Massive Forehead Jokes

Miss Vanderbilt is busy eating, sleeping, and teaching scumbags how to be a decent person! Mr. Russo is busy chasing Miss Vanderbilt, chasing Miss Vanderbilt, and chasing Miss Vanderbilt again! "Isn't CEO Russo said to be a gentleman of clear mind and restrained desire?" Mr. Russo squintingly leans back on the sofa, moving leisurely and elegantly, "Sweetie, call me Husband.” Mrs. Russo holds her forehead and looks at that face, suddenly remembering the thing that just happened— That look, clearly icy cold yet she can't be absent from it, it simply forces people into crime!

Bai Xiaosheng, an ordinary worker, inherited a two-trillion-dollar world-class conglomerate! According to the will, he had to start from the bottom and embark on a journey of job promotion. He unlocked layer upon layer of system support functions, accessed massive funds, and dominated various industries within the group's subsidiaries, leading a triumphant life. "Let me tell you a secret," he said, "even though I'm an employee, in reality, I am your boss!"

Female Protagonist | No Romance "Isn't it only natural that the heavens give handouts to the best?" Alchemy Ennis, ranked first In the popular MMOTD game Ancients of Ascension, was celebrating the announcement of the new massive update with her friends when she was suddenly dragged into the world she once conquered. Will she fall to the new dangers and mysteries? Or will she rise to the top once again?

The world of Neo-Empyrean, a sprawling futuristic city built on the ruins of the Old World, thrives and survives thanks to its elite Hunters—warriors blessed with the Leveling System. These individuals gain XP from slaying monsters and completing portal-related missions, making them humanity's only defense against Portal Breaks—massive invasions of monsters that pour out like waves of destruction. Carter Hayes is anything but elite. He's a Level 3 "Hunter," stuck in a system where the average citizen without combat experience starts at Level 5. His stats are abysmal, his skills laughable, and his peers see him as a joke. But Carter doesn't care. He refuses to chase power, believing that fighting the monsters is futile in the grand scheme of things. Instead, he lives quietly in a crumbling apartment, working as a low-tier scavenger around breached portals. However, Carter's apathy is tested when an Abyssal Portal—an anomaly that no Hunter team has ever survived—opens in the heart of the city. As the government scrambles to respond, Carter finds himself trapped inside the portal during a scavenging run, surrounded by monsters far beyond his level. But instead of dying, he discovers a glitch in the Leveling System—one that doesn’t make him stronger, but might just make him useful in ways no one ever imagined.

AVATAR SAGA is a massive MMORPG that offers player different worlds based on their preferred genre, however, due to a huge drop in revenue and the ambition to keep the game running. A cut was necessary and thus began the event, INFINITE REALMS. REALMS VS REALMS... The one who wins it all would mean the survival of their very own Realms.

A princess was born in the middle of the month when the moon was emitting its light. Its beautiful light is blue like the blue of natural Burmese blue jade. Then, his forehead also has a birthmark in the shape of a crescent moon sparkling in bluish white. Born into a royal family, it was very difficult for Hee Yueyin—the princess's name—to make true friends. An incident brings Hee Yueyin together with a man from an enemy clan. Now the prince of the Qi kingdom, named Li Zhuang. They meet and experience tragedy, romance, happiness and tears together.

What do you do if you wake up one morning to a seriously infuriating note from your sister and a dog... no scratch that. Two dogs. ------ "At this rate I'm never going to have peace again, am I?" "I don't know what you want me to do about it" "Get out" "What about Cello?" "You named her? She can stay, you can leave, I don't need a babysitter" 'Especially not one that talks like the world will end if he doesn't.' "No thank you, we grew attached in the time it took for you to open the door for us and now there's no way to separate!" He put a hand to his forehead like a damsel about to collapse and as if on cue, the beagle barked to make her presence known, then he stared at the brunette, deadpan. And the brunette stared right back. 'Seriously irritating...'

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

A massive meteor blocked the sunlight, plunging the Earth into darkness, which then allowed alien creatures to invade the planet. Amidst the destruction, Abraham, a father, must fight to protect his daughter who suffers from arthritis caused by a vitamin D deficiency. In addition to surviving the presence of mysterious creatures, Abraham must also find a way to treat his daughter’s illness in a world enveloped in darkness and full of dangerous threats.

An orphan named Tyson who was a biggest fan of dragon ball franchise died due to a bomb blast got his soul merged with saiyan son goku aka kakarot when he hit his head at the age of 3 when grandpa Gohan adopted him now Tyson's soul merged with Goku what are the changes it will cause in this alternative timeline. points to note :- It's an alternative universe so some characters will be genderbended. Goku will be powerful than his canon counterpart. Timeline follows dragon ball super line but I may include characters from fan mangs and non canon characters and transformations. This Goku will have harem but not an massive harem . The harem is upto 10 members no other anime travels no other anime waifus only girls from dragon ball franchise. side characters like earthlings will have powerups but not so massive. Goku will have more kids apart from Gohan and goten.

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

A Girl ran through a forest shrouded in a deep fog. She was a young swordsman with long blue hair flowing behind him as she moved. Above his hempen clothing, he wore light iron armor and an iron forehead protector. The sword in his right hand, though somewhat small, was sturdily made. Why she was running and who is she a great mystery just started.

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

a story about a boy and a girl named avon and sara they lived peacefully in a peaceful village one day out of nowhere a massive attack against the village by the nonhumans or what they call them creatures avon and sara survived after witnessing a massacre against his family and people now its his time to take revenge in the name of humanity and to make it clear to all the nonhumans that the humans are the dominant one

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

It all came all of a sudden. My father got remarried. And I got myself a sister. "Wait! My stepmother is kind. And rather rich." "My sister is the idol; I had always liked her for so long." [Just as a fan.] "And with that, my high school life took a massive turn." [I am a reincarnator and a genius to boot with an artist system.] [So, what do you think?] [Welcome to my story.]

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

Long ago, two opposing groups, the elementals, and the physicals, once coexisted peacefully. However, discovering a legendary cursed sword, the Katsuki ninjato sword, by an elemental named Haruki shatters that peace. Haruki, a cryo elemental, found the sword known for possessing its wielder with dangerous instincts. He made a critical mistake by revealing the sword to the physicals, which triggered a massive war between the two factions. Now, in the year 2105, the war continues. Both the elementals and the physicals are divided into specific categories, each with their unique abilities and roles.

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Edward Collins, the son of the most world know billionaire in the city of Barcelona. Edward got the greatest shock of his life, when he find out that he's a supernatural being. A one night within five months change his life. He stares at himself in the mirror with a silky long horn right on his forehead, and fangs from his mouth with claws dragging out of his hands, and his eyes turned blue,........... out of fear he staggered and his eyes became blurry,then he fainted. An unknown message change his life.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

In a fabled land, in a not too distant past, in a world that few know about, a warrior arises in the wake of a massive war that nearly wiped the entire civilization out as it was once known. In the ashes a "phoenix" rises. Who is he? Where is he? When is he? The truth lies within himself.

War! A kingdom in flames! The Kingdom of Albulon has come into intense conflict with multiple houses vying for control of the crown. Massive armies clash and great cities are plundered, none are safe from slaughter. While battles rage all around, the young Abathea must follow her mentor, the Knight Jakob Wren, into the crucible of war that will change the events of the realm forever.

Shadow will meet someone that he has not expected and this will also start a reunion arc, but this is also leads into a massive major warfare in 3 major continents, Asia, Europe and Africa, this will be lead by the Serpent Hands to kill and genocide humankind, they first begin to execute the catholic popes and throw their heads to the public eyes and spread propaganda about religion, they said religions are opium, religions are just nightmares. Religions is how the Priest, the people who control the majority to believe in them and will make them rich and richer, this also will lead into Many other religion breakdowns, this will lead humanity to a new era, the fall of the rights and believers. Shadow will also encounter some people that might have caused the event, and 3 other International Organization will likely join them. The Corruption index of GOC will increase in 2028, leading to a massive destruction from the inside, forcing them to save their budgets, making them not the main lead in this war. How will shadow end this or will this lead to a massive catastrophe?!

A massive alien ship crashes into the Pacific, sending shockwaves across Earth. Pulsing with strange energy, it broadcasts a chilling message: "HELP US." As governments race to uncover its origins, President Julia Halstead and General Nathan Price discover the ship is alive—part of a dark cosmic conflict that threatens humanity's survival. Eternity’s Edge is a gripping sci-fi thriller about first contact and the battle for existence.

A hundred thousand years ago, a massive war erupted among cultivators. Countless immortals perished, the path of cultivation was broken, and once the conflict ended, the world was covered in tombs. Now, a hundred thousand years after the final legend disappeared, Long Feng, the leader of tomb raiders, arrives. Equipped with the Tome of Life and Death, he seeks answers to pressing questions.