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Lin Ziyin, modern day mechanical professor especially hired by the school, had the potential for great achievement in her field. However, due to family reasons, she could only treat her mechanical research and teaching as a secondary job, pouring all her energy into the farm and the food business before. Despite her low-key approach, she was unable to suppress her sister's rage, and a furious car crash sent her straight to ancient times. Indeed, she had excellent character, so why did the heavens send her to the sparsely populated Northern Land. Known as the death zone, those who were banished to this borderland would spend their lives and perish there. However, Lin Ziyin was quite satisfied with her own identity. Even if she had lost the protection of her parents, she still had the protection of her siblings and grandfather. Of course, she also had her younger brother and nephew at home who needed her protection. This abundance of familial love was enough to compensate for the hardships caused by poverty at home. Poverty, she wasn't afraid of, as she had experience in farming. With large swathes of uncultivated land, the Northern Land was practically custom-made for her. The heavy workload didn't matter either, she was proficient in designing all kinds of small tools. Whether it was the emperor's absurdity, not providing aid to the border king, or the shameless Tatars that would rob them frequently, none of these posed a problem for her. She could think of solutions for everything. It wasn't uncommon for the border king to tell everyone how lucky he was to have married such a wonderful queen!

A magical world where everyone has a word engraved onto their soul upon their birth, which dictates their personalities and powers. A single man who has the word "SOUL" is the only person capable of using other people's powers at the cost of onset insanity due to imprinting other words onto their soul. Someone to save, someone to kill, and multiple people in a single soul... what could go wrong?

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"Love's Poet" is a poignant narrative that delves into the intricacies of a relationship, where love and pain coexist. The protagonist, embodying the role of a poet, navigates the highs and lows of love, encapsulating their journey through verse. Despite enduring hurt and misunderstanding, the poet's unwavering devotion leads them to seek understanding and forgiveness, crafting their emotions into beautifully crafted lines. Through the power of poetry, they immortalize the essence of their love, transcending the challenges they face. As the tale unfolds, "Love's Poet" becomes a testament to the enduring strength of love, where even amidst pain, the bond between two souls remains unbreakable.

The world awakens, dungeons form, animals and plants mutate, the gods spectate the world's happenings and find people they think are interesting, and humans gain powers and systems that are tailored to them (They're all the same thing, just with different designs). The usual stuff. It just so happens that our main character's version of the system is, for better or lack of words...flawed. --- Disclaimer: NSFW content will be marked accordingly: N+ for 18+, N- for darker themes, and N for a mix of both. Updates will aim for a chapter every week, with the potential for more depending on my schedule. Your feedback and ideas are greatly appreciated, even if it's just a "good job" or complete negativity. Questions are also welcome.

Andra si Lidah Emas telah mati, tapi tidak dengan jiwanya. Setelah mengambang dalam kehampaan, seseorang bicara padanya. Dan memberikan kesempatan padanya. Sekarang ia berada di dalam tubuh seorang ksatria yang sangat kuat, Edward van Einzswerg. Yang ada di kepalanya hanya bagaimana melenyapkan seluruh dunia. Dengan kemampuan bertarungnya yang hebat dan sihir perintah mutlak.

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The MC is Yun. She is an orphan currently sixteen. Her parents both die of RPI deficiency, which is a rare disease, at a tender age of 3. Then she was left to her neighbours as the police couldn't seem to find her relatives. Then she dies. A shot in the knees to Yun can be easily be fatal for the unluckiest girl in history.

This collection of poems captures the wandering thoughts of my mind—moments of reflection, fleeting emotions, and the quiet whispers of my heart. Each verse is a glimpse into the world within, unraveling the delicate threads of joy, pain, nostalgia, and hope. Through these words, I invite you to join me on a journey through the landscapes of the mind, where feelings are expressed freely and truths are discovered quietly. Let this book be a mirror to your own heart, a place where words come alive and the soul finds its voice.

after being left by his dad, his last ally in the entire world, arthur was left alone to fend for himself. hes not powerful nor smart but he has courage and will try his hardest to survive.

In my previous life, I was brutally killed by my good brother and my beloved girlfriend. In this life, I will make you pay the price! In this life, I frantically stock up on supplies and will take revenge on that couple and my nearby good neighbors. I am a novice. Please bear with me.

Naranasan mo na bang magmahal nang akala mo'y mahal ka rin niya? Yung minahal mo siya nang todo, pero sa huli'y masasaktan ka pa rin pala niya. Ako, oo. And it was a painful goodbye, pero tatak pa rin sa puso ko ang sinabi niya. Tatak na tatak! Ang tángà ko naman para magpaloko ako sa kaniya. It's been five months, but I still haven't moved on from what he said and did to me.

Ava Blanton was a condemned criminal, later the unwitting vessel for a botched transmigration that had left her consciousness welded with fragmented memories of an unknown Earth woman. Their minds imperfectly combined, Ava battled an identity crisis. Emotions, desires, and experiences that were both native and foreign flitted through her mind. Torn between two imperfect lives, Ava faced higher states of psychological turmoil in which she couldn't quite be sure where one self ended and another started.

If wisdom was a course taught in schools, trust me, it would be the most extensive and expensive course ever. But nah... it has nothing to do with IQ or being smart. It is rather more of spiritual than natural.

Ye Xiao transmigrated into a world that combined several books, becoming the true heiress who was finally found. She thought she would finally have good days ahead. But it turned out, the Ye Family were all antagonists! Thankfully, she had a golden finger that could modify the plot. The elder brother's fiancee was pregnant with someone else's child, and married him under duress. Seven years later, her genius son found his real father, and in pursuit of a family reunion, drove the elder brother to suicide. This time. The heroine said tearfully, "I really do like you." Just add a word. The heroine said tearfully, "I really do like your money." The second brother was a god-like actor, pursued by an innocent young actress. However, the jealous patron behind the innocent actress flew into a rage and ruined the second brother's life. The innocent actress weakly fell into the second brother's arms. Just change one word. The innocent actress weakly bounced into the second brother's arms. Everyone was stunned. A three-meter jump on the spot, the Olympics welcome you. The third brother was a god in E-sports, with an assistant who was a klutzy sweet fool, always causing trouble. Eventually, she caused a huge disaster, and when the third brother fired her in a rage, he was accused of being cold and heartless by everyone. The klutzy sweet fool blinked her big eyes: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it." Remove a word. The klutzy sweet fool blinked her big eyes: "I'm sorry. I really did mean it." Ye Xiao herself fared even worse, constantly being humiliated by the fake heiress and her bratty boyfriend, ending up in a miserable state. This time. The male lead walked up to her with a knife. Just change to. The male lead knelt down in front of her with a knife. Start by kneeling and repenting properly! As she modified the story, the fate of the whole family of villains changed, and she, too, became the super beloved of the family.

In a World were the strong make and break the rules, how are the weak and upcoming cultivators survive?. Are they to bow and summit to greater power? or fight for the own destiny? "These worlds and these people will burn, l will burn it all up" Raiel Said. Warning alert. It's a slow pace novel but l guarantee you won't regret reading it.. Secondly, English is not my first language, so if you notice any incorrect or misuse of words or sentences, please feel free to point it out, l promise l will better myself...

Following the urge for a better life Yani a 22 year-old girl lives her hometown to the city of Las vegas She fines herself in a situation she's not able to tell a word to anything that breathes Let's see what the future holds for her

Doomsday + rebirth + stockpiling + survival + infinite space + revenge in the dark The world has entered the Ice Age, the Ice Doomsday is coming, and 95% of the planet's human imagination is exhausted! In the previous life, Joy was killed by the people she helped because of her kindness. Reborn back to a month before the Ice Doomsday, Joy awakened the space ability and began to hoard supplies crazily! Short of supplies? He directly emptied a warehouse worth tens of billions of dollars in a super-value shopping mall! Not comfortable living? Build a super fortress for him that is comparable to the Doomsday Fortress! When the Doomsday comes, others are frozen like dogs, and they can give up everything for a bite of food. But Joy lives more freely than before the Doomsday. Bitch: Joy, as long as you let me into your house, I will agree to be your girlfriend. Rich second generation: Joy, I am willing to use all my money to exchange for a meal in your house. Beast neighbors: Joy, you should share supplies with us, you shouldn't be so selfish! Looking at these people who hated her in her previous life, Joy lived a comfortable life in a safe house. Joy: What does your love, whether it lasts or not, have to do with it? I won’t give my things to you even if I feed them to the dogs!

Mike is a unique man whose intention is purely to have women around. He first had a love engagement with Sheila before they parted ways. The reason was breaking up with sheila was due to his infidelity character. Sheila moves on and gets married immediately. Three months later, Mike tries to reach out to Sheila, a move that almost destabilized the marriage. Out of frustrations, Mike contacts Sasha, a lady he had met the previous day on the street. He categorically makes a request for a visit to her home, which she accepted willingly. On arrival, Mike realizes that Sasha is too different from Sheila, she can't event take part in house chores. The circumstance forced Sasha to have a sleep at Mike's place. Mike is called by a friend at midnight and he complies to attend a night party, leaving Sasha behind. At the party, Mike meets a lady who eventually got glued to him, making a hard decision to marry her. He hides the lady, Praxidis at the friends place and goes to see Sasha off only to find Sasha relaxed. Realizing that Sasha was there to stay, he avoids his friend Brian who had offered to host his lady, praxidis for a while. Life in marriage was not smooth as usual. Occasionally with challenges that he dealt with carefully so as to keep their marriage going. Sasha, the wife was so dramatic, a day could barely end without confronting the husband. Meanwhile, Brian eventually is forced to marry Praxidis,

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Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!