Chronokinesis

My name is Bai Yu Sheng and I transmigrated into an Ancestor of a prestigious family? What happened to my long and arduous journey to the peak of cultivation? How else can I face-slap young masters, create a legendary pill on the first try and promise to stay low-key but still come in first place in the sect tournament? To hell with it... Let me check my stats first... ********** Name: Bai Yu Sheng Race: Timeless Human (Evolved) Lifespan: 3,220,000,000/ Infinity Cultivation: Peak of Divine Creator Title: Peak of Divine Creator, Half-step absolute being, First Ancestor of the Bai Family, Grand Patriarch of the Bai Family, Divine Temporal Sage, Divine Treekeeper, Strongest Living Being Spirit Roots: Obsolete(No spirit roots found) Connate Passives: [Descendant of the Temporal Sage]: Gains the entire inheritance of the previous Temporal Sage. [Unparalleled Sword Saint]: Perfect understanding for the pursuit of the Dao of Sword. Increased affinity for the Dao of Swords. [Unparalleled Time Saint]: Perfect understanding for the pursuit of the Dao of Time. Increased affinity for the Dao of Time. [Timeless Chronomancer]: Number 1 constitution for the pursuit of the Dao of Time. One must be a Timeless Chronomancer before attempting to become a Temporal Sage. [Absolute Defense]: Unbreakable body. The body will only start to break down when the threshold is met. Peak bodily performance until your vitality is reduced to 10%. [Immortal Charm]: Possesses highest possible charm of a human. Passives (Discovered): [10 Divine Ox]: Impenetrable skin. Endless stamina. You can keep fighting until you die. [Draconian Might ]:Dragons are the strongest and proudest beings of all realities. All living beings will suffer from the immense pressure. The weaker they perceive themselves to be, the stronger the effect will be. [Ultimate Weapons Manual]: Perfect understanding and usage of any weapon you pick up. Does not apply to Dao Weapons. [Vermilion Bird: Rebirth]: After the destruction of the physical body, the soul can instantly reborn into an egg created by the Ancestral Phoenix and her descendants. Only 1 egg can exist a time. Reborn into peak performance. [Pill Deity’s Disciple] : Increased efficacy of all pills you consume. Immune to 9999 types of divine poison. Perfect control of the Heavenly Cauldron. [Heavenly Secret Unbound Tome]: You can derive anything with the cost of your lifespan. [Temporal Sage’s Prayer Beads] Meditation and absorption of the flow of time increases or replenishes your lifespan. …. …. …. Abilities (Usage): [Chronokinesis] [Heaven’s falling desolate slash] [Ghastly Fist of Destruction] [Time Warp] [Merciless Ruination] [Temporal Drift] [Eternal Blazing Strike] …. …. …. Items: [Temporal Sage’s Hour glass: Enigma] [Ancestral Dragon Tooth Blade: Longjian] [Temporal Sage’s Prayer Beads] [Heavenly Secret Unbound Tome] [Pill Deity’s Cauldron] [Demon Lord’s Void Piercing Sword] …. …. …. FUCK! WHY AM I SO POWERFUL? ********* The story starts at the end of the cultivation journey. Chapter 1 has a lot of exposition dumps as I feel it is required for a story that starts this way. Many questions would be answered in the first chapter, however, it also raises a lot of new questions. Most cultivation stories would give this exposition at the end of their stories, so have them right now! Never had written anything before in my entire life. give me tons of feedback as that'll help me greatly. Am I making fun of cultivation novels? Maybe. Will be posting on royalroad and scribblehub under the same username, pinfue.