Huhu Bilder Lustig

Als Chi Lian auf ihrer Erde stirbt, erwacht sie im Körper eines anderen Mädchens, das denselben Namen trägt wie sie, auf einer anderen Erde. Einer mit Imperien und königlichen Familien. Arm und verzweifelt um ihr Überleben kämpfend, ist sie an ein virtuelles Haustiersystem gebunden, das auf die Technologie ihres Heimatplaneten zugreifen kann, um sie zu nutzen. Es gibt nur einen Haken. Der einzige Job, den sie ausüben kann, ist der eines Paparazzo. Von dort aus ist sie entschlossen, sich ein Medienimperium aufzubauen und das zurückzuholen, was ihre Familie verloren hat. Ihre Hauptziele sind die begehrtesten, aber schwer zu bekommenden Junggesellen des Imperiums, die eine Nachricht wert sind. Sie sind reich, gutaussehend und die Medien haben Angst, ihre Bilder und Informationen zu veröffentlichen. Aber irgendwie schafft Chi Lian das Unmögliche, sie macht ständig Fotos von ihnen. Welche Frau würde nicht für ihre exklusiven Bilder und Nachrichten bezahlen. Einer zieht sie besonders an: der kalte CEO und Professor Jun Muyang, von dem alle sagen, er sei kalt zu Frauen. Mit ihrer Technik und ihrem Verstand finden Chi Lian und ihre Adoptivtochter alle Möglichkeiten, in seinen Raum einzudringen und dabei sein Herz zu stehlen. Aber wie weit ist sie bereit zu gehen, um das Herz von Professor Ice Cube zum Schmelzen zu bringen und ihre Konkurrenten auf Distanz zu halten? All die Frauen im Reich, die Jun Muyang begehrten, warteten sehnsüchtig auf ihre Ablehnung. Aber es würde eine lange Wartezeit werden. Erste Woche..." Jun Muyang, ich habe dir diese Blumen gekauft." Jun Muyang: "Hau ab." Jahr 1... "Baby, ich brauche noch einen Kuss." Chi Lian: "Hau ab." Andere Werke. Transmigration aus einer Zombie-Welt zur Frau des Mecha-Königs[laufend]

(MATURE CONTENT) Threesome arc? - Right here A weak, adorable, and low self-esteemed MC with an awful past, a trauma breaking him down every second and controling his life, just before he meets his 'suns', and later gains confidence and starts loving himself again arc? - Right here. Yeah, you read that right. Twin brothers who radiate like the sun and are very possessive of the MC, putting his happiness above everything arc? Gosh, look no further, you're in the right place. This story is just for you, so open it and read to your heart's content. ****** Synopsis I was just a no-name photographer who was trying hard to make a living, but then I got tangled with 'them'. My life, as it was, had always been nothing but a nightmare, living a cursed life that wasn't fit to be called a life. I had no chances with love, connections, or anything. Nothing! And after drawing my last straw, trying to make a final effort that would maybe lead me somewhere other than dirt, I met them again. They - the twins - were my childhood friends whose lives I had ruined with my presence, and I was scared to ruin it a second time, so I tried to stay away from them but... They had other plans. 'When angels dream.' That was what I called the picture. The beautiful portrait was filled with serenity as that blond Italian man gazed into the distance and was showered with the soft petals of cherry blossom. The beautiful picture I had 'stolen'. Yeah, that's the word. I stole it because I didn't ask for permission first. But this is how it unfolded. At first, I took the picture without asking because I was so mesmerized by the scenery, and completely breathtaking, but then I got caught but it wasn't by the same man. They looked alike and wore the same clothes but I could tell right away that he wasn't him. Nevertheless, I apologized. "I'm deeply sorry." I said but then, the man whom I had stolen a picture from walked up behind me and said, "To think such a day would come." I turned around and blinked, looking at the man in front of me and then at the one behind me. They were identical twins. And not only that ... My heart shook... They looked like the twins I had known back then. "What's the matter?" The one in front asked with a bright smile that I was so compelled to take a picture of him and I did. He blinked at my confused expression and then burst out laughing. A sweet and cheerful laugh that made me blush. he looked really handsome. They both did, with their blonde hair which shone like gold with the suns radiation and a charming smile. I found my heart racing at the mere sight of that smile and almost forgot the situation I was in. "I see you haven't changed at all." He suddenly said, swiped my hair back and added, softly, "Hyung." My eyes widened. These two... It couldn't be... They weren't the twins, right? The twins that I knew. They... How did this happen? I just wanted a picture, that's all. ****** Thank you all for diving into this story. Note, the smut doesn't officially start right away till the later chapters but I didn't leave the readers without some sweet candies either, so along the line, there were a bunch of 'actions' between MC and the twins, huhu. His denial knew no bound but his body still won in the end, haha. Anyway, if you find waiting for updates too long, and you haven't checked out my other books, please do. There's also a threesome arc in the first one below. And it's completed too. What a score! 1) Alpha, Alpha, Beta? I transmigrated into an Omegaverse as a boy? [Completed] Check out the continuation of number one, It's the next generation, that is, their kids 2) To Byul (Omegaverse) [Ongoing ]

"Ich werde gezwungen, den grausamen Mafiaboss zu heiraten." Joanna Smiths perfektes Leben nahm plötzlich eine drastische Wendung, als der grausame Mafiaboss sie als seine neue Braut verlangte. "Willst du wissen, warum ich eine zerbrechliche Frau wie dich geheiratet habe?" hatte er sie gefragt, und seine Stimme triefte nur so vor Kälte. Joanna nickt mit dem Kopf, weil sie den Grund für ihre Heirat mit einem so gefährlichen Mann wissen will. "Du bezahlst eine Schuld, mein Schatz! Eine Schuld, die dein Vater vor seinem Tod nicht begleichen wollte!" Er lacht metaphorisch, als ob er etwas Lustiges gesagt hätte. "Du gehörst jetzt mir, Joanna. Ich werde alle möglichen verrückten Dinge mit deinem Körper anstellen, damit du dich nach mir sehnst, mehr willst und mich anflehst, dich gnadenlos zu f**ken!" Er grinste sie böse an.

This is a story about how the four divine being became the four horsemen of apocalypse. From Christ to Antichrist, peace to war, prosperity to famine, and life to death. How fortunate it would be if time really stops before our downfall starts. We can all stay together forever, and like a painting we can never be tainted even how evil the onlookers and the world is. But I guess our painter made us this way. From the start his creation is made to be tainted. He made an artwork that purpose is solely to become a tool for his wrath on his audience. There was a time when we are all sinless. Then it all went wrong. "Do you believe in reincarnation?" "No, that are only made up by humans. Remember that they were merely but flesh, their soul is like a passing breeze that never returns." - English is not my mother tongue so pls expect there are many grammatical errors on this story. But I will appreciate if you tell my wrong doings so I can fix it. Just pls don't get mad at me huhu. - This is my first time publishing a story so I'm a beginner in this field. That's all thanks for reading.

ALTNF 1 Ben Cariaga's POV "Ano na, asan ka na?" Sabi ko dahil hindi ko na talaga siya makita. Asan na ba siya? Masyado nang mataas ang narating niya! Mamaya mahulog to eh. "Wait, teka lang babi! Ang kati ng likod ko. Jan ka lang!" Sigaw niya mula sa itaas ng puno. Sa totoo lang, kanina pa ako nangangalay dito. Paano ba naman, kanina ko pa bitbit ang pagkalaki-laking bayong na 'to na naglalaman ng mangga. Yep, nasa mango-hunting kami ngayon ni Kristal. "Ano na bes? Nakakangalay na! Asan ka ba? You are nowhere to be found!" Sigaw ko. "Nandito ako, look!" Hinanap ko siya sa itaas pero hindi ko talaga siya makita. Masyado kasing maraming sanga ang nakaharang. Maya-maya ay may ginalaw-galaw siyang mga sanga at hinanap ko iyon. Nang makita ko ito ay ako ang nalula sa sobrang taas. "Hala Kristal! Gagi ka ba? Ang taas mo masyado! Bumaba ka na dyan, bago ka pa mahulog at masisi pa ako ng masungit mong mudrakels dahil ako ang nagpaakyat sa'yo dyan!" Sigaw ko sa kanya. "Babi, magtiwala ka sa akin. Kaya ko 'to. Ang dami kaya dito. Ready mo na yang bayong, dali!" Sabi niya. I frowned. Ano ba 'yan, bigat na bigat na nga ako dito tas biglang change location. Huhu. Hinanda ko na ang dala-dala kong bayong. Tama siya, ang dami ngang bunga ng mangga sa pwesto niya. Kumpul-kumpol at malalaki na. Sana lang hindi pa hinog ang mga 'yam. "Kris, ang dami masyado. Bawasan mo. Baka sa ulo ko tumama 'yan imbes na shumoot sa bayong." She chuckled, "Ok." At hinulog na niya isa-isa yung mga mangga. Marami-rami rin kaming nakuha. No, marami talaga kaming nakuha. Samantalang kami lang din naman ni Kristal ang mangangain nito. You know, summer. Ang sarap ng may mangangata. "Marami rin tayong nakuha. Tirahan natin si kuya Japs ng lima." Sabi ko. Bumaba na si Kristal sa ng puno nang walang kahirap-hirap. Taong unggoy 'yan eh. Kayang umakyat ng puno kahit gaano kataas ng effortless. Kahit maliit na babae yan si Kristal wag mong mamaliitin yan. Maraming 'yang kayang gawin sa buhay. "Tatlo lang? Gawin mo nang sampu." Sabi niya. I gave her a meaningful look, "Ok, ok, fine, fine. Crush mo eh." "Huh? C-crush ka diyan, wala akong crush no." She said, blushing. "Asus, oke, sabi mo eh." Sabi ko naman. Nagligpit na kami ng mga pinanguha namin at umuwi na rin kami. Bago ang lahat. Ben Cariaga ang pangalan ko. Si Kristal naman itong kasama ko. Kristal used to call me "Babi" dahil, wala lang. Trip lang daw niya. Kami 'yung tipong unexpected best friends kasi pagkalipat na pagkalipat nila dito, inapproach niya kaagad ako. Then ayun, instant BFFs. Minsan tinanong niya ako if I'm a gay. Napansin niya daw sa behaviour ko at way ko ng pagsasalita.

“ Yg atribut seragamnya nggak lengkap maju kedepan sekarang!! ” -Melvin Azka Devanio- “Mampus mana atribut Veve belum lengkap lagi! Huhu gimana nih! ” -Venecia Olivia Margaretha- Siketua osis ganteng tapi tegas ketemu sama cewek ceria tapi polos banget. Gimana tuh?

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Als einer der ersten Spieler, die Zugang zu World of Falan - dem weltweit ersten immersiven Spiel - erhalten, erstellt Roland seinen Charakter als Magier. Doch das Spielen als Magier ist nicht so lustig und einfach, wie er dachte. Sein Kopf explodiert sogar, nachdem er den allerersten Zauber im Spiel gewirkt hat. Während er stur bei seiner Klasse bleibt, während die meisten Magier beschließen, einen neuen Charakter zu erstellen, entdeckt Roland nach und nach die Tricks des Handwerks und sein ungewöhnliches Talent. Das erlaubt ihm, die Klischees der Leute über Magier zu verändern und die tief verborgenen Geheimnisse dieses Spiels zu erforschen...

Archer Bennett, der mit seinem derzeitigen Leben zufrieden ist, wird plötzlich erstochen und verliert alles, was er liebt. Er findet jedoch schnell heraus, dass der Tod nicht immer endgültig ist. Als Kind mit dem Namen Archer Ashguard wird er in eine magische Welt transmigriert und findet sich verlassen wieder. Verloren und allein, mit geheimnisvollen und starken magischen Fähigkeiten. Er begibt sich auf ein Abenteuer, das manchmal lustig, manchmal ernst ist und in dem es viele Mädchen gibt! Begleite Archer auf einer legendären Reise, die die Welt verändern wird. Keine NTR, Yuri oder Vergewaltigung. ----------------------------------------------------- Wenn Sie mich unterstützen wollen, kaufen Sie einen Kaffee - https://ko-fi.com/neganspalace Ich werde hier und da ständige Änderungen vornehmen, um die Grammatik und die Geschichte im Allgemeinen zu verbessern. Charakterzeichnungen auf Discord. Zwei Kapitel pro Tag. 500 Steine = 1 zusätzliches Kapitel. https://discord.gg/rkyQyz85DJ

Durch Heiratsschwindel betrogen, ein Leben lang als Kindermädchen ohne Bezahlung ausgebeutet und schließlich von ihrer Adoptivmutter vor dem Krankenbett ihres Adoptivvaters zu Tode geprügelt, fand Shen Mianmians elendes Leben ein Ende. Als sie ihre Augen wieder öffnete, fand sie sich im Alter von fünfzehn Jahren wieder. Shen Mianmian schwor sich, ihrem vergangenen Schicksal zu entfliehen und ihre bösartige Cousine und Adoptivmutter zu bestrafen, doch dabei strahlte sie versehentlich zu hell. Die drittletzte Schülerin der Schule stieg plötzlich an die Spitze auf, wurde zur begehrten Kandidatin an den renommierten Universitäten und erregte das Aufsehen aller Lehrer und Schüler... Während andere mit dem Studium beschäftigt waren, gründete Shen Mianmian kleine Unternehmen, um Geld zu verdienen... Während andere sich auf die Aufnahmeprüfungen für das College vorbereiteten, kaufte Shen Mianmian auf einen Schlag die beiden berüchtigtsten Spukhäuser in Peking... Sie wurde in den Augen aller zu einer Kuriosität, und man spottete über sie, dass sie, selbst wenn sie das Vermögen hätte, sie zu kaufen, nicht das Leben hätte, um in ihnen zu leben. Während andere ihren Abschluss machten und sich auf die Suche nach einem Arbeitsplatz machten, wurden die von Shen Mianmian gekauften Spukhäuser von der Regierung beschlagnahmt, was ihr eine beträchtliche Abrissentschädigung einbrachte. Diejenigen, die sich über sie lustig gemacht hatten, konnten nicht anders, als sich zweimal zu ohrfeigen... und sich überall zu erkundigen, wo es Spukhäuser zu kaufen gab. Shen Mianmian, die sich ursprünglich Geld für die Studiengebühren leihen musste, nutzte die Abrissgelder und ihren Wiedergeburtsvorteil, um ein geeignetes Grundstück zu kaufen und ein Mietshaus zu bauen, und wurde so zur reichsten und wohlhabendsten Vermieterin Pekings... Eines Tages wurde Shen Mianmian, die einen Beutel mit Schlüsseln bei sich trug und gerade die Miete kassiert hatte, zum Amt für Zivilangelegenheiten geschleppt. "Shen Mianmian, es wird Zeit, dass Sie Ihre Schulden bei mir zurückzahlen."

Xu Shaochen was kicked out of the hotel after being humiliated at his wedding, and suddenly learned that his missing grandfather was the richest man in the world and left him a trillion dollar inheritance, that he was a poor student who was humiliated in the eyes of others, but no one knew that he had become the new richest man in the world.... The Grammar is bad so sorry huhu

Moon, is an ordinary girl that lives in miserable life every day. Fat. A word that perfectly describes her. Body shaming, fake friends, and people's pleasure are sugar in her coffee. One day, she came across a uhm... fat orange cat. Her life changed after knowing that she is one of the powers. More exciting, her mentor is no one else but one of the strongest powers. 16+ violence, language p/s: ignore the grammar huhu englishu not my first language

"Sinopsis novel baru itu udah keluar Lo!!". "B-benarkah? aku sangat menantikannya, melihat dari kover saja sudah tau kalo cerita nya bagus!!". 'Chalista Evergreen' ternyata novel ini yang di bicarakan orang-orang, baiklah mari kita liat sinopsis yang telah keluar pekan ini. Sinopsis novel 'Chalista Evergreen' 'A-aku harus hidup.. A-aku harus kembali..' "Andai kala sekuncup harapan seorang putri yang malang ini menjadi kenyataan, biarkan seseorang mengubah takdirku. Takdir yang memiliki akhir yang bahagia." Huhu, kenapa si ada kata 'aku harus hidup' aku yang terus berharap agar cepat 'tiada' setiap saat bagaimana? sebenarnya apa yang membuatnya ingin sekali untuk hidup menghadapi siang dan malam tanpa henti?..,

Cerpen ini hanyalah rekaan semata-mata, tetapi ia juga merupakan cerita yang benar. Pekenalan mereka ini bermula di kampung si gadis apabila angkelnya en.kajaim yg balik ke kampung pada ketika sya berusia 14 tahun yg bersekolah d sk. batu putih, tambunan.Si jejaka pula ikut angkel saya utk blk kg. nah di sanalh kami kenal yang menyebabkan kisah percintaan antara si gadis kampung dengan si jejaka. Cerpen ini pada mulanya dikira bahagia akan tetapi di tengah perjalanan mempunyai banyak rintangan seperti ranting-ranting kayu. Perkenalan merreka ini pada mulanya di media sosial whatsapp. si gadis kampung ini pada mulanya masuk group d.p.s iaitu psl politik. tidak diketahui bahawa si jejaka ada pd group yang dia masuk sebnyk 7 group ini. .Apakah yang akan berlaku pada masa akan datang? Nantikan yang seterusnya ya guys... Maaflah kebelakangan ini saya tidak dapat menulis cerita kerana saya bakal menghadapi peperiksaan yang boleh menentukan hidup dan mati saya. Doakan saya ya. Segala penulisan yang sya lakukan ini hanyalah pertama kalinya sya menulis cerita ini. Kalau ada kekurangan tolong beritahu ya. Jangan simpan... Huhu....semua tempat dan nama ini hanyalah rekaan semata-mata untuk menjaga hati orang. nama skola ini xda dlm daerah ini. mohon maaf jika terlalu bnyk kesalah dan sebagainya. segala tunjuk ajar akn sya hormati sebb inilh pertama kalinya sya menulis novel. ??

Kai, a soul who has not yet transmigrated for thousand of years. He died because of tragedy of war, fighting until his death. He had always been waiting to get transmigrated to another body, until he get tired of it. He tried to steal other living soul's body while they were asleep, but he always ended failed. Until one day, he found a little girl named 'Lan' who is crying. She had lost her way home. "hic, huhu...." she cried. Kai think that he could help her by taking her out the forest. He is walking towards her, when hesuddenly stopped midway because he remembered something. 'We cant touch living soul's body nor interact with them even if it was for shortest time. Or else, we will get failed to transmigrate. But, the worst part is, that we will be erased in this world FOREVER!' His fellow friend said warning him.

Arjay wakes up to find himself reincarnated into a homless boy's body in the middle of a forest after a long session of gaming in his apartment. realizing it was a dream come true he quickly investigates to find his new found power or cheat. Arjay:" i mean its standard procedure to have something extra ordinary after reincarnating.... right?" Only to find out it was different from most of the novels he read... Arjay:" wtf!!, i thought i left earth, why is my system such a capitalist?. "okay, calm down... i should have an extraordinay body like a hidden talent righ..." Well uhm.... "why is this body sickly and malnourished?!.. well atleast there should be some kind of civilization nearby." Nope. actually.... " why da fak am i in the middle of nowhere?!!" sometime later. "i just wanna go home .huhu, where everything is convenient. i miss the food, the warm bed and the internet...yeah mostly the internet" follow the mc as he tries to live in a fantasy world. ************************* this is my take on the isekai genre. i only write this for fun. english is my second language. you might lose a few braincells or two. i'll try not to make it a slow life in another world kind of story. mc has a shop for a system ,think of it as Amazon, ebay, alibaba and marketplace. first it only offers "earth stuff" like modern tech and appliancess, then it becomes op by selling in game items of videogames the Mc has played like Dota,LoL, Ragnarok, Wow, Diablo.

Y​eonhee lived as a shaman who served God since she was young. It was a life where she drew amulets and swung her fan when she was dealing with people. ​But death came in an instant. She was born as ‘Julia Robinheartz’ and started a new life. Would she be able to get out of the bridle called shamanism now? If only she can live a normal life……. [Huhu, please release my grudge.] “Please go to the temple for that.” [It’s so unfair! I can’t believe I was struck by lightning while I was in the street and died….!] “That’s what life is.” But even in this life, there are endless ghosts ​who asked for a release to their revenge. “My name is Rio Sirius Ephesia. I am the Duke in Ephesia Dukedom and the current commander-in-chief of Proren Kingdom.” A man suddenly came into Julia’s tiring life.​ “Will you marry me?” He seduced Julia by showing off his wealth and possessions. I already have letters of proposals piling up like a mountain, but let alone marriage, I am busy as hell dealing with ghosts! “Then let’s have a deal.” ​As soon as she rejected him, he gave her business as if he had been expecting it. It was indeed uncomfortable, but because blank cheque had been going back and forth in front of her she couldn’t get herself together. ​”…Okay. What is it?” ​First of all, let’s earn some money.

Dominique Ponce, a wealthy hotel heiress, and Vinci of the globally famous Infin8 boyband got caught both naked in bed by her parents. In a snap, she and Vinci are married. Feeling entrapped, Vinci decides to make Dominique's married life hell to make her give up. Though it may be crazy, Dominique is determined to get what she wants, and that is to be with Vinci. She could sense that Vinci desires her, but she is baffled that Vinci would often reject her. Will Vinci break Dominique's will and heart so she will give up, or will she be able to win his heart? *Credit goes to the excellent owner of the photo. *This story is inspired by V of BTS because I'm a fan. No bias though. I adore them all. --- He loosened his grip on me, but I was surprised when he made me lie on my stomach in one swift motion and reached for my slit while he was behind me. I whimpered as I felt him swipe his hand there. He lifted my waist and pushed the barrier of my nighties aside. I felt his finger and tongue trying to part my slit apart. I gasped at the sensation, but I tried not to make a sound. I didn't want to distract him or stop him. I just wanted him to do whatever he wanted if it would satisfy him and make him realize that I am worth his time. This marriage of ours is worth a try. 'Pathetic, but what can I do? I want to be with him. I'd do anything just to be with him!' "You taste good," he whispered. I heard it, but I was too dazed and feeling high with the sensation he was giving me. It felt like I was dreaming with the way he repeatedly rolled his tongue and tried to slip it inside me. But, I wasn't ready for what came next. He tried to slip his finger inside, and I whimpered in pain. He stopped, but I wasn't sure I should be thankful for that. I should have kept mum and endured the pain of being deflowered! "A-are you a virgin?" He sounded shocked. It seemed to me that he was expecting I was not, which momentarily got me confused. 'Is it a trick question? I think it is!' I warned myself. 'Is it a good thing or a bad thing to admit that I am a virgin?' 'Which is better for you, Vinci? Please be specific because I want to make our marriage work.' "If I tell you no, would you continue? If yes, then I'm not a virgin!" I lied. Lying from the very start makes life complicated! Never lie again... that is if you could help it. "For once, can you just tell the truth?" he raised his voice. I bit my lip and tried not to give any clue to confirm or deny my virginity status! 'Virginity Status: It's Complicated!' Either way, I still saw the sudden change in his reaction, from desiring me to being disgusted with me! Huhu! How frustrating!