Memes Inteligentes

O amor não conhece fronteiras, nem limites de idade. Ele só sabe como unir dois corações... Yasmin Wiley, 19 anos, uma mulher inteligente mas desajeitada, estava feliz com sua vida. Ela sonhava em ser uma designer famosa. Sua vida virou de cabeça para baixo quando foi forçada a se casar com o noivo de sua irmã porque sua irmã fugiu no dia do casamento. Declan Wilson, um bilionário de 27 anos, estava tão ocupado com os negócios que não tinha tempo para romance. Sua falta de interesse em mulheres até levou ao rumor de que ele era gay. Ele não se casaria, mas teve que aceitar a derrota sob a pressão de seu pai. Mas a noiva foi trocada no dia do casamento. A vida não era fácil para eles. Ainda assim, eles foram se aproximando e ficando confortáveis um com o outro lentamente. Então as coisas ficaram feias quando certos mal-entendidos pioraram suas diferenças. Houve brigas, conflitos de ego e dúvidas. Nenhuma sessão de reconciliação foi suficiente para reparar seu relacionamento rompido. Serão Yasmin e Declan capazes de deixar suas diferenças de lado e reacender seu amor um pelo outro? Ou o destino tem algo reservado para eles que os manterá separados para sempre?

Shi Jin era uma mulher desesperada e apenas um rosto bonito em sua vida passada. Ela foi trocada ao nascer e criada em uma família rica, apenas para eventualmente morrer de uma morte horrível. Após renascer, Shi Jin torna-se inteligente, encontra vários apoiadores poderosos, avança muito em sua carreira e deixa os haters chocados. Todos os olhos estão atentos para assistir a sua desgraça. A verdadeira filha da família rica acredita que, se Shi Jin ficasse, ela poderia ser usada como empregada extra. Seu ex-noivo insiste em manter os arranjos de casamento que seus pais concordaram e casar com a garota rica. Todos na família Shi acreditam que ela está acabada na indústria do entretenimento no momento em que deixou a família. Seus antifãs sentem que a única maneira dela se virar é subindo na vida com favores sexuais! Shi Jin recebe muita má imprensa online após ser flagrada comendo com o homem mais rico do mundo. Todos zombam dela por usar seu corpo para se promover no ramo do entretenimento. O homem mais rico do mundo fica intrigado, "Qual é o problema em comer com minha irmã biológica?" Os paparazzi perseguem Shi Jin por três dias e noites quando ela se hospeda em um hotel com uma celebridade internacional. A celebridade internacional comenta, "Há algum problema em discutir o roteiro com minha filha biológica?" Um belo dia, Shi Jin acaba pressionada contra a parede por um enigmático chefe global e é beijada até suas bochechas ficarem ruborizadas. Os paparazzi prontamente guardam suas câmeras e perguntam, "Parentes? Vocês não foram longe demais com o ensaio?" O chefe enigmático: "Vocês têm algum problema com eu beijar minha esposa?"

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Pada usia sebelas tahun, jiwa pemuda Ye Xuan melakukan perjalanan waktu ke Era Mitos yang jauh, menjadi monster Abadi yang keluar dari Tanah Pemakaman Kaisar, mempengaruhi satu era demi era berikutnya. Namun di belakang Ye Xuan, ada kekuatan tak terlihat yang memanipulasi segalanya. Berjuang untuk mengendalikan nasibnya, Ye Xuan mengerahkan segala cara, tetapi saat ia hampir mencapai keberhasilan, ia dikhianati oleh murid dan istrinya, menyebabkan jiwanya tertidur selama sembilan puluh ribu tahun. Ketika Ye Xuan terbangun, ia menemukan dirinya kembali dalam tubuhnya sendiri dan telah menjadi menantu dari Sekte Kaisar Abadi, diperlakukan oleh orang lain sebagai orang bodoh. Ceritanya dimulai dari sini. Jiwa Kaisar Abadi, kembali dalam semalam. Sejak saat itu, seorang kaisar bangkit sebagai menantu, menandai mitos tak terkalahkan yang mendominasi sepanjang masa! Versi sederhana: Menantu bodoh, jiwa kembali, bangkit dalam satu pagi, tak terkalahkan sepanjang masa. Versi pamer: "Aku tak terkalahkan; lakukan sesukamu." — Ye Xuan. Versi meme: Tahun itu, dengan tangan di saku, aku tak punya lawan.

La ex gran figura, Ying Zijin, despertó un día como la hija perdida de la familia Ying, que había estado desaparecida durante quince años. La familia Ying rápidamente adoptó a otro niño para reemplazarla. Al regresar a la familia adinerada, todos se burlaron de ella por no ser tan inteligente, capaz, sensata y elegante como una heredera falsa. Sus padres la consideraban una mancha en la familia y le advirtieron que no albergara ilusiones de ser una dama de la familia. Dijeron que debería estar agradecida por ser una hija adoptiva, o de lo contrario la enviarían lejos. —Me iré entonces —Ying Zijin dijo—. No hace falta que me acompañen. Mientras la familia Ying celebraba jubilosamente y otros esperaban ver a la verdadera heredera hacer el ridículo, figuras influyentes de varios campos tomaron cartas en el asunto. —Señorita Ying, házmelo saber si necesitas algo —dijo el ídolo mejor clasificado con los fans más influyentes. —¿Familia Ying? ¿Qué es eso? Jefe, ¿deberíamos simplemente acabar con ellos? —dijo el heredero de un monopolio económico global. —¿Quién se atreve a molestar a mi maestro? —preguntó el mejor artista marcial del país. —Esa es mi hermana —dijo el genio adolescente con un CI de 228. —Claro, entonces llámame cuñado —dijo un hombre con una apariencia increíblemente seductora sonriendo con pereza y de manera casual. Las figuras influyentes estaban confundidas. Cuando la verdadera identidad de la heredera fue restaurada, causó sensación en Internet. La familia Ying se volvió loca y se arrodilló, llorando y suplicándole que volviera. —Permítanme presentarla. Esta es nuestra verdadera heredera —dijo la familia poderosa internacional. Renacido como rey, haciendo un fuerte regreso y lanzando un contraataque.

Al abrir los ojos, se convierte en la hija mayor del Gran General del Reino Liuyin. Es la chica moderna que se transmigró a un mundo que solo respeta a los fuertes. Molesta por sus primos... Compromiso roto... No le importaba todo eso. Su lema está inspirado en uno de sus animes favoritos, Hyouka: "Si no tengo que hacerlo, no lo haré. Si tengo que hacerlo, lo haré rápido." —Ya has venido al abrazo de este Señor. ¿Te atreves a huir? —Un Señor la amenaza. —¿Crees que tengo miedo de ti? Sigue soñando. —Ella le responde. Solo quiere tener una vida pacífica, sin embargo, ¿puede conseguirla? Nota del autor: - El crédito de la imagen de portada de esta novela es para su creador. Solo la edité -Por favor, también revisa mi otra novela: Renacida: Mujer Inteligente del Espacio

Jian Li just wanted to grab a soda and scroll memes. But when lightning strikes his phone, he accidentally downloads a very grumpy, very ancient alchemist grandpa — Elder Sheng Tai — who claims to be the last Sage of Heavenly Pill Dao… and now lives in Jian’s cracked Android. One’s a laid-back, sleep-deprived high schooler. The other’s a ghost who thinks rice cookers are furnaces and Douyi is a cursed mind trap. Together? They’re about to turn noodles, earbuds, and smartphone apps into the next great path to immortality. Cultivation now includes: Bluetooth transmission of Qi, rice cooker pill explosions, spiritual tea on a budget, aura-vision filters, and emotionally bonding over instant noodles. Warning: May cause sudden enlightenment, mild diarrhea, or spectral nagging.

> What if you could farm stats, build muscle, earn money—and never lift a finger? Kim Do-hyun is a broke, chubby college gamer who awakens a skill so lame it’s practically a meme: Cloning (Lv. 1). But this "trash skill" turns out to be the biggest cheat in the awakened world—because when his clone trains, grinds, and suffers… Do-hyun gets stronger without doing anything. One body lives in bed. The other body becomes a legend. In a world ruled by stats, mana, and dungeons… Do-hyun is about to break the system from the shadows. --- Synopsis > In a world where 80% of humanity has awakened supernatural talents, life is a brutal competition. College loser Kim Do-hyun is barely surviving on game bots, instant noodles, and debt. That is, until a government-mandated awakening throws him into the spotlight… only to declare his power total trash. Cloning? Level one? Cooldown? One body? What a joke. But this clone is real. It sweats. It works. It eats. And when it trains… Do-hyun's stats increase. Now, while the clone grinds 24/7—running, working, even getting beat up—Do-hyun chills in bed, reaping the rewards. His strength rises. His body transforms. His life begins to change. But power attracts attention. And when an S-Rank hunter known only as The Jumper starts watching, Do-hyun realizes something terrifying: He might not be the only one cheating the system.

Karui tiene 17 años y está en su último año de secundaria. Tras repetir de grado, se prometió ser el mejor: fuerte, inteligente, admirado. Por tres meses mantuvo su promesa de sobresalir en todo, hasta que un incidente lo cambió todo. Un alumno apareció muerto en las escaleras. No hubo testigos del acto, solo un compañero que encontró el cuerpo... y a Karui observando desde arriba. Eso bastó para que el colegio entero lo condenara. Ahora Karui es temido, rechazado y aislado. Él busca limpiar su imagen y recuperar lo que una vez fue: el alumno ejemplar, el mejor, el que todos querían a su lado. Pero mientras intenta recuperar ese lugar, el rechazo y las provocaciones constantes van quebrándolo por dentro. Y mientras más cae, algo dentro de él comienza a despertarse. Una presencia oscura. Un aura invisible que lo envuelve. Un reflejo de lo que está naciendo en su interior. ¿Podrá Karui suprimir esa aura, encontrar a "esa persona"... o terminará hundiéndose por completo en la oscuridad?

Synopsis: After forging the Pact of Crimson Hearts with the mysterious and dazzling Tachibana, Machio’s life takes a sudden turn—from mildly embarrassing to full-blown humiliating. The soul-thread that ties him to Tachibana now acts like a cosmic magnet... but instead of attracting noble allies or wise mentors, it only summons sadistic women with a twisted sense of affection! From gothic vampire ladies who want to "train" him like a pet, to overpowered exorcist girls who think making him dress in frilly outfits will "purify his spirit," Machio can't walk five steps without getting dragged into some new mortifying situation. Each encounter chips away at his dignity—and Nariyuki, being the best worst friend ever, documents it all for the memes. Meanwhile, Tachibana, secretly a little jealous but way too proud to admit it, tries to "protect" Machio... which somehow only makes the sadistic rivals more interested in stealing him away! As Machio struggles to uncover the mystery of their cursed bond, he must also survive a daily gauntlet of teasing, traps, and "punishment games" — all while desperately trying not to break the fragile soul-thread that now ties his fate to Tachibana’s. Because if he dies of humiliation… she does too. And so begins the most chaotic, ego-shattering love story across time. Genres: Romantic Comedy, Supernatural, Action, Sadistic Humor Tags: Vampire Princess, Cursed Romance, Sadistic Love Interests, Humiliation Comedy, Soul Bond, Destiny, Disaster Best Friend

Amara Vega, una joven independiente, inteligente y orgullosa, nunca ha necesitado a nadie para salir adelante. Vive en la ciudad, trabajando jornadas dobles para mantener sus sueños y pagar las cuentas. Su vida da un giro inesperado cuando recibe la misteriosa citación de Leonel Varcés, un poderoso empresario tan enigmático como peligroso, dueño de una inmensa fortuna y de un carácter dominante que impone respeto y deseo por igual. Leonel le propone un contrato impensable: ser suya. No como simple amante, sino como la mujer que le pertenezca en cuerpo, mente… y corazón. A cambio, le ofrece protección, lujo, y un mundo de placeres que ella jamás ha imaginado. Entre noches envueltas en seda y encuentros cargados de deseo, Amara irá descubriendo que bajo el control de Leonel se esconde un hombre herido, con secretos oscuros que podrían destruirlos a ambos. Mientras la línea entre pasión y dependencia se difumina, Amara deberá decidir si su libertad es más importante que el amor… o si está dispuesta a entregarse completamente al hombre que la reclama como suya. En un juego de poder, seducción y sentimientos, Amara y Leonel recorrerán un camino lleno de pasión, celos, secretos y amor verdadero, donde descubrirán que a veces… el mayor acto de libertad es dejarse poseer.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

Un occidental trata de salvar a Nanahoshi encontrando la muerte y renace como Rudeus, un tipo que no es un encerrado, y no es un pervertido, como El japones original, y es más inteligente y decidido que el nini japo los personajes no me pertenecen, mushoku tensei es una obra original de Rifujin Na Magonote, este es un Fanfic , sin fines de lucro

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

I was supposed to die five minutes in. That was the job—show up, monologue badly, get one-shot by the protagonist, and respawn next patch with worse stats. But then... the game crashed. And when I woke up, I wasn’t just Zerik the Tutorial Boss—I was Zerik the Bugged. Glitched stats, busted skills, a cursed pop-up I can’t close, and a system that keeps calling me the “Final Boss Candidate.” Worse? The protagonist missed his spawn point, the hero’s party is late, and the NPCs think I’m some legendary reborn deity who speaks only in cryptic memes and sarcastic rants. Now I’ve got: A mana-draining cat familiar that drinks espresso. A passive that makes every important character misinterpret my words as prophecy. And a System window that keeps throwing "balance patches" at me mid-fight like it's a game dev on caffeine. I didn’t ask to be the villain. I didn’t even ask to be alive. But if this world wants a Final Boss, fine—I’ll give them one. Right after I figure out how to close this damn tutorial.

Rafaela Kravett nasceu para mandar - Herdeira de um império agropecuário, comanda terras, cifras e corações. Firme nos negócios, inabalável nas emoções ... até Laura cruzar seu caminho e acender um desejo que confundiu o poder com paixão. Mas o que era para ser um romance transformador, virou um jogo de vaidades, traições e promessas quebradas. Equando o amor vira campo de guerra, ninguém sai ileso. Do outro lado da história está Leticia - uma mulher discreta, inteligente, recém - chegada "a empresa. Com a caneta certa e a alma limpa, ela começa a consertar os rombos nos negócios da família Kravett... e sem querer, começa a remendar também o coração de Rafaela. o que era para ser apenas um trabalho se transforma em atração, depois em desejo e, por fim, em algo que nem mesmo Rafaela, a mulher que controla tudo, consegue dominar: o amor verdadeiro. Em meio a escândalos empresariais, vinganças sentimentais e reviravoltas que atravessam o Brasil e a Europa, Casei sem querer é uma história sobre mulheres que amam intensamente, erram profundamente e lutam ferozmente por um lugar onde o amor não precise ser escondido - nem assinado contrato.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

María es una mujer inteligente, independiente y feliz. Ignora que aún sigue atada a sus temores de infancia, que marcan sus relaciones con los demás. Camina por la vida trazando su propio sendero al borde de ese precipicio, que no puede mirar. Por el camino se cruzará con tres hombres claves para desvelar su plenitud.

Em um mundo devastado pelo apocalipse zumbi, Alex, um alfa forte e carismático, tenta liderar seu grupo de sobreviventes. No entanto, por trás da fachada de um líder, ele esconde um segredo: ele está apaixonado por seu secretário, Leo, um beta inteligente e sensível. No entanto, por causa de vários mal-entendidos, Leo termina o relacionamento. Com o fim abrupto do romance, o apocalipse chega com fúria, trazendo não apenas zumbis, mas traições e conflitos entre os sobreviventes. Leo, em sua busca para entender seu novo papel neste mundo cruel, descobre que possui um poder sobrenatural, no entanto, essa habilidade tem um preço terrível: ele deve enfrentar a perda de sua humanidade. O mundo se tornou um lugar onde a sobrevivência do mais apto, e Leo se encontra entre sua nova identidade e o amor que ainda sente por Alex. Quando seus caminhos se cruzam novamente, Alex percebe que para proteger Leo e ganhar sua confiança, ele precisará enfrentar não apenas as hordas de zumbis, mas também os fantasmas de seu passado. Ele deve decidir: ele pode aceitar o novo Leo, mesmo que isso signifique confrontar suas fraquezas e a sombra do que ele se tornou? Enquanto zumbis e sobreviventes lutam pelo poder, Alex e Leo devem trabalhar juntos para reconstruir o que foi quebrado e enfrentar a verdade sombria sobre os sacrifícios que o amor exige. Quando um inimigo usa um ômega para tentar se infiltrar no grupo de sobreviventes, Alex logo percebe isso e pretende cair no truque da beleza e leva o ômega para a floresta para se livrar dele. Mas Alex cometeu um erro. Ele não sabia que o ômega tinha um espaço mágico de jade em volta do pescoço, onde outro sobrevivente estava escondido, esperando a oportunidade de matá-lo. Acordando fraco, doente e vítima de uma armadilha 2 anos antes do apocalipse, Alex tem que consertar seu relacionamento com Leo.

Em **Lumenford**, uma metrópole implacável onde o dinheiro dita as regras, **Leon Kuroda**, um jovem órfão e inteligente, luta para sobreviver nos cortiços imundos do Distrito Industrial. Sua vida miserável muda quando um **sistema misterioso** chamado **Fortuna** se instala em sua mente, oferecendo missões perigosas em troca de riqueza e poder. **Missões. Dinheiro. Sobrevivência.**

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?

Yuto Akiyama, a 25-year-old shut-in whose life revolved around being an ex-eSports strategist and notorious meme lord, meets an unceremonious end during a grueling 24-hour stream of World Warfare 4: Total Domination. Instead of a respawn screen, he awakens in a world ripped straight from a medieval fantasy, embroiled in a continent-spanning war. His digital dominion is replaced by the harsh reality of being conscripted as a mere private in the Kingdom of Braxium's beleaguered army.

We share our Memes here

A world of hunters in which they hunt down creatures from another world in the form of gates and the dungeons inside them, with the power of cliche and memes anything is possible! "does that mean I could fly?" "no shit" "is that a gate that leads to another world?!" "what of course not they lead to dungeons!... Wait... Wha-

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- This is a super short story so there will be less than 20 chapters in it.

Zane Kingsley was just your average Gen-Z burnout. Jobless, broke, sleep-deprived, and emotionally sponsored by memes and sarcasm, he didn’t ask to wake up in another world. He especially didn’t ask to wake up in the corpse of Varell Duskshade—a disgraced noble who got himself expelled from the continent’s most elite magic academy by throwing a flaming chair at his professor. With no memories of this body, no magical knowledge, and no idea why his fingers keep glowing at the worst moments, Zane must now survive a school where bloodlines matter, failure equals exile, and everyone remembers what he did—except him. Oh, and there's a mysterious voice in his head that may or may not be a sentient error message from the universe. Armed with broken logic, a twisted sense of humor, and the kind of ideas that shouldn’t work but somehow do, Zane is about to take Eldryn by storm. One illogical spell at a time.