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Novel Synopsis: The Rizz God System Elliot Graves has always been the punchline to someone else’s joke. A 29-year-old office worker drowning in mediocrity, he’s ignored by women, mocked by coworkers, and stuck in a life he never wanted. But when a humiliating night pushes him to his breaking point, something extraordinary happens. A mysterious system awakens within him, offering him a tantalizing deal: the power to charm anyone, the skills to seduce everyone, and the confidence to dominate the game of life. The Rizz God System transforms Elliot from a loser into an irresistible force, equipping him with tools to level up his charisma, unlock forbidden desires, and rise to the top of the social hierarchy. But power always comes at a price. As Elliot embarks on a journey filled with seduction, manipulation, and moral dilemmas, he begins to question the system’s true purpose. Is it a gift to help him reclaim his dignity, or a curse designed to exploit human desire? With every success, the stakes grow higher, the challenges darker, and the lines between love and control blur. Caught in a web of romance, rivalry, and temptation, Elliot must decide: will he conquer the system, or will it conquer him? A steamy, thrilling, and morally ambiguous story of self-discovery, The Rizz God System delves into the allure of power, the danger of unchecked ambition, and the cost of losing one’s humanity.

Veilstrum is a sprawling tale of infinite universes teetering on the brink of collapse. When Nullus, the Entity of Absolute Oblivion, sets out to consume all existence, countless worlds fall into ruin. Amid the chaos stands Arkan Veris, a young Weaver burdened by trauma, untapped potential, and a destiny he never asked for. As kingdoms clash, alliances fracture, and shadows spread, Arkan must confront the overwhelming forces of annihilation and the fear within himself. But in a cosmos where nothing is certain, and betrayal lurks behind every choice, one question remains: Can he restore balance before everything unravels into nothingness? Combining fantasy, sci-fi, and mystery, Veilstrum is a journey through infinite possibilities, where hope flickers like a single thread in a world on the edge of oblivion.

The world is a place full of mystery, and many ordinary people live their entire lives without ever glimpsing even one percent of its truth. The fate of one family was destined to be average until one rainy night, when a family member arrived at the newly married couple's door with a child born out of wedlock. Terra was about to undergo an upheaval because... the strongest was born! --------------------- This is the story of Kaizer Lunin, a young man born with a special ability that causes him to suffer from mild antisocial personality disorder. A brush with life and death awakens this power fully, turning him into one of the strongest Espers in the world! However, this also thrusts him into the hidden parts of the world, where secret societies, powerful factions, and the government clash in their bid to claim the empty title of 'strongest Esper'—a void left by a certain someone. And maybe, if he doesn’t die prematurely, Kaizer has a shot at that title himself!

In a world where gods and demons clash, Wen TianLian's fate becomes entwined with Bai Ye, the enigmatic Demon Prince. As their paths converge, an ancient prophecy unfolds, revealing a destiny that will reshape the realms. Bound by fate, TianLian and Bai Ye must navigate forbidden love, ancient secrets, and the danger of their own mortality. Can they avoid the death flags that haunt their every step and forge a new path together? Or will the eternal conflict between light and darkness tear them apart?

He was born from a divine God himself... The inheritance of the dark ages is left for his utmost control... But, it turns out that this same inheritance was used against him... in the sense that instead of helping to build the world, he used it against the world, turning it into ruins. His actions, the ramification of what he is capable of doing. Read volume one of Stillforce Odyssey: The Successor... plus the baffling thrills of both science and adventure driven Into an intense clash.

The white lotus, a legendary artifact rumored to contain the very secrets of the soul, granted its wielder otherworldly power. Countless powerful Magi from all across the universe waged an epic battle over it. When the dust settled from their fierce clash, the artifact disappeared, awaiting to be inherited by one with great destiny. Adam dreamed of breaking free from the grip of poverty, yearning for a life of riches and comfort. Yet, in a world ruled by arcane spellcasters, achieving such a dream meant becoming one himself. However, learning magic was an expensive aspiration. Not only did it require talent, but also vast resources, neither of which he had. But one day everything changed when he stumbled upon a mysterious white lotus... *** Join my discord: https://discord.gg/w4vACWwfSv

A school hostel is its own universe—a melting pot of clashing personalities, unexpected connections, and unspoken secrets. Rivalries flare, jealousy festers, and fleeting romances bloom under the watchful gaze of shared walls. Within this chaotic yet captivating world, alliances are formed and broken, friendships teeter on the edge, and every emotion feels larger than life. But in a place where bonds are as fragile as they are intense, one thing is certain: no one leaves unchanged. Step into this whirlwind of emotions, where every moment matters, and nothing is ever quite what it seems.

As a kid, Grandma's stories were all about a lovesick maid and a prince, thwarted by a villain who never quit. But here I am, waking up in a princess gown that weighs a ton, with flaming red hair and eyes like bling-bling. Seriously, universe? Turns out, I'm Meredia Seraphine Valtoria, the forgettable princess of Dukedom Saltorra. The punchline? I'm already dead in this story, a ghostly cameo before it even starts! Thanks, fate. But no more Miss Nice Princess. Royalty? Nah. Impending doom? Not my scene. With the finesse of a startled squirrel, I'm hightailing it-from that pesky villain and this ridiculous plotline.

In the heart of the Old Era, rising religions and cults clash in an unrelenting struggle for power, while the ancient force of magic wanes. The Ascended Ones—enigmatic and power-hungry—extend their influence deep into the lands of Yylagdris, seeking followers and territories for purposes shrouded in mystery. A new era has dawned with the rise of Beast Taming, a practice once limited to mages who bonded with Familiars. Now, it has become a prestigious profession, promising wealth and wonder to those who master its mysteries. The younger generation is divided: many dream of becoming Paladins, enforcers of the Ascended Ones' will. Others yearn to be Beast Tamers, uncovering the profound secrets of this evolving art. Yet, a third faction clings to the olden ways, refusing to abandon ancient traditions. Amid this turmoil, one pacifist dares to dream of changing the world—not through violence, but by ending the cycle of war and ambition. Yet, in a world consumed by conflict and conquest, where can such a dreamer find their place? ************************************* Rising Star II entry

In the bustling metropolis and the tranquil mountainside, an unexpected encounter sparks an electrifying romance fraught with danger and deception. Detective Alex Kane, grappling with amnesia after a mysterious accident, finds himself drawn to the enigmatic Mia Black, a skilled assassin on a covert mission. As Alex pieces together fragments of his forgotten past, he unwittingly unearths hidden truths that link their fates. With each passing chapter, the stakes escalate as they face betrayals, hidden identities, and a relentless conspiracy. Mia's orders to eliminate Alex clash with her growing affection for him, leading to intense confrontations and shocking revelations. Together, they unravel layers of deceit, forming an uneasy alliance to uncover the mastermind manipulating their lives. From daring rescues and life-threatening battles to heart-wrenching confessions, "Veils of Shadows" is a thrilling rollercoaster of emotions and intrigue. Amidst the chaos, Alex and Mia's bond deepens, forcing them to confront their darkest fears and secrets. But just when they believe they have uncovered the ultimate truth, another twist leaves them on the brink, questioning everything they thought they knew.

When Carl Suis, a fresh zoology graduate, lands an internship with MECCP (Mythical and Endangered Creatures Care and Protection), he expects to work with exotic animals—not be magically whisked into Mythica, a realm brimming with dragons, mermaids, and other magical creatures. What starts as a dream job quickly spirals into chaos. Feeding creatures is the least of Carl’s worries as he tackles ecosystem meltdowns, interspecies feuds, and cultural clashes straight out of a fantasy fever dream. Forget the myths—these creatures are nothing like the books said. With Mythica’s fragile world teetering on collapse and MECCP’s future at stake, Carl must rely on his zoological skills, quick thinking, and unexpected allies to save the day. But in this unpredictable land, survival means embracing the wild—and the wildly hilarious—at every turn. Can Carl protect this magical world, or will his internship be his last adventure?

In the glittering halls of royalty, power is often born from betrayal, and love can be a dangerous luxury. Gray Montclair, a woman forged by hardship and haunted by secrets, must navigate a treacherous world where family is both her greatest strength and her deepest wound. When the return of a long-lost loved one threatens to unravel the fragile peace between two kingdoms, Gray is thrust into the center of a storm that will test the bonds of loyalty, love, and forgiveness. With her enemies lurking in the shadows and her past refusing to let her go, Gray must decide how far she is willing to go to protect those she loves—even if it means confronting the bitter truth of her own bloodline. Amid whispers of betrayal, the clash of ambition, and the weight of a crown that was never meant to be hers, Gray discovers that the greatest battles are often fought within the heart.

In the kingdom of Arvalis, Princess Althea carries the burden of a fading crown and a legacy tied to the whispers of an ancient goddess. Fierce and independent, she wields her sword to protect her people, but her fiery spirit clashes with the weight of tradition. When Kaelion, a wandering swordsman with secrets of his own, crosses her path, their fates entwine in a chaotic bond of opposition and unity. Together, they must uncover the truth of a magical threat that could destroy their kingdom, even as the flames of their twin souls threaten to consume them both. In Whispers of Flame and Starlight, love and destiny collide as Althea discovers that forging her own path may be the kingdom’s only hope.

Sheng Wang's life becomes challenging when he changes schools and immediately clashes with his classmate, Jiang Tian. Things take a significant turn when Sheng Wang's father and Jiang Tian's mother decide to get married, making the two boys live together under one roof as stepbrothers. Now, Sheng Wang and Jiang Tian must navigate their new family and school life together. Unexpectedly, as the both become closer, they also find themselves developing romantic feelings for each other.

"In a world where love and truth clash, Riley Carter and Asher Hayes faces a heartbreaking choice between their past and future. With trust on the line, they must confront the consequences of their decisions and discover what truly matters."

After dying unexpectedly, Ella is reincarnated into a fantasy world as Karina Goldbrace, the Empress of the struggling kingdom of Avugon. Given a mysterious system to guide her, she must navigate court politics, rebuild her empire, and uncover her true purpose. The system, however, is glitchy and often fails at critical moments. Complicating matters is Damian Frostfeather, the arrogant yet magnetic Emperor of the neighboring kingdom of Mitira. Their constant clashes, filled with sharp banter and undeniable chemistry, teeter between rivalry and romance. As tensions rise, Ella must decide if trusting Damian could lead to salvation—or betrayal—in her quest to secure peace and her kingdom’s future.

Roya Amani, a brilliant but sociopathic writer, is infamous for her dark and tragic stories. Among her creations is Emris Malachai, the invincible yet lonely hero who meets an untimely and unfair death. When Emris inexplicably comes to life, furious at the hand that killed him, he invades Roya's world, intent on revenge. But their clash becomes something more-an electrifying battle of wits, pranks, and volatile emotions. As Roya's cold indifference meets Emris's fiery arrogance, hatred begins to blur into a dangerous attraction. Both broken in their own ways, they test the limits of control, power, and the thin line between love and destruction. In a storm of manipulation, torment, and unexpected vulnerability, they must navigate a world where the boundaries between creator and creation shatter. But as they unravel their connection, a sinister force looms, threatening to end their twisted story before it even begins.

In the heavens, a legendary battle raged between the God of War, Sael, and the Demon King, Tarath. As their powers clashed, Sael summoned all his strength to deliver a crushing blow, sending Tarath tumbling into the Pool of Reincarnation. Exhausted, Sael followed suit, falling into the pool as well. In the Chamber of Fate within the Imperial Palace in the heavens, the books of destiny began to write themselves, chronicling the rebirth of the two enemies. However, a mysterious power emanating from the books prevented the Immortal of Fate from opening them, concealing the identities of Sael and Tarath's reincarnations. On the same day, two women went into labor: the Queen, whose pregnancy was full-term, and the Commander's wife, whose labor was premature at seven months. The fate of the God of War and the Demon King remained a secret, hidden within the sealed books, as two new lives began on earth.

Ready to make people laugh out loud? How to Be a Good Comedy Author is your ultimate guide to writing comedy that’s fresh, absurd, and completely unpredictable. Whether you’re new to writing or just want to sharpen your humor, this book will take you through the essentials of creating comedy that sticks. Packed with practical tips, hilarious examples, and a whole lot of nonsense, this guide will teach you how to craft absurd situations, develop lovably ridiculous characters, and use timing to deliver punchlines that leave readers laughing. From creating random, surreal moments to embracing the chaos of comedy writing, you’ll learn how to make every page more ridiculous than the last. Forget the rules—this book is all about having fun with your writing, breaking boundaries, and making your audience laugh till they cry. Get ready to turn your wildest ideas into comedic gold!

In a world where dreams and values often clash, a young woman on the edge of financial collapse is presented with a life-changing offer from a powerful, mysterious CEO. He wants her to be his wife—at least in the eyes of the world. It’s a convenient arrangement, one that promises wealth, security, and a way out of the mess she never should’ve been in. Caught between sticking to her principles and the temptation of a life she never imagined, she’s faced with a decision that could change everything.

Every Cultivation transmigrator would begin their journey with ignorance. Ye Chen, who was originally from Earth, unexpectedly transmigrated to the Fantasy world after crashing with Truck-Kun. Of course, like every Protagonist, he had a gold finger with a female seductive spirit in an ancient ring. But he also had many mysteries hidden beneath him, as he discovered on his great adventure. This was our protagonist's first journey: every attractive female fell over him with simply his sight, but there was another person. This pig-featured man was maliciously reincarnated into this fantasy world with the appearance of a third-rate villain, and he snatched all of the heroines as our protagonist flirted with other females. This story will be the epic clash between the Transmigrator and Reincarnator....... Tags- #Netori #Dark

In a galaxy torn by war, Princess Aelira, a rebellious Zelorian outcast, and General Caelum, a hardened human soldier, are forced together at a fragile peace summit. Despite their mistrust and clashing worlds, a dangerous attraction ignites between them. As political sabotage and a shocking kidnapping threaten to destroy the peace, Aelira and Caelum must work together to uncover the truth. But ancient prophecies and their undeniable connection reveal a destiny that could unite their peoples or doom them all. Fated Across Worlds, is a gripping tale of forbidden love, intergalactic conflict, and the power of fate.

A "Breaking Into Your Heart" Story. Since she's been a little girl, she has known the true nature of men: cunning, shameless, and selfish. The not so trustworthy opposite sex has left a deep mark withing her, something she has been fighting with as boys started to become more and more appealing to her eyes. Cassidy loves her best friend, the reason she's been freaking out lately, as Isabelle has just hooked up with the hottest guy in school. It is all fine now, her best friend was happy, and she was starting to relax about her new brother-in-law seemed like a good person. That, until his hot best friend showed in scene. It was unexpected, like those electric shocks you get when you touch someone out of the blue. They scare the shit out of you, but when you pay close attention, it was only to find that electric balance withing yourself. Will this clash between opposites actually work out?

*Now revamping on Royal Road* Helen has a secret. One that only she and her family know of. A secret that haunts her nights and disturbs her dreams. Used and defiled in circumstances that bring her more terror than shame Helen now sees the world as a terrifying place. Locked away in her home and scared to set foot outside due to her paranoia Helen finds herself introduced to the first-ever VRMMORPG Creator Online. As a tool to try to get over her fear of humans, Helen agrees to play. But things are not as simple as it seems and Creator Online is not what is expected. When realities clash and worlds meet maybe a little paranoia can save the day. ************ 2chspters/day UPLOAD TIMES - 18:00 GMT

Julia is twenty-two when she is forced to marry Alexander who is thirty-four to save her parent's business and legacy. She is determined to make it work, but Alexander does not want anything to do with her as he can't stand her. He has a girlfriend that he loves and is very cold towards Julia as he feels it's her fault for the arranged marriage. This is all strictly business to him but what will happen when these two ideologies clash? [READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!]

After Stargaze Family executed his family, Noel Ardagan embarked on his journey, restoring his family name with the help of a System. "What? How the heck did she get it before me? The system told me that I'm the only one who knows about it!" Noel Ardagan cursed in anger, "That conniving murdering woman!" "At this point in time, only I should be aware about this tomb. But how did he find out about it?" Anna Stargaze, even after her reincarnation, couldn’t comprehend Noel's actions. The clash between of a person holding a system and a reincarnator who knows everything in the future is about to start.

In a mystical world divided between two opposing nations, Umbra and Lumin, darkness and light clash in an unending balance. At the heart of this divide stand two legendary Dragon Gods—brothers bound by destiny to protect the borders between their realms. But harmony shatters when the sinister elves and goblins of Umbra launch a daring attack, kidnapping the royal family of Lumin. Now, the fate of the light rests in the hands of Prince Edward, heir to the Solaryn legacy. Joined by his loyal elf companions, Edward embarks on a perilous quest to rescue his family, forge new alliances, and uncover hidden truths about the power of light and darkness. With thrilling battles, heartfelt moments, and an unforgettable cast of characters, this epic adventure is perfect for fans of Dragon Ball and Naruto. A tale of action, comedy, and unyielding determination awaits—are you ready to dive in

When Earth's spiritual energy awakens, Alex Johnson, an unassuming youth from the small nation of Amagon, gains a mysterious ability that defies the very laws of the planetary system. Unlike others bound by the system's rules, Alex’s unique "Infinite Modus Operandi" generates infinite energy, breaking the limits of power progression and propelling him toward a destiny beyond comprehension. As ancient realms resurface and legendary treasures return, the empires of the world race to cultivate their next generation of geniuses. However, Alex's path is anything but ordinary. While others rely on the planetary system, Alex charts a course reminiscent of the ancestors, unlocking secrets that the overseers never intended to reveal. Thrown into a treacherous expedition to the Mystic Caverns, Alex faces rival prodigies, political intrigue, and mysteries that challenge the very fabric of existence. Will he rise above the ranks, uncover the truth of his abilities, and reclaim the forgotten glory of Earth's ancestors? The stage is set for an epic clash of systems, destinies, and power as Alex embarks on a journey to claim his place as the Ruler of Infinity.

Megan and Diego have always been at odds. From their first encounter in high school, their personalities clashed like oil and water. Megan, a headstrong artist, values creativity and independence, while Diego, a pragmatic business-minded individual, prioritizes structure and success. Over the years, their rivalry intensified, marked by passive-aggressive encounters against each other. However, their lives take an unexpected turn when they discover that their parents have orchestrated an arranged marriage between them, believing that their differing strengths will create the perfect partnership. Both are initially outraged, seeing the arrangement as a prison sentence rather than a union. Megan dreams of escaping her traditional upbringing, while Diego resents the idea of being tied down by someone he cannot stand.

What happens when two Authors clash for control of a single story? In a world spiraling toward collapse, only one can write the ending. But which Author truly deserves that pen? (an “Author”) is thrown into a world resembling his original manuscript, only to realize that another mysterious author has tampered with it. The world now has different storylines, altered characters, and secret systems no longer under his control. His goal? To regain narrative control, unravel the author who manipulated his work, and protect the world from spiraling into chaos.