Waifus Tetas

Finn, your average college student with one noble goal: get home and watch some quality adult content in peace. Tragically, fate had other plans. A truck barreled toward him… then stopped halfway. The driver locked eyes with Finn— and hit him anyway. Now he’s dead. Wakes up in some divine waiting room. Gets mocked by a sarcastic, busty goddess. Gets offered the most useless powers imaginable. And worst of all? Still no porn. Frustrated beyond mortal comprehension, Finn throws an epic tantrum and drags the goddess down into the fantasy world with him. Now stuck in a realm full of grotesque monsters, cursed towns, and suspiciously moist terrain, Finn has no idea what he’s doing. No clue. No dignity. Suffering most of the time. With zero powers, infinite horniness, and one very angry divine companion, can Finn survive this absurd new world? Can he dodge death, outwit demonic squirrels, and maybe—just maybe—score a waifu? Or will he die in this world too… still painfully uncuddled? Let the absurd isekai disaster begin. [WARNING: THIS BOOK IS UNHINGED. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO ANYTHING—IT’S ALL FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.]

Tags: R-18 • H-Game • Soulslike • Dark Fantasy • Monster Girls • Sex Power System • OP Protagonist • Degenerate World • Boss Waifus • Smut • Harem •Yuri During Threesomes or more •Netori •No netorae or netorase • Level Up • Inspired by Elden Ring, Bloodborne, Skyrim. Malone Mercedes was just a programmer who was sleep-deprived, overworked, and drowning in bug reports. He helped build Eroge Souls, an R-18 soulslike H-game infamous for its brutal difficulty, corrupt world, and unapologetically lewd content. A game where players fought, died, and fucked their way through a realm governed by the Seven Sins. It was twisted, depraved, and a cult classic game among fans as it goes deeply into lore and immersion. And it exploded into a global phenomenon. However Malone did not live to enjoy its success. He collapsed at his desk mid-crunch, fingers still on the keyboard. As he died from overworked. But this was not the end for Malone. Because right after he died he soon find himself in familiar place. Not in heaven. Not in hell. But inside the very game he help build, as he was transmigrated into the body of Ren Hal Asauron, also known as the wonder. A legendary being blessed by the Free Throne. With the Demiurge long gone, the Seven Sins. Lust, Greed, Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy, and Pride have become twisted gods, flooding the land with depravity and chaos. The last of mankind suffer under their iron rule, as humans fight for the place in the Prime Lands. Kings die, and new one emerge, yet none has seen an era of peace. For mankind is locked in an eternal war with the Deamons. Each Sin holds one of the Seven Laws needed to become God. They are the key to becoming the new All Father. And rise into a divine position as the new Demiurge. And each Sin will do anything to keep Sauron from claiming them. Armed with the secret knowledge of a programmer, and the body of a living weapon of the Worlds Will. Ren must fight, fuck, and dominate his way through Daemon's, corrupted goddesses, broken realms, and seductive boss battles. Till he eventually clear the seven hells, and Dominate or kill the Seven Sins. Lucky for Ren, he is not in this world alone unarmed. The Wonder is Blessed with the power of Save and Load. All he must do to reach a good ending is level up and take advantage of the leveling system till he reach his end goal.

I reincarnated as a dungeon boss… and everything is on fire. Literally. I woke up in a beach-themed dungeon I only ever half-built in-game — broke, under-leveled, and with only one powerful asset: my overpowered, ultra-loyal (and dangerously possessive) waifu. No mobs. No traps. Just me, a sword-wielding yandere, a bodybuilding commander who won’t wear shirts, a chef-slime, and a maid who definitely thinks I’m pathetic. But if I want to survive in a world where dungeons fight for dominance and other bosses want me gone, I need to start building — stronger floors, better defenses, elite units. They think I’m weak. They think I’m a joke. They forgot one thing: I’m a gamer. I don’t play fair. Welcome to Aqua Land — where chaos reigns, strategy matters, and even the mop is a weapon if you hold it right.

"Wish Upon A Star" The Item I used to turn back time amidst a battlefield of gods and devils. To go back and change everything so that I can live a life without regret. To be the highest form of existence, a Sovereign just like my ex-lover. This time, I will change it all. F*ck being an extra. + What to expect: Anti-Hero Protagonist, Overpowered Protagonist/Fast Progression, Genderbent Protagonist (Purely for comedic reasons, also I'm sick of writing male protagonists. I mean, when you play a mmorpg, you choose a female character right? Lemme write my own waifu) Magic. Lots & Lots of Magic. No Romantic Relationships Until Like Way Later

I was summoned by a Goddess with my classmates to save their Empire? But I have other plans. With my Unique Skill, I will get whatever I want starting by that Goddess! °°°° Additional Tags: [Heavy Lemon], [No NTR], [NTR: Mc stealing], [Ruthless], [Step-Sisters], [Goddesses], [Beastkins], [Yanderes], [Threesome and more!], ... DISCORD LINK FOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF WAIFUS: https://discord.gg/fhdv8Eb7QP

[Ding!] [Ultimate Tycoon's Perfect Life System Activated] [Spent $100,000 in an hour. 10x reward unlocked. Earned $1,000,000] [Make the Villain beg for your mercy. Get premium limited edition super car] [Destroy the hero who tried kill you. Get a villa worth of $500,000,000] [Become the ultimate tycoon] James was an orphan has never had any luck in life, but that changed when reincarnated in his favourite novel, and got the best gift a reader could have get. "Do you want a perfect life?" The moment he accepted he transmigrated in his favourite novel and woke as poor character who got off-screened by the author. But the story he knew isn't the same anymore, the characters have their own free will, villain's may become hero's, hero's may become villain's. Constantly trying the damage the original plot he knew. But as a veteran reader how could he lose? No matter what happens he will protect his waifus, he will thrive, he will rise. he will become the "Ultimate Tycoon"

"When your gacha waifues are real but so are the monsters." Leon had finally made it. After nearly a decade of surviving off instant noodles and blind faith in himself, he created the most chaotic, soul-crushing, and waifu-filled gacha game the world had ever seen. Then he sold it, bought a Bugatti, and hit the road to touch grass like any gamer should. Of course, the universe didn’t let that slide. How can a Gamer touch grass? One glowing portal. One crash. One very unexpected reincarnation later—he wakes up in his own game world. A world crawling with mutated, Abyssal beasts, corrupted cities, and a virus that’s slowly wiping out the population, especially males. A world where men are protected assets, female-led militaries run everything, and of course, there is also another world that is fully Corrupted connected to his new world. Now bound to a mysterious SSS-Rank Dungeon that activates when he sleeps, Leon has one goal: survive and become stronger. Which is easier said than done when every death comes with boosted pain, his system is still syncing, and half the girls he designed could probably bench-press a tank. But hey—at least they’re hot and lovable. That's what matters in the end anyways. .... Just a heads up. This novel will be an amalgamation of everything with action, adventure, waifues, gacha game world building and all, comedy, harem, character interactions, emotional moments, desparation moments cuz it's apocalyptic world bruh. A good lore and all too. Smut will be less as I want to focus more on their character development and interaction in the harem rather than just sex. Also, there will be Yuri in harem when MC is present and all. So you're warned.

The story is about a a hitman, Who dies because of his own recklessness and transmigrates into a game he used to play after his retirement as a hitman. I'm not gonna spoil any further, but i might answer few of your questions. Is MC overpowered? Nope, he'll become strong over time and all battle he'll fight will be because of his effort and techniques. Is there magic and adventure? Yes! It have both magic like normal isekai with adventure and fighting with monsters and many other things. There are other important things like "Essence Stone" But let's talk about it in the chapters. There will be harem? Not really, He will be in contact with many beautiful female and males but one waifu but i haven't decided yet. All i can say is, give it a try, I'll try my best to make it worth your time. Discord Link : https://discord.gg/jkM2yT79dT

[Warning: Mature Content] Chuck was a 20-year-old professional body pillow reviewer who spent his days testing anime waifu pillows for online stores. His life was pathetic, lonely, and consisted mainly of rating the softness of fictional girlfriends. Then truck-kun struck. One evening while walking home from another humiliating day of pillow fondling, Chuck got obliterated by a speeding delivery truck. Instead of meeting his maker, he woke up as a newborn in a parallel world... a very different one from the one he knew. A second chance awaited, and he looks to make good use of it. However, he runs into the impossible; Chuck finds himself thrust into a society of proud lioness princesses, fierce wolf ladies, and noble panther heiresses, daughters of warlords. In hindsight, all those years of pathetic pillow fondling had been preparing him for this moment—a world where his wildest harem dreams weren't just possible, they were inevitable. [Disclaimer: I do not own this cover]

Betrayed at the peak of his reign by the so-called Celestial Architects, Kael Draven — once the most feared Warlord in the Outer Heavens — is executed for defying the cosmic order. But instead of oblivion, he wakes in the trash heap of a dying lower realm… inside the body of a crippled sect slave. The world expects him to crawl. Instead, he walks — barefoot — into the battlefield and slaughters 50,000 cultivators. Armed with the Supreme Chaos System, a glitched god-level program that breaks all laws of cultivation, Kael doesn’t just seek revenge. He seeks to rewrite the code of reality itself — to crash the heavens, exploit the harem system, abuse karma points, and burn morality like outdated firmware. Cold, manipulative, and impossibly strategic, Kael turns sects, empires, and even immortals into tools or corpses. MILFs, GILFs, queens, and forbidden waifus gather like moths to the anomaly in the sky. After all, he’s not the protagonist of fate. He’s the bug that rewrites it.

He was betrayed by blood… and reborn to bid against gods. In his first life, Ren Zian was a war genius destined for greatness—until his master, brother, and fiancée betrayed him on the eve of his ascension. His soul was cast into the void, sold in a divine auction... But fate wasn’t done with him. Reborn with the Chaos Bidding System, Ren Zian awakens in a realm ruled by Celestial Auctions, where power, secrets, and women are traded like divine artifacts. Now, he can outbid gods, break contracts, and steal fates. Each woman he wins through the Waifu Pact isn’t just a lover—they’re legendary warriors, cursed princesses, and divine bloodlines, all holding fragments of a destiny the heavens tried to erase. From shadowy assassins to seductive empresses, from soul beasts to lost kingdoms, Ren Zian will build the strongest harem in existence. And when the gods come to take it all back... He’ll auction their thrones next.

> [ Hello, amazing readers! We wanted to give you a quick heads-up about the story you're currently enjoying, "THE THERAPIST: I Accidentally Became a Guild Therapist". This is the original version of Livia's journey, and as you might have noticed, it's designed to be a bit more in-depth. This means the pacing might feel a little slower at times, focusing on character development and world-building that might not always be ideal for quick mobile reads. But don't worry, Livia's original adventure will absolutely continue! We're committed to bringing you every single chapter of this unique story. However, if you're looking for a version of "The Therapist" that's perhaps a bit more "Webnovel Friendly" – with a faster, easier-to-follow plot and a pacing that's tailored for a more dynamic reading experience – you might want to check out the rebooted version! It's titled "BUFFER WAIFU: Awakening Beyond the Code" and is available in my story list. It's built from the ground up to offer a fresh, engaging take on Livia's world, perfect for those who love a more streamlined, action-packed narrative. Thank you for your incredible support, whether you're with us for the deep dives of the original or the fast-paced thrill of the reboot! ] > *I Accidentally Became A Guild Therapists* Welcome to Aethelgard — where emotions glitch harder than any dragons. Livia was just your average psychology student—until she got hit by a motorcycle, fell into a coma… and woke up inside an MMORPG. Not as a hero. Not as a mage. Not even as a legendary assassin. No. She respawned as an NPC Mental Supporter Lv.1 — a useless class with zero attack skills and zero respect from literally anyone. She thought her new life was doomed. Until the strongest (and most mentally unstable) guild in the game, Bloodbath & Beyond, “kidnapped” her... …and made her their official guild therapist. Monsters fear them. The developers can’t delete them. And only Livia stands between them and complete emotional implosion.

Buffer Waifu: Awakening Beyond the Code Livia, a psychology student, falls into a coma after an accident. Her consciousness awakens in the MMORPG Aethelgard as a unique NPC, "Mental Supporter Lv. 1." Thrown into the chaos of the Bloodbath & Beyond guild, Livia aids players (Ethan, Rian, Sari, Dimas, Bima, Alex, Mei) in overcoming their traumas using her empathy skills, from Empathy Spark to Soul Cascade. Despite despising the viral nickname "Buffer Waifu," her abilities inadvertently awaken other NPCs, drawing the attention of Cleaners and the Overseer, data-deletion AIs from DEVS ORIGINALS. Pulled into the digital prison of World Dev-0, Livia forms an alliance with "reject" NPCs, realizing she's an "emotional anomaly" in a DEVS experiment. She escapes, returning to Aethelgard, and reunites with her guild, where a romance with Ethan blossoms amidst the struggle. In the real world, Rian uncovers a DEVS ORIGINALS conspiracy: they're extracting "emotional data" from comatose individuals, including Livia. DEVS unleashes the Core Purifier and Ethereal Purge, entities attacking Livia across both worlds. Livia, torn between her game reality and her hospital bed, faces a crucial choice. Through therapy and emotional bonds, Livia helps her guild resolve their traumas. She also fulfills a promise to NPC Clara, finding her child in the real world. After a climactic battle across two realities, Livia fully awakens. However, a final warning from DEVS ORIGINALS—"The game is not over yet"—hints that Livia's destiny remains intertwined with the digital world. This is a story of discovering identity, love, and fighting manipulation for freedom between two worlds.. Buffer Waifu : Awakening Beyond the Code is a reebot from my other story : I Accidentally Became a guild Therapists.

Ryo died in the most pathetic way possible: run over by a Prius right after bombing a job interview. And as if that wasn’t humiliating enough, he reincarnates in a fantasy world… with a broken compass hanging from his neck. Yes, you read that right: no legendary swords, no hidden magic, no auto-generated waifus. Just a talking compass with a mind of its own that changes direction whenever it feels like it. Today it points to a sacred temple? Tomorrow, a ruined tavern infested with alcoholic slimes? The day after? Who knows. Not even the compass seems sure. But as he runs from flaming wolves, argues with recycled bandits, and unlocks skills with names like "Courage I: now you scream with more dignity," Ryo starts to suspect this ridiculous compass might hold the key to returning home… Or to something much worse: becoming a real hero. A light novel packed with magic, absurd humor, questionable decisions, and a protagonist who never asked to be here (but is definitely going to complain about everything anyway).

“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.” Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves. Then it happened— A blackout. A glitch. A glowing loading screen. And boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone. But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary. He has no clan. No golden finger (except ChatGPT). No plot armor. Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it. What to Expect: - A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle - A system that’s more dangerous than any sword - Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat - A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime - And of course… daily uploads guaranteed. (If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.) This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality— Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.

Ethan was living the dream—a loving family, loyal friends, top grades at the academy. Nothing seemed out of place… until he started growing up and found himself drawn to his own mother. That’s when their forbidden affair began. But one event led to another, and soon Ethan began to uncover the truth: the sweet life he thought he knew was nothing but a carefully buried lie—crafted by the very people he called his parents. If the Willows aren’t his real family… then who is he? What’s his true connection to the Willows—the family he once called his own? And what will Ethan do now that the truth is out? One thing’s for sure—he’s not going to play nice. [Disclaimer: This novel does not contain actual incest involving blood relatives or any NTR content.] MC Info: Ruthless • Pervert • Intelligent • Rizz King • Future Mafia Emperor Tags: Smut • No NTR • Netori • Milf • Yandere • Mature • R18 • NSFW • Sex • Crime • Mafia • Gangsters • Hentai Vibes • Pregnancy • Domination Play • Psychological Games • Corrupting the Pure • Threesomes • Bloody Messes • Emotional Control _______________________________________________________ There’s gonna be over 20+ Waifus (Main Female leads) in this, and that’s not even counting the side chicks. So hang tight.

Yuuji Kanzaki was the kind of guy no one noticed unless it was to mock him. A 24-year-old shut-in with no job, no girlfriend, and an unhealthy obsession with degenerate visual novels, his greatest achievement in life was finishing 7 out of 10 bad endings in Empress Academy: Love & Discipline. Then one rainy night, fate (or a poorly-driven delivery truck) gives him a second chance. When Yuuji wakes up in Velhara, a parallel world ruled entirely by women, he expects the usual: cheat powers, a cool sword, maybe a cute elf waifu or two. Instead, he wakes up naked, chained, and branded with the [Harem System] ... as a slave. In this matriarchal society, men are rare, weak, and treated more like breeding stock than people. If he wants to survive and rise, he’ll have to play the Harem System's game. *** [Reminder: No NTR, No Yuri, MC will become strong]

I died protecting someone who didn’t survive. Now I’ve awakened in a world where monsters cry, angels lie, and every “hero” is just a weapon waiting to break. They call me the Cursed Crown—a soul that shouldn't exist. A threat. A glitch in their perfect little prophecy. I don’t know why I was chosen. But I know this: If the gods want me dead, they better send more. In Lucentia, power comes from the pain of who you could’ve been. And I? I’m haunted by versions of myself that died better than me. But I’m done being a victim. If they won’t give me a place in this world— I’ll carve one. A war-torn isekai ruled by six deadly factions. Waifus that could kill you or die for you. Echoes of yourself that fight back. A protagonist who isn’t the hero—but might be the final boss. Heaven wants me erased. Hell wants me weaponized. Too bad—I want revenge.

Kaien Everflame was a nobody. No talent. No blessings. No kingdom backing him. When the gods summoned "heroes" from another world, Kaien wasn’t supposed to be among them. But fate—glitched, broken, twisted—dragged him in anyway. Stripped of power and tossed into the wild like garbage, Kaien is left to die in a world of monsters, dungeons, and divine bloodlines. But instead of giving up… He unlocks the Crest of Calamity—a forbidden power that adapts to kill anything stronger than him. Now, Kaien doesn’t just want to survive. He wants revenge. Respect. A harem. And one hell of a legacy. But he’s not alone. Alongside four other outcasts— Reinhard Skyeveil, a disgraced noble with wind-blade mastery Donovan Blackguard, a silent guardian with an unbreakable will Aziel Duskborne, a fire prince with charm, trauma, and flirt game Monku Ironpelt, a beastkin brawler with fists, loyalty, and zero filter (And okay, also Nikolai. He’s smart. But he’s not lewd.) Together, they’ll take on kingdoms, slay corrupted beasts, flirt with goddesses, break the world’s rules—and maybe even fix it. Brotherhood. Betrayal. Boobs. Blades. This isn’t your average isekai. This is a full-blown rise-from-the-dirt-to-divinity epic with waifus, war, and wild magic.

A mischievous boy is reborn into another world with a special essence. He can now be literally anything he wants and is like the ultimate shapeshifter. Though he also looks like Konata when he first wakes up, but that’s fine with him, he’s gonna roll with it. Follow them as they wander the multiverse, pick fights, flirt with Waifu’s and just have fun in general.

Después de una vida de tragedias nuestro MC reencarna en otro mundo pero como waifu que le espera a nuestra protagonista ahora en este nuevo mundo

High schooler Shinozaki Yuuta was just your average Japanese teen: addicted to absurdly overpowered mobile games, dodging homework, and secretly hiding a stash of very questionable dating sims. But one fateful afternoon, while grinding an infinite-wave mage survival game and crossing the street at the same time (bad combo), Yuuta meets his doom via Tokyo’s most notorious killer: Truck-kun. Next thing he knows, he’s been reincarnated... as a frog. Not just any frog—a pathetic, squishy, level-one mage frog, plopped into a terrifying world swarming with endless monsters. But the rules of the game he was playing are applyed: each time he levels up, he gets to choose one out of three magic spells, and if he picks the same spell eight times... it evolves into something absurdly, comically overpowered. After dying once, Yuuta respawns in a mysterious black space where coins droped by the killed monsters becomes a currency, where he can buy powerful frog evolutions and ancient magical artifacts. Driven by pure confidence of his ability to respawn and a desire to avoid ever dying again, Yuuta goes on a rampage, fighting monsters like a maniac until he becomes an unstoppable, world-ending, spell-flinging frog king. Bored out of his mind centuries later, he receives a strange message: > A summoner is calling. Will you accept? Curious—and desperate for entertainment—he says yes. Now summoned into a world of beast tamers and summoners, Yuuta finds himself contracted to a weak bullied boy who dreams of revenge to those who bullied him and build a harem. But Yuuta, robbed of his humanity (and a certain important organ), has no intention of helping his summoner chase girls or vengeance. What follows is a chaotic, comedy-packed adventure full of misunderstandings, magical mayhem, and the slow, reluctant bond between a horny thirsty frog (who wants to turn back into a human) and a revenge- harem obsessed kid. Magic. Monsters. Madness. Waifus. And one very pissed-off frog for not having his manhood.

## Kingdom Building LitRPG [You have been chosen as a Lord of the Intergalactic Lord Project.] [Your reward: A floating island to call your own.] [Your mission: Build your kingdom, summon legendary allies, and dominate the worlds!] [Your advantage: An SSS-grade Ultimate Gacha System.] Atlas Blackthorn, the newly chosen Lord of a floating island, wields the power to summon legendary warriors, powerful artifacts, and, of course, waifus. With boundless ambition and the Ultimate Gacha System at his side, Atlas sets out to become the strongest Lord in all worlds. How far will his ambition take him? Tags: Action, Kingdom Building, LitRPG, Fantasy, Gacha System, Post-Apocalyptic, Adventure, Power Progression, Strong Protagonist, Strategic Battles, Epic Worldbuilding, Romance *** Discord Server: https://tinyurl.com/galanteodiscord

José López, un fanático del anime, se encuentra con Rikka, su waifu ideal. Sin embargo, ella viene de un mundo en guerra, donde es una piloto de armaduras de combate. José se ve envuelto en una serie de saltos entre realidades, donde se enfrenta a distintos peligros y sorpresas. ¿Podrá José descubrir la verdad sobre su conexión con Rikka y el origen de los saltos entre realidades? José tiene que tomar una decisión que cambiará su destino y el de todos los que conoce. ¿Qué realidad elegirá? ¿Podrá salvar su vida y la de los demás? ¿O tendrá que sacrificar algo para lograr la paz?

Warning: -Sexual content- Dual Cultivation ( pure fertilization ) -Not a Simp Mc -Op Mc, powerful system -I don't give a fuck you are dying, Type MC -Narcissist, Egoist Mc but not that mentally weak to react immediately #Book supports game element: - 500 Powerstone = 1 lottery for MC - 50 Golden ticket = 1 lottery for Mc - Holiday theme special plotlines. Cover: Thanks Miso_Hen ——— Ah! Here we go again, another edgy villain novel that haunts the protagonist, aka, the chosen son of heaven. Tsk! Such a cliche! Constantly used plotline with repeated storyline. Hunt the protagonist with a Jade like beautiful sister and steal his sister after 50 chapters milking his luck. Hunt the protagonist with this cheat, hunt the protagonist with that cheat. --- Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come? Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here. Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story. Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it. Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is. Beta: Y-You, how dare you? Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!! Beta: Good! Very Good! Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles* ----- Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script. Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains. •Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole. •System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy ) •Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem. Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters. Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet. Here are a few more. •Cold, ruthless, protagonist: sorry, but, he will even kill the child as long as he gets something in return. Throw; morality and humanity out the window. ( not a classical ‘Villan’ who only hunts the protagonist. The story doesn't just revolve around hunting the chosen one, ) •Just because you are a heroine doesn't mean, you can step on my head, know your place. Mc will even kill the heroine if they bother him. Chad: Say no less senior, from today onward, I will join your sect and follow you till I die. * Kneels and accept author as his master * Author: Very well, here is the key to join my sect. https://discord.com/invite/QaCzkvHsuN https://discord.com/invite/tknrUfPfrb https://dsc.gg/culturesect Chad: Thanks senior, I will join the sect immediately. Author: I see great potential in you junior, trust me, you will go way forward. Chad: You honor me with your words senior, please, let me read the forbidden Scripture that is banned by the heavens. Author: say no more! ——— Tags: OP MC, SYSTEM, HAREM, ACTION, ADVENTURE, THREESOME, Not so dumb Mc, Ancient treasure, Edgy writing, I don't give a Shit -Mc, not my problem- Mc, powerful battles, dual cultivation, diverse race harem, Evil Mc.

I died. Yeah, not in some grand battle or noble sacrifice—but by falling off a roller coaster. Next thing I know, I wake up in the body of a half-starved kid living in a moldy hut, with a so-called “legendary” physique that’s been nerfed by the heavens themselves. Surprise! I’m in a cultivation world now. Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, I hear it: [Ding! The Strongest Choice System has been bound to the host.] Great. A system. But instead of giving me power-ups, it hits me with choices—each one more ridiculous than the last. Option 1: Become the Protagonist. Get random plot armor, ancient legacies, fairy waifus… and a weekly assassination attempt. Option 2: Become the Villain. Cool monologues and evil laughs guaranteed. So is getting defeated by some random hero with gold fingers. Option 3: Walk away. Forge your own path. Stay under the radar, grow stronger in secret, and let all those walking clichés kill each other off. Guess which one I picked? Now, with the Innate Sacred Dao Fetus Physique, no fate, no drama, and no rules holding me back, I plan to live quietly, grow obscenely strong, and avoid trouble. ...Too bad this world doesn’t leave people like me alone for long. Watch out, cultivation world. Su Chen isn't playing by the script anymore.

In 2500 at the turn of the century, the first virtual reality VRMMORPG game 'Celestial Weavers' was released, This game took everything to its peak, from it's realistic graphics to the fantasy adventures, With the release of this game, it becomes the most popular existence in this world, because this game not only provided in-game currency equated in real life value - Money, But also that you can find your loved ones who died in this world in the game 'Celestial Weavers' world, Endora! Their words and equating in-game currency to real world hyped this game to so much that countless players from all countries dived into this game. This is the story of Damien, an ordinary high school boy who died yet reincarnated in this advanced technology world. In this life, he had a happy family, but his mother and sister died in an accident, leaving him alone in the family, When Damien saw this game, he was stunned. Because he had played and was a big fan of this VRMMORPG game in his previous life. This was an open world gacha game in his previous life, he used his precious time and money to build this game account, why? Because he wanted to collect all the Waifus in the game, they were beautiful and looking gorgeous! However the most surprising thing was yet to come out, He met his biggest surprise when on the eve of this game release day, he awakened the system, Many Women, Many Blessings, Now with the use of the lucky talisman that his system provided, he met his twin sister and mother in this game early. Life continues as their family became happy again, Yet everything changed when this game merged with reality one year after its release! Nevertheless the only difference for Damien and his family was that they became even happier! *** Tags: Reincarnation - Slice of Life - Smut - Harem - No Yuri - No NTR - But Contains Netori - VRMMORPG - Milf - Princess - Different Races - Mature - R18 - Sex Stories - Hentai - NSFW - Pregnancy - Chaotic Neutral Main Character - Extreme Wish fulfillment. ***** To see character's illustrations and to get instant chapter release, join my discord server; https://discord.gg/38sHvNaUzr

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.

He'd fantasised about hurling fireballs, vaporising demonic overlords, defying the Heavens, and starring in Realm-shattering wars. And the universe granted his wish! It's just that... "Why the hell was I reincarnated as a Jade Beauty?!" Now stuck in the body of Xiao Hong, possessing flawless skin, flowing black hair, and a smile so lethal, it literally stopped hearts! Sometimes permanently! Now, Xiao Hong had exactly zero interest in becoming anyone’s waifu. So, she must now bat away a bevy of young masters flexing their ancestors and dodge the Harem protagonists’ pokeballs, who seem to view her as a legendary catch! And once she has, she will live to her fullest! ____________________ A few warnings. This is a Gender Bender work. If you dislike that, this is not for you. This is story is a WIP - so expect a lot of retcons. And I am not entirely sure where the plot is going either - I'm exploring as I write. I've checked the warnings for creative freedom. Xiao Hong will have a cheat - but it requires a price. This is a rewrite of my previous work. Cover art: Pinterest (probably AI)

"These squishy melons... they're dangerously soft!" One moment Alex was reading his favorite harem novel, drooling over the villainess. The next, he’s waking up as her—Becky Sinclair, the voluptuous queen with killer curves and a doomed fate. She was his favorite character. His waifu. His dream. Now, he’s her—complete with jiggly thighs, soft lips, and a body that could make angels sin. But this dream comes with a twist. Before passing on, the real Becky left behind a request: kill the protagonist—a manipulative bastard who brainwashed his way into every woman’s heart, leaving nothing but broken souls behind. Alex, now Becky, has no interest in being some tragic side character. No, she’s here to flip the script—and steal every hot woman for herself. "Marry the prince? Screw that! I’d rather pin the cute princess to the bed!" Armed with insider knowledge, seductive confidence, and a libido unchained by gender norms, Becky is ready to build a Yuri Harem of naughty maidens, fierce warriors, tsundere nobles, and even goddesses. And if the world says no? She’ll flirt her way through the gates of heaven, moan through the battlefield, and leave a trail of blushing beauties in her wake. The villainess is done simping. Now it’s her turn to dominate the game.