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Xiao Yi, un orphelin élevé par un vieil homme irrespectueux, possédait des arts martiaux anciens mystérieux et une compétence unique en médecine traditionnelle chinoise. À l'âge de vingt ans, il a soudainement reçu la mission la plus déroutante de la part du vieil homme : assister en tant qu'étudiant à l'université de renom de premier rang, l'Université Z, inaugurant ainsi sa vie urbaine moderne spectaculaire. Dans la ville, il commença à écrire sa propre légende éternelle...

Il y a trois ans, il faisait rage en Afrique, incontestablement le Roi des Rois Soldats. Trois ans plus tard, il est revenu en ville, sans voiture, sans maison, et constamment dans les ennuis. Postulant pour être un agent de sécurité dans une entreprise, passant du champ de bataille au bureau, il est discret, astucieux, avec de la profondeur. Même les agents de sécurité peuvent connaître leur moment de gloire au printemps. Chaque fois que quelqu'un lui demandait : pourquoi es-tu toujours celui qui a pas de chance ? Basil Jaak répondait timidement, c'est juste parce que je suis trop visiblement beau ! ...

Bienvenue dans un jeu souterrain virtuel sans protection, plein de joueurs en embuscade qui recherchent la survie, le pouvoir et la fortune. Kieran a choisi de pénétrer dans ce jeu VRMMORPG sans hésiter, car il savait que c'était le seul moyen pour lui d'échapper à l'étreinte de la mort. Peut-il échapper à la mort dans la vie réelle cependant, ou finira-t-il par mourir à l'intérieur du jeu ?

Text:""" Tak pernah keluarga Jord menduga bahwa menantu mereka, seorang pecundang di mata mereka, ternyata adalah Sang Penguasa Naga yang telah hidup selama ribuan tahun... """

I, Zhang San, am absolutely a good person! I swear by the eight generations of my ancestors! What!? My ancestral grave just exploded!?

The twelve zodiac animals represent the twelve months of the year, yet unbeknownst to many, they also symbolize twelve guardians. These guardians, inheritors of the zodiac lineage, possess abilities linked to their respective signs and silently protect the East. The Kirin, a symbol of auspiciousness in Eastern mythology, heralds the arrival of a king endowed with the Kirin's lineage. This ruler will unite the twelve zodiac animals, dedicating his entire strength to safeguard the East. Enter the rogue Kirin, traversing the human world, weaving urban legends. The story of the twelve zodiac guardians unfolds within the pages of this tale, blending myth with the modern day in a captivating narrative.

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

First-Generation God King Tang San, with a trace of divine consciousness, roamed the universe, searching for the world where his wife had reincarnated. Guided by that divine consciousness, he arrived at a place called Demon Monster Land, only to find that it was a world where humans were as lowly as livestock…

Li Jiedong, known as the Liquor God, an international peak mixologist and wine tasting master, died in his prime from drunkenness while tasting an unearthed Han dynasty wine. When he woke up, he found himself in a world called the Five Elements Continent, turned into a little beggar named Ji Dong. Here, there's a very special profession, called a Yin Yang Demon Master, whose extraordinary ten-series magic skills are breathtaking. Each Yin Yang Demon Master has a Yin Yang Crown of their own, formed by their inherent attribute. A chance encounter introduces him to the Flame Queen of the Underworld - Flame. As a person with a Yin-Yang balanced physique, he accepts the inheritance of Yin-Yang Extreme Flame, guiding his destiny on to the path of the strong. His future, can only be created by him alone...

Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.

translator: Shayan Author: flaming fortress In a world where living beings are inslaved by godlike evil entities hiding in the shadows, monsters feeding on the flesh and souls of the living, worlds falling one after the other. how can the living survive and fight back? ....... [You've sent a battle invitation to ???? ?????: 'When you're free, let's compete'] [The other party's answer is: 'Haha, sure, sure'] [The conditions have been met] [As the ????? Knight, this battle has entered your exclusive battle mode: Soul Gambling] [The loser's soul shall belong to the victor] The lines of text flashed and disappeared. New lines of burning text quickly appeared: [The other party's spell Card attacked you] [Attack failed] [Under the current Soul Gambling mode, the other party must defeat all of your Cards in order to deal any damage to you]

“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?” As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place. [Installing files. 1% done…] As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...] I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch. “Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…” […12%...13%...14%...] Unable to affect the situation in the least, I stare dejectedly at the percentage increase, while my mind starts exploring the possible explanations. In the end, as the percentage hits 90%, I narrow it down to three possibilities. The first possibility is that I am in fact still unconscious and this is all a product of my mind. I pinch myself and whimper at the pain, as in my nervousness I used almost all my strength. Nope, the first is out. The second possibility is that I have completely lost my mind and am suffering from delusions. Hmm, I cannot exclude this, but while possible, I don’t think that this is it. The only thing out of the ordinary is that fucking line of text. The third possibility … [Installation successful!] The text disappears and a new message appears in my eyes… The third possibility … is that I gained a system. I read the message with my mouth agape at the implications. [Welcome user, to the Perverted Daddy System!] Fuck… TAGS: Mind control, manipulation, corruption, sleep sex, rape, blackmail, oyakodon

Amidst the mystical Sleeping Giant Mountain, young Xue San embarks on an extraordinary journey to defy his humble roots in Silverberry Village. Driven by dreams of immortality, he takes a perilous gamble to steal an egg from the fabled King of the Skies, setting off a chain of events that unveils the perilous world of cultivators. His fateful encounter with enigmatic immortals leaves him with a cryptic alchemy compendium, a fragile hope, and a destiny tethered to secrets beyond his comprehension. Thrust into the revered yet merciless Soaring Sword Sect, Xue San discovers a realm where power rules and ambition devours the weak. With his meager talent branded as worthless, Xue San tries his best to survive. As dark forces and rival factions close in, Xue San must contend with treachery, unearth ancient legacies, and confront a primal rage that stirs within him—a force that may be his salvation or undoing. Will Xue San rise above the shadows to claim his place among the immortals, or will he succumb to the unforgiving trials of the cultivation world? Prepare for a journey of courage, betrayal, and an unyielding pursuit of greatness. I will post 3 chapters a week here

Lise, une jeune femme passionnée de jeux vidéo, viqvait pleinement dans son univers virtuel. Solitaire et sans petit ami, elle ne voyait pas l'intérêt de changer son quotidien. Mais ses parents, préoccupés par son avenir, prirent une décision radicale : la marier de force à un garçon ayant presque les mêmes difficultés qu'elle. Découvrez les aventures de Lise et de son nouvel époux, dans une histoire où deux âmes perdues tentent de naviguer entre leurs passions, les attentes familiales, et leur quête d'identité.

a fanfic of storyline of the famous game undertale that reworks alot of the storyline with a expansion beyond the game. this storyline has 2 main characters, chara and sans with the story changing perspectives regularly to show both sides of the storyline. this is just a fanfic and I don't own any of the game characters included in the story.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

This is my first ever story so please leave some support because I have no idea what I’m doing, but I am going to try my best to make a good story while stumbling my way through passive running story sorry if it going to take a while For the next Part of the story and I might make another another story at some point down the line it will depend on the support or if I’m bored enough to do it also I might rewrite and update certain parts of the story while I write so it might be good to go to it if I update certain chapters

In 3083, humanity shares its world with monsters and beasts that emerged after a catastrophic event known as the Awakening. This otherworldly rift brought not just terror, but also Awakeners humans who gained powerful abilities in the wake of the beasts’ arrival. But with these powers came chaos, violence, and a society struggling to adapt to the new order. San Vasquez, a 21-year-old lawyer, is one of the few willing to face this new world head-on. A product of both tragedy and resolve, San’s life was shattered when his parents were killed by an out-of-control Awakener, and his siblings vanished into the broken welfare system. With nothing left to lose, San channeled his anger into a single mission: to fight for justice in a world where power runs unchecked and laws are lagging behind. But as San steps into the role of an advocate, fighting in the courtroom for those who can’t defend themselves, he quickly learns that the law is as corrupt and flawed as the world it governs. Secrets, conspiracies, and political machinations begin to surface, each more dangerous than the last. His quest for justice will force him to confront the dark underbelly of both the legal system and the society that created it. Along the way, San will cross paths with several powerful awakeners, each carrying their own baggage and motivations. Some will be allies, others enemies, but all will challenge him in ways he’s not prepared for. As his journey grows more complicated and his enemies close in, San must decide: can he remain a man of the law in a world where power often speaks louder than justice? Or will he be consumed by the very forces he’s spent his life fighting against? The Beast’s Advocate is a gritty, unpredictable story set in a world where the line between good and evil is blurry, and the cost of seeking justice might be too high. With dark humor, brutal action, and complex relationships, this is a tale of one man’s struggle to hold onto his humanity while navigating a world overrun with monsters, both human and beastly.

Jared King, un paria et étudiant renié, découvre un artefact mystérieux qui lui confère des pouvoirs étranges liés aux sombres entrailles de Silvercoast City. Plongé dans un monde de complots politiques, de crime organisé et d’ombres surnaturelles, Jared doit maîtriser sa nouvelle force pour restaurer son honneur et transformer la ville—sans céder à l’obscurité qui le tente à chaque pas.

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

Keaton Pel is the result of a failed reincarnation into a brutal fantasy world. It's a tough world, but Keaton has one thing working in his favor, his level system. In a world without levels, he reigns supreme.

Ça avait commencé de façon étrange : son chat refusait qu’il le caresse. Lin Qiushi découvrit rapidement que la discorde se répandait tout autour de lui. Puis, un jour, il poussa une porte et découvrit que son couloir, qu'il connaissait par coeur, était devenu un couloir sans fin. Aux deux extrémités de ce couloir se trouvaient douze portes en fer identiques. Il poussa l’une des portes. Ainsi, l’histoire commence.

Un médaillon oublié. Une ligne brisée. Quand Elias découvre un héritage caché, il est transporté dans un monde où chaque choix pourrait détruire l’équilibre fragile de l’univers. Traqué par des créatures de l’ombre et accablé par un pouvoir qu’il ne comprend pas, Elias devra réparer ce qui a été brisé... sans se perdre lui-même. Mais peut-il vraiment survivre dans un monde où même les Lignes qui maintiennent la réalité ne sont pas fiables ?

Fanfic about tang san

Un Homme, capable de magie se dénomant Evorum, il parcourt un monde hostile dans lequel son intellect est sa seule arme contre l'adversité croissante de ses adversaire. Arc I - Vubik, l'homme à tête de citrouille va le torturer, et le laisser démuni de sanité. Toutefois, cela ne restera pas sans conséquences

Mirai Asano (浅野未来) un joven que acaba de superar un evento traumático, decide retomar su monótona vida cuado conoce a Aiko Makinohara (牧之原愛子) una chica extrovertida y alegre de su preparatoria quien le propone ser amigos. Con un alma vacía y una mente hostil, Mirai enfrentará las consecuencias de su pasado mientras su presente lo golpea sin piedad en una demostración de cuán cruel puede ser el mero hecho de existir.

In a world where mathematics and cosmic forces intertwine, Jake Vietnam was born from the Stellar Heavenly Child. Guided by the teachings of Kirk Weiler, the enigmatic author of the sacred eMath texts, Jake assembles a group of friends versed in the arcane arts of mathematics. Posting on RoyalRoad as well.