Minion Jokes

Quote of the main character "With Binding system as my trump card, I will become the strongest man in the world and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms." What would you do if you died and God transmigrated you to another world? What would you do if Gods and Goddess watches and comments on your adventures? What would you do if you could communicate with Gods and Goddesses? Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, fell off a cliff when he was training martial arts with his father. When he thought he was dead, he found himself transported to a parallel world where monsters and powerful people ruled the world. Luckily, one of the goddesses gave him a system to help him survive in his new world and achieve his dream. "You awaken the mage class? You awaken the Archer class? You awaken the Knight class?" Xiao Ming behaved normally. "I only need to bind my system to someone and I can awaken that person's class. In other words, I can awaken all three classes." Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, decides to continue his dream in his new life. Follow him as he embarks on his journey to become the Ruler and bind his system to beautiful women. Warning..... In the early chapters there were lots of jokes about boy toy and sugar mama. I know some of you feel uncomfortable about that. I'm trying to change them, but I can't do it quickly because some of them are related to the story. However, please keep reading. The jokes stopped after they officially became lovers. I don't do that joke anymore. If you keep reading, you might like this book. *** discord server= https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3 *Tags=Slice of life, action, MILF, romance, fantasy, adventure, beautiful female leads, handsome male lead, older love interests, harem, multiple identities, secret identity, Elf, R-18, transmigration, magic, knight, archer, demon, Gods, leveling up. *Xiao Ming is the grandson of Xiao Tian, my main novel. * My main novel is Illicit relationship PS: I don't own the cover. I got it from pinterest.

Li Susu dies unfairly and wishes for a second chance, but fate still jokes on her. "Seriously?! Is this the second chance that I am asking for?!" She was born in a world where political struggle was the deadliest. Worst of all, she was born as the ruthless and tyrant Empress Wu Jinmai! She has no one in the world who is scary and full of political schemes. Will she be able to change her faith and live a long and happy life? What kind of sacrifices does she need to make to change her fate? "I hate you; I detest you. You're my greatest nightmare, and marrying you is like a poison that slowly kills me!" Shanguan Zu Jin suppressed his feelings for the people. He had longed for her. He wants to love and spoil her, but fate has changed her. Will his love be rekindled as the tyrant empress suddenly changes? Is there a second chance for his unrequited love, or…? Find out the answers as the story of the tyrant empress and her emperor consort begins. PS: This is purely a work of fiction. Organization, events, situations, and names are purely created by the author's imagination. Thank you.

“The greatest villain in the world? That’s me?!” Kade, a struggling actor, wakes up in a strange fantasy land where everyone thinks he is Kaedus, a feared Dark Lord destined to rule or be defeated by the heroes. With no idea how to use magic or fight, Kade decides to rely on his acting skills to survive. It seems easy enough, until his "loyal" minions start scheming, the hero’s party begins closing in, and the prophecy about his downfall might actually be true. Pretending to be a villain was supposed to be simple, but staying alive might cost Kade more than he ever imagined.

Complete Title: "The Supremely Divine Hero of Total Destruction, Infinite Love, Unstoppable Justice and Countless Powers in a World of Limitless Magic, with Interdimensional Harem, Impossible Achievements and Destiny Breaking the Laws of Reality!!!" Made by CoolWriterLOL (FIY: This is a VERY serious novel, I am NOT doing it for the joke.)

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Warrior, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] No longer content with mere survival, Jester found a new ambition: to ascend from a witty jester to an immortal god! Oh, before I forget, the world he got reincarnated into was about to open its gates to players from the planet Earth. That’s why Jester wanted to become legendary not a Beast but a “Cat Tamer” and host the most epic cat party in gaming history. Even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

Updates at 20:00 (+8 GMT) They, Bulgaria and Byzantine, were their fathers' heirs. One because he was the eldest and had a curse which could see him protecting his family, no matter how bitter the price. The other because he reminded his father of a brother killed eons ago. Waking up the wish for a future robbed out of anger. A future that was never meant to be. History was repeating itself, but Rome wanted to see his son happy. Just like how Remus would have been happy with Carthage, the lover he had been headed to, when he had made the joke about Rome's walls. A joke which cost him his life. The year is 452 A.D. An year after the fateful battle at the Catalaunian Fields. Attila wants to make his mark in history, Rome is tired. And so began the marriage between Telets, who would grow to be Bulgaria, and Constantine, who would become a Champion of the Faith. Their journey is one of love, one of tragedy and joy. History has shown us that Death did them apart. But what happened before the Walls of Constantinople fell? The year was 452 A.D. when it all began... (Warning: The ending is on Wikipedia. This is a story about the personifications of nations. Also, this is a harem novel.)

Fu Xiang's body jolted in anger."I will kill you". He spat. "I will make sure you and your family rot in hell, it's the only place fit for the likes of you". Zhao An Na laughed, lips curved in a taunting smirk to him Fu Xiang's words sounded like a joke and it might have well been one, if you were threatened by someone chained like an animal and as skinny as a skeleton, you too would think it was a joke. "Pray tell me how would you, you would be dead in a couple of days," Zhao An Na said. "Or maybe weeks if you are lucky". He added after some thinking. "Even if I have to crawl out from the out of hell, I promise you that I will make your life a nightmare," Fu Xiang said. "I would love to see you try" Zhao An Na smirked. " ****** Fu Xiang, a rising beta actor, seemed to have it all – a loving boyfriend, a loyal friend, a supportive family, and fame. However, his life took a dark turn when he uncovered a buried secret from his past. Betrayed by his closest confidants, he endured torment before his passing. Reborn as Feng Mei Hui, an omega heir to a multi-billion-dollar company, Fu Xiang seeks closure and faces the challenge of confronting those who wronged him. His only potential ally is Han Yichen, his supposed fiancé. Will Fu Xiang find it in his heart to trust again and open up to Han Yichen, or will the darkness of vengeance consume him entirely?

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Synopsis In his first life, Akira Tanaka was an average Earthling with a not-so-average hobby: making terrible jokes and getting into trouble with his wandering eyes. His second life? Well, he became the most feared evil dragon god—a being of immeasurable power who could destroy entire realms with a flick of his claw. His reign of chaos was unmatched, his strength unparalleled, his sense of humor still awful. But even gods meet their end, and Akira did so in a blaze of glory after being defeated by a bunch of overachieving heroes. Just when he thought his story was over, he found himself reincarnated again—this time in a modern world where magic flows as freely as Wi-Fi signals. Now he’s back in high school, hiding his immense power behind the façade of a perverted clown. No one suspects that the guy cracking bad jokes and sneaking peeks into the girls’ locker room is secretly powerful enough to destroy the planet. But when dark forces begin to rise, Akira’s double life as the ultimate goofball and secret powerhouse becomes harder to maintain. Get ready for comedy, chaos, and questionable life choices as the Perverted Jester of Chaos juggles high school hijinks, romance, and epic battles! P.S. He can break trough forth wall. "Heyyy!!!! Don't Spoil them!"

A kidnapping shattered Sophia Diaz's innocence; the wealthy heiress who once dreamed of becoming a pastry chef never imagined she would fall into the hands of a demon who would change her world forever. Capone, who grew up amidst life-and-death shootouts, considered love a luxury and a joke. She was a toy for his amusement and a tool for his revenge, yet she unleashed a storm of bloodshed throughout his Mafia empire. With a simple deal, she finally won her freedom, believing their paths would never cross again. But he reappeared like a ghost, crashing her wedding, tearing her dress to shreds and destroying everything. Separated by gratitude, resentment and deep-seated enmity, he watched her disappear into the vast sea with his own eyes...

Knagslot was an accountant and living fine not until oneday when he is recarnated as Dot korreto, and he his made the minion's clown, making him to compete in the game - A Nightmare for clowns. He is to battle against different monsters and win at last - the price his life and freedom. He also discovers the powers that comes with his system, but those too have a lot of disadvantage. And soon, after winning and winning and losing and discovering shocking mysteries, knagslot wants to leave, and too that won't be easy and has a whole lot of disadvantages.

A bright and talented vampire hunter for her age, Kimberly Westwood is the best hunter of her generation and the future heir to the family's business. The favorite child of the family, idolized by hunters, and trusted by the association: Kimberly is a lucky young woman with a bright and promising future. So when her luck, and talent, lands her the biggest assignment of a lifetime, Kimberly Westwood easily takes to it. To kill the Vampire Queen. Tasked with the best team and resources, the assignment should've been no problem for the association's prodigy. Until she's running away with said Vampire Queen Yeong-Ja Miltone, throwing her entire future and status as a hunter away. Now Kimberly has to deal with the association sending hunters after her, her own family hunting her down, Yeong-Ja's husband sending his minions after them, and oh, an evil plan that could destroy all of humanity as they know. But hey, at least she's not alone as she tries to get away from everything and everyone. That's something, right?

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

The journey of Mr Luka Fabio, a detective under Era organization,discovering the story behind the murder of his brother Escarbo just began, as his commander assigned him a task in Detroit to find out the plans of the minions of his brother's killer. On the other hand Myra Cairo is a prosecutor and advocate of crime and homicide investigations and was suddenly partnered with an old friend and hades himself Mr Luka after getting caught up in her sister's crime. Would they answer the long intended question of who is the killer?

"Update" The day I awakened was the worst day of my life. The skill is powerful on its own, yes but it has a disadvantage. A big one at that. If the owner of the skill does not have any resources, it's practically useless. In other words, I can only survive by being someone's slave or lick up dog. HAHAHAHA, a joke. I'd rather die than serve someone else. > > > > > Yes finally every transmigrators greatest wish. I, Leon Damon, came from another world. And it's my turn to rise. P.S. This is my first novel I absolutely have no experience writing, I hope you don't judge to harshly.

Hailing from the ruined village of Demigem, Gachuti swore vengeance upon the demon king's minions who had destroyed his home. Embarking on a perilous journey, he sought to become powerful enough to challenge the evil that had befallen him. Along the way, Gachuti forged unlikely alliances with companions who would stand by him through thick and thin.

Alex has a motto. Why fight when you can run away? She’s scared of almost EVERYTHING - no joke. When she gets a VR game for her birthday, she tries it out and loves it, but everything is attacking her for some reason! Only when her brother challenges her to a dual does she admit to him that she’s been lost for over a month. At some point, she ran into a huge forest, and not just any forest, but THE SCARIEST FOREST in the game... or so her brother says. Watch as Alex grows and mature from scaredy-cat to a tough cat.

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

In a world where Humans and Robots are at war with each other. The Hero's Party(five heroes each with their own party members) rises up whenever Mecha Lord and their four guardians become too powerful. Cami, a rather unique member of the two man party led by Reva fought and defeated the Southern Guardian. However, shortly after doing so, it revealed that the everything she knew or thought she knew about the world was a lie. The Hero's Party actually collects those that could have been become heroes or their bloodline at some point possibly give birth to one. Should the Heroes win they merely become the Mecha Lord and/or one the Four Guardians themselves. Then the remaining living party members just get roboticized into minions of next generations Mecha Lord and Four Guardians(the outcome is the same if the Hero loses). Reva who has at some point become aware of the cycle of just got bored of living as either. Nothing he did to break the cycle had worked thus decided to just exist within it. The Southern Guardian is considered the weakest one 7 out 10 times thus overlooked and goes the longest without being attacked. Things do not go as planned and when he awakens next, Cami is now his overly loyal subordinate who has together with another recently roboticized girl who desires to serve him have roped her entire village. One that sprung up in the remains of his territory years after the South Guardian and even the Mech Lord has somehow become mere legends. They managed to convince everyone in the village to become his minions serving him as his subordinates. Discord: https://discord.gg/42pKx9Bthf

They called me The Whisperer. A joke. A mockery. The boy with the weakest magic just because I was a farmer. I was powerless when they came. I watched as my father and my mother was slaughtered. My village was reduced to ash, and the man in the black robe vanished, leaving nothing but blood and unanswered questions. All I had left was my infant sister and the faint spark of magic they all ridiculed. But even a whisper can grow into a storm. Now, I walk the path alone. My weak magic will become their weakness. I will make them hear the screams they left behind, feel the pain they inflicted, and drown in the vengeance they thought they escaped. They thought I was nothing. They were wrong. I will rise, and the last thing they’ll ever hear… is a whisper.

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Summoned into a deadly arena of monsters and dungeon lords, Cid starts out as just another nameless outsider. Yet, unlike the common warriors around him, he commands an undead soldier pried from the remains of his slain enemies. Slowly, he gathers more creatures to his banner—skeletal knights, spectral mages, and horrors without pity. As he fights for artifact fragments capable of turning weak minions into top-tier forces, Cid inches closer to the peak of power. Can he outlast the competition and seize control of a realm where only the vicious thrive?

Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke up. In the same body, with the same stab wound, only in a world full of magic, swords, and a dead King Arthur? Yup. The round table existed, the knights existed, and so did everyone of legend that she’d heard about as a child. Only it was the beginning of their tales. Nothing had happened yet, except the formation of Camelot, the crowning of the King, and then the sudden death of the King of Legend, King Arthur Pendragon. She would have thought this was another cruel joke if everyone wasn’t wandering around in mourning clothes. If this was a practical joke, it wasn’t a very funny one. Artie was tired. She’d already spent almost a decade working as a police officer, and then a detective, so she felt like she had earned her peace. Especially after all the shit she’d been put through, but someone had different plans. And Artie’s life wasn’t quite done yet. In fact, it seemed like in the eyes of the creatures of this world, this was where she was always meant to be. The time she spent getting her ass handed to her in the other dimension? Just a warm up. And now she was expected to just…go along with what everyone else wanted her to do? Including magical beings who were responsible for taking her from one dimension to another. Artie felt like she was in over her head, even if there were several concerned, attractive knights around her. She wasn’t sure if she was going to run away from all the new responsibilities, or embrace them. She wasn’t a rule breaker by nature, but maybe now was the time to change?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

Warning!! Unstable Update And Novice Writer... English is not my main language... -------------------------------------------- A broken world... Or you could says that, this world is full of misery and only trying to survive while breaking the laws of universe ... This world is one of many ancient battlegrounds of gods and whatever powerful beings in the past. Many world has become ruins because of that battle. But some of the surviving world become an unique world because the after effect... And this world is one of them... As the time flow, the world become stable once again and civilization that lost, resurfaced... And they won't expect anything more than peace... But, Hahahaha... It's laughable... After an unknown passage of time, the will of world awaken... The blessing and the curse from the past also awaken because of that. The peace is nothing more than a joke... Because, the apocalypses will comes. Welcome, To Artharia.... -----------------------------------------------------------------------

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

In a dimension not too different from ours, five teenagers by the name of Bro, Amelia, Zaire, Porter, and Lily live together on Seal Island. The odd thing about them? None of them are related to each other. This unorthodox family of five go on a series of random adventures in the weird and wacky world of the Seallium Realm, full of cute, cuddly, and indestructible toy seals. Adventures seem to show up in their day to day lives, from traveling around the world and meeting new people to stopping an evil villain, his henchmen, and his ever-growing army of his dimwitted minions from destroying their home.

In a Japan where the spiritual world intertwines with everyday life, Kazuo Shishi, an 18-year-old high school student with an explosive temper, lives a life far from ordinary. Known as the "rakai" of his school, this brave brawler hides a secret far more dangerous than his fist: a "beast gift" that gives him the abilities of a humanoid lion. With sharp reflexes, raw strength and animal instincts, Kazuo embodies the "lion heart" within him.But an ancient evil threatens to devour the world. The Lord of the Beasts, a beastly entity sealed in a dark dimension, is trying to escape to conceive a half-human, half-god heir destined to plunge the Earth into chaos. To achieve this, he sends fearsome minions, spiritual and mortal creatures, responsible for the weaknesses and defenses of the earth. Alongside two high school friends with supernatural powers - one able to see the future and the other to manipulate gravity - Kazuo engages in an occult war to prevent the birth of this being of destruction. Between violent encounters and mundane escapes, such as trips to the cinema or the park, Kazuo must also juggle an unexpected love triangle, his friends and a family who know nothing of his dark secret. "Berserk: Beast Fight" is a gripping and impactful Book that combines violence, drama and the supernatural. Through dynamic dialogue, a long and meaty plot, and no-holds-barred language, Kazuo and his friends are immersed in a fierce struggle between their teenage lives and their fight to save the world.