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"My Lord, I Have a Question" is a novel that blends elements of transmigration, system mechanics, political intrigue, action, magic, mystery, and detective fiction. Set in a fantasy world reminiscent of Victorian-era England, it uniquely combines Western fantasy, steampunk aesthetics, and mythology. This is a journey of acquiring knowledge, uncovering the truth of the world, and guiding ordinary people away from the conspiracies woven by mysterious forces.

Amid the scent of fresh ink, two figures stood at the crossroads of Serena Egbert’s life—one, a fleeting breeze, the other, an inescapable storm. Cedric Lawrence—the quiet presence who appeared beside her when she least expected. When the rain poured, he was there, silently offering an umbrella. When autumn’s chill crept in, he brought the warmth of a cup of tea. No promises, no grand declarations—just a memory that lingered. Alexander Cyrus—the tempest that disrupted her world. He was fire in the midst of winter, a force that drew her in despite the danger. He did not wait for the rain to fall—he was the storm itself, reckless, consuming, and impossible to ignore. Was love meant to be gentle, like a whisper carried by the wind? Or was it destined to be fierce, like a wildfire that refused to be tamed? In the brevity of youth, Serena must choose: hold onto the fleeting serenity, or embrace the chaos that threatened to consume her whole.

[Propose to Liliana Draven and get rejected.] [Success: Gain the All Affinity Crystal and God-Level Talent.] [Failure: Lose the system and receive… a handkerchief to wipe your tears] Veer braced himself for rejection, but to his shock, she actually said yes! [Ding! Task failed] [But a hidden mission has been completed. System upgrading...] [Would you like to merge with the Wife Doting System?] _______________________ Labeled as a joke for his “useless” Dragon Master Aspect, Veer never expected dragons to take him seriously—or for the School Belle to form a contract with him. And what? she’s an Ice Dragon? And her sister, the Dark Dragon, wants to be tamed too? Veer’s life just turned into pure chaos, and it’s only getting crazier! ...... 5 extra chapters for every castle 8 extra chapters for every spacecraft 12 extra chapters for every Golden Gachapon That's all for now. Discord https://discord.com/invite/auje95R4k7 Happy reading.

Asking question to you and myself for the future

A Boy lost his parents in a car accident and was left behind by his older brother got intrested in soccer and wanted to be loved once again....Can he find someone???

Remi is a ordinary girl who lives simple life but suddenly something happened in her life and she become CEO of Mirain company and now she a billionaire but she can't forget her real parents and her first love, childhood crush and memories with him but here comes the new character Adrian. Remi feels very deep connection with Adrian but she is keep running from this feeling because she don't want betray his first crush I know that sound so stupid but that's the fact , when she think about Adrian and her first love she always choose her a first love and she keep running from adrian because she know she has quite feelings for adrian and adrian also know that Rimi has feeling for him but if Rimi choose atrian then some betrayal is waiting for remi and adrian loves her with whole his heart he will never leave her again.... ( some betrayal some revenge is coming towards)

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

To Love, To Lose, To Heal is a poignant journey through love, heartbreak, and self-discovery. It follows a soul who loved deeply, lost painfully, and is now left to pick up the shattered pieces of a heart that once beat for another. In a world where love is both salvation and destruction, the struggle with lingering emotions, haunting memories, and the weight of what could have been. Torn between holding on and letting go, between the past and an uncertain future, they must confront their pain, their fears, and the truth they’ve been avoiding, healing isn’t about forgetting; it’s about finding the strength to live again. This novel is a raw, intimate exploration of love’s beautiful agony, the wounds it leaves behind, and the resilience it takes to rise again. To Love, To Lose, To Heal is for anyone who has ever loved too much, lost too deeply, and still found the courage to heal.

Brought to you from the same degenerate who authored the Son-con fanfic I had a dream where someone from another world asked me to switch places with him: Him: Please, switch places with me! If you do the most beautiful woman in the world will be completely in love with you! Me: Most beautiful women? What’s wrong with her? Why would you want to switch if someone so beautiful is in love with you? Him: Her beauty is wasted on me as I prefer men. Your world allows the love I seek to exist. Me: Oh… okay let’s switch then. Him: Thank you! Enjoy your new life, I’ll enjoy yours! Me: Sure… whatever… Him: Oh! That woman who’s the most beautiful is now your mom! Take care! Me: WHAT!? - Donate Me On PayPal https://www.paypal.me/Xuefang1 —— Author’s Disclaimer: The above doesn’t actually reflect a word exchange that happens within the series. It is just there to make you laugh. ------ Genre -.#transmigration #cultivation #dualcultivation #Romance #Incest #Harem #degenerete #soncon #Mummy'son ------ WORD COUNT ------150.64K -------- // Guys I'm not the writer of this novel I was just reading son-con but I found this on wujizun and I read this novel and it's pretty good so I want more people to read this novel That's why I'm uploading it here... If you want to read at wujizun site -- https://wujizun.com/mom-con/

Thrown into the world of magic and myriad races, those of myths and those unimaginable, Ryan finds himself grasping for all that he can just to succeed at the second chance at a life he always yearned for. All the while a prophecy unfolds, one that no seer could have foretold. An ancient promise to fulfilled, a sacred oath to be broken, and the supreme wager to be concluded. --- What to expect: ...what? You seriously expected me to tell you? Ha! What a joke, why would I spoil my own story for you? Go read the book and find out yourself, geez, man. --- A/N: What do you think is magic? To me, magic is anything that gives me awe. Something that can make me feel, no, make me forget that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Magic to me is wherever my imagination takes me, sometimes a crypt, sometimes into the space, sometimes leave me stranded in a room full of rats... yeah, just kidding... or am I? In any case, I ask you now, you who are reading this... what does magic mean to you? --- Schedule: One everyday Discord: https://discord.gg/U8vKEGcYgD

Dangerous Omega Series #1 After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in "Their S-Class Affairs," an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise. Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra. He could watch the betrayal and messy lives of the characters in the Manhua without throwing himself into the eye of the storm. However, fate proves harsh for a demon spirit like Suki as he unexpectedly becomes the omega husband of the enigmatic alpha and wild stallion ML, Bai Tingfeng. In the panels of the manhua, Bai Tingfeng harbors no affection for his vain and irresponsible husband. Suki, who now assumes the identity of the renowned model omega, Shen Yuan, knows this all too well. There's no way in hell that he can rely on the S-Class alpha's help in consolidating his new body. Since Suki can't acquire help, he doesn't want to be affected by whatever drama that the ML's halo would attract. Who would want to get all the trouble without reaping the benefits? No one. Shen Yuan/Suki decided to stand on the sidelines while munching popcorn, ready to watch the drama. Let Bai Tingfeng unleash his beastly nature and become the notorious f*ck boy in the city. Suki/Shen Yuan doesn't care about that. All his concern was to be separated from this difficult man! Will the husband and husband fall for each other? No one knows. Only the electronic billboard asking someone's WIFE for a coffee date would do the talk. #omegaverse #alphaxomega #MPREG #dungeons #magic #transmigration #powercouple #childraising #beast #nonhumanMC #supersmutBL #misunderstanding

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Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

l am writing for entertainment.... so not on a regular basis.... like 1 chapter in a month.... 5 chapter in a year....50 chapter in a week..... something like that

Your typical isekai

Entering life without knowing the ways of living and dealing with people is like entering a war without weapons or armor. You will die from the first step and the first shot. For anyone interested in self-development experiences and reading personal experiences, what you are looking for is here. After going through two difficult years, I learned several things that I wanted to share with you. They may seem boring to you, but I am writing from the bottom of my heart. The book is a personal experience in self-development for those interested in it, and before I begin the details of the book, I will write a summary of the two years that I went through. Excuse my bad language, it is my third language.

Dark clouds rolled over Entoria, and with them came a snowstorm and monsters once thought to be fantasy. Entoria was turned from a prosperous country to a tundra wasteland in a single year. After the bloodshed settled, a large sum of the survivors began to awaken supernatural powers.  ‘Originators’, they were called. These people gained the ability to manifest their Spirit into reality to fight back against the monsters which now inhabit the land.  Follow the story of various Originators 4 years after the disaster, having adjusted to life in this cold wasteland.  A story not for the light-hearted. 

Banri Takasawa, a cheerful student who loves joking around, secretly harbors feelings for Alya, a beautiful girl in his class who is shy, elegant, and has a tsundere side. Despite Alya’s reputation for keeping her distance from others, Banri refuses to give up on getting closer to her. Through brief conversations and discussions about Alya’s favorite books, Banri gradually begins to understand Alya’s calm yet mysterious world. Will his efforts to win Alya’s heart bear sweet fruit, or will they instead make Banri realize the boundaries between affection and reality?

[COMPLETED] She believes in true love. He doesn’t believe in love. But what is love, really? She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection. Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love. He should be angry, but instead, he finds himself overwhelmed by emotions he can’t express or understand. Is this possessiveness, or is he finally learning to love her? She is determined to return to her first love, but inside, she is torn. Did she really treat him as just a substitute, or did she actually come to love him? What are they supposed to do when love is a question mark?

Bruce is an aspiring comedian, and in more ways than one, he was struggling. His recent performances left the audience in an awkward silence he couldn't break. The only hobby Bruce enjoyed doing during his time of leisure was diving into the bottomless pit of depression called the internet, and reading online novels. Though he loves reading great stories, the other thing that hooked him was the stream of dopamine he gets from online battles. It's the kind of fighting where participants don't need to be strong or even know how to throw a punch, rather, meaningless victory goes to those with the foulest mouth and thickest skin. Both of which was the perfect definition of Bruce. He is one of those people who has a sad and empty existence. Lonesome and unhappy, Bruce finds the feeling of not being alone and joy in pointless arguments online. He's the kind of Bruce that can't throw a one-inch punch but could take one in any shape or form. After giving a bad review on a new popular online cultivation novel and getting the author's attention, Bruce's day became weird. One thing led to another, and before the day ended, he died. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young master in a different world. _________________________ Warning: This story is satirical and not for the easily offended. If you are one, please steer away. Though the cover isn't a big-breasted anime girl, allow this note to tell you that this work does include mature themes. Thank you.

Yang Hao was a mortal with no hope of becoming a warrior. On top of that, he was betrayed by his personal guard and left in a dangerous forest to be devoured by beasts. However, he was fortunate to encounter two women—one fat and the other skinny. They offered to help him escape the forest and become stronger, but in exchange, he had to engage in dual cultivation with one of them. Yang Hao decided to accept their offer. His life mattered more, and he suspected these women were not ordinary but powerful. It also seemed they were hiding something from him. --- I hope you read at least five chapters before reviewing. --- There is No NTR and Yuri in the Novel

Who would've guessed that someone you barely knows.. Knows more a lot to you than yourself?

When he says he's done but you are still... six years stuck.