Scalpel Lol

Ma Rue Bu is a soldier in an unfair, cruel world that doesn't care about anything but your ability to use magic, and if you are born in a family that cannot use it then you're doomed. Ma Rue Bu was a captain of a squad of the kingdom of karo in this kingdom, which was being attacked by an unknown enemy that threatened to destroy it, so the nobles try and sacrifice his squad and 5000 more soldiers to buy themselves some time to escape. *this all doesn't matter. lol, just read the first couple of chapters.

You're a struggling young doctor, barely making ends meet with a measly $2000 monthly income. Life's pressures and trials weigh heavily upon you! But lo and behold! One fine morning, you wake up to find yourself equipped with some sort of cheat codes... You're scheduled for an appendectomy, so you roll up your sleeves and get ready to explore the abdominal terrain: You touch the cecum: "Cecum: Healthy!" You palpate the colon: "Colon: All clear!" You reach the appendix: "Appendix: It's an inflamed, pus-filled appendix monster, level 15, rare creature. Recommendation: Perform an appendectomy!" With a decisive hand, you wield your scalpel and skillfully remove the troublesome appendix. "Ding! Rare appendix monster eliminated! Rewards: +100 experience in appendectomy, +$100, and a shiny white suture needle!" And thus, your journey begins as an emergency surgeon. But remember, with great healing powers comes great responsibility!

No cap, this is another trash, anyway, He was summoned by 3 MILFS and 2 GILFS, or so he thought, only to realize he wasn't a typical hero with powerful skills. He was a hero with "gifted semen" which can boost battle power or grant random skills. Since then, there has been a long queue of women outside his inn to receive his "blessing". Mature woman from east, powerful women from west, nuns from south and naughty milfs from south, they all chant his name from their slutty mouth. In bed, of course, Lol. ... From ch50+ you will get to see one of the most unique setting and progression but I doubt anyone will read till there. Highly shameless Ntr ( netori- men will send their wives to fuck Mc, Cuck Zeus, Cuck poseidon, fuck Holy mother... Cuck everyone, ) Nonetheless, No need to donate powerstone and golden ticket. . High focus in sex, less focus on plot. ... ( Leave a comment saying DC Link and I will send you the Qr )

[Peringatan: Konten dewasa 18+. Ekstrem Smut setiap 10 - 20 bab] "Apa, aku telah menerima dua keterampilan berperingkat SSS? Menara, tunjukkan padaku." [Nama Keterampilan: Sentuhan Cabul Ilahi] [Nama Keterampilan: Manual 10,000 Cara Kesenangan] --- Kent adalah seorang pria manusia tampan yang, entah kenapa, tidak bisa membuat batangnya berdiri, juga tidak bisa merasakan kesenangan. Dia menjalani seluruh hidupnya penuh penyesalan dan kebencian. Mengetahui hari-harinya tidak akan menjadi lebih baik seiring berjalannya waktu. Dia memilih menjadi sutradara film dewasa, di mana dia bisa melihat segala sesuatu dari dekat dan mendapatkan penghasilan besar karena profesionalismenya. (Dia tidak bisa membuat kemaluannya berdiri, jadi tidak ada hal aneh di lokasi syuting...Lol) Kemudian dia dibunuh, dan jiwanya tersedot ke dalam alam Kebencian dan Penyesalan. Segala sesuatu berubah baginya dari sana. Dia menerima sebuah Menara Inheritance Grade Selestial, yang memberinya akses ke Sistem Harem Overpower. Dia juga mendapat tubuh yang bagus dengan tongkat ilahi sepanjang 9 inci. Tapi itu tidak gratis... Ia diberi tugas untuk membunuh dewa alkimia oleh dewi kebencian dan penyesalan. Tentu saja, dia harus menjadikan sang dewi sebagai anggota harem pertama sebagai persyaratan tantangan pertamanya. Setelah satu tahun penuh seks dan kesenangan, ia mendapatkan keinginannya. Kemudian, dia dikirim untuk memulai perjalanannya sebagai pembudidaya dengan sistem haram dan dua keterampilan berperingkat SSS. Dengan wanita yang menunggu penyelamatannya dan dewi yang mengabulkan setiap keinginannya, Kent memulai perjalanannya dengan tongkat ilahi yang akan digunakan untuk membuat wanita bahagia. Sebuah perjalanan penuh darah, rasa sakit, dan kesenangan... ============ Tidak ada NTR Tidak ada Yuri ============ Bergabunglah dengan Server Discord: https://discord.gg/HQFRrS8y6Q

Dr. Han Seoryu, known as the "Golden Hands of Seoul," is a famous and respected surgeon all over South Korea. He’s so good, not a single patient has ever died in his hands. And not just that! He’s also a master chef! Yes, he’s also the Top 1 Winner of the famous cooking competition show “Chef’s Glory Korea.” So he doesn’t just hold a scalpel, but also a spatula and knife. No one else’s kimchi stew can compete with his! But… one tragedy changed everything. While in the middle of a critical surgery for the most famous CEO of Kang Corporation, an unexpected incident happened. The CEO passed away on the operating table. The news exploded. Media frenzy. Hate comments. Netizens canceled him. And from deep sadness and pressure, he went up to the hospital rooftop… and slipped. When he opened his eyes—it was a different world. He was in a traditional Korean room, wearing a white robe. In the mirror, he saw… his face looked super feminine?! “WAIT A MINUTE, WHY DO I LOOK LIKE MY OLDER SISTER?!” He quickly checked his body, and when he saw that junior was still present, he sighed in relief. But his mind became even more confused when he found out… he was now in the Joseon Era?! And what’s worse—he’s the child of the most well-known doctor of that time… and EVERYONE’S CALLING HIM A GIRL?! Now officially known as Han Yura, he’s chosen to be a concubine of the coldest, most famous war god and most terrifying Crown Prince—Kang Hyunjoon—who looks exactly like the CEO who died in his hands!? How can he go back if even he doesn’t know how to go back!?

Rumors say that if you ever come across an extremely handsome man in a doctor's coat twirling a shiny scalpel between his fingers with an alluring smile on his lips that takes your breath away… Run. For he is the devil. *** Yang Mingshen’s existence screams of six adjectives - Handsome, wealthy, talented, narcissist, arrogant and evil. He is an unrivaled doctor from one of the most affluent and prestigious Underworld families, who sees only medicine and his own interests. Until a desire consumes him - to have a woman’s heart. That woman, Song Jia, continues to put all the wrongs to right as a capable police officer. She, whose life was once saved by the devil doctor, refuses to bend to his tempting seduction. “I will just take your heart and put it in somebody else's chest. It won't hurt at all, I promise~” “Yes because I will be dead to feel anything.” But the bad news comes knocking when Yang Mingshen becomes the lead forensic investigator to assist in her cases. With a devil now clinging to her, she comes across a deep, dark and cruel web of conspiracies stained with blood, love, hatred, revenge, politics and much more. Treading into dangerous territories, will they be able to uncover the net of lies and deceit? And maybe find love along the way? *EXCERPT* “I am not the weak patient anymore. You try to grab my neck and I will break your wrist,” Jia threw him a death glare. Mingshen leaned in closer, chuckling devilishly. "I told you before, Spicy. I have saved your life. I have touched your heart quite literally. So that heart beating in your chest right now belongs to Yang Mingshen. If I want it, I will have it.”

"The Academy's Worst Student Awakens: A System-Powered Martial Arts Revolution" Four years at the bottom. The martial arts department's ultimate failure. "Defective martial arts? Oh, you mean that trash? LOL" — Everyone laughed at him. But in that moment, a mysterious system window appeared before his eyes! "ANALYZE ALL DEFECTIVE MARTIAL ARTS TO CREATE PERFECT COMBINATIONS?!" System powers. Campus romance. Overpowered growth. The legend of Martial Arts Academy begins NOW. Key Appeal Points: "Underdog Reversal" - From dead last to top of the class in spectacular fashion "Unique System" - Revolutionary defective martial arts analysis & fusion abilities "Campus Romance" - Sweet love story with brilliant study partner Ji-eun "Modern Martial Academy" - Contemporary and relatable martial arts university setting "Hidden Genius Trope" - What everyone thought was worthless becomes the ultimate cheat ability "Strategic Growth" - Not just power fantasy, but calculated progression with real consequences --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Status: Complete (Short arc. Season 2 possible) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In a world whereby the Cataclysmic Descent began a thousand years ago. This follows the journey of a young boy by the name Einstein. Various mysteries sermed to surround Einstein. His parents sudden dissapearance 5 years ago, or is it the mysterious trial ground left behind by them. Or the various high level artifacts inherited by him. Yet Einstein wasn't able to make use of anyone of them. Why?? Simple...simply because he's a trash. Unable to awaken his mana spark unlike other Awakeners or mana cultivators. Despite possessing immense wealth, Einstein was destined to stay at the bottom of the food chain. Yet this changed on one fateful day. The day he completed the trial left behind by his parents, everything changed. Not only did he gain the unknown potion, he also fused with the mysterious and enigmatic being of the virtual world. Upon awakening, Einstein found out that not only had he became an awakener or cultivator...but he had become a supreme cultivator. Now empowered with an unknown talent that most could only dream of having, and with the aid of the enigmatic being later reavealed to be the Bio-Nanotech system. Einstein embarks on the path to grow stronger and uncover the hidden secrets behind the sudden dissapearance of his mom and dad.

Davi, aka Davis Kingman, is trapped on a mysterious island. As the days go by, he realizes something is wrong, very wrong. Yada yada. I apologize for this mess you’re about to read lol.

Betrayed, rejected and constantly humiliated. She’s pushed to her limits, when her husband, Alpha Aiden uses her as a wager due to his first love’s manipulations. Bella was born as a unique existence, well not in the good way. She was born as the only werewolf without powers! Her father, a renowned werewolf healer, uses his only royal favor to send her to become a guard for the king but she’s still ridiculed and treated as an outcast. She’s thrown into a dangerous game of politics, love, betrayals and forbidden magic. What does she do when she’s greatly desired by the two rival princes? One crazily possessive of her and the other using the most unholy means to make her his! Find out how she’s able to rise to become the Luna that’s feared by all. And that’s not all lol! There’s a shocking twist that crushes everything you (the reader) thought you knew.

Dr. Nora Keane returns to Westbridge Médical with a flawless record and a buried identity. A decade ago, her ten-year-old sister died in that hospital not by fate, but by failure. Now she's back with a new name, a sharpened scalpel, and a single goal: to make them pay. But between buried secrets and a dangerously observant Chief of Cardiology, revenge won't be surgical. It will be personal. Some wounds don't heal. Some doctors don't forgive.

Shun Kurosaki a normal highschool student suddenly got transported to another world of swords and magic with no hints at all. When he arrived he noticed a book right next to him and found out from the book that he became a summoner. Hearing that he got isekai'd a dream of every Otaku and Gamers he suddenly noticed a catch I his summoning "He can only summon League Of Legends Champions!" Follow Shun's journey in a world of fantasy and witness how he interacts with the champions from League of Legends credits to #Riot games League of legends team (Picture not mine. but the edit is mine. just saw it on Google. if the original artist saw this. pls tell me so that I can put the credit to you)

Dr. Evelyn Hart is a renowned surgeon with an icy demeanor and an unshakable focus on her career. Known as “The Ice Queen” in medical circles, she avoids emotional entanglements, burying herself in her work to mask the pain of a tragic past. Her reputation is impeccable, and her patients trust her for one reason—she never lets emotions cloud her judgement. Adrian Blake, a beloved actor whose charisma and vibrant personality once lit up every room he entered. But beneath the glamorous facade, Adrian has been spiraling into depression, crushed by the ruthless demands of fame, a string of professional setbacks, and a haunting personal loss. When a minor accident lands him in Evelyn’s hospital, he sees the stay as just another inconvenience—until he meets the cold, stoic doctor assigned to his care. Evelyn views Adrian as just another patient at first, but his sharp wit and deep vulnerability begin to chip away at her frosty exterior. As their interactions grow more personal, she uncovers the source of his pain and begins to help him confront the shadows that have dimmed his light. In turn, Adrian’s raw honesty and resilience challenge Evelyn to face her own fears and the emotional walls she has spent years constructing. Medical Advisor: BIJU.V BSc.,MSc.Nursing- Critical Care Tutor/Clinical Instructor College of Nursing, AIIMS Kalyani

In a world where survival is earned through blood and Contract, five strangers awaken in the ruins of a Trial designed to kill them. Silas, haunted by memories that aren’t entirely his. Senya, the sharpshooter with a mind like a scalpel. Jex, fire-born and reckless, burning for redemption. Nira, stitched together by science and ghosts. Torren, the feral giant whose rage speaks louder than words. Together, they survive the Hollowforge—a living nightmare that devours the unworthy—and emerge changed. Marked by the Forge. Chosen by Remnants long thought lost to myth. But surviving the Trial is only the beginning. Labeled heretics by the Tribunal and hunted by the very system that forged them, the newly formed team—now called the Ashbinders—must navigate a fractured world ruled by corrupted Remnant Contracts, forbidden Boons, and ancient gods hiding behind broken laws. As the power within them grows, so does the cost. The Remnants whisper. The Tithe stirs. And at the heart of it all, a long-buried truth begins to surface: > One of them will ascend. One of them will fall. And one of them was never meant to live. In a war between what humanity has become and what it tried to bury, the Ashbinders must decide whether to break their Contracts... or become something far worse.

When the doctor refused to hear out her apology, young artist, Serena Chase did the best thing that came to her mind. She booked an appointment! She thought she was outwitting the intimidating woman until...she saw the examination chair, the tools, the charts...all telling her to run out. Unfazed by her presence, Dr. Kassandra York walked to her tray of tools, raising a scalpel, her eyes boring through her nervous ones. "You've booked an appointment? Good. Now, I'll commence the pelvic exam." "You're a gynecologist?!" Little did they know that nothing would stay the same after that session.

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

I am human garbage by nature. I’ve never contributed to society. I like to say’ve tried to improve, but with all due honesty, I didn’t put any effort in. I will never overcome my scumminess; my story from now on will prove this to be nothing other than true. My apologies. (LOL)

Chi Ai got transmigrated to a novel as a side character. Before Tranmisgration she was the top experimented ' Razer '. The side character Chi Ai was destined to die and is hated in the novel by her family. Chi Ai decides to change the fate of her and her family as well as her brothers who doted on her till the last breath of their life. But she never appreciated them and harm them resulting in being hated by them. She mocks those who call her untalented, well to all those she was a divine doctor, professional researcher, a world-famous hacker, and many more. She starts a business and becomes a legendary businesswoman. Her maternal family thinks she is after their 100 million yuan assets, sorry but her every single company has a minimum asset of 5 billion yuan. __________________________ Her Eldest Brother who is a famous doctor:" Whoever dares to touch my sister I will let them face my scalpel" Her Second Brother who is a famous technology genius: " If you dare to bully my sister, I will give you an electric shock" Her third brother who is a famous entertainment artist " My sister is sweet, don't bully or I will show you the power of my fans" Her Younger Sister who is a famous fashion designer: " Don't you dare to bully my sister or I will let you see the wrath of my scissors " Certain playful vicious second male lead " Hey sweetie, let's get married, I can't wait to tell the wolf eyeing you that you are mine" He glanced at her as if she was his little prey....... Chi Ai: Wait wasn't they supposed to hate her?........ Join the journey of our second viscous female lead, to know how she changes her fate and how she unravels mysteries about her. This is an original work. I will update the novel on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Stay tuned.

You're tired of those stories where the protagonist is an extra who embarks with his group and hides his power until no one knows when, right? Well... me too, and because of that I decided to create this book. Here none of that will happen, here you will find: Op protagonist; Class world where all awakened have a system screen; Kingdom building; Wars; No harem; Well-developed secondary characters; Villains that can make you love them and ask me for a happy ending for them (not all of them, of course, lol); Lots of action; and breathtaking fights; --------- Alex was on his way to work, hitching a ride on the school bus When suddenly time seemed to freeze and a whitish-purple portal enveloped the entire vehicle And the screaming took over everything, until a flash forced everyone to close their eyes When Alex and the rest of the vehicle's passengers opened their eyes after an unknown amount of time, all they saw was a green forest unlike anything they had ever seen before And a strange translucent screen appeared in everyone's vision and from then on things would never be the same again --------- 1 chapter per day releases, because I work and won't have much time available for 2 per day; Except on weekends, as these will be days of rest and I will be able to organize the story more calmly; But I guarantee that every wait for an update will be worth it; leave your comments and help me with stones A hug from your author who will one day be your favorite lol

The story of what happens when a deity gives his favourite little human a very special reward for his heroic death. Pretty much just smut lol

Description: Love. Lies. And a shadow that watches her every move. When Ahaan Shaikh, an elite undercover spy, is wounded on a secret mission, he lands in the hospital of Dr. Mahi Shaikh — the woman he once loved and abandoned, using a false identity. She doesn't know who he truly is. He doesn't know that she's the next target. And neither of them know... that someone else is watching. Someone who loves Mahi with a dark obsession. Someone who believes she belongs to him, not Ahaan. Someone who will do anything to claim her. As Ahaan fights to protect Mahi from a faceless enemy, he's given an impossible order: Kill the woman he loves… or be killed. He refuses. So they send someone else. Mishri — a deadly operative with her own secret: She’s been in love with Ahaan for years… and she’ll destroy Mahi to have him. Caught between a lover who lies to protect her, a woman who wants her dead, and a man in the shadows who’s falling deeper into madness — Mahi must survive a game she never agreed to play. "A Spy and a Scalpel" is a romantic thriller packed with obsession, betrayal, and secrets sharp enough to cut. He fell first. She fell harder. But someone else… is willing to bleed for her.

He was a surgical god in the future. Now in 2000s China? A broke intern with two mouths to feed. Armed with skills decades ahead of his time, Fang Zhiyan bargains with City Hospital: "Your ER needs me more than I need this job." "Your waiting lists vanish when I take charge." "And yes, your director will back my methods—especially after I save the mayor’s heir." No more compromises. Only lives reclaimed.

a cow that does backflips lol

traducción a español Hanazawa Hanako era una joven otaku, técnicamente una hikikomori, una degenerada y una internauta. Pero murió. (LOL) Entonces, naturalmente, la enviaron a un mundo de fantasía para salvarlo del rey demonio. Cuando le preguntaron qué beneficio quería: "Entonces simplemente denme todo Internet". ***** Qué esperar: - Protagonista (Mujer) x Intereses amorosos (Futa). - Protagonista sumiso (Solo en la cama). - Harem, no poliamor. - Historia mayoritariamente alegre y simple. 20 capítulos avanzados en Patreon: patreon.com/Kalliel035. Autor: Kalliel El autor tiene imágenes de su contenido

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- This is a super short story so there will be less than 20 chapters in it.

Step 1: Find yourself an overpowered Awakener. Not just any Awakener, mind you; aim for the one who takes down bosses solo, preferably with a scowl. They’re the ticket to your hassle-free existence. Step 2: Power up your Awakener. Feed them, encourage them, and let them do all the XP grinding. The stronger they are, the safer you’ll be. Step 3: Marry the Awakener. Lock it down, officially. With this, your safety is practically guaranteed. Step 4: Relax and let the Awakener handle the world’s chaos. You’re now free to enjoy your easy, drama-free life. (Well, mostly.) --- P.S. 1. Steps 2 and 3 are totally interchangeable—or combine them. It worked for me. 2. Forget heroes; look for the anti-hero. The selfish ones, villains? That’s where your real safety lies. 3. You may need to deal with some light trauma cleanup now and then, but it’s no biggie. 4. Not foolproof, but hey, it worked for me! *** Lol it's romance okay, no fight scenes, no system interface cause I'm too lazy to do that research, just romance a hot man,hot woman and some smut here. And a plot. [Two chapters daily] [Please comment and review, votes too]

in the depths of a turbulent era, Echoes of a Corsaire follows the life of Yusuf Al-Hurnashi, a young carpenter in a sleepy coastal town who unwittingly becomes entangled in a world of pirates, secrets, and power struggles. What begins as a humble craft in a small workshop soon spirals into an adventure that will test his very soul.

Alisa a mach maker angel was sent to the mortal realm to make the most cruel mafia and tough opponent change his way and fall in love which she is known to half truth And find her self in the body of Victoria,the wife of the powerful mafia boss Don Marco.she's now the part of dangerous and secretive world of mafia's surrounded by loyal henchmen, rival gangs and hidden agendas. How will little angel without power but with condition be able to survive.

a insight into a boy who wonders about the unknowns that lay beneath the tide. A boy named Akivial trailblaze, was born in the pentagon and sets off to journey the depths below. (A Prequel to another novel I want to write) I’m new to writing lol.

After I died, I woke up—not as the man I used to be, but as a woman in a world full of heroes and villains. I have no powers, no system, nothing to help me—just my new body and my intelligence, which isn't anything special. But even so, I will rise in this world. (Well, this is my first novel, so lol. English isn't my native language, so please don't get mad if something is written wrong.)