Jokes About Eggs

"Your boss doesn't deserve you," Clifford revealed. "Why are you telling me all this?" I narrowed my eyes at him. "Because I want you for myself. You're the woman of my dreams." Compared to how he behaved when he came to deliver stuff to me, he was very blunt now. "What if I don't like you back?" "I'll wait, after all, I'm good at that." He didn't look fazed. "Why me? I don't even own a business of my own." I told him. "You don't need to own a business, Arleen. It's just you I need." "What do you need me for?" "I need you to be my woman, that's all." He answered. **** Arleen Theodore is a secretary who is in love with her boss, Damion Clinton, but he doesn't love her back although he's aware but acts ignorant. Whereas, Clifford Edson, Arleen's delivery guy secretly loves her and tries to find any chance he gets to deliver things to her. BUT when the boss comes in contact with the delivery guy, things go haywire…. could it be that the delivery guy brought out mixed feelings from Damion towards Arleen? Or is the delivery guy Damion Clinton's untold truth?

[The End of Full Text] "From just now, you've been looking at me with such malicious intent. Are you perhaps reminiscing about...the old dream of the night before last?" Liang Chen forcefully pulled Jing Haohao into the washroom. "I told you, what happened a few days ago was an accident. I'm not the kind of woman you can just casually touch!" Jing Haohao shook off the hand he had grasped onto her wrist, turned to leave, but was abruptly caught by Liang Chen. He lowered his head to her ear, a mischievous smile on his lips, cryptically saying: "Don't worry, if I can't casually touch, then I'll be serious when I do!"

In a magical world where the strong dominate the weak, humanity relies on the so-called elites, the most talented individuals, for its survival. Locked in an eternal struggle against more powerful races, magical beasts, and other humans, the Silver Flame Nation depends on the royal academy to forge its elites. Mike, a boy born into a humble family, wants to find his older brother, who mysteriously cut ties with his family after joining the royal academy. But there’s one problem: only the greatest geniuses in the nation get the chance to take the academy’s admission test, and for that, Mike has nothing but luck to rely on. However, along the way, Mike stumbled upon a strange object that would turn his life upside down, a mysterious egg. [Ding! User detected… Beginning user compatibility evaluation with the system...] [Ding! Evaluation complete! The user is 100% compatible with the system! Welcome!] With this strange system that granted him random eggs and the ability to tame the beasts that emerged from them, Mike embarked on an epic journey to find his brother while facing the challenges this magical world had in store. Follow Mike on his journey as he uncovers more about this magical world and strives to become the greatest beast master in the world! Well… at least he tries.

In a world where taming powerful beasts is both art and survival, young Fowad Benit is left alone to carry on his family's legacy after his father despaired. With only fragments of ancient knowledge and a mysterious technique known as the Taming Circle, Fowad must train and grow in the treacherous Sapling Forest, home to beasts of every rank and danger. Armed with a pendant passed down from his ancestors. As Fowad dives deeper into his family's lost techniques, In a race against time, Fowad must master his family’s ancient technique, tame new allies, and awaken the power within himself. But can he rise to the challenge before he becomes prey to the very beasts he seeks to control? "The Tamer’s Legacy" is a thrilling journey of friendship, courage, and untamed magic that will pull you into a world where the wild calls and only the strongest survive.

SYNOPSIS: Skyler McKenzie, a single mom, had lived a simple life with her son, Noel, and loving parents in a small suburban town away from the buzzing city. One day, everything changed when she accepted a job in a big city. Then, she met him, thinking it could be love at first sight. It was a whirlwind romance as he flipped her world upside down. She loved him. He loved her and her child. It was perfect. But there was just one problem. She had a past that she could not remember. She did not even know who the father of her child was. So, was the present enough for her to move on to the future? Noah Maxwell was a successful athlete, famous, and rich. But there was something that was missing in his life. He needed a new reason to live until he met her. He immediately felt the connection between them. He knew that he had fallen in love with her the instant that their eyes met. But there was a problem. She resembled the girl who had once owned and broken his heart. Was he in love with her or the woman he saw in her? But what if, by some twisted fate, their lives always had a connection? Did she still wish to remember the past if it held too many dark secrets? Did he still want to hold on to the past if it brought too much painful memories? Looking through each other's eyes, would they finally see the truth?

Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

Elleanyka James Smith, seorang gadis biasa yang baik, memiliki pengalaman tentang perhantuan sejak ia habis bermimpi dan terbagun di tengah malam di saat Sekolah Menengahnya. Ia yang sebelumnya nampak segar bugar dan juga selalu energik, belakangan ini berubah menjadi sosok gadis yang terlihat kelelahan. Dan, hal tersebut membuatnya menjadi pertanyaan untuk Maggie Ruth yang notabene sahabat karibnya dan juga Ayahnya Mr. Smith ada apa gerangan dengan gadis itu belakangan ini. Lantas, sementara hantu-hantu tersebut datang dan pergi dan berseliweran setiap hari untuk curhat dengan Ellea, gadis itu harus bertahan agar kedua orang yang memperhatikannya tersebut tiak mengetahui hal tersebut dan Ellea harus segera mengurus hal ini agar tidak mengganggu kehidupan normalnya. Jadi, akankah Ellea berhasil? Ketahui kisahnya dalam Novel How About you Ghost yuk para pembaca yang baik. Cover by: @Madheee_i / Geetanggit

Jenn Li has a loving mom and a stubborn caring dad, and nice loud younger sister. But, at age 14 she had limb girdle muscular dystrophy. It causes her muscles in her arm and legs to slowly weaken as time pass by. It made her not as convenient to go outside. When she have to go to school, she takes her wheelchair. It gives her some anxiety and is a bit discomfort for her. But, she managed through it. She is only able to walk with a limp on her leg for only a small distance. She is able to walk with a limp all around her home. She find comfort at home while being on the internet. And, wants to making journaling youtube videos. Sometimes, she gets worried over trivial things. And, sometimes thinking things like why is her life is like this, and if she didn't have musclar dystrophy, life would be just a bit better for her. She tends to get over her worries by thinking positive listening to music and watching videos. She is grateful that she is alive and breathing. She also do not have a boyfriend. Is not a big deal, but it would be lovely to have a boyfriend and getting married in the future. One day angels and gods showed up and, decided to bless and gift everyone in the whole world with immortality and magical superpowers. . It became like a utopia. They also give her an alternative universe life to live and her story is: She and her older non identical twin sister, along with her parents are immortal. And, their stories goes like this: Jann Li and Jenn Li, two 22 years old non-identical twin sisters who has 2 childhood best friends, Jonn Li and Junn Li. They also happens to be 22 years old non-identical twin brothers. They all live together in one big house. Jonn and Junn soon becomes their boyfriends and lovers. They are part of The Li family. A family that all is immortal and have magical and super powers, just like everybody is. They are trying to enjoy and live a happy and peaceful life. And hanging out with their immortal and magical friends, sometimes.

For the last three years, 15-year-old Noel Lengly has been cooped up in his single-bedroom apartment, surviving off of nothing but regular ol' chicken and peas pot pie, but what choice does he have? After all, a fatal, fast-acting airborne disease plagues his very streets, leaving him with no choice but to stay put in his apartment. Of course, no one would want to die, right? Well, after having to eat his least favorite food on the planet, a chicken and peas pot pie, for three years straight, Noel questions if it is really worth continuing to live a life like this, forced to stay confined in this single-bedroom apartment.  And so, after surviving in his apartment five more days, Noel steps outside for the first time in three years.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

A mysterious curse known as The Fall drags chosen individuals into the Cursed Realm—a grotesque dimension forged from a decaying unknown origin. Survive the trials within, and you return as one of the Fallen, wielding immense power through a living artifact called the Angel’s Egg. But every gift comes with a price: a crippling Shackle designed to control you.

Mia, a formidable force in the corporate world, navigates the treacherous waters of ambition and desire. As she climbs the corporate ladder, she becomes entangled with Ethan Knight, a man as enigmatic as he is powerful. Their relationship is a dangerous game, a high-stakes gamble fueled by passion, obsession, and a shared thirst for power. As they delve deeper into their dangerous liaison, the lines between love and manipulation blur. With every calculated move, they risk exposing their vulnerabilities and jeopardizing their carefully constructed personas. "About Mia" is a gripping tale of love, power, and betrayal, set against the backdrop of a ruthless corporate world.

Dmitry disappeared for five years after an event that went down in gaming history as "The Great Scythe," where thousands of pro players were fired and even more retired, all within a single month. Now, Dmitry returns to the gaming scene in secret, ready to make his grand comeback in a new game being launched. This game, harnessing the full power of virtual reality, challenges players to dominate entire worlds. "Welcome to Altair, where everyone is a god" Main Tags: Action, Adventure, mmorpg

A story that captures both the lingering emotions and the process of letting go, while also hinting at the introspective journey of healing and self-discovery.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

1990 year. Evil Empire is living its last months.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

The rituals are shattered, and the music has fallen silent in a world clouded with chaos. Gu Qingfeng, having crossed time and space, sought only a life of peace and quiet amidst the turmoil. But with the birth of his first son, he soon discovers that his path is far more complex than he had ever imagined... PS - I will update a lot of chapters until i'm completely caught up with the raws. When caught up, I will start translating another store. COMMENT WHAT STORIES YOU GUYS WANT TRANSLATED. NO HAREMS, AND EVIL MC PREFERRED Support me at: https://patre on.com/TheAiTranslator

------------------------------------------------- MC: I am a dragon? Cool! Also, MC: Wait, most of the dragons died after centuries of being hunted for their expensive materials, and when beings called players descended with their powerful systems and immortality, they hunted down rest of them ... and I am the last one... I am fucked!!! ------------------------------------------------- Join our MC, a former player on his journey not to become a legendary rank item, in a world of the game that he used to play. ------------------------------- Release schedule: 1 chapter each day Bonus chapter goals: 500, 800, 1111 ----------------------------------------- Official discord: https://discord.gg/pWfgFHwvh4

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