Mister F Arrested Development

In a world where mysterious dungeons appear without warning, humanity’s survival depends on awakened hunters—individuals gifted with powers to fight the monsters lurking within. Ranked from F to the legendary SSS, hunters risk their lives to clear these dungeons and harvest the valuable crystal shards dropped by defeated creatures. Vanitas Estroheim, a frail and struggling F-rank hunter, is the weakest of the weak. Mocked by peers and barely scraping by, he fights only to pay off crushing hospital bills for his comatose mother. His life is a constant cycle of humiliation and desperation, with no hope for improvement. When Vanitas joins a raid on a C-rank dungeon far beyond his abilities, disaster strikes. The portal turns violet—a sign of an unstable dungeon—and the team is thrown into chaos. Trapped inside with no way out, Vanitas and his team face a terrifying creature that wipes them out one by one. On the verge of death, a mysterious voice speaks to Vanitas: “Do you wish to live?” With nothing to lose, he accepts—and awakens to a new power that could change everything. Now, Vanitas must rise from the bottom, uncover the truth behind the dungeons, and carve out his destiny in a world that sees him as worthless. The journey to the top will be brutal, but he has no intention of staying at the bottom. Can the weakest hunter defy fate and become the strongest? ------ '4-5 chapters a week' If i dont upload some chapters, im quite busy on something hehe. Hope You find this Book Interesting *Wink.

Zhou Youlin, une célèbre reine de glace des forces spéciales. Lors d'un accident pendant sa mission, elle fut trahie par ses coéquipiers et fut touchée par deux balles. Elle mourut sur le coup. Lorsqu'elle se réveilla, elle était devenue la madame inutile d'une famille de riziculteurs et une épouse rancunière négligée par son mari. Son fils était également négligé. « Si je ne me trompe pas, nous sommes déjà divorcés. Tu envahis actuellement ma maison, mon cher ex. » Zhao Youlin releva son menton et s'assit au bout du canapé, les jambes croisées. Elle avait l'air fière. Mu Tingfeng était sans expression. « Nous pouvons nous remarier. » Zhou Youlin haussa les sourcils. Puis, elle balança sa main, et un grand nombre de photos d'hommes séduisants se répandirent sur la table. « Chéri, sois sage et choisis quelqu'un que tu aimes pour être ton beau-père, d'accord ? » L'expression de Mu Tingfeng... s'assombrit.

``` Le nouveau roman "Espace de Renaissance : le Charme des années 80" est sorti~ En tant que fille aînée de la branche principale de la famille Yang, le plaisir de Yang Ruxin était de construire la fortune familiale et de soutenir ses cadets. Mais pourquoi ce type aveugle et estropié était-il un Esprit si Incessant ? Quand elle cuisinait, il venait allumer le feu ; Quand elle installait son étal, il la suivait pour vanter ses marchandises... "Je dis, M. Gu, devez-vous aider dans tout ce que je fais ?" demanda Yang Ruxin avec une pointe d'agacement. "Oui," acquiesça M. Gu avec sérieux. "Alors maintenant je veux..." "Épouse." M. Gu se leva précipitamment de son fauteuil roulant, "tant que nous ne nous séparons pas, je te donnerai tout ce que tu veux." ```

Man munkelte, dass Qiao Xi eine schwache Konstitution hatte - eine kränkliche Schönheit. Man munkelte, dass sie jeden Tag ein Vermögen für Medikamente ausgab und sie wie Süßigkeiten verschlang. Man munkelte, dass zehn Diener jeden Tag an ihrem Bett auf sie warteten - eine Last für alle. Sie alle warteten darauf, dass die Qiao-Familie Qiao Xi zurück aufs Land schickte und sie dort sich selbst überließ. Qiao Xi: "Sie sagen alle, dass ich schwach bin und nicht auf mich selbst aufpassen kann. Anscheinend gebe ich auch leichtsinnig Geld aus." Sie sah auf ihr zerfleddertes Hemd hinunter und war verärgert. Qiao Xi: "Willst du damit sagen, dass diese reiche Familie ihre Tochter jeden Tag zerfledderte Kleidung tragen lässt?" Die reiche Tochter der Familie Qiao? Sie hatte genug! Sie würde es nicht mehr sein! Deshalb... Dreckskerl: "Ohne die Qiao Familie bist du nichts." Qiao Xi: "Wenn ich aus der Qiao-Familie rausgeschmissen werde, bin ich erledigt." Das dreckige Mädchen: "Schwesterherz, sei nicht zu enttäuscht. Solange du hart arbeitest, wirst du eines Tages gelobt werden." Qiao Xi: "Halt die Klappe, ich kenne keine Verräterin wie dich." Der Dreckskerl und das Mädchen: "???" Man munkelt, dass der jüngste Sohn der Familie Gu, Gu Zheng, vorschnell eine Frau geheiratet hat, die nur gut aussieht. Qiao Xi: "Schaut jemand auf mich herab?" Eines Tages sah Qiao Xi, wie einer von Gu Zhengs Angestellten sich den Kopf über eine Reihe von Zahlen auf dem Computerbildschirm zerbrach. Da sie frei war, half sie ihm. Hat sie gerade die Firewall geknackt, die durch die gemeinsamen Bemühungen von Top-Elite-Hackern geschaffen wurde?! Gu Zheng kam mit jedem Schritt näher. "Qiao Xi, was verheimlichst du noch vor mir? Hmm?" Qiao Xi: "Oh, nein! Mir ist schon wieder schwindlig! Ich bin so schwach. Mein Körper ist einfach zu schwach!"

Ketika dunia percaya bahwa keberuntungan adalah hasil dari takdir semata, Ray Kencana, seorang jurnalis investigasi ambisius, menemukan pola angka yang aneh dan berulang di balik beberapa peristiwa besar—mulai dari kemenangan lotere hingga kejatuhan pasar saham. Semuanya mengarah pada satu organisasi misterius yang disebut TOTO8000, sebuah jaringan rahasia yang dikabarkan mampu mengendalikan keberuntungan manusia melalui algoritma dan teknologi canggih. Ray awalnya menganggap ini hanyalah teori konspirasi, hingga ia menerima ancaman nyata yang menunjukkan bahwa dirinya kini menjadi target TOTO8000. Dalam pencarian jawabannya, ia bertemu dengan Elena Hartono, seorang mantan karyawan organisasi tersebut yang memiliki informasi penting, namun menyimpan rahasia yang bisa membahayakan mereka berdua. Bersama-sama, Ray dan Elena menyusuri teka-teki yang tersebar di berbagai penjuru kota, mulai dari kasino mewah hingga pusat data tersembunyi, menghadapi para pembunuh bayaran, dan memecahkan kode-kode rumit yang menjadi kunci untuk membongkar operasi TOTO8000. Namun, semakin dekat Ray dengan kebenaran, ia mulai menyadari bahwa keberadaan TOTO8000 bukan hanya soal kekuatan dan manipulasi, tetapi juga tentang pengkhianatan yang melibatkan seseorang dari masa lalunya. Dalam perlombaan melawan waktu, Ray harus memilih: menghancurkan sistem yang mengendalikan hidup banyak orang atau mempertaruhkan segalanya untuk menyelamatkan orang-orang yang ia cintai.

Após morrer de uma estranha doença terminal, Ling Lan renasceu em um mundo 10000 anos no futuro. Embora ela desejasse ardentemente poder apenas viver uma vida pacífica e sem eventos em seu novo corpo saudável, o destino tinha outros planos... Obrigada a se disfarçar de menino apenas para poder herdar os benefícios militares premium de seu falecido pai, a jornada de Ling Lan até a idade adulta foi cheia de desafios. Após muita dificuldade, ela finalmente chegou aos dezesseis anos, quando poderia abandonar a farsa. Mas antes que pudesse aproveitar sua recém-descoberta liberdade para se casar e iniciar sua própria família, uma reviravolta do destino a lança na principal escola militar para garotos da Federação. Com essas reviravoltas do destino, Ling Lan teve pouca escolha a não ser caminhar cada vez mais por um caminho sem volta, um de domínio frio e distante... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji, o tradutor aqui. :3 Aqui estão algumas outras coisas que vocês devem saber: 1) Esta história NÃO é primariamente um romance. O sistema da QI atualmente categoriza todos os romances provenientes do site chinês de novelas para mulheres (起点女生网) como 'romance' sem falhas, independentemente de serem verdadeiramente romances ou não. Então, se você está aqui apenas pelo romance, talvez queira encontrar um romance diferente. Haverá algum romance eventualmente, mas a maior parte deste romance é de ficção científica/Xianxia com muita construção de mundo e desenvolvimento de personagem. 2) Eu uso ortografia britânica. Então, por favor, certifique-se de que erros ortográficos são realmente erros antes de reportá-los. 3) Não importa o que a taxa de lançamento no topo diga, a taxa de lançamento garantida no momento é de 1 cap/dia (também conhecido como 7 cap/semana). O resto é extra à minha discrição. (Eu tentarei fazer o meu melhor, mas responsabilidades da vida real vêm primeiro.)

In a world where every day feels the same, Ren Tanaka wakes up to a strange reality: time has paused, and he’s the only one who can move. A mysterious voice offers him a dark game, filled with twisted tasks he must complete to escape this nightmare. As Ren struggles with his choices, he faces tough decisions that could have serious consequences. He must navigate a dangerous path where every move counts, testing his morals and sanity. Will he give in to the darkness, or can he find a way to break free and reclaim his life before time starts again? [NEW CHAPTER EVERY SUNDAY AND WEDNESDAY!!]

In a world where the gods of legend have become actual fact, a few misnomers from another planet seek to simply live their lives in peace. If you could choose one word from the dictionary, one that simply defines you to the core of your soul, what would you say your definition is?

Esta es una versión alternativa de la tierra que todos conocemos en donde veremos a nuestro protagonista quien es. Diego Esposito, un chico de 16 años acaba de ser subido del equipo juvenil del Valencia. Acompañalo en su viaje para ser el mayor extremo del la historia del fútbol

Di dunia para manusia serigala, penyihir, dan vampir, Aadhya, seorang manusia, selalu bertanya-tanya apakah ini benar-benar tempat dia berada. Tidak peduli berapa kali dia mengajukan pertanyaan itu, jawabannya selalu tetap sama... YA Orang tuanya adalah salah satu pasangan beta terkuat (kedua dalam komando) pada masanya di seluruh benua. Namun, meskipun memiliki darah beta dalam pembuluh darahnya, Aadhya tahu bahwa dia berbeda dari semua manusia serigala yang telah dia temui sepanjang hidupnya. Dia tidak memiliki indera tajam seperti manusia serigala, dia bahkan tidak berubah menjadi serigala saat dia beranjak dewasa yang secara otomatis menjadikan dia 'aneh di antara kawanan'. Meskipun diperlakukan sebagai orang buangan, diganggu oleh anak-anak serigala lainnya, dan bangun setiap hari dengan tawa menyeramkan dan mimpi buruk yang selalu terasa terlalu nyata untuk sekedar menjadi mimpi, dia tidak pernah membiarkan dirinya merasa lemah. Dia mendorong dirinya semaksimal mungkin dan melatih dirinya seperti setiap serigala di kawanan mereka dilatih. Ini adalah hari ulang tahunnya yang kedua puluh ketika dia tiba-tiba merasakan 'getaran jodoh' dari sentuhan Ethan Smith, pengganggunya nomor satu yang akan menjadi alfa dari kawanan mereka. Dia tahu bahwa tidak ada yang akan normal sejak dia merasakan getaran pertama itu tetapi dia tidak tahu bahwa tidak ada yang normal dalam hidupnya sejak dia lahir ke dunia ini. Akankah Ethan menerima hadiah ikatan jodoh dan meninggalkan pacarnya yang seorang pemegang pangkat demi manusia? Akankah Aadhya mampu bertahan dari semua hal yang akan segera datang menghadangnya? Ikuti perjalanan Aadhya yang penuh dengan misteri, aksi, romansa, dan banyak liku-liku.. Baca 'Si Aneh Kawanan: Misteri yang Akan Terungkap' untuk menjadi saksi rollercoaster emosi dan melihat bagaimana kehidupan manusia biasa 'Aadhya' terungkap di dunia para manusia serigala. Sudah dicintai dan dihargai oleh ribuan pembaca di seluruh dunia di berbagai platform ebook. Karya pertama yang ditandatangani oleh penulis Mudita Upreti

Any seasons>>Winter

In her past life, Fei Qinyue was a renowned chemist, known for her brilliance in creating life-saving pills. But her refusal to surrender her treasured formula led to her untimely death in a deadly explosion. However, death was not her end. Reborn into the body of a lowly, forgotten third daughter in the cultivation world of Tianli Continent, Fei Qinyue discovers that her new life is not as simple as it seems. The former host of her body perished in a Qi explosion, and now, Fei Qinyue’s soul awakens, bringing with it a forbidden cultivation technique—Gu Poison Cultivation. With her weapon, the ancient and mystical Guqin, at her side, she vows to rise above the weak, using her poisonous powers to manipulate and destroy her enemies. But as she plots her revenge, there is one obstacle she cannot ignore: the persistent and arrogant Third Prince, who seems to be drawn to her despite her every attempt to avoid him. As Fei Qinyue ascends through the world of cultivation, she will stop at nothing to claim victory, her eyes set on a single goal: to be the one who lands the final blow. But as the Third Prince proves to be more than just a nuisance, she must decide whether to rid herself of this pesky prince or use him as a pawn in her pursuit of ultimate power.

Ranked as humanity's weakest hunter, Jin-woo was nothing more than a disposable porter in a world of heroes and monsters. Death in a legendary dungeon should have been the end of his pathetic story. Instead, it was just the beginning. Armed with a mysterious system and a second chance at life, the former F-rank hunter must achieve the impossible: become strong enough to challenge gods themselves. In a world where power is everything, watch as the weakest rises to defy destiny itself. Some say death is the end. For Jin-woo, it was just his wake-up call.

In a fractured world on the brink of collapse, Hawk, a deadly assassin, is tasked with eliminating Low, a rebel leader accused of inciting chaos. But when their fateful confrontation triggers the activation of F.A.D.E.—a mysterious apocalyptic system—they find themselves bound by an unbreakable curse: if one dies, so does the other. Forced into an uneasy alliance, Hawk and Low must navigate a world transformed by F.A.D.E., completing perilous trials that level up their abilities while uncovering the system’s dark secrets. As their powers grow, so does the tension between their desire to destroy each other and the undeniable connection that begins to form. But the curse is more than a cruel twist of fate—it’s a safeguard against a greater threat. Hawk and Low are the fragmented souls of an ancient being, the Arbiter, whose power is the key to saving or destroying the world. To end the apocalypse, they must confront the ultimate choice: kill each other to gain absolute power or unite their forces to shut down F.A.D.E. at the cost of their lives. In a story of love, betrayal, and redemption, Bound by Blood and F.A.D.E. explores the thin line between hate and love, the weight of sacrifice, and the power of a bond that even death cannot sever.

James was a hustler who'd succeeded in retiring early, only for the pandemic to ruin all of his plans. He spent two years locked up inside playing video games and watching movies, only to be spiritually abducted just as the situation started improving. Now his name is Jin and he's a part of the Illusion Room Sect. A cultivation sect that creates scenarios for combat-focused cultivators to hone their skills. In other words, fully immersive video games. Will the gaming knowledge of his past life help him succeed in such a cut-throat world? Will he manage to break his two-year pandemic induced dry-spell? And most importantly, will he ever manage to surpass the rank of cannon fodder?

There are no heroes no saviors, believing in someone is a slow death, and journey towards damnation, when you believe, you give the object of your believe the power to hurt you I've been through the pain and I will tell you it like poison it kills you slowly from the inside, weakens your mind, but i am done being weak, I will place my trust in no one but me, for I am strong. There is no hero to save you, you made a choice you sold your soul for power and now, you either fight or do nothing, waiting to be cast into eternal damnation, while those who chose to fight, this is not a winning battle, but one of honor of your choice, so pick up arms and fight like it your last because it may as well be.

kind of like hidden love my own experience inspires this story but written with a happy ending this is an age gap story (but its legal!)

Bravery has many forms. Sometimes it shows up when someone shares something as simple as a sandwich. Other times, it shows itself through the loyalty of a son to the memory of his father. Honor, love, friendship. In the country of Lergo those things are still cherished, despite the war which raged there ten years ago. Four boys stick together despite the odds. Life puts them through heartbreak, hunger and hardship. And yet, they still managed to right the wrongs of those long since dead. For it doesn’t matter to them what they lose, as long as they can make the world a better place. Follow Lars, Nate, Mike and Jean on their F Rank Journey. A journey which tests them, but fails to mar their souls.

WARNUNG! -DARK ROMANCE- Ein Shifter wird nur einen Partner seiner Art haben, aber was passiert, wenn du das letzte Wesen deiner Art bist? Lykaner. Er ist der letzte seiner Art und die furchterregendste Art von Shifter. Aber so furchterregend er auch war, er war allein. Doch um zu überleben, muss man nicht der Stärkste sein, sondern nur der Tödlichste. *** Er sah sie an, wie er noch nie jemanden gesehen hatte. Ihr Anblick beruhigte das Rauschen in seinen Ohren, das Pochen seines Herzens und endlich konnte er sich wieder konzentrieren... "Sie ist nicht länger deine Verantwortung. Ich muss mich jetzt um sie kümmern", sagte der Lykaner.

Dengan meningkatnya gelombang tenaga uap dan mesin, siapa yang bisa mendekati Beyonder? Diselimuti kabut sejarah dan kegelapan, siapa atau apa kejahatan yang mengintai yang berbisik di telinga kita? Bangun untuk menghadapi serangkaian misteri, Zhou Mingrui mendapati dirinya bereinkarnasi sebagai Klein Moretti di dunia era Victoria alternatif tempat ia melihat dunia yang dipenuhi dengan mesin, meriam, kapal perang, kapal udara, mesin pembeda, serta Ramuan, Ramalan, Kutukan, Kartu Tarot, Artefak Tertutup… Cahaya terus bersinar tetapi misteri tidak pernah pergi jauh. Ikuti Klein saat ia mendapati dirinya terjerat dengan Gereja-gereja di dunia—baik yang ortodoks maupun yang tidak ortodoks—sementara ia perlahan-lahan mengembangkan kekuatan baru berkat ramuan Beyonder. Seperti kartu tarot yang sesuai, The Fool, yang diberi nomor 0—angka dengan potensi tak terbatas—ini adalah legenda "The Fool."

Experiment Z_0:00, a human weapon created for war, was killed by his creator who regrets not giving him the peaceful life he deserves. He finds himself back to the day of his first mission, he already knew how it was going to happen. Things don't go the way he was expecting them to and he is captured by the enemy with his creator giving him a chance to live peacefully. But that proved to be impossible after the first month or so, and his creator decided to enroll him at a military academy. Maybe he'll fit in more there. Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned.

El mundo estaba regido por la luna, el sol y la naturaleza, esos tres seres creaban un equilibrio en el que había paz y armonía hasta que un día eso se terminó con la llegada de un "ser" que emanaba oscuridad, nadie sabe quién es o de donde venía solo se conocía que por dónde él caminaba el conflicto y la melancolía nacían y nunca más se iban. Con el tiempo se empezó a armar con un ejército lleno de odio, influenciados por la oscuridad, gobernando territorios, haciendo más grande su ejército hasta llenar de oscuridad casi por completo al mundo. La luna y el sol perdieron su poder, ya no brillan como antes, la naturaleza da cobijo a los seres vivos sin oscuridad pero se debilita, muy pocos quieren ir en contra de la oscuridad. En torno al sol y la luna nace una leyenda que podría regresar todo a la normalidad y terminar con la época de oscuridad pero ¿será solo una historia para dar esperanza? O ¿Será verdadera?

Riley Garrett had been comfortable her whole life- Born with a silver spoon in Northdesh. Despite her family's imperfections, Riley found happiness in her mother's love. Other students in school, including her illegitimate older sister, Zoey, laughed at her because of her fat. Unbeknownst to her tormentors, Riley suffered from Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease, a condition she inherited from her mother. A series of tragic events unfolded, each one leaving Riley reeling before she could recover from the last. Her mother dies, she gets blamed for it by her father who had always hated the sight of her. Her father's new family moved in to live with them. And made her life unbearable. Her own half sister found in bed with her boyfriend on Valentine's day and their one year anniversary. She gets thrown into the streets by her own father because he believed she tried to kill her sister. Riley's fortune changed when her maternal grandfather, a billionaire, took her under his wing and welcomed her to his countryside estate. For five years she lived in the countryside without contact with her father. One faithful morning, after a long ride on her pet horse, a servant announced to her that her father requests her presence in Northdesh. She arrives in Northdesh only to be Faced with a blow of an arranged marriage. Atlas Norton, the youngest billionaire tycoon in Northdesh agrees to marry the woman his grandfather has arranged for him. Unbeknownst to Atlas, the woman his grandfather has chosen for him is none other than the person he had previously clashed with, yet desperately needs for his professional life. Atlas is an arrogant young man who doesn't care what his family, including his mother thought. As Atlas prepares to enter into this arranged marriage, his priorities are clear: he'll provide financial assistance to his future wife's family, but his personal space remains off-limits. Little does he know, his life is about to become complicated in ways he never imagined.

In a world teetering on the edge of darkness, "R.I.F.T" is the doorway to humanity's deepest, most twisted shadows. Shine, a young man haunted by a brutal past and fragmented memories, awakens in an abandoned research facility where death lingers in every shadow. Alongside other survivors, he becomes entangled in a merciless game of survival, facing grotesque creatures born from the monstrous "R.I.F.T Experiment." But the nightmare runs deeper than it seems. With each unveiled secret, Shine discovers that this isn't just a scientific accident. The true nature of the experiment—and his connection to it—defies comprehension. As he fights against unseen puppet masters pulling strings from the shadows, Shine must confront not only monsters but also the dark corners of his own psyche—his fears, guilt, and betrayal from those he trusted. "R.I.F.T" is more than a survival story; it is a harrowing descent into the human psyche, where hope is suffocated by horror, and the line between human and monster blurs. As the world tears apart at the seams, can Shine piece himself together and find a way out, or will he be consumed by the abyss?

“CONGRATS, Miss Baek— you’re pregnant with South Korea’s #1 Hunter’s baby!” Baek Gyubin, the leader of a flopped Kpop girl group, is beyond shocked after hearing that she's carrying Hunter Han Wooju’s baby in her womb. And to be informed that she's pregnant as a twenty-five-year-old virgin? That's crazy! It's even crazier that her ‘baby daddy’ is the Guildmaster of Blue Dragon— the strongest guild at the moment. Plus, Hunter Han Wooju is the CEO of a luxury shopping mall and a known member of Korea’s W1 Trillion Club. In short, Hunter Han Wooju is way out of Gyubin's league! “How did I get pregnant with your baby, Hunter Han Wooju?” Gyubin asked awkwardly. And then she remembered THAT incident, causing her to gasp out loud. “Is it because I ate your dragon ball?!” Wooju let out a long sigh. “Miss Baek, it was an egg and not a ‘dragon ball.’”

Kang Seungho era um caçador de Rank F, esquecido até mesmo pelo Sistema que deveria guiá-lo. Quando um portal de Rank Imensurável aparece, ele é tragado por uma força que nem os melhores poderiam enfrentar. Para o mundo, ele foi declarado morto. Para Seungho, o inferno acabara de começar. Preso no Abismo por um tempo que só ele poderia medir, Seungho lutou, sobreviveu e mudou. O Sistema, que antes o ignorava, agora o chama de “Instável”—um erro que não deveria existir. Quando ele finalmente escapa, descobre que o mundo seguiu em frente. Doze anos haviam passado, e os portais agora eram parte da ordem mundial. No mundo onde os fortes governam e os fracos obedecem, o que acontece quando alguém que não deveria existir resolve lutar de volta? "As constelações? Que assistam enquanto eu destruo cada uma delas."

"Ah fuck." Kenji was a normal overworked yet underpaid employee who liked absolutely nothing other than sleeping. One fortunate [unfortunate] day, she died a peaceful [gruesome] death in the hands of her lover [classic and fucking hilarious because who would die from a heart attack watching her lover fuck a whore] and transmigrated in a trashy, shitty, totally useless waste of paper, F-Rated novel that was criticized by the readers of badungdung platform for its grade school writing style [Hey! That's not true]. "Shut the fuck up, you crazy system. Butt in the narration one more time and i'll hang you upside down with a hole in your pants." Ahem. Well, trust me when I say though, that transmigrating is the least of her problems right now. After all, she have died twelve times. Whether she becomes an obedient pet, a kind master, a powerful villain, a cute heroine, or an npc you can't see in the background- her death, is absolute. That was until, the system made a mistake. [Welcome host! Congratulations for being granted, yet another opportunity to reincarnate. Please press restart to gain automatic 100 points. However, due to excessive internal system overload, all the previous progress was automatically deleted.] "This is fucking insane. Delete the system." [Yes host, commencing the command delete sys- WAIT ARE YOU CRAZY? I KNEW THIS BITCH HAS SOME LOSE SCREWS IN THE HEAD, THE MANAGEMENT BETTER COMPENSATE ME. MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE AND YOU GIVE ME A HOST WITH SOME LOOSE SCREW? FUCK! I'M COMPLAINING TO THE MANAGE- Ah shit.] "Complain to who, sweetheart?" [...] "Well, It's a little bit too late for that sweetheart. Alright, you better listen to me before I blow both of our heads off." [Bloody hell]