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Tigers beget tigers, and lions beget lions. But not in this case. Mao Jin, the only son of the Dust Valley Sect Master, became the laughingstock of the sect due to his trashy talent. At eighteen, he was still stuck in the Mortal Rank-1 realm, with no hope of breaking through to the next stage. Even his parents had given up on him as a cultivator, wishing only for him to live a mortal life. However, everything changed when Mao Jin earned his first income. That was when he realized—what he truly needed wasn’t talent, but money. With money comes unparalleled talents. From a nobody to a visionary, watch as Mao Jin transforms the Dust Valley Sect into a thriving business hub while rising to power!

Eamond Richard dies as he lived: ruthless, filthy rich, and utterly alone. Reborn into a medieval world where magic trumps all, he wields Money Magic—a system that turns gold into godlike power. Bankrolling wars, monetizing dragons, and weaponizing debt, Eamond builds an empire with the glee of a shark in a treasury. But beneath his carefree swagger lies a twice-orphaned outcast who knows the real game isn’t wealth… It’s never losing again. Yet for all his schemes, Eamond can’t outrun the system’s fine print: hoard too much, and your soul becomes currency. As terrifying creatures and jealous gods close in, he faces a paradox—the more invincible he becomes, the clearer it is that money can’t buy what he truly wants.

The day Louis discovered his girlfriend's betrayal, he died from a gunshot wound to the head. Fortunately, fate smiled on him and allowed him to be reincarnated in a magical world as the youngest son of an SSS-class family. That same day, he awakened his Class—an event that should have marked the beginning of his rise. Instead, it marked his downfall. [Ding! You have awakened an SSS-Rank Class.] [Class: God of Money] [Rank: SSS] A god? Yes, that's beautiful. But a god of money? In the eyes of his proud family, that title was a joke—an insult. The weakest, most useless Class imaginable. So, they banished him, stripped him of the family name, and cast him aside without a second thought. But they were unaware of his skill, abilities, and the potential that money could bring. He smiled as he saw himself banished and looked at the system. “If you fire me, it's okay. I'll keep creating missions even if I end up in a garbage dump, and I'll come back for your heads someday.” Two system messages flashed before him. [Your actions generate money, and money makes you stronger.] [You have the ability to create missions.] Under the influence of his newly acquired Class, he will delve into all the magical paths this world offers, become embroiled in political intrigue, and conquer kingdoms on his own. "Money? I'm the God. Women? That's fine—I have plenty.

[Ding!] [Cashback System Activation Requirement Met!] [System Binding In Progress...!] [System Successfully Linked!] [Spent $1,000. 10x Critical Hit. Earned $10,000. The money has been transferred to account XXX-XXX-XXX] [Spent at least $1,000 on a beautiful lady. Received 1 lottery ticket. Do you want to use it?] [YES][NO] Kyle was a man that has never had any luck in life and he was on the verge of ending it all after being fired from his minimum wage job due to a customer's complaint which turned out to be a lie but due to the customer being an attractive lady, no one believed Kyle. To make matters worse, he had to pay for the damages that was caused by the customer. Beautiful people, they had it easy, didn't they? This was his last step and he knew that he wouldn't see tomorrow as he searched for a river to throw himself in. He thought his mind finally broke as there was no explanation for the Cyan Screen that popped up as he clicked the [YES] button. [You have drawn Charm!] [Charm: There is nothing the user can't charm his way out of or into! The universe has blessed you with charisma!] "Hahaha! I must have lost my marbles..." Kyle muttered to himself but his phone soon rang out to show that he had a notification. And to his surprise, he saw $10,000 sitting in his account and his jaw dropped. "THIS IS FOR REAL!!!"

꧁༺ £¥$ ༻꧂ "Yes, I've struck gold!" Richard, a middle-aged World Bank analyst turned hobo, encounters a genie—an ancient myth in the modern world. Fallen from glory, he wishes for wealth. Long past his prime, he wishes to regress in time; To the peak of his youth To be armed with knowledge of the future. Cunning, he even wishes the genie free, hoping to gain its favor. Yet the genie grins maniacally as it grants his wish. "F*ck, I've been tricked," he snarls, knuckles bleeding as he realizes where he is. Mundus—a parallel world to Earth, where countless dimensional gates bring both danger and opportunity. A modern-fantasy hybrid world where "Raiders" awaken supernatural abilities to combat threats from these gates. In a world where power outweighs wealth, Richard is rich... but powerless. Endowed with riches as vast as a nation's treasury, he forges his own path—buying what should have been impossible: the power of an Awakened. Here, his wealth becomes his magic as he awakens a unique class: Moneymancer. It seems he has everything figured out. His boundless fortune is enough to challenge fate itself. Yet the genie still grins—an eerie glint in his eyes—as he watches the pawn move across a universal chessboard…

Short synopsis- A sci-fi novel where the MC gains powers from an ancient goddess—each fragment unlocking new abilities. He travels through the space and universe, fucks the bad guys (not literally), fucks the beautiful girls (literally), absorbs their powers through dual cultivation, and rises to become a being even gods fear. Long Synopsis- By the end of 2025, humanity made first contact with extraterrestrial life. A few centuries later, in 3025, the world had changed completely. With alien tech and ties with space-faring races, humans expanded into the stars. Science had become indistinguishable from magic. Genetic mutations and cybernetic enhancements pushed human evolution to its peak. Once powerless, humanity was now among the dominant species of the cosmos. Xavier, a young boy from a small village, had received a scholarship to attend the prestigious Astraeus Academy on Earth. Although he was reluctant to leave his family behind, he enrolled in the academy upon his father's insistence. His ancestors had made a significant investment in Astraeus City—when it wasn’t even planned and constructed—which was the most powerful and luxurious metropolis that many dreamed of living in but few could even visit. However, things didn’t go as planned. Those with power and blinded by greed had taken over everything, and there was no sign of his ancestors' investment. In this new world, money was everything. It could buy anything and everything. Morals held no value against the almighty dollar. A father would sell his son for money, and a mother would kill her daughter for it. Oh, you can’t pay the 1 million dollar loan? No worries! Just rent your wife for a week and the loan is paid! What, you killed someone? No problem! Just pay 10 million dollars and walk free! Determined to reclaim what was his, Xavier enrolled in Astraeus Academy. But most humans had undergone genetic enhancements and cybernetic modifications, making them far stronger than ordinary humans. Xavier, however, was just a normal human, and due to his innate disorder, his body couldn’t support cybernetic enhancements. Xavier was bullied and thrashed every day, called names, framed and accused, and even worse, there were attempts on his life. Just when he thought his life was over, a voice called out to him—a voice that some might presume belonged to a goddess. The goddess gave him a system… an unlimited money system. In a world where money was everything, how would Xavier survive? But with an unlimited money system, who could stop him? Follow Xavier as he rises from nothing, and becomes not only the richest man in the universe—but also the most feared. *_+_+_+_* Note- This is a harem novel, but the focus is on Xavier’s revenge and rise—not just the girls. Romance happens naturally. No rape, ntr, yuri. The system won't be giving quest like fuck this girl and fuck that girl. But if Xavier wants to seduce a girl he likes, the system will help him by giving relevant quests. This is a sci-fi novel and there is mention and presence of gods and all, but they are already classified as highly intelligent extraterrestrial beings. I have also included fantasy races like vampires, dragons, werewolves, elves, etc. as a species of space. I won't be spoiling more than that. I just wanted you guys to know what you were getting into before you read this novel, and what to expect from it. If you’re here for a ruthless anti-hero—he arrives after Chapter 16. Xavier starts naive and kind, shaped by a peaceful village life. But once the world shows its true face… he changes. Spoiler/Tags- Read my review below.

Carlos Mendez was a small-time criminal barely surviving on Miami's streets in 2025. When immigration cops cornered him after a graffiti stunt gone wrong, he thought his story was over. Then ball lightning struck. Now he's trapped in 1978 Miami with disco music, Art Deco decay, and an impossible discovery: he can rewind time one second for a dollar. But the money burns away forever. With only $107 left and a supernatural power that could save his life or bankrupt his soul, Carlos finds himself in a city where Cuban refugees build new lives, corruption runs deep, and the drug trade is just beginning to bloom. Time really is money in 1980s Miami.

Zara thought the worst part of her day was fighting with her boyfriend. Then the screaming started. Now locked inside her school with chaos breaking out, love is the last thing on her mind — but it might be the only thing keeping her alive. Zombie apocalypse + Romance in a highschool full of students How are they gonna survive?

Karl thought he had found true love, but it turned out to be a prank played by the rich. They said "the 1st rule of being rich - stepping on the poor." System awakens, every dollar spent on a woman will be rewarded 10 times. Increase a woman’s affection to 100% for special rewards. A truly worst billionaire is rising. Wealth, women, power, all within reach Now who is the rich, who is the poor?

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It’s been a year after my divorce and I had to rebuild myself from the ground up. I only recently started dating, and I meet someone who I thought was pretty amazing. she was working hard for her life. We talked video chatted and called everyday. She then started teaching me about investing and helped me out there. I thought she was trustworthy even having lent me 17000$ to invest. One day she told me about trading contracts on a website so I followed her lead a put all the money in there. About 40k the trades seemed really good but I tried to take out some of the money for a new phone since mine broke and I found out that it was an impossible task they said i needed to pay a fee of 10% of the funds which was 13k in order to make a single withdrawal and it must be made from an external account. thats when It clicked that I had dumped it all in a scam. I was able to recover back all my money with the help of SCANNER HACKER CRYPTO RECOVERY, you can google the name and fine their contact

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I died, but instead of going to heaven, my second life began forcibly inside a novel. And of all things, to become the fake saint and villain ‘Ordell Kiris’! As if that’s not enough, I have to feed and support the terribly impoverished Grand Temple… 【To achieve 100% divine power, you need 10 billion.】 To prevent the end of the world, I have to restore the Sun God with money? What the heck, give me back my heaven. * * * I worked hard to make money by thoroughly exploiting my surroundings. But did I play the role of a saint too well? “If I had to choose between the Grand Temple and the Lady Saint, I would protect the Lady Saint.” The captain of the Holy Order, unaware that I’m a fake, declares that he will protect me. “After all, there’s no better vault than mine, right?” The original villain of the novel I happened to save insists on being my wallet… “Even if the Lady Saint is a fake, I have no intention whatsoever of letting her go.” Even the high priest who knows I’m a fake saint is holding onto me. Moreover, there is something quite suspicious about this world, to be considered merely a novel… Can’t I just go back to heaven?

Em uma cidade pacata do interior do Paraná, vive Zero, um jovem comum, sem fama, fortuna ou grandes expectativas. Até o dia em que algo impossível acontece: toda vez que ele gasta dinheiro, o valor retorna em dobro na sua conta no Bradesco. Gaste R$10? Ganha R$20. Gaste R$1.000? Voltam R$2.000. Simples assim. Infinito. Imparável.

"You died." That was what the mysterious figure told him, but then he was given a second chance for the good deeds that he did in his previous life. "Super Prodigal System!" "Cultivate to immortality by wasting as much money as you can!" For the former number one prodigal of Earth, this was the perfect system! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

All Kin's Riven inherited was a scale. No sword, no spellbook, no ancient bloodline magic just a tarnished relic from a dead father and a crumbling noble house. In a world where mana defines power and legacy means everything, Kael has neither. Broke, forgotten, and drunk in the ruins of his family’s estate, Kael does the one thing no one else dared: he offers the scale his life. And the scale accepts. Transported back to the night his father died, Kin's awakens in his twelve-year-old body armed with nothing but bitter memories and access to a forbidden Dimensional Marketplace that trades across worlds, timelines, and realities. This time, he won’t beg for power. He’ll buy it. Every spell. Every secret. Every weapon he needs to rewrite history and bankrupt the bastards who took everything from him. In a world built on mana..

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