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1 billion people from the Earth woke up and discovered that they had transmigrated to an alternate world. They possessed their own land and had become lords. They had to struggle to survive in a foreign world by attacking other cities and conquering new lands. Leo Ray received the God Tier talent [Golden Touch]. He could turn stone into gold and upgrade items. [Congratulations! Your Rank One Recruitment Tag has been upgraded to Rank Five Recruitment Tag.] [Congratulations! Your Rank Two Weapon: Crescent Moon Blade has been duplicated 101 times.] [Congratulations! Your Rank Three Weapon: Great Land Two-handed Sword has been upgraded to Rank Five Weapon: Dragon Slayer Sword.] … [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord with a Level Two Mansion.] [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord to completely kill off a boss.] [Congratulations! You have become the world’s first Lord to conquer a city.] … While others were still working hard to gather resources, Leo Ray monopolized the market and made everyone work for him. While others were still toiling away at establishing their villages, Leo Ray’s grand city had already been built. While others were still risking their lives to withstand the attacks of the surrounding monsters with villagers, Leo Ray had already amassed an army and was conquering cities and lands.

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

She provoked the most powerful and overbearing man in the city, and only the next day did she realize he was her immediate boss. She thought he was just a passerby in her life, but to her surprise, he became addicted to toying with her and had the audacity to show up at her door. "Wife, you have to take responsibility for me! I have your child!!" "Gong Beiming, can you have some shame?" The CEO actually pulled a little pink dumpling from behind his back and announced quite seriously, "This is indeed your own flesh and blood, you can't deny it!" "Mommy, I found you, yay!" The little pink dumpling flung herself at her, hugging her legs and acting cute and coquettish. Chi Xiaoyu was utterly confused. She had never been married, so how could she have a child? What was even more fatal was that this kid really did look exactly like her…

"Congratulations on receiving the following Unique Skills:- –Appraisal (Basic) –Skill Absorption (Mythic) –Universal Synthesis (Ultimate)" _____________________________________ "Synthesis Skills— Swift Sword Strike + Fire Toad's Breath." "Ding!" "Congratulations! Your Skill Synthesis was successful." "Your skills evolved into: Azula Sword Strike.‌" "Synthesis Materials— Titanium Runic Sword + Wyvern Bones" "Congratulations! You Synthesis was successful. Your Sword has evolved into Skeletal Dragon Sword." ----- In a heart-wrenching tale of loneliness and despair, Ethan's life has been one of unending tragedy. Orphaned at a young age and tormented by a relentless terminal illness, he spent his final days confined to a cold, confined hospital room. As he takes his last breath, he awakened in a mysterious void, where Ethan is given the opportunity to choose three unique skills that will define his new existence. With millions of options but only three choices, he carefully selects his path, setting the stage for an extraordinary journey of Reincarnation. Reincarnated into a fantastical world filled with magical Skills, powerful beings, and untold dangers, Ethan must navigate his new life, wielding the skills he chose to survive and thrive in a realm where anything is possible. But the question remains: Will this second life bring him the happiness and purpose he was denied in his first, or will it lead him down an even darker path? Chapter release: 2 chs/day Guys, its my first time writing, and it might not suit everyone. I can only say sorry in advance. Thanks for reading!

Si Shuo didn't get a matching heart, but got the fertility system, and was sent to the Beast World. She is a female cat-beast with alienated blue eyes and white fur. She is born with hearing impairment, and her fertility was taken away by her mother and given to her sister. She is facing the crisis of not being able to find a partner and being sent to the female cave! System: "Congratulations to the host for obtaining a special pregnancy physique that surpasses the existence of the holy female... " "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the wood-type ability that contains vitality..." " Congratulations to the host for obtaining a shared growth space... " "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the nine-life cat fate that can be inherited by offspring" si should:"......(°,°)? From then on, she lived a happy life with many men and children...

The world was at the brink of collapse. Humanity’s desperate battle against the Harbingers, monstrous alien invaders from another world, had raged for years, leaving cities in ruin and hope at an all-time low. Amid the chaos, Noah Eclipse, an eighteen year old with no past and no purpose, struggled to survive each day. Noah being a first-generation talent, with a common, unremarkable ability that never stood a chance against the Harbingers' overwhelming might, had spent years labeled a loser, while fighting to keep his head above water in a world that seemed to have forgotten him. But as fate would have it, everything changed one day when he was fighting for his life and at the verge of dying. [Congratulations, you have awakened an SSS RANKED Talent : Void Summoning] [Congratulations you have unlocked one item : Eclipse blade!!] [Congratulations : You have unlocked a new skill; Void Blink] He was reborn, and for the first time, he was no longer weak nor helpless. With all the creatures and the power of the void in his palms, he would bring an end to the apocalypse! **** [Note : Yes there will be instances of sex scenes but only when necessary for the plot. If you want straight lemons, I recommend my other works. Also, this poor author is sort of reward junkie. Feed me and watch me do tricks! The more support I get, the more chapters I release] Thanks for giving me a chance!

Our protagonist was once a world-famous Michelin-starred chef, known for his perfectionism, his arrogance, and his ability to turn any ingredient into culinary gold. He died tragically and wakes up in a high-magic fantasy world where... the food is absolute garbage. Here, people eat bland, tasteless mana-infused gruel because magic has made cooking obsolete. No one understands seasonings, textures, or proper culinary techniques. In noble households, food is just a status symbol, and commoners barely get by on unseasoned monster meat. But the protagonist has one thing in his favor—his stat screen.

As a cleaner with no abilities, Abby had an accident at work. Tied to the system, she became a healer, but the ability was not a gift, but the beginning of a brutal trial. System: Congratulations on becoming a Level 1 healer and please complete your first mission. System: Congratulations on becoming a Level 2 healer and please complete your second mission. 。。。 System: Congratulations on becoming a healer at the highest level.A large number of mutant beasts are attacking the human base. Please go to the front line immediately. A pale green glow of energy flowed slowly from Abby's palm, and wherever it went it brought the barren land back to life and the wounded back to health. William: “I'm hurt, can you help me heal? ” Abby: “General, why do you come to me every time you get hurt? ” William smiled charmingly: "Only you can heal my wounds, just as my love can only be given to you alone." 。。。 System: Your last task is……..

Feng Yun transmigrates into a fantasy world filled with magical powers and immortals. Just as he was wondering about his future, the system activated... [Ding, activation confirmed. The novice gift package will be issued automatically.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a random special physique: Sacred Dao Body of Chaos.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Supreme Foundation Building Treasure.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a hundred million top-grade spirit stones.] ["Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining The Celestial Yin Yang Dual Cultivation Technique.] "Hmm, there is a dual cultivation technique, You guys do boring cultivation, I am going with the Dual Cultivation." Feng Yun laughed heartily. Years passed... decades passed... Feng Yun was sitting on the immortal throne, embraced by his immortal wives, and sighed in satisfaction, 'This is life.' ------------------------ Release Schedule: 7 chapters per week. ------------------------ DISCLAIMER: English isn't my native language, there's bound to be some errors here and there. ----------------------- Join Discord Server→ https://discord.gg/pZVsJWS

“Eat shit!” Those were the last two words I shouted before creating the largest supernova and targeting the unknown enemies that called themselves The Order. Everyone was affected, me included. In the end, I, Emperor Vance, died using my own hands. I thought this was it. The Darkness that enveloped me is known as death. That changed when my gaze fell on the pulsating light that joined my presence in the expanse of darkness. It was Arcane; the accumulation of my learnings, the system of magic I built, and the sole owner of the mysterious power was with me in death. ‘Arcane’ enveloped itself to me, becoming the sole radiating light in the dark world. “How long has it been?” However, that single memory I had remaining in this ‘world’ seems to be becoming the only recollection I have left. I’ve become lost in time, drowning myself in the darkness. The only thought that crossed my mind was enduring yet another day in the same situation. Whoosh—! Not until it looked like I was being sucked outside of this nothingness. ‘What the fuck!’ For some strange reason, I felt tears fall down my cheeks, and I had no control over them. “Uwah!” In the first place, why am I crying? ‘And how is it possible to feel someone carrying my back?’ Amidst a series of strange occurrences, four simple words instantly made me realize exactly what was happening. “Congratulations! It’s a boy!” I’ve been reincarnated back into my own world.

How do you feel when you and eight billion-plus individuals get sucked into another dimension? Shock? Fear? Anxiety?

The heavy burden of the Clan, the burden of mana, the burden of war, and the burden of talent. The Clan only sucks blood and never gives it back, but it's gone now, the people have moved together to strike it down, and in the few generations after have forgotten all about it, moved into their peaceful life, people have not forgotten pain and hardship, but they have forgotten fear. Fear of an enemy they cannot see.

Dying to a group of weak B-ranked monsters is the shame I have to live with, wow that sounds weird doesn’t it? Well my name is Osiris, yes this was the name that my parents gave me at birth, I think it is an awesome name. Well I died, and now I am this weird creature, life sucks doesn’t it? It’s like a friend of mine used to say. “Life sucks just like a prostitute does.” Discord : https://discord.gg/HBnHnQAU7P (The picture was shamelessly stolen from the internet, the name of the drawer is unknown to me and if you have the rights to this picture tell me so I can change it for another stolen picture.) (For information : I will keep in mind your suggestions on this story but in NO way will I change my mind if you don’t like the way I do things with my story, and I will not be adding anything to do with romance until later in the story if the story develops in a way that allows it.)

Harry, an ordinary young man from a mundane background, stumbles upon a hidden world where individuals possess the extraordinary ability to cultivate immense power. granted a mysterious system, he discovers that he can advance his cultivation by killing beasts. [Congratulations, you have slain the Deathless Dragon.] [Level up.] ... ... [Congratulations, you have slain the Lion King.] [Level up.] ... As he slays more powerful creatures, Harry's strength grows exponentially. [soul body has been granted] [soul contract has Been granted:you can control anyone you want] ... With the system's relentless support, Harry ascends to unparalleled power, emerging as an invincible hero. His ultimate challenge arises as he confronts the menacing foreign race known as the Dakis, threatening the very fabric of his world. Armed with his newfound abilities and unwavering determination, Harry becomes the greatest champion in the epic battle against this formidable foe. ------ Set in a modern cultivation world teeming with diverse abilities, join Harry's riveting journey of growth, power, and heroism. **Daily Updates:** - 1 chapter per day, 7 chapters per week. - Bonus chapter for every 50 power stones.

[Mature Content] "For the next ritual, you will suck all of us off one by one. You are going to milk us out and drink it all."

Imagine you were playing your favorite video game, and now you got sucked into the game as the first Bossfight. It would suck to be you, right? ... yeah it sucks to be me. I'm Adam Balor... and I was a player who got "sucked into a buggy game"... as the Fist Boss you fight... God, I hate this crap.

Jiang Xiaobai's mobile phone had a reading software called Golden House. As long as one read books, one could get various rewards. "Congratulations on reading 100,000 words and getting 10 million in cash." "Congratulations on reading five books. You've obtained the honorary title of 'Beginner's Glimpse' and the reward of the primary Sanda grappling technique." "Congratulations on reading one million words and getting one billion in cash." "Congratulations on reading ten books. You've obtained the honorary title of 'Well-read' and the reward of one hundred years of internal strength cultivation." ... "Congratulations on opening the mall. Limited-time purchase: Ten-second Perspective Talisman, Hundred-times Strong Pill, Instant Recovery Pill, Time Stopping Card..." ... He was the most knowledgeable scholar in the world, the scholar with the most personal wealth, the scholar with the strongest martial power, and the scholar with the most beautiful wife... Millions of journalists around the world were enthusiastically surrounding him, asking for the secret of success. He gently touched the head of his daughter who just returned from the third space of the universe in a star destroyer and said slowly: "Read more books. Knowledge is wealth. Knowledge is power. Knowledge is the source of all success!"

Hello, this is my first attempt at a novel and I have no clue if I’m going to continue writing this. I’m mostly doing this as a way to pass time before I start going to college so this will more than likely be dropped. I’ve never written a synopsis, so I’ll just recommend you read the prologue for this story. It’s only 800 words long and will set the theme/ tone for how I’m going to be writing. If you like it great, if not then you just wasted five minutes, sucks to be you. Thanks.

Sorry if the story sucks I am not that good at writing stories I do not own Dxd or Jujutsu Kaisen The fallen angel stabbed Issei hoping to kill she made a mistake would lead Issei to becoming the strongest.

Daddy Wen, single hostess, dog food is a bit sweet] Lu Yun Qihun walked into a parallel world almost exactly the same as the earth. After three years of traveling, suddenly one day. Goddess President: Go, marry me! Just when he hesitated, suddenly his mind sounded: [Ding, Dad sign-in system is starting…] [Congratulations to the host for completing the signing of the marriage agreement with the beautiful president and obtaining life skills (God-level cooking skills)] [Congratulations to the host for completing the initiative to get the daughter’s kiss task for the first time, and get rewards (mysterious planting space)] [Congratulations to the host for completing the parent-child game with the daughter, and get a reward: face value +1] [Congratulations to the host, complete the task of emotional sublimation of husband and wife, get reward: perfect singing voice] A year later, the female president Jiao Didi said: Husband, you are great! Lu Yunqi: What? I just turned over?

Opening his eyes, Lin Feng found himself awakening in the world of a novel. But this wasn’t just any single novel; it was a fusion of countless stories, all merged into one comprehensive universe. The Return of the King of Soldiers, The Strongest Doctor, The Peerless Son-in-Law, and many others were all intertwined here. Even cultivation novels like Reincarnation of the Heavenly Emperor and Reborn War God had converged into this chaotic world. And Lin Feng's role? Was he a hero? A mere side character? No—he was the villain! Going up against protagonists blessed with immense luck and favored by the heavens might seem like a suicide mission, but the appearance of the Villain System changed everything. [Ding! Starter Gift Pack Received!] [Congratulations! You have unlocked a high-level cultivation talent!] [Congratulations! Luck has increased by +20!] [Congratulations! You have acquired an advanced medical technique!] Once destined to be nothing more than a stepping stone, Lin Feng swore to overturn his fate and hunt down every protagonist standing in his way. "Damn protagonists, I’ll kill you all!"

Opening his eyes, Victor was immediately confronted with the startling reality of his reincarnation into the very novel he once read. At first, he was ecstatic, cheering at the prospect of being free from the dull life on Earth. But as time passed, he realized that his role in the novel was that of a villain, not even the main one. Despair loomed, overshadowing him with the grim future of a tragic demise at the hands of the protagonist. Just when he plummeted to his lowest point, salvation arrived in the form of a system! [Congratulations to the host for binding the system] [Beginner rewards will be distributed] [Congratulations, you have obtained an S-Class Miracle Spirit!] [Congratulations, you have obtained the divine weapon: Ruyi Jingu Bang] [Congratulations, you have obtained the magical base: Sage Realm!] Just slumped, now seemingly invincible? [The system will provide you with options within its functions] Even a protagonist blessed by the heavens wouldn't stand a chance against him!

So with my position on the bed, it meant that the book in my hand should be a notebook not a textbook. I dropped my phone and looked at my right . Low and behold! The tall and mysterious figure was sitting on my study chair and was looking at me the whole time . It uttered these words "hello mortal". I was startled and I was about to scream again. 'Don't let me knock you out again ,mortal'. When I heard these words,I knew I had to zip it and find a way to talk myself out of this situation. With my heart beating as a hunting mamma cheetah ,'who are you,no what are you' I asked. I am Thanatos. Mortal,your time has come. Come along now. What do you mean by my time has come? I am Thanatos,the god of death. The god of death? Wait ,so if you're here,does it mean that I am dead? Yes mortal,so you're coming on a journey with me to the underworld. There's no way that I'm dead. Anyways, Isn't Lord Hades,the god of the dead? Yes he is. Then why are you here? As my name suggests, I'm the god of death. Think of it this way, Hades controls the Underworld while I, Thanatos fills it with the dead,like you. Shouldn't a grimm reaper be here instead of you ? Yes,there should have but Hades said I've been lazing around for far too long and handed me this task. You're the first human I'm escorting personally to the other world so consider yourself lucky. I'm sorry Mr Thanatos, however I still don't believe that I'm dead. How else could I have used my phone and felt my blanket? Come with me. To where? To your bathroom and don't call me Mr. You can call me lord Thanatos or prince Thanatos 'Thanatos said'. As we entered the bathroom,I saw my body lying there unconscious.

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

Rowan Agoul, the weapon holder of the hero’s party has a always been a nobody….but when he’s rejected by the Hero of Geonosia, Elara Fey. he spirals out of control, ending up right into the hands of one of the infamous Hellspawn generals! Rowan’s luck sure sucks.

Colossals, Titans, and Demonic Beasts rule over a world where no weapon, no bullet, and no missile can pierce their nearly impenetrable hides. Ruthless, cunning, and more brutal than any human, these creatures brought humanity to the edge of extinction. When half the population fell, a harsh truth emerged: only a monster could defeat a monster: ONLY A MONSTER COULD KILL A MONSTER. Humanity became monsters. In this world, one could only become stronger by fusing, merging and splicing their cells with monsters to become Exomorphers! Ezra reincarnated into this world with a cheat system that allowed him to fuse ordinary farm animals into higher grade monsters! [You have fused 100 sheeps, 100 horses, 100 cat-fishes and 100 chicken together!] [Congratulations, you have acquired a Mythical Qilin!] … [You have fused 100 lions, 100 eagles, 50 magma salamanders together!] [Congratulations, you have acquired a Mythical Inferno Griffin!] … [You have fused 100 parrots, 100 diamonds, 100 fireflies, and 50 flamingos together!] [Congratulations, you have acquired a Mythical Crystal Phoenix!] … While others risks their lives and spend their family fortunes to tame legendary beasts, Ezra only fuses farm animals to create mythical beasts! Ezra’s Dad: “W-where are my chickens!?” Ezra: “ A flying mythical beast attacked and ate them all!” Ezra’s Dad: “A thousand of them!?” Ezra: “Uhm. It was very hungry.” (Note: This is not your regular beast taking novel. The beasts are no where near cute nor is there a special cuddly bond between Host and Symbiote!)

a day which shines brighter than the heat of those who accept the fate. the story of those who had naver met. here to give you a glimpse of what it's like. a story that is sure to be liked. ----- English is not my first language, nor did I get to study it for once. all i know is from online researchs, so if my grammar sucks I seek forgiveness.

In a world where climbing the Tower determines one’s fate, I was granted the most overpowered skill in existence: Regression. With it, I can turn back time and undo any mistake. Death is meaningless. Failure is irrelevant. There’s just one "tiny" problem. [You Got a Paper Cut… Regression Skill Activated.] [You Stubbed Your Toe… Regression Skill Activated.] [You Missed a Step… Regression Skill Activated.] Every time I take even the slightest damage, my skill activates, throwing me back days before it happened. A papercut can reset an entire battle, and tripping on a pebble can erase hours of progress. Now, I’m stuck climbing a deadly Tower, where every step is a challenge, every enemy is ruthless, and every slip-up sends me spiraling into madness. I have a overpowered skill, but it kinda sucks.

I was bought for 500millon he pinned me against the wall nibbling on my lips his hot sweet tongue sucked and locked my lips you're mine now little mouse he wisphered sending shivers down my spine

Was I just bought for 500 million ..he pushed me against the wall and sucked on my lips nibbling on it his hot sweet tongue entered my mouth I felt his fangs grazed my neck his hands finding their way underneath my shirt