insolent brute!" Enraged, she yanked her arm too abruptly and lost her balance. I caught her, wrapped her in the cloak, and threw her over my shoulder. "PUT ME DOWN!" She shrieked and flailed, but I ignored her, making my way to the Commander’s house, which, thanks to Braa, was only two streets away. Since the entire population was in the square for the ridiculous festival, no one intervened at the frantic cries of the wild creature. No wonder in the ten years I've known the Commander, I've never heard that he has a daughter. She must’ve been kept locked away. Strangely, she suddenly went still and quiet. Had she grown tired, worried about attracting attention, or finally realized how inappropriate it was to show up at her parents' doorstep in this state? She didn’t seem to care before. With every step, my anxiety grew—she was limp. "Hey!" No answer. Seriously?! "Hey, you!" Nothing. A bad feeling crept over me, so I pulled her off my shoulder and into my arms. Her head fell against my chest—unconscious. "Hey! Hey, you!" I shook her, but she didn’t react. Panic surged through me. Had she fainted? Had I held her too tight? Lifting her more securely, I sprinted toward the Commander's house.

The pursuit of cultivation is to seek immortality, but life span has an end, hence the need for continuous cultivation to become a sage or an emperor, thereby extending one's life. Chen Xia, however, has completely reversed this, for since his transmigration, he has been immortal and has gained an attribute point system, earning an attribute point for every year he lives longer. Thus, a legend of a top-tier old six has emerged among the myriad realms. "A gentleman seeks revenge, and a hundred thousand years is not too late." "When you are at your peak, I retreat; when you are in decline, I dominate." —— Chen Xia

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A galactic baron at the end of his life without an heir to take up his title offers a commoner Wein Serin as his heir. Follow the story of a commoner's rise to fame in a society where nobles are treated as superior beings.

A good young man who died while protecting a small girl from human traffickers got chance from the God as that girl grows up and becomes a super power and helps the society. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diclaimer English is not my first language. It is also my first time writing this stuff. So, please take easy on me. All the copyrights belongs to the Original Creators _________________________________________________________________________ Tags #Smart MC #Genius MC #Business #Business Management #Fanfic #Hollywood #Tecnology #Games

Matthew otherwise known as Matt age 16 lives with his parents in Longbeach city a beautiful city right next to the ocean, the population of the city is around about 100k people known for its stunning views and Top Schools. Matt lives a complicated life with his parents being homophobic and not having any luck with true love. He struggles with friendships and must live up to his parents image. Will he find Love? Can he actually make his parents happy? Read to find out ;¬)

Samuel is 19 years old and attends the world's most renowned school. Many don't know that he hides some secrets. When they'll find out, what will happen to him? How will he be treated? And who is he?

Kageyama Kousuke is asked by his brother the principal of the school to teach an unruly class. Kousuke is a part of the Yakuza, the school he teaches is at is own by his yakuza syndicate. After putting a student rightfully in their place, the student Hasegawa Yuma falls for Kousuke's handsome face. Yuma is in love with his teacher but Kousuke won't accept any love due to his past trauma.

Lara, a vibrant and carefree spirit, embarks on a journey to Japan to pursue her dream career. Her path crosses with Natsu, a gruff and serious individual whose life has been anything but easy. Despite their differences, Natsu becomes Lara's unexpected manager, leading to a surprising and heartwarming connection to bloom.

In the 21st century, Su Qi'an, a modern and virtuous young man, unexpectedly finds his soul transported to the feudal and backward dynasty of Da Liang—a fictional empire not found in history—after saving a girl from drowning. Born into a poor family with a virtuous wife, Su Qi'an initially aspired to use his status as a scholar to achieve official rank and lead a peaceful and prosperous life. However, he is caught in a chaotic era marked by drastic changes in Da Liang, a fractured imperial court, warring regional warlords, nomadic tribes threatening the northwest, and pirates rampaging in the southeast. To survive, Su Qi'an, a humble scholar from an impoverished background, rises from obscurity to become a legendary figure, sweeping across all opposition and uniting the land under one rule. Whether branded a treacherous rebel or a virtuous statesman, Su Qi'an is destined to be a true hero of his age. ✨Love this translation? Support me on Patreon for early access, exclusive content, and more! Your support keeps the translations coming—subscribe today! ✨Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

Summit, a 30 year old Seon Creature from the ancient clan of Poe, loves to read books. But he wouldn't expect he would transmigrate right into a book, no less at that. Oh, hey! He really likes to read, what would you feel if your betrayed by something you love absolutely then gets thrown in some hard ass trials? Oh, I would feel like.. actually I have no idea. It was a normal cloudy day in the mountains of PavoClan (means Peacock Clan,) Summit, the one who loves reading books, is transmigrated after a strange hourglass hit him right on the head, into a book that was becoming extremely fun to read (what I need) and it was peak, with so much emotion. But a dark mystery was behind it. He never read to that point, so why know it? Why get killed by a hourglass that should actually do little damage, which, yea, it's quite hard to kill Seon Creatures? That was the important part, because the secret behind it will massively affect everything he'd ever known.

In the world of Exylus, where the future sees Earth as ancient history to be told as a tale of the past. In Exylus, the world of the future Irene Max, an ordinary girl, is unaware of her immense hidden power. Typical tomboy, extroverted and a curious teenage girl. Her life takes a dramatic turn when she encounters Lu Jinyu, a mysterious stranger from who knows where. A guy she never knew who would make her have unexpected feelings she never had before. As Irene's reality fractures and her emotions deepen, she uncovers her true identity and unparalleled abilities. Irene questions her identity in this complex world. With Exylus hanging in the balance, Irene's awakening powers and her connection with Lu Jinyu could either save or shatter their reality. As the line between hero and villain blurs, she must decide whether she'll become Exylus' salvation or its unwitting downfall. In a realm where magic and technology weave together, Irene's journey becomes a quest of self-discovery and unimagined potential. "Should we get going, she's waiting?" The destiny of Exylus rests on her shoulders, as she grapples with a power that could reshape her world. Cover belongs to me.

"Umie Zuelaikha, seorang doktor muda yang berbakat, berusaha melupakan trauma masa lalunya yang gelap. Namun, hidupnya menjadi semakin rumit apabila lelaki misteri bernama Elias muncul, mendakwa dia adalah ‘suami masa depan’ Umie. Di tengah-tengah tekanan pekerjaan di hospital, konflik lama, dan kehadiran Elias yang penuh tanda tanya, Umie terpaksa menghadap masa lalu yang menyakitkan dan rahsia yang mengikat mereka. Mampukah Umie berdamai dengan dirinya, atau adakah Elias membawa lebih banyak persoalan daripada jawapan?"

What if you had to live with your past incarnations Sam Sakusei works in a diner with his adoptive family till suddenly his past incarnations join the family and they teach him many legendary techniques that he uses for everyday convenience.

Sebagai seorang reinkarnasi, yang dahulunya adalah seorang pria tulen, pernahkah kamu berpikir untuk menyukai pria lain, walaupun kini dirimu adalah seorang gadis?

In a treacherous world where eerie supernatural entities were rampaging everywhere, a cheat tool Le Xaan had programmed before transmigration became the sole glimmer of promise he could cling on to. All he needed to do was eliminate those horrifying existences and harvest their essences to fuel his cheat tool. It's a journey spanning hundreds of years. Le Xaan was on his way to metamorphosing into the strongest Heavenly Demon walking the earth

After a tragic accident, a 16-year-old boy who idolized a fictional villainess from a popular RPG finds himself reborn in the game world as a commoner named Kai. Despite his humble background, he is gifted with exceptional talents—he can sing, dance, fight skillfully, and even wields a hidden power stronger than the game’s main protagonist. His heart is set on winning over the villainess, Lady Seraphina von Eldric, but the social chasm between them is daunting. As Kai embarks on a journey filled with unexpected friendships, rivalries, and challenges, he discovers that Seraphina is more than the cold-hearted character from the game; she’s a complex person, misunderstood and burdened by expectations

Shawn got captured and was forced to see his wife being raped in front of him. What happened to him? And how would he fight back something so absurd which appeared in many hentais? This is his story in venturing into the twisted world of mind controllers.

The Empress of the moon kingdom treasured her husband very much. So much so that she was willing to kill a god. The same god that created her kingdom. The same god that gave her everything. And how that god fell. And how the universe shook. thus beginning the hunt for the Moon Goddesses' heart. The very same heart that resided in Nyx.

After crossing over, the protagonist Chen Xia gained the ability of immortality and possessed a special attribute point system. For every year he lives, Chen Xia can obtain an attribute point, which allows him to gradually grow into a legendary top-tier existence among the myriad worlds.

A demon king, a beacon of hope for humanity, that is who Daril was. As the final key to elevate to a higher world, Earth becomes a battleground to the angels and demons. To survive, humanity must choose a side. After leading the human race to cooperate with the demons, the human Daril Dagonet is betrayed and his body is destroyed by his closest comrade Ezekiel Gavi. For countless years, Daril’s soul drifted in a void, living out the torment and withstanding insanity. Eventually, Daril opens his eyes to find that he has travelled back in time to before the invasion, and in the body of… Ezekiel? Update every week.