Dirty Double Meaning Jokes

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Kael, a former professional player of "Netherworld's Gate" club, crossed into the game before it launched and became a Mixed-Blood Succubus. However, Kael always felt there was something not quite right about the way he raised the Fourth Calamity(player) as leeks for harvesting. Other NPCs' methods of reaping players' leeks: Unfathomable strength, top-tier plot backgrounds, hidden stories, and various skill teaching methods. His own method of reaping players' leeks: An innocent yet desirable face, a small pink tail, eyes emitting hearts, skills with off-the-charts glamor… along with a turn-back-and-smile from the game's promotional video. Wait a second, did I get something wrong with my great adventure in the game world? This book is also known as: "Succubus Reincarnation: Show Your True Skills in The Game World", "The Common Succubus's Cultivation Method", "My Succubus Growth Monogatari is Surely Problematic"!!! Keywords: 【Fourth Calamity】【Kindombuilding】【Lord】【Dungeon】【Player】

She accidentally barged into his room interrupting his peaceful time, and since then, he took great pleasure in tormenting her. Hearing about his engagement, she crashed his engagement party and clung to his arm, intending to create a fuss. Unexpectedly, he suddenly grabbed her hand and announced loudly, "The woman I want to marry is her!" She opened her eyes wide, her mischievous plan effectively backfiring and causing her nothing but trouble! How terrible! She needed to escape, but it was too late! The angrier she got, the happier he became, as he held her and publicly showered her with kisses. "Mr. President! But the man I want to marry is him!!" She pointed at her beloved man not far away. "..." The room turned into total chaos, and the president was not pleased.

Lin Beifan traveled through the world composed of countless urban web articles and became a villain. He has a wishing system and can make a wish every day. With the ability of the system and his own rude operations, he broke all the protagonists, and the world line was chaotic. So, Tiandao repeated the plot and cursed Lin Beifan. For whatever wish he made, the enemy would get double! Lin Beifan chuckled: “That’s it?” “I make a wish to keep my body temperature at 36.8 degrees!” The first protagonist’s brain burned to 73.6 degrees, died! “I make a wish to sleep 12 hours a day!” The 2nd protagonist becomes a vegetative person, die! “I make a wish that I will be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!” The third protagonist was crushed into a piece of paper by a 240-pound fat girl, pawn! Just like that, the plot is messed up again! For Access To Upto 100 Chapters Before Anyone Else, Visit — Patreon.com/itsyourstorypage

(Under revising, sorry for the slow update, and thank you for waiting) After waking up and having her memories back, she refused to let them go "huh, she really thinks she can hide from me, I'll make her suffer double what i suffered" "tsk, those people dare bully my family behind my back?! Let's see how brave you are to ignore my words" Everybody get in the line, it's time for your penalty, The great hacker IS BACKKK. BUT as they say love really likes to play dirty. Who would have thought that the man she'll fell in love with will be related to her past and would be her worse nightmare. How in the hell I fell in such situation, WHY DOES MY IQ FELL EVERY TIME I MEET HIM???? SHIT, should I take responsibility, but... HEYY WHAT AM I THINKING.. HE'S THE ONE WHO TOOK MY PRECIOUS WHY SHOULD I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY ?? "Because that was my first time too, you don't think you can run without compensation?" "What do you want" With a smirk "off course... YOU"

Dawn Asylum was a paralyzed youth who spent his entire childhood trapped in a hospital room, constantly being mocked by everyone for his disability. One day, when his body finally wasn't able to bear any more, he died and reincarnated in a new world where mana had awakened and a strange and all-powerful entity called Absolute Order had appeared. The world, fighting against the invasion of Abyssal creatures, was a dangerous place to be in, but thankfully for him, he was one of those lucky ones who had a class. Although weird, it gave him powerful skills to survive and grow stronger in this new world—not just grow stronger, but also find the meaning and purpose of his existence. [Superhero Class awakened...] [First class unlocked...] [Nine Abyss Laser Eyes Level 1 - Launch a laser ray with temperature exceeding 1,000 degrees Celsius.]

“Why do you always say that I am devious and cunning, and that I am a double-crosser, and that I am cruel and vicious, and that I do nothing wrong? I must solemnly correct you, this is called wisdom and strategy!” “Does it matter? What position tonight? Or do you mean, rotate them all over again?” “Oooh ......” The once adopted daughter, student, sister, and disciple have now each become the leader of a power number...

The idea of an identical double of oneself is part of ancient German legends, a myth that has survived in various forms to this day. It is a subject full of mystery, a concept that inspires shocking stories, such as seeing one's own double and suffering a misfortune or a curse. Although, in strictly rational terms, these stories are nothing more than unscientific myths. Ethan's sister thought so too, until she was faced with what was in front of her. A doppelganger... Meeting one should be something unreal, something disposable; but what if someone's double was right next to you? The essence of a person cannot be defined in a single word. It is made up of their experiences, the places they have visited, their environment... Could there really be someone in the world capable of replicating all that? At first, the idea seems absurd. It is irrational. If someone familiar appeared, one would instantly notice any difference. And if you don't notice... are you just naive? Thinking logically, that's reasonable. Therefore, Ethan's sister couldn't understand what she had just heard. "You mean to tell me that you are my brother Ethan, the real one who disappeared in 2028, and that he is just your double?" In front of Ethan's sister stood two men identical in appearance and complexion. The year 2028... That was the year of "The Final Judgement" on Earth, when portals opened and released monstrous creatures, and there were those who "Awoke" with special powers. The coincidence was impeccable. October 26, 2028. That day was not only the final judgement; it was also the birthday of both men in front of her. One claimed to have been transported to a strange world called "Terra Abismo" and that he had just returned that day; the other insisted that it was absurd, that he had never left. Today is October 31, 2038. A day when children should be playing and laughing, and instead, this. Evidently, one of them is lying. Ethan's sister exhaled, frustrated. "This is crazy." It sounds like something out of a novel. A novel in which doubles exist.

When Héctor, a man unmatched in the violent world of narcotrafficking, is betrayed and left for dead, his story doesn’t end there. He wakes up in a completely new world: a utopia of superheroes where 40% of the population has abilities and crime is kept in check by superpowered enforcers. But Héctor has no powers. What he lacks in supernatural abilities, he makes up for with something this world has never seen: the brutal cunning of a cartel boss, ruthless strategies, and an unflinching resolve to get his hands dirty. For this trafficker turned antihero, justice is just an excuse, and heroes are just obstacles. Can a man without powers challenge an entire system, or will he be crushed by a world that has never known the true meaning of "fear"? "Druglord of Another World!" is an explosive blend of ultraviolence, merciless tactics, and an antihero determined to break all the rules.

Blurb Sophia Moreno agrees to marry ruthless shipping magnate Dante Varro to save her father from prison, but she quickly learns her husband is no ordinary man. Beneath his cold, calculating exterior lies a vigilante on a mission for revenge against the enemies who destroyed his family. When Sophia uncovers Dante’s dangerous secret, she’s drawn into a world of deception and peril. As their enemies close in, Sophia and Dante must confront their pasts and the shocking betrayal that could tear them apart: Sophia’s father is working with the people who ruined Dante’s life. Exposition The story begins with Sophia’s life being disorganized when her father’s financial crimes come to light, jeopardizing her family’s legacy. Desperate to save him, Sophia agrees to marry Dante Varro, the enigmatic billionaire offering to clear her father’s debts. Inciting Incident Sophia’s wedding to Dante marks the start of a cold, transactional marriage. Soon after, Sophia stumbles upon clues about Dante’s double life as a vigilante. Her growing suspicions lead her to discover his hidden agenda against those who destroyed his family. Rising Action • Sophia and Dante’s relationship evolves from cold animosity to reluctant respect as they navigate their shared lives. • Sophia discovers Dante’s enemies are closing in and finds herself framed for embezzling from his company. • She uncovers her father’s betrayal: he has been working with Dante’s enemies all along and is connected to the tragedy that destroyed Dante’s family. • Despite her initial plans to betray Dante, Sophia begins to empathize with him and secretly works to protect him from his enemies. Climax Dante’s enemies launch an assassination attempt during a high-profile event. Sophia, armed with evidence of her father’s betrayal, sacrifices herself to save Dante, earning his trust and solidifying their bond. In the chaos, Dante confronts Victor Moreno, uncovering the full extent of his betrayal. Denouement Sophia survives the assassination attempt, but her relationship with her father is irreparably shattered. Dante and Sophia unite to dismantle the network of enemies targeting them, blending their strengths as a team. The story ends with them rebuilding their relationship and looking toward a future rooted in trust and love, as Dante finally finds peace from his past and Sophia embraces her new role as his partner in both life and justice.

In the late 19th century, Ethan Rivera, a Cambridge University scholar, embarks on an expedition inspired by his late father's cryptic journals, which hint at the existence of powerful lost artifacts. After being betrayed by his friends, Ethan flees with an enigmatic relic, only to get caught up in a terrible catastrophe that traps him in a strange new world. In this untamed land of magic and monstrous creatures, Ethan must navigate treacherous alliances and face relentless threats. Using his intellect and strategic prowess, he becomes a pivotal figure—not as a prophesied savior, but as a revolutionary leader who champions equality in a fractured world. Revered across the continent as a master tactician, Ethan shapes a bold new order where survival depends on unity and ingenuity or find ways to return home? Greetings, everyone! I hope you're enjoying the novels, and I would appreciate any suggestions that could enhance the story's development. After all, many minds are indeed better than one, right? Please remember to support the continuation of this novel. While financial contributions are appreciated, sharing is just as valuable. Moreover, English is not my first language, so please feel free to leave your comments below!

Ilse thought her breakup with Ana was final—a clean, mutual parting. But Ana couldn't let go. For three days, Ana's obsessive texts, voicemails, and relentless stalking pushed Ilse to the edge. Blocking her didn't work; ignoring her didn't help. One dull, lonely night, Ilse tries to drown her stress with cheap beer, a vibrator, and an old dungeon-crawling RPG. Halfway through, her phone buzzes: an anonymous call. Ana. The sound of her voice sends Ilse into a panic. She screams, tells her to stay away, slams the phone down—but minutes later, there's a knock at the door. Ana is there, eyes wide and manic, clutching a knife and an ancient, bloodstained book. Ana chants something in a language that doesn't belong in this world. The blade plunges into Ilse's body, followed by a desperate, cuddle. As Ilse's vision fades, After being given a choice by an entity. Ilse wakes up somewhere else. A glitchy, corrupted world stretches before her, where reality bends like an old game on the verge of crashing. Naked, vulnerable, and utterly classless, Ilse stumbles through a bizarre urban sprawl, barely surviving. Living off mana pockets. A battle priestess, share's her energy with her. Giving her a choice, to play this world like a game or to succumb to the cycle. In this world, mana is life. And the most potent way to leech it? Through acts of intimacy. Ilse is thrust into a twisted realm where sex isn't just survival—it's power. However corruption threatens to change it all for the worse. **** UPDATES MONDAYS TUESDAYS WEDNESDAYS

Luca and William, two writers at the peak of their craft, find their lives abruptly ended when their apartment is destroyed by a devastating earthquake. Suddenly reincarnated in the world of their own unfinished fantasy novel, they quickly realise that the pages of their creation are not just words on paper, but a tangible and dangerous reality. Plunged into a universe where every creature, spell and trap they imagined comes to life around them, Luca and William, determined to survive, embark on a perilous journey through the lands of their fictional world, facing challenges they never expected. Terrifying monsters, Machiavellian conspiracies and complex puzzles stand in their way, testing their ingenuity and courage. As they struggle to unravel the mysteries of their own creation, Luca and William wonder if they will ever escape this world where every page turned could be their last. Will their friendship and creativity be enough to guide them through this deadly saga, or will their own novel condemn them to a grim fate? Author's Note: Please note that I write in my native language, and I use an AI to help me with translation. So don't hesitate to correct me if you notice any spelling or grammar mistakes. coming soon on Royalroad

Iris was a normal girl until one day when she got reincarnated in another world with a system that allows her to level up her charisma only, but how will this help her survive? She is going to have men fall in love with her to protect her, and maybe unlock skills to help her with that.

Haiko, a teenager from a poverty-stricken city barely protected by the government, finds his life transformed when his name's meaning evolves into "Fallen Angel" at the age of 17. Bestowed with extraordinary powers and eventually a cunning personality, he embarks on a quest not for glory, but for knowledge and power.

To maintain the diversified development of Britain, I think the monopoly in certain industries should be thoroughly investigated. Monopolists, including the Devonshire family, need to make more room for full competition in the market In 2022, in the inaugural speech of the Parliament, the speech of the new female prime minister made the entire venue silent. A month later, the female prime minister was impeached and stepped down for shielding her subordinates. Every British person, from birth to death, cannot do without the Devonshire family. And the legend of this family began to surpass the past from that day in 2002. That year, Barron Cavendish inherited the title of Duke.

Jibran Hadid Malik is a tall, handsome, and intelligent man. He is a successful billionaire and the CEO of the Malik empire. He is living a double life on the one side if he is a billionaire carrying a name in the community of business locally as well as internationally then on the other side he is living in the disguise of a bodyguard, who is poor, illiterate, and miserable. Raamen Hayan is the daughter of Hayan. She is beautiful, innocent, and haughty. The most beautiful in her face is the three black dots carved in a triangle under her chin, which further intensify her beauty. She is the worst pampered daughter of her father. All negative qualities like ego, attitude, and haughtiness reside deeply in her. What happens when Hadid comes in front of her introducing himself as her bodyguard? Will she accept him as her bodyguard or kick him out of his job? How would Raamen react when she knows the true identity of Hadid? What could be the reason for Hadid hiding his true identity and manifesting himself as a wretched guy? Let's embark on their roller coaster journey which is full of annoyance, fun, love, and thriller drama moments.

Jibran Hadid Malik is a tall, handsome, and intelligent man. He is a successful billionaire and the CEO of the Malik empire. He is living a double life on the one side if he is a billionaire carrying a name in the community of business locally as well as internationally then on the other side he is living in the disguise of a bodyguard, who is poor, illiterate, and miserable. Raamen Hayan is the daughter of Hayan. She is beautiful, innocent, and haughty. The most beautiful in her face is the three black dots carved in a triangle under her chin, which further intensify her beauty. She is the worst pampered daughter of her father. All negative qualities like ego, attitude, and haughtiness reside deeply in her. What happens when Hadid comes in front of her introducing himself as her bodyguard? Will she accept him as her bodyguard or kick him out of his job? How would Raamen react when she knows the true identity of Hadid? What could be the reason for Hadid hiding his true identity and manifesting himself as a wretched guy? Let's embark on their roller coaster journey which is full of annoyance, fun, love, and thriller drama moments.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

At the age of 16,Yugi's family is murdered by dark organisation wanting to obtain Yugi's body to reincarnate their absolute and evil master, the dark king.However luck is on Yugi's side as his soul gets Reincarnated in ethra and he starts his journey to go back to his planet, and take his revenge on the organization. Meanwhile reincarnation of the dark king fails in the ritual fails and things go upside down as Yugi's body devours the soul of the dark king and results to Yugi's second reincarnation.

Born of the Demon King of Ruin’s bloodline, Lucian’s life is a constant battle for survival. Haunted by a second personality born from pain, he struggles against enemies both within and around him. When he meets Celeste Morven, his world spirals into danger, betrayal, and horrors beyond imagination. Double Edged is Lucian’s journey through a cursed legacy, inner demons, and the question: Is the real enemy the world or himself? https://discord.gg/c6B8xQDSGP

On 1977, Voyager I took flight. On 2010, Voyager II sent some rather strange information back to Earth. On July, 2021, Voyager II lost contact with Earth four years before the planned date. At the start of the 26th century, civilization on Earth was isolated and held in captivity. At 10 a.m. on October 27th, 3020, humankind went extinct. One year before the extinction, an ordinary youth Harrison Clark from the 21st century travelled forward in time and arrived a thousand years into the future. He discovered that after he died, he would be returned back to the 21st century. Reading history in the future and changing the future in history. In this seemingly never-ending cycle, Harrison Clark began to look for that one glimmer of hope for both himself and humankind.

A dark fantasy begins with an exhilarating adventure to another world, where every character seems destined to be a hero. Unfortunately, everything changes gradually. The connection between Earth and this fantastical realm, including the horrors they face one after another, starts to blur. The characters begin to question the deeper purpose behind their sudden transportation. Are they meant to be heroes of some sort? Or are they mere ants, insignificant and easily crushed in a hostile world that sees them as nothing more than entertainment? This uncertainty adds a chilling layer of intrigue to their predicament.

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PROLOGUE: When the world facing downfall from the human greed numerous powerful portals opened itself in the sky. The world bared those dangerous monsters till 5000 years. When the extinction of humans is faced in front many god chosen heroes arised. Will they able to save the world from the monsters?.

Earth December 18th, 2022 After all scientist across the world came together to make a drug that will extend the human like by 20 years went horribly wrong it unleashed a virus on to the world. shin, his girlfriend and his best friend survived for 30 day without being caught by zombie but their luck ran out pretty soon when they came across a dozen zombies. What Suprised shin is that his girlfriend and bestfriend will push him in the way of the zombies to be used as a distraction as they escape. Being betrayed and left for dead shin did not expected that he will keep his consciousness as a zombie. Read as Shin goes from just a zombie to a legendary undead In this world

"I’m dirty," he muttered after another grueling day in the fields. "Then make me dirty," his new wife shot back, her voice a mix of defiance and invitation. Once a billionaire with the world at his feet, he lost everything in a single devastating moment—his fortune, his reputation, and his identity. Now, he toils as a farmer in the quiet countryside, living a life far removed from the glittering world he once ruled. Forced into a marriage of convenience, he’s met with a woman as fiery as she is mysterious. She challenges his pride, unearths his buried wounds, and stands as a force he never expected. But who is she really, and why does she carry secrets as heavy as his own? As the two battle their own demons, they must decide: will their unlikely bond rebuild their lives, or will the weight of their pasts break them apart forever? Discover a story of redemption, resilience, and unexpected love where second chances mean risking everything.