Ur Mom Jokes

Shin avait promis de protéger sa sœur, mais après une terrible attaque par des créatures abyssales, lui et sa sœur Lynia, deux orphelins, durent fuir dans la forêt titanesque recouvrant le monde, où ils tombèrent dans un gouffre menant à la Forêt Miroirs. Cinq ans après que les ténèbres liquides les aient séparé, Shin se rend à l'université magique de Melna pour découvrir la vérité sur ce qui lui est arrivé et retrouver sa sœur disparue. Parviendra-t-il à accepter les ténèbres qui menacent de l'envahir, ou sera-t-il consumé par l'étrange organisation appelée Reflection avant de retrouver sa sœur ? Découvrez les sombres périples de Shin, dans un monde où chaque miroir reflète un cœur déformé.

Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby. Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse. Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown. The problem? • She’s a literal infant. • Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination. • Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible. Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Can all dreams come true .............can ones generation to come live ur dreams..... find out with the adventure of Mark

After an accidental one-night stand with a mysterious man, Charlotte Johnson had eight children. Four years later, Charlotte lived a blissful life with her eight genius children. Although her life was tough, in her eye's, everything was worth it. However, Henry Stevens, the wealthiest and most powerful man in the Imperial City, disrupted her previously uneventful life. At first, he thought that she was playing hard to get, so he was disdainful of her. However, afterwards, he realized that not only was she the mother of his children, but also the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

A 18+ novel for incest lover, a relation between mom and son

Take this gun, kill either me or your mom, cause am in love with your mom.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

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[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 18+. No rape. No Yuri] WebNovel Spirity Awards 2025 Entry Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF

everyone wants their revenge what if ur revenge changes him and makes him possessed for him. this story is a BL ( boys ) novel .( teakook)

Meet Biggus Dickus; a young Florida man who happens to be on his way to a coffee shop. but, unbeknownst to Biggus Dickus he will meet a 'Karen' on his journey. The human-Walrus hybrid that feared throughout the seven realms As one would have expected after such encounter, Biggus Dickus was slain with such brutality that his father vowed to get his revenge on the human-Walrus hybrid creature Unbeknownst to Biggus Dickus and his father, every Florida man who unfortunate enough to meet and perish by the claws of Karen will be reborn as the Heaven laws mandated This is a tale of Biggus Dickus. a tale of which you may never comprehend, a tale of his journey with his new identity and a new world for his playground. by : ur_mom_gay

Five years ago, she was the biggest joke in Haishi! Seven months into her pregnancy, she discovered that the man from their passionate night was not her husband-to-be. The man she deeply loved was already having an affair with her sister... Five years later, she returned for revenge with her adorable genius child. To her surprise, the father of the child turned out to be the most powerful man! From then on, she became the most envied woman in the world! Tycoon Qi declared arrogantly: "You hired me for a hundred thousand, now I'm yours for life!" Princess Tian Tian clung to her leg: "Mommy, you've avoided me for five years, but you're finally back to take responsibility!" Prince Momo showers his mom with affection: "Mommy, here's my bank card, spend it as you like" Genius Yuan Bao complained pitifully: "Beauty Ling, you're not favoring only me anymore!"

Warning- only read if you're an adult. You shouldn't read if you don't like twisted or lewd things that aren't the norm. Just saying, oki. This isn't the ceo love romance. We all known cheating is bad, but when a guy does it, it's fine. All these stories about a man entering a fantasy world, banging all the different ladies, but when a woman does it, it is seen as a bad deed. Here's a story where the lead is female, and sex is part of the journey.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

A girl with beautiful green eyes but a tragic childhood scar and a guy from California.... How their twisted fate gets them tangled and make them life partners.... High school Nick-i don't want to u to regret latter anna. So let's stop here. Anna-(sobbing)I won't regret anything and u can't make decisions for me. Nick-goodbye anna this is for ur good. After 7 years Imperial College Boston colleague to Nick - new interns are going to come this session and college is assigning them as TAs (tutoring assistant) to professors. On the other side.. Are u sure Anna ??? asks Henry (her bestfriend) you really moving to Boston ?? giving her puppy look ... looking at her bestfriend she sighs and hugs him.... and says I need to do this Henry u know I can't make her* sad (her=her mom) what's waiting for Anna in Boston what's going to happen... how Anna and Nick end up tied together ??? let's find out !!!

Jing Yao a couché avec le PDG d'une riche famille qui était réputé pour se tenir à l'écart des femmes. Elle est même tombée enceinte. Jing Yao a grandi sans recevoir d'amour de ses parents. Bien qu'elle et sa sœur fussent jumelles, elle ne ressemblait en rien à sa sœur aînée. Ses parents favorisaient sa sœur aînée. Jing Yao a été forcée de commencer à travailler jeune, tandis que sa sœur pouvait rester à la maison à ne rien faire. Jing Yao devait payer ses propres frais de scolarité. Un seul sac à main que possédait sa sœur coûtait plusieurs dizaines de milliers. Non seulement cela, mais sa sœur aînée sortait même avec son fiancé, avec qui elle était fiancée depuis l'enfance. Formellement parlant, Jing Yao était la deuxième sœur de la famille. Cependant, en réalité, elle était tellement pauvre qu'elle ne pouvait même pas payer son propre loyer. Sa famille ne lui avait jamais montré aucun soin ou affection. Pour le bien du mariage de sa sœur aînée, la mère biologique de Jing Yao l'a piégée en la faisant boire avec un investisseur. Elle a même été droguée. Heureusement, elle était suffisamment alerte pour s'enfuir. Cependant, elle s'est enfuie dans la mauvaise direction. En conséquence, elle a fini par coucher avec Liang Xun. Après être rentrée chez elle, la mère de Jing Yao l'a engueulée. Son odieux de fiancé l'a humiliée. Jing Yao a annulé le mariage sur le champ. Depuis lors, elle a quitté la famille Jing. Plus tard, Liang Xun a découvert que Jing Yao était enceinte. Il l'a approchée et lui a demandé de l'épouser. Cependant, Jing Yao l'a rejeté. Liang Xun lui a directement offert 100 millions comme cadeau de mariage, et elle a finalement accepté. Des rumeurs ont commencé à se répandre sur internet. Jing Yao, une célébrité récemment populaire, était soupçonnée de s'être impliquée dans la relation de sa sœur aînée. Certains ont même dit qu'elle était la sugar baby de Liang Xun. Malgré les critiques, Jing Yao a publié un post positif en réponse. "Je n'ai pas de sœur aînée et je suis la sugar mommy de Liang Xun." Liang Xun a immédiatement commenté son post. "Ma femme a raison."

my story and warning about mother hood

Imagine u died and yet for some reason u found your self in ur favorite novel. Jack Hermson dies of a heart disease and finds himself transmigratted in his favorite novel as the classic extra *who doesn't appear in the story* and like every other transmigrator he decides to stay far away from the main cast or does he ?

Lily est la fille d'un Beta. Et son âme sœur ? C'est le fils aîné des Alphas. Lorsqu'ils découvrent ce qu'ils sont l'un pour l'autre, il est un peu trop tard. Car son bien-aimé mate est rentré chez lui avec sa honte. Une louve qu'il a mise enceinte pendant qu'il s'entraînait dans le nord pendant l'été. Il a brisé leur lune. Mais la louve a un secret. Et Lily n'a pas l'intention de la laisser s'en tirer aussi facilement après avoir volé ce qui lui appartient. ** Cette histoire est pleine de rebondissements qui vous feront pleurer, rire, vous mettre en colère, jeter des téléphones, etc. C'est un voyage que vous adorerez, incapable de vous détacher de Lily, Eve et Zain. J'espère que vous aussi vous aimerez l'histoire et accepterez l'invitation à entreprendre un voyage qui vous laissera comblés et vous mettra un sourire aux lèvres.

"From a botanical perspective, your mom is undeniably a total slut." Jialong shrugged and said nonchalantly. I brought the lemon tea to my lips and took a sip without any expression. If you think my next move was to throw the entire cup of lemon tea in Jialong’s face, you’d be wrong. Because what Jialong said was the unvarnished truth—pure and without a hint of exaggeration. No matter which academic discipline you examine it from, my mother, Meng Xi, 36 years old, is a woman steeped in debauchery to her very core. As Da Jun, who enjoys simultaneously taking her from behind while forcing her to sing "Conquer," once said, "Your mom’s brazenness is downright otherworldly."

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

After Lin Xu's death, she realized the world she lived in was actually a novel. Her eldest son was a twisted villain obsessed with imprisoning the novel's heroine, engaging in dark and sinister "locked-room" games. Her second son was a morally dubious villain who would casually draw blood or harvest organs from stand-ins to save his "white moonlight" — the novel's heroine. And her only daughter? A hopelessly love-struck supporting character who revolved around the novel's male lead. "A mother's failure to teach her children is her own fault," Lin Xu thought after being reborn. Determined, she resolved to straighten out these rebellious kids. But before she could act, her eldest son's cold and intimidating face turned slightly red as he murmured, "Can you... pat my head?" Her second son turned away with a cold huff, his tone full of tsundere pride. "I... I’m not going home. But if you insist, I might consider it." Her daughter ran over and ruthlessly shoved her brothers aside. "Mom, come help me with this question~" Later, her two sons ended up in a full-on brawl over a bowl of noodles Lin Xu had made. The novel's heroine? Who cared about her when their mother was more important? Meanwhile, her daughter completely reinvented herself, determined that no male lead from any novel would interfere with her studies! The family became a harmonious and lively bunch. Then, one day, her supposedly deceased husband, who had lost his memory, suddenly reappeared. He cornered her against a wall, his eyes filled with struggle. "Even if you’re married, I still love you." Lin Xu pretended to be serious. "Oh? So what should we do about that?" He pulled her into a tight embrace, his voice deep and pained. "Divorce him!" Lin Xu chuckled to herself. "Alright, I'll divorce him right away." But when her husband regained his memory, he gritted his teeth and declared, "Divorce? Over my dead body!"

“What do you think you are doing with my father?” Henry asked in panic. “Giving him a son he would be proud of,” I replied with a slight smile. ••• The famous Musk family were known for their riches and prestige, but mostly because Hozier Musk, who came from nothing, had made a name for himself. Along the line, he realized his sons had become arrogant with his wealth. So he decided to put them to a test. He disappeared from their lives for eight years, but he gave his son a task, and whoever won would own a greater share of his wealth. Now Henry, his second son, married a wife who helped him build his reputation and wealth till he was richer and more successful than his brother, but he ended up divorcing her. But as fate might have it, Emily, his ex-wife, met his father, and she took matters into her own hands. But it doesn’t end there, as things got drastic really quickly.