Patton Parnel

The Newest Testament is a hilarious biblical satire following the adventures of Big G(God's street name). It is a fabulous piece of writing that is not only completely separate from anything people on web novel are used to reading, but has the unique niche of being probably too offensive for actual Christians but containing several jokes that are hard to understand if you are not well informed regarding the religion.

Theo Burrows is a family man, happily married with young children. He comes back from a night out with the guys to find his family in a held in bondage by a man named Phantom and his subordinates, and is then forced to watch the brutal murder of his family. In order to exact revenge for his loved ones, Theo delves into the world of Contracted Humans - a world he once left behind - and together with an entity known as the "Fallen" sets about the task of tracking down everybody that was involved and making them pay. Inspired by The Darkness and Mike Patton's performance as the Darkness, this book is intended as an homage and celebration of the 10 year anniversary of the release of the game in 2007.

Originally destined to live a mundane life, Patton's story of life was cut short one day when he was killed in a drive-by shooting. Meanwhile, a newly celestialized celestial, Gina, the astute observer, the prophet of serenity, is at her wit's end and needs to quickly choose an avatar to do her bidding in the material realm to maintain her survival. Of all the potential candidates Gina could choose from to be her avatar, she gambles on Patton, who, at first glance, looks pretty unpromising, but she sees potential in. As Gina's avatar, Patton will jump between many different worlds and realities to conduct missions. Follow Gina and her avatar Patton who will shock everyone in the battle of celestials. Arc 1 World 1: A supernatural world where everyone is born with a quirk that determines one's fate.

Detective Arden Parnell is called to investigate Clarissa's case

"All the places where I knew I loved you." -Patton As bright as the morning sun, her smile always brightened up my day. It's my turn to make her day brighter, I sent her messages in hopes she'll guess who it's from, I know she'll get it sooner or later, considering I know how that brilliant and curious mind of hers worked. "Mind telling me who you are?" -Miss Every morning, I get messages on my desk, I do not know who they are from but they are quite sweet but also quite stalkerish. I want to know who this is so I would know how to react... Unless I know them already.

Emily grew catholic her whole life, the only thing getting her through that whole thing being her bestfriend, Patton. When she moves out of her parents house upon hitting a job somewhere in the far city; a lovely brunette woman takes a liking to her. Now, to find out if Emily is gay or at all interested in women. If only she wasn't so close to this Patton guy who also moves in with her. ------ "Hon, being a gay is curse. But not acting on it is worse." The woman drags her cigar against the shiny transparent cigarette tray, successfully putting out the orange cinders attached to its burning tip. "I would know." She takes another from her pack, lighting it with a blue lighter. "You're at least at your 50's Lesli." Karrie crosses her arms, slight amusement as the end of her lip draws up to a smirk. "I'd think your wise, but also your almost at your deathbed yet you're not married." Lesli raises her eyebrow, putting the cigar to her mouth and dragging it out to fume out the smoke- slowly out between her lips. "What'cha think that is kid?" ...Karrie blinks bewilderedly at her, tensely putting a finger up and at her, pointing, like she just said something as wise as a speaking 100 years old oak tree. "Oh dang, you're good." "It's the years of loneliness kid." She puffs another cigarette smoke.

Trigger warning: The following story contains a graphic depiction of violence, substance dependence, mental and sexual abuse that some readers may find unsettling. Reader's discretion is advised. A village called Palomino has been unfolded and revisited by a writer named Isaac Patton who is suffering from a prolonged writer's block, deciding to shift paths and go there to unwind. Upon his stay there, he encounters new faces such as the villagers that preserve it and some guests who are renting their cabins to enjoy their vacation. Despite the small town being skeptical about what surrounds it, Isaac still went on having his stint there brought by his desperation to gather new content for his new book. The short trip of his transitions into never-ending mental torture as the happenings in his plummeting life have come to haunt him. With that being his unfaithful wife, his younger brother succumbed to his addictions and his twin daughters who have passed away in an accident a decade ago. Would he survive? Or he will get trapped into the eternal damnation occurring in his corrupted mind?

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