Ur Mom Jokes

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby. Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse. Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown. The problem? • She’s a literal infant. • Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination. • Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible. Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Lin Feng thought he'd just fallen asleep during a movie night. Instead, he woke up in a world of spirit beasts, qi cultivation, and ancient sects… with his mom standing beside him—barefoot, smiling, and cuddling a rabbit plushie like this was a family picnic. Welcome to the Eastern Realms: where teenagers throw mountains, clans fight over bloodlines, and everyone seems weirdly obsessed with sword techniques and destiny. Lin Feng doesn’t care. He’s got one goal: keep his mother safe. Even if that means punching geniuses, glaring at princesses, and carrying her up sacred staircases like it’s just another Tuesday. Li Meixiu, meanwhile, is just trying to understand why strangers keep calling her "divine" and why her son now breaks stone with his abs. Also, tea. She’d really like some tea. As sects scheme and heirs flirt (with both of them), one thing becomes clear: This world may have spirit beasts, sword saints, and trials that shatter minds… But it’s not ready for a mother-son duo like this.

Li Xia, adoptée à la naissance, découvre que sa vraie mère est peut-être vivante. Le retour de Jian, fils de sa mère adoptive, avec sa fiancée, ravive des secrets et une tension interdite. Entre mensonges et émotions brisées, Li Xia doit choisir entre vérité et loyauté — au risque de tout perdre

Le jour où le taoïste Wang Ye est descendu de la montagne Aînée des sœurs aînées : "Je te donne un hôtel d'un milliard de dollars, suis-moi." Deuxième sœur aînée : "Un cœur de guérisseur, Wang Ye, viens travailler comme médecin divin dans ma clinique." Troisième sœur aînée : "La grande sœur veut t'emmener conquérir toute l'industrie du divertissement." Cinquième sœur aînée : "Wang Ye, à partir d'aujourd'hui, tu es le maître expert en évaluation dans mon entreprise d'évaluation de trésors." Sixième sœur aînée : "Vole à travers les ciels bleus et voyage dans le monde avec moi." Quatrième sœur aînée : "Suis la quatrième sœur aînée, tu ne te tromperas pas..." Ah... Les sœurs aînées sont trop formidables, quel dilemme !

Incest, Harem, Smut Chen Qing is a orpan traveling back to China where he met her real Mother He have complex feeling about his Mom R-18

They say every story deserves a happy ending. But life? It's not a fairytale. Hi, I’m Ryan Hawkins. Professional sad boy. Part-time ego hoarder. Full-time clown with a brain tumor. This is the story of how I got scammed, fell in love, turned into a hacker, and accidentally unlocked 3 million egos inside my head. Yes—literal egos. Don’t ask. At first, it’s all jokes and chaos. Fake confidence. Petty revenge. Punchlines to hide the pain. But somewhere along the way, you’ll see what I was really trying to do: Make my mom smile again. Even if it costs me everything. Because maybe… some stories don’t end happily— but they still mean something.

After almost being married to bald king Rufus, Princess Chloe ran away from her kingdom and took a flight to California. There, she decides to enroll in a university and finds Leon who for some reason acts,behaves and carries the aura of royalty. Although it didn't take long for the guards of alvianna to locate her. On getting home, she discovers her marriage to Rufus was cancelled by her father. Rufus who was raged, declared war against alvianna and it wasn't going to be a fair fight judging from how much allies bolzar has. On the other hand, the king of grandcrest has offered to help but on one condition,that Chloe would marry his son Regaleon. Find out how their love story plays out

Thanks to my hypnosis app, I’ve gotten closer to Mom and Big Sis. Not only mentally, but also physically! Plus, every time I pull off a successful hypnosis, I earn points that awaken my powers! A thrilling, sweet-and-bitter pure love story with my beautiful, kind mom and my nagging older sister. Impossible, right? I don’t think so. Disclaimer: This story contains NTR like situation, so if you guys don't like this, I recommend you pass on this novel.

After an accidental one-night stand with a mysterious man, Charlotte Johnson had eight children. Four years later, Charlotte lived a blissful life with her eight genius children. Although her life was tough, in her eye's, everything was worth it. However, Henry Stevens, the wealthiest and most powerful man in the Imperial City, disrupted her previously uneventful life. At first, he thought that she was playing hard to get, so he was disdainful of her. However, afterwards, he realized that not only was she the mother of his children, but also the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

Amid the bustling City of Keystone lies hidden groups and buried magic to unravel. What comes are changes in the stars that will shine upon myths and legends, but draw bigger shadows to their truths. It's all too much for Daniel Hart, who just wants to paint for others, but he finds his brush influenced by the slippery effects as maternal mysteries cling to him. WARNING: This is very much full of SMUT before it is mystery and magic. Lots of weird slimy shenanigans too!

I had nothing left to live for. No family. No friends. No future. Just a shattered soul wandering through a world that had already taken everything. Then I died. And that’s when everything changed. I woke in a world of light. A void between realms. A place where gods whisper and broken souls wait to be judged. There, I met Ashen Crimson—a man who had once been worshipped, then feared, and finally cursed by the very gods he had defied. A tyrant who had destroyed his own world. But now, he’s offering me something terrifying: His life. His past. His power. His chance to make things right. The catch? The world of Zerawell is fractured. Ashen’s name is soaked in blood. His fate is sealed—exile, ruin, and eternal hatred. And now, it’s my name. Because I’ve been reborn as Ashen Crimson, heir to a house that both reveres and reviles me. A noble with dormant shadow magic, a shattered reputation, and a cursed destiny I never asked for. But I’ve lived a life of pain. I’ve walked alone through hell already. And I won’t follow his footsteps into madness. With a divine system familiar in my soul, a second chance burning in my chest, and the memories of a monster as my burden— I will rewrite this fate. Let them call me villain, disgrace, or traitor. I didn’t choose this story. But I’ll finish it. Even if it kills me.

They’re bold. They’re beautiful. And they know exactly what they want. The World of mom's is a collection of irresistible tales where confident, mature women take center stage — and younger men find themselves caught in their gravity. Whether it’s a forbidden flirtation, a tempting encounter, or a secret that should’ve stayed hidden, each story unravels with slow-burning tension, teasing buildup, and unforgettable chemistry. In this world, age isn’t a limit — it’s an advantage. And experience? That’s just the beginning. --- Content Warning: This book contains mature themes, age-gap dynamics, and sensual storylines intended for adult readers. All characters are 18+ and all content adheres to Webnovel’s guidelines.

My young mom, who is 14 years older than me, is a slut, My twin younger sister is a school bully, And my dad is a thug who frequently goes in and out of prison. A delightfully dysfunctional family. Incest | Hardcore | Voyeurism | Humiliation | MILF | NTR

Mom lies on the bed, her skin flushed with excitement, the juices of her aroused pussy continuously splashing against the two crimson, swollen labia. Who will claim this voluptuous flower and penetrate Mom’s eager hole, filling her empty passage and her heart? Will it be me, with my energetic 18cm penis? Or the neighbor boy Xu Jun, who, though small in size, produces semen plentiful enough to rival Mom’s own wetness? Or perhaps it’s Chen Wu, the son of Mom’s best friend, whose hot, forceful cum is legendary? Maybe it’s the new principal, vigorous and full of tricks, or even the cute girl with a butterfly-shaped pussy just like Mom’s—who will win the battle for Mom’s pussy? NTR, Netorare, Netori, Adultery, Group Sex, BDSM, Humiliation, Sex Slave, Sex Toys, Incest, MTR, Married, Cheating Mother, Seduction, Objectification, Infidelity

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 18+. Contains Netori, No rape. No Yuri] Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per week Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF

Gabe King starts college desperate to change—to make friends, find love, and finally bury the twisted obsession he’s secretly held for his mother. But one drunken night at a party shatters everything. Inexperienced and overwhelmed, he accidentally cums inside a hooker… only to realize it’s his Mom, Angela. She doesn’t recoil. She smiles. For Angela, this is permission. The moment she’s waited for. Her yandere love for Gabe, once hidden beneath motherly concern, is now unleashed. And she’ll do anything to keep him, sabotaging his friendships, crashing his classes, and reminding him that no one will ever love him like she does. More Plot than Porn. [Some NTR, but not from the mom] Discord link to get updates easily [Do not talk about NTR in general] https://discord.gg/bQ4GzeBXV8

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Yang Yang has everything a young man could want — talent, looks, strength, and the admiration of everyone at his school. But beneath his perfect life stirs something darker... something forbidden. It all begins when a close friend secretly sends him a collection of taboo Chinese mother-son novels — stories of lust, control, and broken boundaries. What started as curiosity quickly spirals into obsession. With every page he reads, the line between fiction and reality begins to blur. He starts to see his own mother — the cold, distant Teacher — not as the untouchable authority in his life... but as a woman. A woman he desires. A woman he wants to claim. Driven by these dangerous urges, Yang Yang struggles to suppress the forbidden fantasies festering inside him. But no matter how hard he tries, his mother’s cold beauty, strict attitude, and even the simplest details — her bare feet after practice, her scent after workouts, the tightness of her gym clothes — only fuel the fire. And when she begins to sense the strange hunger in her son’s eyes, a quiet tension builds between them. She resists. She denies. But desire is a slow poison — and even she cannot escape its grip forever. As days turn to weeks, and casual touches become charged moments, mother and son find themselves slowly dragged into a forbidden world of their own dark creation — where fantasy and reality collide... and every limit is tested.

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

C'était de notoriété publique que Lucas Ryan m'avait épousée uniquement par ressentiment, incapable d'être avec la femme qu'il adorait vraiment. Durant nos cinq années d'union, il jouait le rôle du conjoint idéal en public—un cardiologue célèbre admiré par beaucoup. Cependant, dans l'intimité de notre foyer, il était distant et détaché, demandant fréquemment le divorce. Puis Evelyn Snow, son premier amour, est revenue au pays en raison de problèmes de santé. Lucas s'est consacré à ses soins, quittant rarement son chevet. Il m'a même mise en garde à plusieurs reprises : "L'état cardiaque d'Eve est fragile. Si tu oses apparaître et lui causer du stress, notre mariage est définitivement terminé." Enfin, lors de sa centième demande de divorce, j'ai cédé. Ce que Lucas ignorait, cependant, c'est que j'attendais déjà son enfant. En route vers le tribunal pour finaliser la procédure de divorce, j'ai été impliquée dans une collision automobile. Ma vie et celle de mon bébé à naître se sont éteintes en un instant. Lucas n'a pas reçu les papiers du divorce ce jour-là, mais il a appris qu'Evelyn avait trouvé un donneur de cœur idéal. Euphorique, il s'est précipité à l'hôpital et a réalisé l'opération lui-même, prélevant le cœur de mon corps sans vie pour l'implanter dans le sien. Ce n'est qu'après qu'il s'est souvenu de notre divorce—mais à ce moment-là, mon téléphone ne sonnerait plus jamais.

"From a botanical perspective, your mom is undeniably a total slut." Jialong shrugged and said nonchalantly. I brought the lemon tea to my lips and took a sip without any expression. If you think my next move was to throw the entire cup of lemon tea in Jialong’s face, you’d be wrong. Because what Jialong said was the unvarnished truth—pure and without a hint of exaggeration. No matter which academic discipline you examine it from, my mother, Meng Xi, 36 years old, is a woman steeped in debauchery to her very core. As Da Jun, who enjoys simultaneously taking her from behind while forcing her to sing "Conquer," once said, "Your mom’s brazenness is downright otherworldly."

When 35-year-old Alcia wakes up in a dazzling interstellar world, she discovers she’s become the unexpected mother of twins—Little River and Little Rain. Once an infertile influencer on Earth, she’s now thrown into a world of advanced technology, alien species, and forgotten traditions. Determined to give her children a good life, Alcia uses her knowledge of Earth’s culture to reinvent herself as a live-streaming star. Her traditional cooking skills, in a world reliant on nutrient capsules, make her a sensation. With the help of Ryven Solis, a wealthy ally with secrets of his own, Alcia navigates this strange new life. But as her popularity grows, so does the mystery surrounding her twins’ biological father—a powerful, enigmatic figure whose path is destined to cross hers. In this short yet heartwarming journey of motherhood, love, and ambition, Alcia discovers that even in the vastness of space, family can be the anchor that holds everything together.

"A scientist on run way, insert a sample in her body when she was a child and he had lost one sample.Then, Hayat become a red- magnet.She can read others brain and memories by just holding their hands.She can travel from one planet to other.Many others hidden abilities were also present in her till she didn't have discovered them completely.But, fate wanted something else.She can turn the whole table of the world."

Since childhood, Mathias had a strange taste in choosing girls. Among these girls, there is his mother, his lover, and finally his femboy lover. And he would make each one of them pregnant. join group telegram for the full novel : https://t.me/+qNI8nXb8T-kyYjI8 tags : incest , femboy , harem , mother , pregnant , shemale , r18 , loli , milfs , anal , yuri , lesbian

Ariana who is a good digger get married to different men and after that she gains access to their properties and she makes it hers...but she got stuck in her last marriage with a multi millioniare, Mr Roberts who was the father of her four kids and because of her failure she usually inflict the pain on her daughters,the twins especially Kyla. later she got access to his company funds system and she swindled some money...she gave her husband divorce papers to sign. She thought she was free but unfortunately nemesis caught up on her...the first man she had a son and he was also paralyzed because of her,he avenges his father and other men she duped on their behalf.....read the full story

When Silas was thirteen, his world broke. His mother died — suddenly, quietly — and left him with no one. No family. No friends. No place to go. Then Corvin Thorne showed up. A man Silas barely knew. A man who didn’t want him, but wouldn’t let the foster system take him either. Corvin took Silas in, locked him away in a cold house, and gave him one rule: survive. But Silas knows the silence hides something darker. Secrets about his mother’s death. Shadows that watch from the locked basement. And a man who’s trying so hard not to want him — but can’t help it. Now Silas is eighteen. Not a kid anymore. But trapped in a house full of secrets… and a man whose control is slipping. There’s danger here. There’s desire too. And Silas is about to find out that love and obsession aren’t always easy to tell apart. If you open this book, be ready — because nothing is what it seems.