Funny Star Wars Pictures

(Disclaimer: Originally written by AFanWithTooMuchTime. This is for offline purposes) ——— When the Grim Dark comes to a Galaxy Far Far Away, there can only be one result. War! The Clone Wars are nearing their conclusion. The Jedi are spread out across the outer rim sieges, and the fighting is reaching its final levels of intensity, before the strain of the conflict forces one side to buckle. And yet, now, in this most precarious of moments, Palpatine senses...a disturbance in the force. A new arrival which stands to threaten EVERYTHING he has schemed so hard to achieve! Meanwhile in another galaxy, after being forced to evacuate nearly an entire subsector before the Ravenous maw of the Great Devourer, "The Skywatch", "The Crimson Razor", and several other Space Marine Chapters along with hundreds of ships and trillions of humans were forced to make a perilous jump through a thin vein of the Cicatrix Maledictum. But even the thinnest vein of chaos courses with reality corroding poison, and the jump has carried them far far further than they ever intended to go. Stranded in a new, dark galaxy, far from the Emperor's light, these collected and contentious warriors of Mankind must now carve out a place for themselves among alien stars that were at war, even before their arrival.

(MATURE CONTENT) Threesome arc? - Right here A weak, adorable, and low self-esteemed MC with an awful past, a trauma breaking him down every second and controling his life, just before he meets his 'suns', and later gains confidence and starts loving himself again arc? - Right here. Yeah, you read that right. Twin brothers who radiate like the sun and are very possessive of the MC, putting his happiness above everything arc? Gosh, look no further, you're in the right place. This story is just for you, so open it and read to your heart's content. ****** Synopsis I was just a no-name photographer who was trying hard to make a living, but then I got tangled with 'them'. My life, as it was, had always been nothing but a nightmare, living a cursed life that wasn't fit to be called a life. I had no chances with love, connections, or anything. Nothing! And after drawing my last straw, trying to make a final effort that would maybe lead me somewhere other than dirt, I met them again. They - the twins - were my childhood friends whose lives I had ruined with my presence, and I was scared to ruin it a second time, so I tried to stay away from them but... They had other plans. 'When angels dream.' That was what I called the picture. The beautiful portrait was filled with serenity as that blond Italian man gazed into the distance and was showered with the soft petals of cherry blossom. The beautiful picture I had 'stolen'. Yeah, that's the word. I stole it because I didn't ask for permission first. But this is how it unfolded. At first, I took the picture without asking because I was so mesmerized by the scenery, and completely breathtaking, but then I got caught but it wasn't by the same man. They looked alike and wore the same clothes but I could tell right away that he wasn't him. Nevertheless, I apologized. "I'm deeply sorry." I said but then, the man whom I had stolen a picture from walked up behind me and said, "To think such a day would come." I turned around and blinked, looking at the man in front of me and then at the one behind me. They were identical twins. And not only that ... My heart shook... They looked like the twins I had known back then. "What's the matter?" The one in front asked with a bright smile that I was so compelled to take a picture of him and I did. He blinked at my confused expression and then burst out laughing. A sweet and cheerful laugh that made me blush. he looked really handsome. They both did, with their blonde hair which shone like gold with the suns radiation and a charming smile. I found my heart racing at the mere sight of that smile and almost forgot the situation I was in. "I see you haven't changed at all." He suddenly said, swiped my hair back and added, softly, "Hyung." My eyes widened. These two... It couldn't be... They weren't the twins, right? The twins that I knew. They... How did this happen? I just wanted a picture, that's all. ****** Thank you all for diving into this story. Note, the smut doesn't officially start right away till the later chapters but I didn't leave the readers without some sweet candies either, so along the line, there were a bunch of 'actions' between MC and the twins, huhu. His denial knew no bound but his body still won in the end, haha. Anyway, if you find waiting for updates too long, and you haven't checked out my other books, please do. There's also a threesome arc in the first one below. And it's completed too. What a score! 1) Alpha, Alpha, Beta? I transmigrated into an Omegaverse as a boy? [Completed] Check out the continuation of number one, It's the next generation, that is, their kids 2) To Byul (Omegaverse) [Ongoing ]

Draco had risen to the top of the world through his exploits in the legendary FIVR game, Boundless. After years of intense conflicts between his guild, Hellscape, and the guild of his former infidel lover, Darkrow, things came to a head when Draco conquered all. Now, nothing stood in his way of total conquest within the highly acclaimed second world of mankind, as he intended to fortify his new empire. Unfortunately, a timely assassination sent him back into the wheel of time for reincarnation, but not even the Gods gave him peace of death. Thrust into the past, Draco realized he'd been given a second chance at life to start from scratch, with all the knowledge of over fifteen years of almost absolute power in Boundless. Now, his path to glory will be far shorter and filled with more bloodshed than Hades could handle. ___________________________________________________________________________ WARNING: If you're the type to be triggered easily, please do not read.

What if the world and the whole universe turned out to be just a lab experiment? What if the Creators got frustrated with their creations? What if They decided to abandon the experiment? What if they decided to leave their creations scattered across the universe with just one rule? Andrew Sparrow has to find the answers to these questions and many more if he wishes to survive when the whole universe turns upside down and the only rule is the survival of the fittest.

It happened all in a single second, everybody world-wide was going about their own business and daily lives. Then a lifeless mechanical voice spoke inside every single individuals head. [Stage 1: Zombie Apocalypse - Integration Period. 30 Days. Treasure Chest drop rates increased 2x. Survivor Coin drop rates increased 2x. Quest Rewards increased 2x. Experience Points increased 2x. Skill level up rates increased 2x. Mana Regeneration increased 4x.] For a month leading up to this very day, Fenrich was trapped in a living hell within his own dreams. He watched as Humanity crumbled bit by bit, first came the Zombie Apocalypse, then the foreign races invaded Earth in the form of multi-colored beams of light. But those dreams, may not have just been dreams. They were his scattered memories showing him the outcome that waited for Humanity. Having been born an orphan, and adopted by a caring and loving family, Fenrich lost it all during the Apocalypse. He sat on the throne that was the lives of over 8 billion humans. As the sole survivor of the Final Brigade, Fenrich watched as his fiancés life was ripped away from his hands, he watched on the day that his sister was raped and murdered in front of his eyes. His father had been hung to death with a rope melded out of his older sisters flesh. Deep within his multiple hearts, a darkness so corrupt and impure burned like a visible black star in the daylight sky. Chaos, revenge, madness, despair, hatred, insanity, lastly turning into what he hated most, Fenrich devoured all those who took away from him, until the day of his death as his ascension was ended by thousands of gathered Gods and Goddesses who feared the power he would achieve after reaching divinity. Armed with some of the knowledge of his past life, the hatred and madness that burned within the core of his entire being. Fenrich willingly discards his humanity as he evolves to a state not known by the Omniverse Alpha System. But is it enough to control the madness that burns within him? Or, will the madness consume him until he eradicates humanity in his thirst for unbridled power? (Friendly Warning: If you're looking for a story that is covered in lollipops, rainbows and kindness. This is NOT that kind of story. There will be sex scenes, swearing, depictions of scenes that are morally disturbing. This is a novel about one looking at the madness and the monster they've become only to further embrace it to ensure the survival of their loved ones and peers. Go into this expecting it to get incredibly dark and twisted. Various mature themes. AI art for now since I'm broke ASFH "If the good die young, then I'll never die" (1) a line from a song called Good Die Young (Gorilla Voltage feat Phil Labonte of All That Remains)

When an intergalactic empire invades the planet, the people of Earth must put together a team of champions to fight the Imperials in a tournament with the fate of the world on the line. Their team consists of a street thug, a serial killer, an adventurer, a distinguished nobleman, and a mysterious masked man. Do these men have what it takes to protect Earth’s freedom or will they be just another planet added to the Emperor’s collection?

By unknown means and for unknown proposes the planet Earth is ripped from its orbit around the sun and placed in a near perfect, synchronized orbit around a mysterious purple star. The Earth isn't alone; 16 other planets underwent the same ordeal. Dubbed the Papuru Star, the G4 sized ball of energy was viewed with fear and awe by the inhabitants of the kidnapped worlds. The leadership of the planets form an uneasy Coalition to understand what the star is and find a way to put the planets back in their original spaces. Now, over a 1000 years later, the 100th annual Coalition Carnage Competition is about to begin. Held every ten years, the year long, galaxy spanning martial arts tournament is the special event the inhabitants of nearly every planet eagerly await, cheering their planet's chosen champion. The tournament is fame and fortune for the superstars who compete, entertainment for the masses, and "blessings" for the winning planet but holds dark secrets within its shadows, secrets that if exposed, could lead to the destruction of all life within the Papuru Galaxy.

Palpatine goes by many names. Senator, Supreme Chancellor, Sith Lord, Darth Sidious and Emperor Palpatine. His powers are unmatched by anyone in the galaxy. His ambitions carry across the stars as he rises through the ranks of the Republic. However, he is a master of disguising his true attentions as he trains Darth Maul behind the Council's backs. But when he sends Darth Maul to assassinate Qu- Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Maul is eliminated. So Emperor Palpatine begins to search the galaxy for another dark student to rule the galaxy alongside him. Kira is terrified by the powers that she can access, and this fear makes her stronger. Emperor Palpatine makes her his new apprentice and together, they believe that they can rule the galaxy.

the smallest changes can cause the biggest ripples. in a massive galaxy change will always occur and nothing will ever stay the same. embark on a journey following an officer of the geriatric empire as he learns truths of the empire.while recruiting new member to his faction where there is only one goal to purge the jedi. I dony own the original work and characters obviously. but I do have utmost respect for the original work cover is not mine this is my first novel so there will be mistakes. English is my first language so if you find errors I deserve the abuse.

21 year old Cale Lestin was born on a mysterious planet, Batuu. People believed that it was just a fairytale. On that planet, people was possessed with power. Greater than the Force. Cale Lestin left the planet when he was 7 years old. He went to Coruscant, home of the Galactic Empire. There he started his new life as a Sith Lord. He was assigned to kill Padme Amidala, but when he falls in love with her their new life together starts.

The clone wars are about to begin and Earth finds itself in the mist of a war far greater then anything yet seen.

Death. Always the start of great adventures. Difference is Drake doesn't get an adventure he gets a job. Forced into godhood. Literally. All he has to do is create. Easy right?. How hard is it to be a god? ********** [DING] [BODY CREATION MODULE] [TRUE FORM SELECTED] [CREATION COMMENCED] I watched as a whitish gold stream of seemingly liquid stuff flowed out of me. At this point I realized I still couldn't see myself almost like I didn't exist but I still could note my surroundings and this liquid leaving me. I watched as it flowed into the screen and like a vessel began filling the form I made. Slowly it left the screen and hovered to the side on a podium that I didn't even realize was there all along. 10%... 20%... 30%... 40%... 50%... 60%... 70%... 80%... 90%... 100%. [DING] [CREATION COMPLETED] The form totally came to being looking even grander and bigger than it had on screen. The muscles were more detailed and the body screamed powerful. If this wasn't my body I would have peed in my pants just at the sight. Luckily it was my body and I didn't have an excretory organ. Another chime and more words popped in my mind. [DING] [BINDING ???? DIVINITY WITH TRUE FORM] [BINDING COMMENCED] ************* Weekends only.

In a mystical realm teeming with legends of deities, a tale unfolds of a zombie-infested apocalypse. As humanity struggles to survive, Adam becomes a beacon of hope. However, he grapples with his own internal conflicts, battling demons within. With unwavering support from loyal companions, they embark on a perilous quest to rescue their world from impending doom.

In a crime-ridden 1940's town, local gangs unite against an otherworldly threat, while one young mobster uncovers a conspiracy that runs far deeper than he could have ever imagined.

Ashina's world turned upside down when she accidentally killed Ulva, her alpha. Drake, whose only dream is to be the next alpha leads the investigation to track down Ulva's killer while trying to thwart the evil plans of Rome, their sworn enemy. As their paths cross, Ashina and Drake will have to fight their overwhelming attraction to each other. However, will their feelings be enough to see them through the journey ahead and save Ashina from the consequence of killing the alpha? Or will it destroy everything about their home! In a tale of unwarranted trust and betrayal, a story filled with passion, lust, and love, Ashina must find her way through the maze of her feelings, so she can tell who is really there for her and who is only out there to take advantage. Join Ashina and Drake as they embark on a journey of discovery. They discover areas of themselves that they never even knew existed, trying to be true to themselves in a world that is determined to set them on a fixed path. Enjoy! Updates: 1.5k -2k words each day. (1-2 chapters daily).

The Eclipse of Eternity follows the harrowing journey of Kael Ryn, a young engineer caught in the deadly wake of an alien invasion. When his home colony is destroyed by the Zorn, Kael narrowly escapes, only to find himself stranded on a desolate planet. With his family lost and his future uncertain, Kael must use his skills to survive, repair a broken communications system, and send out a distress signal in the hope that someone—anyone—will answer. His luck changes when he meets Dena, a mysterious space traveler with her own tragic history at the hands of the Zorn. Together, they uncover a terrifying truth: the Zorn invasion is just the beginning. The planet they are stranded on is a base for the Zorn’s far-reaching plans, and the alien race is secretly preparing to conquer even more worlds. As Kael and Dena fight to survive, they discover incredibly advanced technology left behind by the Zorn—a technology that could change the balance of power in the galaxy. But their journey is far from easy. Trust is in short supply, and the Zorn are relentlessly pursuing them. To stop the destruction of their species, Kael and Dena must outsmart their enemies and form unlikely alliances. But the true mastermind behind the Zorn, the ancient being Arcthyr, has been pulling the strings all along. As Kael and Dena infiltrate the heart of the Zorn’s empire, they find themselves up against a force far greater and more terrifying than they could have ever imagined—the Alkurod, the creators of the Zorn and the ultimate architects of humanity’s destruction. With the fate of the galaxy at stake, Kael must confront his deepest fears, push the limits of his ingenuity, and make impossible sacrifices in order to defeat the ancient, godlike force that seeks to enslave the universe. The Eclipse of Eternity is a gripping tale of survival, trust, and rebellion, set against the backdrop of an expansive universe full of advanced technology, ancient secrets, and cosmic battles. With Kael and Dena’s strong partnership at its core, this dark and intense space opera explores the cost of freedom and the price of defying a seemingly invincible force.

Ethan, an ordinary young man from Earth, unexpectedly crosses into the desolate planet of Chenxi—an underdeveloped world plagued by resource scarcity and political corruption. Upon his arrival, he is immediately thrust into a web of intrigue and danger. However, fate does not abandon him—a mysterious system core awakens, granting Ethan unprecedented power. Starting with nothing in a forgotten city, he uses his wits and courage to rise quickly, embarking on a journey to challenge the powerful forces of the Galactic Federation, the Eurorde system, and others. Amidst the complex politics of the stars, Ethan must not only protect his home but also uncover the hidden secrets deep within the universe, taking on those who control the fate of the cosmos. From an unknown lord of a barren wasteland to a mighty force capable of shaking the foundations of the galaxy, Ethan’s path is filled with bloodshed and glory, betrayal and loyalty, war and peace. The legend of the stars is written by him.

A blade and a corpse on the ground. When humans first stepped foot on Neptune in the year 2200, they unlocked a vast and boundless universe ruled by different families, filled with magnificent battle techniques and ten arbiters who controlled it all!

In an era where only games and gamers matters, from names to the way of life, a hardcore gamer Light Gun, finally manages to borrow the most popular game in the world from a friend. Skipping class to visit the simulation room where advance games and virtual reality comes to life, Gun installs the game and the whole world changes with it. Why was he in a room with people? "Welcome to Invasion Wars where the weak is prey, and the strong are predators. Have fun invading and don't forget this hint, never let the prey go. Bye! Bye!" Going to concentrate on one novel.

In alternative reality, what if a young padawan that is a descendant of the great Jedi Master Avar Kriss, helped transform the Jedi Order forever and hook some girls in the mean time? (This novel will have elements of the legends to).

vamos ver um novo universo de star Wars, através de um ser único, não veremos personagens originais de star Wars mas vamos ver algo novo,nesse novo espaço

What if a Star Wars loving nerd suddenly woke up on a shuttle sat across from a young Ashoka Tano on their way to meet their new Jedi Masters. How would you react to suddenly appear in your favourite franchise and in the middle of a war to decide the fate of the galaxy, can our hero use his knowledge to save the galaxy or will he choose to follow the route of power and join the Dark Side. I'm using Disney's Official Chronological watch order as a timelineof events.

sam has spent his entire life at the bottom of the food chain in terms of economy strength it doesn't matter him and his family has always been at the bottom inorder to change his situation he places all his money on a bet for a vr pod and trys to use us to change his situation follow sam on his journey not only in the virtual world but in the real world too.

[Mature Content] A long, long time ago. In this world of power and magic, war is constant. The six realms in the world of Septverden have been shackled in perpetual conflict. They have engaged in slaughter and battles among themselves for every reason possible, from territory, resources to meaningless semantics. In the era where the mortal realm is the weakest among the six realms, where human bones and ashes covered the entire Blue Earth Continent, Empires rise and fall as the never-ending cycle of war birthed boned deep hatred that even centuries can’t erase. Until the mortal realm no longer can take the oppression and give birth to a new generation of heroes. With power equal to that of the Heaven and Nether Realm. With strength and agility on par with the Beast realm. With magic and spells second only to that of the Elfen and Spirit realm. With these. The mortal realm stood shoulder to shoulder with the five realms and humans sore to never-seen heights. Together, they reclaimed their lands and repelled the five realms back to their continent. And the world of Septverden finally known peace. Or so the tale goes . . . --- PLEASE TAKE NOTE! The first chapters, the MC is weak, mated and became a servant. I know you'll hate Cecily but at most she wouldn't be present in the latter chapters. If you could make it through Arc 1, then 2, and 3 wouldn't even mention her and the servant thing. SPOILER! In Beast Realm Arc maybe Arc 4, the mate bond will break as well as his restrictions. He'd be OP then. Hope you'll stick around till then and appreciate Ryu's journey *bows head ---- Read my other works: I am the Queen (FL) Genre: Fiction, Mature, Modern Romance, StrongFL, RichFL, PoorML, ColdML Leanna (FL) Genre: Modern Romance, Reincarnation, Second Chance, StrongFL, RichML, ColdML, Mature, Trinity the Last White Witch (FL) Genre: Werewolf, Vampires, Witches, Fantasy, R18, Mature, ColdML, StrongFL Generation of Heroes (ML) Genre: Action, Adventure, Epic Fantasy, Friendship, Magic, Beasts, Game Elements, Multiple Leads, OPmc, Romance, War, Military ---- Stalk me here: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter: MiuNovels ---- Donate for my Milk Addiction: PayPal: Miu.2017@yahoo.com

In his mid-twenties, Ryan Song had achieved unparalleled success. Inheriting a small fortune from his late parents, he built an international business empire generating billions in yearly revenue. But his thriving life took a sudden turn when he mysteriously fell ill and passed out, only to awaken in a parallel world where everything was different. Now younger than he remembers, Ryan finds himself in a fantastical realm where magic reigns supreme and diverse species like elves, dwarves, demons, and vampires coexist. In this world, his parents are alive, but their relationship is strained and their family business is on the brink of collapse. Determined to rebuild his life, Ryan sets out to mend his fractured family ties and restore their standing in the business world. Along the way, he learns the intricacies of magic from a knowledgeable mentor, mastering new abilities to aid in his quest. Driven by the desire to return to his original world, Ryan embarks on an epic journey, exploring the magical realm in search of clues and methods that might lead him back home. As he navigates this enchanting yet perilous world, he encounters allies and adversaries, uncovers hidden truths, and discovers the strength within himself to overcome every challenge. Join Ryan on a thrilling adventure filled with magic, mystery, and the relentless pursuit of a way back to his true home.

Iván Aguirre es un chico de 13 años que ha ingresado, gracias a una beca, a la academia Minerva, la institución más prestigiosa en la disciplina de las Kite Wars. ¿Cómo sobrevivirá en un entorno totalmente diferente a lo que acostumbraba, solo con su cometa y su deseo de convertirse en el mejor Kiter de la academia?