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Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

In a world where magic and technology coexist, a once-prosperous kingdom now faces dark times under the threat of a race from another world. The paladins, guardians of peace, have fallen into disgrace, and only a few stand firm against the growing threats. Among them, a young man from a distant kingdom, with a past marked by internal struggles and secrets, seeks redemption as he navigates his emotions and duty. The story follows a diverse group of characters, each with unique abilities and personal conflicts, as they face dangerous missions, magical mysteries, and a world that seems to be falling apart. On their journey, they confront their own fears and prejudices, forging unexpected bonds and challenging the limits of what it means to be a hero. With a combination of action, psychological drama, and touches of romance, this narrative explores themes of redemption, acceptance, and the eternal conflict between light and darkness, both in the world and within each character. What you’ll find in this story: Many kingdoms with diverse races, magic, technology, beings from other worlds, romance, no harem, a rich story with lively characters, extensive lore, skill progression, growth, and much more. Discover all that The Change In Life has to offer! Versión en español disponible, ve a mi perfil y allí estará. Nombre: El Cambio En La Vida. New cover every month! This story is an original draft created solely by me, with no AI involved in the development of characters, storyline, or world. All content is my own work, 'RSKLEO'. Many things could change in the final version of the book. Although these are final drafts, virtually all of these chapters will be in the book, which will of course include much more: improvements, tweaks, additional details, and more about the story of this world. The draft is currently being published on Webnovel, Inkspired y Royal Road. © 2023-2025 Aarón René Porras Gutiérrez as RSKLEO. All rights reserved. This work is protected by copyright and other applicable laws. Reproduction, distribution or exhibition of this work in whole or in part is prohibited. If you want to collaborate or do something else, contact me through one of my social networks or through my email: 6rskleo8@gmail.com or rskleo8@gmail.com

En un rincón del mundo donde la lógica ha decidido tomarse unas vacaciones permanentes, se encuentra "Ayuda Mundiales", un centro de asistencia que se ha convertido en el epicentro de las catástrofes más absurdas y disparatadas. Allí, un grupo de lunáticos, cada uno más excéntrico que el anterior, recibe llamadas de todo el planeta pidiendo ayuda para situaciones que van desde lo cómico hasta lo surrealista. Nuestro protagonista, un optimista incorregible que también es considerado un lunático por su inusual forma de ver la vida, se une a Estella, una ingeniosa y sarcástica operadora que ha aprendido a navegar entre la locura del lugar. Juntos, deberán enfrentarse a clientes que les piden resolver problemas como un volcán que escupe helados, una plaga de gatos que han decidido hacerse con el control de una ciudad o un grupo de extraterrestres que solo quieren aprender a bailar salsa. Mientras intentan salvar el día, el dúo se verá envuelto en enredos cómicos, malentendidos hilarantes y situaciones absurdas que pondrán a prueba su ingenio y amistad. En un mundo donde la locura es la norma, ¿podrán Estella y nuestro protagonista encontrar la manera de sobrevivir y, tal vez, incluso salvar a los locos que los rodean? Con un humor desbordante y una crítica a las absurdidades de la vida moderna, "Ayuda Mundiales" te llevará a un viaje donde la única regla es que no hay reglas, y la risa es la mejor medicina. ¡Prepárate para una aventura donde la locura es solo el comienzo!

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Dano, un investigador privado con la extraña ayuda de Danthor, una entidad misteriosa con forma de gato-slime, se embarca en un caso inquietante: la desaparición de jóvenes mujeres sin conexión aparente. Acompañado por Ari, su inteligente ayudante y secreto objeto de su afecto, Dano sigue pistas llenas de intriga, comedia inesperada y giros dramáticos. Juntos deben desenmascarar a un sospechoso aparentemente inofensivo mientras enfrentan desafíos que pondrán a prueba su ingenio, valentía y lealtad mutua. Una combinación única de misterio, humor y tensión que mantendrá al lector al borde de su asiento. Historia inspirada en @danostreams Todos los derechos reservados

Elvira tem uma vida calma desde que chegou ao novo mundo, abraçando a sua natureza insensível e sombria. O mundo onde ela está agora é harmonioso, embora seja bastante hierarquizado. Múltiplas espécies habitam este mundo e todas a conhecem, ou pelo menos, conhecem o seu nome. A única coisa com que todos concordam para além dos seus muitos nomes é com a quantidade de poder que ela exerce. Novo e antigo, vasto, luminoso e sombrio , o poder da mulher prateada não é nada que alguém tenha visto antes. Lúcios é um jovem pai solteiro de uma linda bruxinha que sofre constantes ameaças graças à natureza incomum do seu poder. Encurralado com uma ameaça por parte da família da falecida mãe da sua filha, Lúcios decide que procurar refugio na floresta é a melhor opção, já que, sendo um ômega com nenhum poder ofensivo, ele não tem como os defender. Já na floresta , Lúcios e a pequena Lília encontram um castelo antigo. Lúcios conhece a lenda por trás do habitante do castelo, a mulher prateada, e decide pedir a sua ajuda para manter a sua filha segura. Elvira concorda, por um preço. Também presente no Wattpad no meu perfil @SaraSimes765. Esta história é de minha autoria e todos os seus direitos estão reservados.

CLUP es una aplicación de citas que crea perfiles psicológicos con la finalidad de conectar a sus usuarios con otros solteros con los que puedan ser compatibles. La aplicación pide tres o más palabras claves que describan a esa pareja ideal, luego te la sirve como comida rápida para que elijas cuál te gusta más. El problema es que no toda compatibilidad es sana y en algunos casos puede llegar a ser autodestructiva.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Belinda sempre sonhou em brilhar nos palcos de Los Angeles, mas, após se formar em artes cênicas, descobre que uma cidade das estrelas pode ser implacável. Entre auditorias fracassadas e empregos temporários, ela começa a questionar se tem o que é preciso para alca Em meio a um dia especialmente sombrio, um encontro inesperado muda tudo: ao ver uma jovem em perigo, Belinda não hesita em agir, lançando-se em uma situação que colocará não apenas sua coragem à prova, mas também a fluxo a um universo que ela nunca imaginou Enquanto tenta os desafios de sua carreira com as consequências de seu ato heróico, Belinda descobrirá que, o maior papel de sua vida ainda está por vir, mas não da maneira que ela imaginara. Após salvar a garota, Belinda descobre que a jovem, carrega segredos perigosos. Fugindo de um passado obscuro, e que ela precisa de proteção, e Belinda, sem saber exatamente o que está enfrentando, sente que deve continuar ajudando-a. Enquanto sua vida vira de cabeça para baixo, Belinda é arrastada para um mundo de intrigas, perseguições e conexões inesperadas . No processo, ela encontrará aliados improváveis, e enigmáticos. Em meio aos perigos crescentes, Belinda começa a enxergar paralelos entre os papéis que interpretou no teatro e os desafios reais que agora enfrenta. A linha entre atuar e ser autêntica nunca foi tão tênue, e cada escolha pode redefinir não só o seu destino mas de muitas pessoas. No coração dessa jornada, Belinda aprenderá que heroínas não surgem apenas nos roteiros e que, às vezes, os holofotes mais iluminam nossos roteiros.

[Mana Blade] sheesh Finally Dead 'So many Portals are opening and going through breakout. It's the 3rd one. I was just going to the restaurant for a team Party and take the day off' 'No use complaining ,Should have taken the Hover Taxi. what is going on though, this is abnormal ,A portal at least stay stabilize for 10 days but all 3 of them just opened and got into Breakout' Crimson light reflected from the wall ,just as I was going to look to trace it from where it was coming A sudden surge of mana engulfed around my body. The sheer density of it was enough to stun a average Hunters. Damn a Crimson Portal . Never thought I gonna use this skill here but even I cannot Solo these Monsters. If the previous encounter with Breakout was any clue. Oh Well [TELEPORT] [You have Been Teleported to your Last marked Location] [Skill 'TELEPORT' Is on Cool Down For 1 Week] 'I need to call Association to Let them know ' As I opened my Halographic panel to Call the Association , | ABNORMAL PORTAL ACTIVITY | Clicking on the Headline ,the Halogram extended showing the NEWS . Large Amount of Portal Breakout is Happening around the world , "Any Citizen who are in the of the Portal Area are requested to Please go to the Nearest Safety Hall" ,A middle age women said. _____________________________________________________________ | VOLUME : 4 END | AN: I AM THANKFUL TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THIS NOVEL. THE NEXT VOLUME WILL BE RELEASED ON DECEMBER 2023. « VOLUME 5: CATASTROPHE" » THANK YOU _____________________________________________________________ Sempei: I wonder how many percentage of population will he kill in the next volume. LOL Asura: Reading all of his previous Novel I can say maye half of the population atleast. I mean any Volume which he named as CATASTROPHE has atleast 50 % kills. Dao Cultivator: Dude you are underestimated him too much ,many of his works has 80% to 93% kills. Asura: True ,But i think it would be less this Time. since population of this NOVEL has in million. Sempai: It was in 800 million or more. Dao Cultivatior: RIP Asura: RIP Sempei: RIP Gato: RIP DIO:. RIP ... ... ... Reader: RIP _________________________________________________________________ Typing RIP to continue the legacy while wondering why are they even talking about though I get where they are coming from . This author does like to massacre the population in the middle of the story. | The Tale of the Hunters | This Novel revolves around the different Main Characters ir better said Protagonist . It is sometimes

(Serie cancelada, en mi perfil encontraran un remake que estoy haciendo arreglando los defectos de la historia y mejorando la narracion) Kaeleen ha vivido toda su vida en las sombras de la desesperación, acosado por sus compañeros, rechazado por su propia familia y traicionado por aquellos en quienes confiaba. La depresión lo lleva al borde de una decisión irreversible: el suicidio. Pero cuando decide acabar con su sufrimiento, algo impensable sucede. En lugar de encontrar el fin, es transportado a Aether, un mundo regido por la magia, criaturas fantásticas y misterios insondables. Aether es un lugar implacable, donde ser débil es equivalente a estar muerto. Kaeleen, junto a cientos de jóvenes como él, se ve obligado a participar en un peligroso proceso para obtener un núcleo de mana que le permita sobrevivir. Pero el costo es alto: el proceso mata a la mayoría de los convocados, dejando solo a unos pocos con la capacidad de aprovechar la energía vital del mundo. Mientras lucha por entender este nuevo mundo y su propio poder, Kaeleen se enfrenta a una revelación inquietante: posee una afinidad rara y temida con el mana oscuro. Los susurros a su alrededor se intensifican, y ni siquiera la princesa Selene puede ocultar su miedo ante su presencia. Incluso el caballero Sir Aldric lo mira con desprecio. ¿Por qué? ¿Qué secretos esconde Aether, y qué significa la presencia del mana oscuro en Kaeleen? Acompañado por Borik, un hombre que ha visto tanto sufrimiento como él, Kaeleen deberá decidir en quién confiar mientras las tensiones entre sus nuevos compañeros aumentan. ¿Es Kaeleen una amenaza para este mundo o su salvador? Y lo más aterrador de todo: ¿quién es realmente él?

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

Alguém que já reencarnou várias vezes agora reencarnou como algo diferente...

Yuki é um jovem tranquilo e perspicaz, com uma paixão por gatos. Em certo dia em uma biblioteca, seu destino si cruza com o de uma jovem de exuberantes cabelos vermelhos. Esse encontro inesperado desperta nele sentimentos profundos pela moça. No entanto, Yuki está prestes a descobrir que a partir desse momento sua vida jamais será a mesma.

El mundo necesitaba un héroe, pero el destino tuvo un cambio de planes. diferentes métodos, pero ¿tendrán el mismo resultado? un psicópata reencarnado en una novela de fantasía como el hijo de un noble. muchos han tenido estas mismas oportunidades para al final terminar con resultados patéticos. muchos dicen poder hacer TODO para ganar al final, pero realmente no son conscientes de lo que realmente implica el TODO. esta historia trata de un bastardo loco que busca salvar el mundo por aburrimiento o tal vez ¿haya otra razón? (ADVERTENCIA: el protagonista realmente no es malo, pero al tener un trastorno psicópata su moral es realmente ambigua, podría matar a un niño inocente sin remordimiento, pero luego no podría dañar a un gato porque su cara le resulta graciosa, ese tipo de discrepancias visibles en un psicópata es lo busco retratar. al ser psicópata no es que sea incapaz de sentir emociones solo que no es empático con otras personas que no sean el mismo, pero eso no le impide sentir cosas por otras personas solo que no sabe expresar bien las emociones que siente. es ese tipo de cosas en las que busco profundizar)

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it

O mundo Douluo deve muitos heróis que deixaram sua marca na história. Novos heróis vem surgindo um atrás do outro, novas lendas se erguem. Mas, vai existir uma nova lenda, uma nova história, que vai marcar nesse universo. - (Essa uma versão remake da original, porém, eu tô mudando um pouco a história, nomes e a rota original. Mas, o perfil dos personagens vai ser os mesmos.)