Blind Jokes

No one returns from an S-Rank Rift. That’s what they told Aiden Kain when they left him to die. Blind, broken, and powerless, he was nothing more than bait—another body to be swallowed by the abyss. But the Rift did something no one expected. It let him live. And when Aiden emerged, he wasn’t the same. He could see. Not just with his eyes—but beyond them. Through time, through motion, through every golden thread of fate. The world was no longer a mystery to him—it was his to read, to break, to control. Now, he’s back, stronger than anyone thought possible. But the Hunters watching him aren’t celebrating—they’re afraid. Because Aiden isn’t just growing stronger. He’s evolving. And whatever watches him from the depths of the Rifts… it isn’t done with him yet.

``` Em um mundo desolado onde os humanos estão à beira da extinção, conquistando incontáveis masmorras, lutando contra feras ferozes, o que acontece com alguém cego e impotente? O glorioso destino de Nial foi tirado dele quando tinha apenas três anos, deixando-o cego e sem um traço de mana. 15 anos depois, ele ainda estava suportando a humilhação de uma sociedade corrompida que favorecia os poderosos. A sociedade quase tirou sua inocência e brilho, forçando-o a amadurecer, dando-lhe uma vontade inquebrantável. Porém, tudo mudou no momento em que despertou sua Origem. Ele devorou Maldições Antigas e massacrou Deuses e Diabos! Anjos? Ele vai fazê-los se ajoelhar! Diabos e afins? Todos estarão em seu poder ** Mesmo cego, eu vejo mais do que qualquer um! Eu devoro Maldições e assumo o controle sobre a escuridão. Marquem minhas palavras… [Serão todos vocês que terão de se ajoelhar diante de mim!] Então venham até mim Dragões, Anjos, Diabos e Deuses... se tiverem coragem! Caso contrário, minha ascensão será a ruína de vocês! Siga a odisséia de um jovem comum e cego rumo à divindade, pois o destino que uma vez lhe foi tirado lhe será devolvido. Testemunhe sua dor e crescimento para uma existência temida até mesmo pelos Deuses Antigos e Demônios dos tempos primordiais! ** [N/A: O comportamento do personagem principal nos estágios iniciais do Romance será diferente do que a Sinopse sugere. Por favor, tenha isso em mente ao ler :D] ```

The dark underground dungeon was filled with countless ancient relics and treasures. Eerie, deformed, cursed objects... The abyss, catacombs, Ancient Gods, mythical races... Mechanics, cursed seal implants, and the gargantuan black towers... A peculiar mix of Alchemy, a drop of steampunk, two spoons of supernatural mystery, blending into a vibrant and colorful fantasy world. I am a puppeteer Alchemist. All that my eyes behold, becomes my puppet. Alone, I am an army!

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

So those who are blessed with extraordinary powers are seen as blasphemies. When a person receives the abilities, they are seen as threat whether they like it or not. Some who want to be citizen have to through the registry, where they serve their country to gain status of citizenship. These individuals are labelled as 'Infected'. However, a blind young man with a strange power roams the regions of the Obstacle like country helping people, solving mysteries as he hunts those burned his sect and home.

Mani swirled pink liquid in his cup "This is called a moonshine right? Moonshine.. it should not make us blind right?" he scrunched his face, seriously pondering pros and cons of it. "Well, did not make me blind," Yax offered his expert opinion "and I've been pilfering it from my dad since like.." he really could not remember, seemed like forever already. He reached to get another bottle and tumbled all the empty ones to the ground. Cid pulled him back by his shoulder "Sit down, I'll do it." he refilled Yax's cup on the right and Mani's cup on the left, then filled his own in the middle. With closed eyes, he enjoyed strawberry aroma wafting up from this holy drink. "Did we really saw it back there" Mani whispered from left "it was so much bigger than.." he trailed off in search of proper example. "Yep, we saw it" Yax's answer came from the right "it was absolutely huge." Mani leaned over Cid and looked at Yax seriously "Do you think we will need magic to move it?" He did bring along his beads. Yax also leaned over to give his most serious answer "Naah, it should have an engine somewhere in there to move it. I heard" he looked around carefully and whispered so only Mani could hear "my dad said it's technology so ancient that it was sealed away, to keep it safe. It's better than magic." At the other side of their campfire, Ivory huffed while trying to snatch last bottle of holy moonshine from Jone who gently pushed him back while seriously stating "All technology at certain point starts resembling magic to those who do not understand it." "Hear, hear" Blaze confirmed from his spot on the ground with one hand waving up and showing a peace sign for some reason. Next to him, twins were out and snoring already. Mani pursed his lips and looked up into the sky. He could not see any real moonshine, leaves blocked the sky, but it should still be up there somewhere. He stil hoped to get some magic, it would be awesome to get some real superpowers. He hiccuped, while leaning on Cindy next to him. Well, he kinda did have some already, or those do not count? Yax leaned fully on Cid and got cosy. He had to admit some parts were rather mystical. Like this holy potion. Or Mani. Mani was most definitely something magical. But he is not going to say it. And no one can know what he thinks to himself. He grinned, satisfied by himself and his skill to keep secrets. Squished between two drunks, Cid rolled his eyes, there goes Yax, spilling the beans to whoever wants to listen his 'secret thoughts'. Not like anyone was sober enough to pay any attention. "Time to end this party." Cid said while standing up and dragging Yax towards the tent he shared with Ivory. "Tomorrow is another day where we have to rise up and do our best to save the world." Even though he knew that all they were saving is themselves. And their friends. Well, that is his whole world, really. The forest was silent, darkness was endless, beasts were hiding. With closed eyes and half asleep, Blaze was sure that he can hear gods above laughing, louder and louder from that abyss they call home. ...___... *Authors note* This is my first time trying to put a story out of my head and into writing. Due to that, publishing is one chapter a day. So far, I am enjoying this experience and I hope you share my joy while reading this story. Synopsis above is a scene from chapter 16, introducing tone of the story and main characters, without making any spoilers. Feel free to comment and ask questions in the coments. Love and strawberries to all! ZewaOutOfTheBox. ***

When Aria turned five her grandmother told her that their family has never been blessed with a mate and not having a mate doesn't mean they won't find love. When Aria turned eighteen, her desire to have a mate became stronger because her best friend whom she had a crush on found his mate and the pure joy in his eyes when he told her about the mate bond, place a emptiness in her heart. "You are special, Aria. You have the power to turn back time." That was what her grandmother told her when she claimed she was cursed and even though she was not satisfied with that answer, she never asked again. Two years later, Aria got a call from the hospital and found out that her grandmother has been poisoned and the only way for her to save her grandmother was to accept this deal made by the Alpha of the Shadow Moon pack "Marry Alpha Tristan, have him fall for you and then kill him." It was the only way to saved her grandmother so she agreed despite knowing that she was walking into a lion den, because how was she going to kill a man who despite losing both his sight and his mate, command enough power and authority to still be called a Alpha. How will Aria feel when she realized that the man she has been task to kill has been waiting for her for five lifetimes and have just two years left to live? What situation will Aria find herself that will require her to turn back time and what price will she pay for altering time itself? ----------- Excerpt Aria felt uneasy by his silence and wondered if it was the right moment to use the techniques, Hailey has taught her. Taking a deep breath, Aria stepped closer and closed her eyes as she brushed her lips against Tristan's. Tristan stiffened when he felt her lips on his and without thinking, he immediately pushed her away. Seeing the angry look on his face, Aria felt like it was all over; she was definitely going to be killed now. But Tristan expression was shadowed by more than anger. How had she gotten so close without him sensing her? And why--why was his heart racing like this?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

After the introverted and socially anxious Shen Lang's blind date fails, he binds with a Love Assistance System! As long as he increases a girl's affection for him, he can receive various generous rewards! In the afternoon, he meets with the landlady to sign the rental contract. Looking at the voluptuous and still charming married woman, Shen Lang casually compliments her, "You look so young, sister!" The landlady smiles sweetly, her face blushing with both shyness and delight, "You're quite the flatterer, young man. I'm almost 40, you know, getting old!" At this moment, the system provides three responses. Your response is? 1. "You're 40? That's impressive, if it were me, I'd be dead by now!" 2. "Not old at all, in fact..."

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

In the tranquil suburban town of Japan, where cherry blossoms bloom and the scent of fresh tea fills the air, siblings Yuuto and Yukiko Sakimiya share a bond that transcends the typical brother-sister relationship. As they navigate their respective journeys—Yuuto, a 22-year-old university student passionate about art and photography, and Yukiko, a 19-year-old aspiring writer with a vibrant spirit—they find themselves drawn closer together by their shared dreams and vulnerabilities. As they spend more time together, their conversations deepen, revealing hidden emotions and unspoken desires. Yuuto's protective nature begins to blur the lines of familial love, while Yukiko's admiration for her brother evolves into something more profound. Late-night talks under the cherry blossoms and stolen glances during quiet moments ignite a spark between them that neither can ignore. Amidst the beauty of their surroundings, they confront their feelings, grappling with the societal norms that dictate their relationship. In a moment of vulnerability, they confess their love for each other, realizing that their connection is not just rooted in sibling affection but in a deep, passionate bond that defies convention. As they embrace this newfound love, they embark on a journey filled with both joy and uncertainty, navigating the complexities of their relationship while cherishing the beauty of their shared dreams and aspirations. Together, they learn that love can blossom in the most unexpected places, even amidst the whispers of the world around them. PS: yeah I made some incest webnovel I don't know why I did it but who cares lol most of what write there are ChatGPT I won't bother what type used but I did check the contents I have made using ChatGPT, only the reader is the one that should jugde this. me

What will Summers do when her past , she ran away from finally chatchs up with her. In the from of a man she is dating. Wil she ran away from him or will she stay with him and solve her problems for once. Summer is convinced by her friends to go on a blind date they set up. when the blind date doesn't go ass planed summer meets Marcos who is waiting for his brother and a restaurant. How will Marcos react when he finally meets the woman that changed his life and the woman he is promised her hand in marriage.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

In a world where magic is a constant and danger lurks around every corner, Luck, a blind orphan, struggles to survive in the brutal slums. He was reborn into a cursed body, that was both blind and devoid of magic. Forced to steal to stay alive, he discovers a strange, glowing system that tracks his progress—leveling up as he takes more and more valuable items. His thirst for strength pushes him further down a dark path, where survival and moral lines blur.

A blind misfortuned child born in heavens without Qi in the body. And kicked of the clan to lower world. What is heaven ? In this mysterious world of different species and blood thirsty monsters wanting to devour life of every living being , Tai yang was Abandoned in the mortal world in the mere age of 6 . watch the wonderful story of this misfortuned blind Boy becoming Man who shakes the Heavens and people who once exiled him from there .

Two brothers, one blind and the other a monster got their lives ruined because of the strongest witch humanity has ever seen. Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm the protagonists seek revenge against all those who ruined their childhood peace and will go to any extremes to accomplish their goals.

Spaceships. Orbital stations. Virtual worlds. Incomprehensible aliens. A pan-galactic society where humanity is a minority. Humanoid robots. Artificial intelligences. Journeys beyond the universe. Time travel. Psi powers. Space battles. Distant gods. Video games. Servers where one can live their afterlife. Utopian societies. The Blind Gods have all this and more.

On his deathbed, Yun Guo accepts an enigmatic voice’s offer of a second chance, sacrificing his sight to rewrite his fate. Awakening in a mysterious new world instead of his past, Yun must navigate its dangers blind, guided only by instinct and a cryptic voice. Tasked with restoring balance to the realm, he embarks on a perilous quest tied to an ancient artifact and secrets of his own soul. In this world of light and shadow, Yun must confront his past, forge new paths, and discover whether redemption is truly possible—or if he’s been led into darkness.

Matthias, a man filled with passion and adventure was to be hunted, betrayed and assassinated. Yet death is not an end, but a chance to rewrite the beginning. But, this rewritten beginning comes at a cost, forcing him to uncover the price of his second chance In a world filled with angelic and demonic magic colliding. A war between transcendent beings and humans. Matthias must navigate through a treacherous path where cities glimmer with riches, yet hide treacherous secrets, with every step being him closer between salvation or damnation. Will he forge a new fate? Or will the chains of his past consume him once more? BTW: I'm doing this for fun. So there will be times that updates will not come for a long time.

Ding! [The Host has died!] A system message popped up in front of Nell's body after his last dying breath. Ding! [Dark Evolution has been activated to absorb the death essence of the host.] And then he opened his eyes to find himself in the past right before the battle started. 'Ah! Am I back to the past?' Ding! [Please choose a partner to start the Dark Evolution process.] [Partner Condition: Must be a living creature from the Monster category, not the Human category] [Partner Gender has to be Female.] 'Partner? A monster?' Nell's heart pounded in his chest, and he felt a cold sweat coming on. 'A female monster?' P.S. Cover isn't mine.

Isadora, a 5-year-old girl, loses her sight after a mysterious incident. Her mother, Mrs. Lisa, seeks help from her employer, Mrs. Elena, who agrees to provide financial assistance for Isadora's surgery if they can find a donor within two months. As Mrs. Lisa navigates this challenge, Isadora meets Andrew, the son of Mrs. Elena, who shows kindness and friendship towards her. will she ever get her sight back?

Thrown into the world of magic and the myriad races, those of myths and those unimaginable, Ryan finds himself grasping for all that he can to keep himself alive and protect those he loves. All the while a prophecy unfolds that no seer could have foretold, yet was known, an ancient promise to be fulfilled, the supreme wager to be concluded. - - - Note: Not a Tomb Raider story! Updates: 7/Week

Tom. A friend. Not a foe. A friend. (made for an inside joke)

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Song Cheng transmigrated and became a blind errand boy in a medicine shop in a remote town. Fortunately, after he found a wife who did not disdain him, his "Golden Finger" also followed. Demons and ghosts roamed the Chaotic World, Profound Techniques went with Occult Sciences, Divine Weapons dazzled the cosmos, the Yin and Yang were inexhaustible. Song Cheng did not seek to dominate as a king, he simply wished to live his life well. ... This is the story of a person with Longevity, who walked through long years and witnessed innumerable Dynasties.

A tragedy... An abrupt departure... Death... And rebirth. Pain, rage, struggle, and blood honed a sword. A sword sharp enough to sever through reality and reveal what lies beyond. It unveiled something, Or rather, someone, incomprehensible and unprecedented.... A being who seems to weave the threads of fate. Does he truly exist, or is he merely a manifestation of another's will? If he does exist, what purpose does he serve? Is there really a purpose, or is it just another will imposed upon him? If it is another's will, can he defy it? Can he turn his sword against his creator, A being who literally writes his reality? Or will he be consumed by the abyss from which his power flows, Forever lost in the shifting void of his own making?

It is said that love is blind. Often people do anything for love, but what happens when a human girl falls in love with a cursed wolf and because of his curse the girl also gets cursed...

Judy Myers is a rising star in her prestigious law firm, known for her sharp mind and unwavering commitment to justice. At only 29, she’s on the cusp of achieving her lifelong dream: becoming a judge. But her ambitions are thrown into chaos when she’s assigned the most controversial case of her career, a case her firm wants her to lose. Her client, Ethan Carter, is accused of murdering his closest friend in cold blood. The evidence against him seems overwhelming, and his connection to a powerful political organization controlling legislation makes him an easy scapegoat. But as Judy delves deeper into the case, she begins to suspect that Ethan has been framed and that the truth is far more sinister than she could have imagined. Uncovering a web of corruption, blackmail, and murder that reaches the highest levels of power, Judy realizes the case isn’t just about Ethan’s innocence. It’s about exposing an organization that has manipulated the law for decades. Torn between her duty to the truth and the danger of unraveling secrets that could destroy her career and her life, Judy must decide how far she’s willing to go to uphold justice. As the trial unfolds, Judy is tested like never before. Betrayed by her firm, targeted by powerful enemies, and haunted by her growing feelings for her client, she must confront her blind spots in a legal system rigged against the very principles she holds dear. Will Judy risk everything to bring the truth to light, or will the cost of justice prove too high? The Blind Judge is a gripping legal thriller about power, corruption, and the ultimate price of pursuing justice.