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The protagonist Xuanqing traveled to the world of Naruto and became Uchiha Xuanqing, the son of Uchiha Zhili When he extracted the first strand of chakra at the age of 6, he awakened his innate wisdom and activated his talents of time and space gate and heaven rewards hard work. Gain the ability to connect and travel through the pirate world. If you work hard, you will become stronger. Relying on the memory of traditional Chinese medicine and health-preserving exercises from the previous life, he solved his own congenital deficiencies and the deficiency of his mother's essence and prolonged his life. He also took advantage of the resources and cultivation methods of the world of Naruto and One Piece, and with his talent for hard work, he led the Uchiha tribe to become the eternal overlord. You have practiced the health-preserving exercise, your proficiency level is 1, and your life span is 1 day. Your health-preserving exercises have broken the limit of perfection, and you have had an epiphany and realized the secret of longevity. Your Uchiha Chakra Refining Technique has broken the limit of perfection, and you have an epiphany, realizing the Source Chakra Refining Technique. Your domineering aura broke the limit of perfection, and you suddenly realized the light of the soul. Note : This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate. --------------------------------------------------------- ->This is a translation work, I do not own it. ->Raw: 木叶:重生宇智波的我，双穿海贼 ->Updates 5 days a week (Mon-Fri)

Have you ever heard these phrases before. Never again will the waters become a flood. To us a child is born, to us a son is given. I can feel it in my bones. There is no passion to be found playing small. London bridge as fallen, the Queen is dead. Phrases so great that they can usher in a new era. Whether an era of peace, destruction, Chaos or love. A lot of people fear the start of a new era, but as you can see nothing bad as happen at the cost of these new beginnings and nothing is being expected to happen, because of the new generations and the changes in belief. except the fact that the first white man to be born was thrown out by his people resulting in the enslavement of black people for hundreds of years. These Phrases might not have meant much at the time they were said, but today they are like a sniper pulling the trigger of his gun and only grazing its target. Well those might have, but you know one phrase that didn't miss it's target's bullseye.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

One Piece novel Law is a non-canon novel by Shusei Sakagami. It was released in the fourth through seventh volumes of the One Piece Magazine, and later as a stand-alone book.[1] It chronicles Trafalgar Law forming the Heart Pirates after leaving the Donquixote Pirates. It will be followed by a sequel titled One Piece novel Law: The Hour of Kikoku.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Keira sails across the seas to find her brother who left hom years ago to become a marine. But why is she always being mistaken for a pirate? "I'm clearly not a pirate."

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When Bastion ran away from home at sixteen he thought he’d never care for anyone ever again, that is until he found a mysterious lamp on an unsuccessful day of treasure hunting. It soon turns out that this is no ordinary lamp but a vessel for Idriah, a powerful female jinn- a genie. Can Bastion face his feelings for her? Can he keep her from the clutches of the rest of the crew?

In an unknown tavern on the Grand Line. Passerby A: "Have the results of the vote come out?" Passerby B: "Yes, there are two women tied for the title of the world's most beautiful. One is the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock, and the other is the Bounty Hunter, Thousand Faces Kiana." Kiana flipped the table and shouted angrily, "I'm a man!" ——— I’m merely the translator. the actual author is Nisa Ai.

Pirate Time tell a story about young woman that her name is Anne Louise at middle year 1710, in Bahamas. She met with a young man that his name is Jack Pearl. Jack Pearl helped Anne from bad peoples and Jack Pearl is a Captain from pirate that his crew's name are Revenge and his ship's name is Diamond Dash. Anne's life been changed that time.

Pirate's Legacy follows Caius Mercer, a sixteen-year-old dreamer from a small coastal village who longs for a life beyond the empire's control. Disillusioned by the corrupt soldiers who claim to protect his people, Caius refuses to follow the path of servitude that his fellow villagers accept. Instead, he dreams of freedom on the open seas—a dream inspired by tales of the Silver Serpents, a legendary pirate crew who fought for justice, not gold. But in a world where pirates are hunted, and loyalty to the empire is law, Caius's desire to become a new kind of pirate—a protector of the weak and enemy of oppression—sets him on a dangerous path. With the empire's watchful eyes always looming and whispers of dark powers stirring in the seas, Caius must decide whether he's ready to risk everything to live by his own code. The ocean beckons, but so do the enemies that lurk beneath the surface. Will Caius become a hero, or will he fall prey to the same darkness that consumes all who defy the empire?

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When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

Alex never expected to transmigrate twice. From a futuristic society where survival was a daily struggle, he now finds himself in the mystical world of Alteria, where gods once ruled, and dungeons hold the key to power. After a fateful encounter with a strange black relic, Alex is thrust into a reality unlike any other. The relic, a "Dungeon Core," has bound itself to him, marking Alex as one of the rare Dungeon Masters—a role that grants immense power but also deadly responsibility. Armed with the ability to manipulate dreams, Alex's talent allows him to enter the minds of others, bending their subconscious to his will. As the "King of Dreams," he can shape entire realities within his dungeon, but to survive in Alteria, he must build and defend his own Dream Dungeon, attract adventurers, and face other Dungeon Masters—each vying for supremacy. With his Dream Points dwindling and his new abilities still raw, Alex must quickly adapt. From scavenging the outskirts of town and hiding his true identity, to negotiating with powerful forces and creating a thriving business as a cover for his dungeon, every decision could mean the difference between life and death. The slums are teeming with danger, rival Dungeon Masters lurk in the shadows, and even within his own ranks, loyalty is hard-earned. As he grapples with his new powers, Alex discovers that the Dream Dungeon holds secrets beyond his understanding. The ancient gods may have left, but their legacy remains.

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A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

Nicolas is a bored and restless young man who lives on an island that is visited by pirates every 24th of the month. He admires the pirates and their lifestyle, and he dreams of becoming one of them. He decides to start his own adventure now.

The stage is set. Battleships ready to launch, warp drive activated and laser cannons at command to destroy anything that gets into the way. If there is Civilization, there would be war. War for religion, for territory, for resources and for Power. It's not something we learn but it's what comes from inside us, everyone will get what he wants only when he fights, Survival of the fittest. Follow Stream Markus and his friends as he tries to survive these never-ending Cosmic Wars as a Space Ranger and a part-time Mercenary. Maybe fate has some surprise for him as it turns his life and his journey to conquer the Cosmos starts. // I know this novel doesn't match any theme as per required for the contest, well I'm not trying to get selected. It's just that a novel in a contest has better base for readers so don't mind me.//

Pirate, raider, killer, reaper—once a fearsome gargoyle who terrorized the seas, he now awakens from his stone slumber in search of redemption.

PIRATE! PIRATE! PIRATE! PIRATES!!!

UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY! “His stomach lurched, and he quelled down all thoughts of retreating to the nearest and darkest alley. If he went through with this, he reminded himself, then he would have enough coin to buy a meal, perhaps even a warm bed for the night, or, if luck favoured him, enough to live comfortably for a week in the town’s least snobbish tavern.” As a bard, it’s fair to say Holsley is out of practice, not that it matters anyway since his legs turn to jelly whenever he’s forced to face a crowd. He has no money, no home, and no hope. Things are about to get a whole lot worse, however, after he learns that his childhood friend, Roland Darrow, is going to be executed in ten days’ time. Suddenly, it’s a race to find a way to save his roguish friend before he’s swinging by a rope, but unknown to him Roland is keeping some pretty big secrets — one’s worth dying for. Inspired by a love of Dungeons and Dragons and other TTRPG roleplaying games, The Pirate’s Ruby is light-hearted love letter to both adventure and fantasy, filled with references, fun characters, and outlandish scenarios lifted straight out of the game. If you love fantasy, adventure, or DnD, then chances are you might enjoy this too!

A One Piece inspired fan Fiction using the world that Oda himself has made to build a new original story with absolutely no canon characters. The journey will follow Yua Akari the captain of the Bubble Pirates as she travels the sea with her crew. This Fan fiction may take lots of inspiration from One piece and some devil fruits may be spoilers to people with a few custom ones thrown in for good measure. The story will have mystery elements and lots of adventure and even though the genre says romance I must clarify romance is not my biggest intention writing this though some romance may occur at certain points. I hope you all enjoy seeing Yua and her friends story and I would really appreciate any feedback if you have any for me as I'm doing this for experience. And I’ll add my discord username if you wish to be more direct instead of leaving an open review. Avalanche2477#4326