Funny Smartass Quotes

Liam Von Sylvyran: He is the third prince of the kingdom of Solaryn. He is also the youngest of all siblings. Though he is blessed with magic power, he cannot control this magic power. He has always been humiliated for this flaw and has always been compared with his older siblings. So he has a hunger to prove himself. He is the commander of the royal imperial army of Solaryn. He is one of the best fighters on the continent. It is also notable that he is incredibly intelligent, quick-witted, and has extraordinary beauty. Kian Eryx: He is the commander of Oblivara's imperial army. There is a quote that says that he is blessed by magic itself. He is one of the greatest magic wielders in the three realms. He is the definition of perfection. He has breathtakingly good looks, is incredibly smart, observant, and has extraordinary reflexes. He places top among the best fighters on the continent. There is nothing that he lacks.

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS."

The main character suddenly gets transported to another world after sneezing. But contrary to the funny way he got there, the world itself isn't funny at all. It's dangerous, full of monsters and the worst creatures of all ― humans.

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place. Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival, and finding meaning in a world gone mad.

Mr. Green is a former yakuza leader who arrives in Romania, where he will become a detective and help solve several cases, some funny, others in which his very life is at stake.

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

A newly birthed child is akin to a pure white sheet. And if someone had to badmouth about their behavior, it should be towards the parents because after birth it is up to the parents to navigate their children on the road of life. They paint their child with their ideology , thought's , emotion and sometimes dream. So how a child grows up depends on the environment and their parents. ••••••• Quotes: “One must prepare themselves to be embarrassed if they want to embarrass someone.” “One must deceive themselves to deceive others.” “Everyone wears a mask to hide themselves from the world.” •••••• Submitting this for the webnovel spirity awards 2024. Please support me. Thank you. [Warning. Mature content. sensitive content.] [This is fiction so don't take it seriously and just enjoy.]

Magical, weird, funny, ridiculous and frustrating piece of art. A group of teens living the ordinary life of going to school, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend, going to prom and so on, ends up on a field trip that changes their lives forever. Will the change in their life be for the better or for the worse? Will they get their dream lovers? Will they remain the same teens who biggest problems is how to get a date for prom or would they have to mature much faster than their peers? Only time would tell the change in their lives. Should they embrace it... or fear it.

learning to write!!! this boook will teach you! and maybe me, how to write professionally, intuitivly and even engaging..ly?? Proceed!!! Various stories included. funny ,scary, romance, bizzare, triller, love, slice of life. have fun learning!!

This is a story about developing a sect, this is a warm and joyful home. Not only we have a funny Patriarch, there are also a group of weird disciples with very different personalities. Come on, youngsters. Join our sect and together we will let your dreams fly! Come, join , join , join !!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAUTION EXTEREME ENGLISH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

Jin-Su is a very funny, very cute and very mischevious guy though he doesn't act that way...he looks bored and sad most of the time...he need someone to cheer him up but no one comes so he decides to write a secret diary anonymously of his life and it's not as sadistic as you think...

The novel about a girl named Lily a who wants to become free and find the meaning of life She starts find meaning of life at the Ferisz academy ( academy's all students are nobles and high ranking people)then she become Academy student she met a lot of interesting funny friends and live happily but one day girl finds about her mother was a powerful mage and fl wants to know a lot of things about her dead mother in the mission Lily meet a strange people ...

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun and entertaining reading purposes, cause I'm not funny :P] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

“Youth is the hope of the future,” a resonant quote among Filipinos, attributed to national hero Jose Rizal. How accurate are these words for generations gone by? Senior High, the last stage for high school. It differs from other grade levels, which aim to prepare students like Adrian Cabanas for the future. With only two years remaining in high school, how will Adrian navigate challenges during his Senior High days? Teacher, classmate, or family–amidst looming problems, Adrian's only thing he can do is to review and improve for his future.

Haruki, a 28-years old adult that works in a normal advertising company. As a child, he loved anime and animals, but the idea of conjoining the two? Not so much. At first, he found it funny, but then, when internet sexualizing everything, He found out that most furries were just hiding the fact they love beastiality. Disgusted and traumatized by that thought, he harbored great disgust against furries. One day, he got run over by a truck and got reincarnated into another world as a beast! Now what will our Haruki do in another world as he became the target of the very beings that he hates?

What would you do if one day you woke up having forgot all your memories? Well then you dont have to as we can welcome Leo and his adventures on the waters of Akili. With a mysterious past and a very carefree personality how will our poor Leo survive on the dangerous place that is the ocean? Maybe there might even be more than just water included in this spicy adventure to the point you may even lose your breath. Get it? Im so funny Rated Pg-13 I guess. I suck at this

A year after Ryo and Milo have gotten together. The relationship between them is sweet , funny and to some people , confusing . Now they are off to college , with different goals , different dorms and different surroundings . And all the stupid dumb drama of growing up comes into the picture . But , there's more ; Devi is back to get herself a soul for hell . And she's got her eyes on Milo . Will Ryo be able to hold Milo from the dark temptations of the demon or will their love meet its end ... aswell as Milo's life ? It's Part two of the RyoMilo series . Love it , because come on , they have a sweet story . Happy to have my readers back for this book .

LIN XIAOLU QUOTES## Why can't you love me for who i am—-If I say I love you more than anything and that i fell in love with you the first time we met or rather i have been in love with you ever since would you still consider my feelings—- #LU CHEN'S QUOTES; I can't love someone who has already been tainted at a young age… I'm sorry.. Find out what happens i. This exciting book of love, betrayal, heartbreak and evil plotting. Will Lin Xiaolu and Lu Chen ever find a happy ending in the future or the one sided love won't be reciprocated.

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

Are you tired of lewd hentai stories, lame reincarnation and annoying system, stories which has no real depth and impact. Do you want more vivid character, a power system based on Hinduism, unexpected and mind-blowing plots, amazing detailed forshawing, amazing world buliding, quotes and philosophical values from Vedas, Bible, Quran etc.... Then I suggest you should try this as the everything single sentence in my story is peak masterpiece!!! JUST READ THE FIRST CHAPTER AND READY TO amaze BY IT'S MESMERIZING STORYTELLING ! *new chapter upload every Sunday Thursday atleast for now...

Ethan is a prince who is sold into slavery for being useless. He eventually finds himself amidst several other people like himself who make a plan for escape. The plan succeeds, but leaves him scarred for life.

The MC got bullied in his entire life in Elementary School, until when he reached High School he has known his Potential and curious to know on what is his true potential of a power he has having a Overpowered Broken Dragon. He is relatable and funny, even though in the near future that he will become the greatest Dragonite of the Kingdoms, and that's his goal.

"Daiki, a laid-back, funny high school student with a secret, lives life with a smile. His world is turned upside down when he meets Yui, a girl who enters his life through a random meeting, and an unlikely friendship. As their bond deepens, Daiki must navigate the line between the carefree persona he shows the world and the past that haunts him. Between laughter and silence, can Daiki find a way to open up, or will his unspoken fears tear everything apart?"

The highest law in this world is governed by binding contracts. A contract, an absolute law capable of breaking all worldly principles. "Man has something to wager and something to gain." This is a quote from the legend of one of the Four Holy Knights. This world is led by the Four Holy Knights. It is said that there was a golden age under their leadership, with the First Knight, a True Knight of great wisdom. The Four Holy Knights, born with an oath to protect the world. As far as the eye can see, towering mountains, hills, and farmlands along with their water sources, cool air, the chirping of birds greeting the morning—nature seems to be at peace with us. This world is truly peaceful. The people live in harmony, rejoicing in their successes after tirelessly serving time to provide for their families. A bright future indeed! Long ago, there was a prophecy that this nation would be destroyed by greed, but the future, no matter what it holds, will see someone who will bring back that golden age!

I am completely immersed in stillness. I'm hesitant to tell them how I really feel. Every time I consider that I might be to blame for who I am, my thoughts try to murder me. Despite my best efforts, I am always the one who suffers the most while dealing with them. I could only get temporary relief from my pain by committing violence against myself. This book is entirely made up of my own, detailed, uncensored unique quotes. I wish I knew how to end this suffering, but I do not.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!