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Ugly Betty Fanfic

Another Twilight fanfic

WARNING: -Expect drama while reading this, please be patient with me. It'll make sense even if it seems it doesn't. - a lot of swearing/cursing - MATURE CONTENT(kids you were warned) - Gore -GXG/WLW/BXB/LGBT+(just the gays, so homophobes, respectfully... begone please) -Forms of abuse from mental, physical, SA, etc. (It may be mentioned as someone's past or present) - THIS IS AN AU, AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. Certain events might change or would not happen or have happened. Some pairings will have changes. Some facts about the story or the characters might change (Honestly, it's because I'm too lazy to research and watch it all over again) -English isn't my first language, so you will see misspellings and grammatical errors, I might or might not go back to edit them later on. -the frequency of chapter uploads depends on the mood really, so you might get more than one chapter a week or just one. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, STORY AND THE CHARACTERS OF IT BELONGS TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OR OWNER OF IT, THE ONLY THING I OWN ARE MY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. I DO NOT OWN THE SONGS THAT WILL BE INCLUDED IN THIS STORY, THEY BELONG TO THEIR ORIGINAL CREATORS (did I do that right?) AN: This is a wish-fulfillment thing. I ran out of stories to read about Twilight, so I made one of my own. I'm not earning anything from this, I still have this boring job and responsibilities in real life, so please don't... please don't pressure me and be mean. For those who are wondering why I even published it here, it's because I wanted to motivate myself to continue the story. Thinking that there may be people wanting me to continue this as well. Basically, means I just don't want to end up forgetting about this. ~~~ This is a story of a woman who was forcefully reincarnated to another world. She was just working, kept thinking of just disappearing, and not existing. The usual shit that sadly a lot of people also think like this. Waking up every day, feeling shit because, well... I woke up. Seeing all this, a ROB plucked my soul out of my body, and just killed my healthy(not healthy, bitch be living like no tomorrow with the junk food and smoking) body and forced me to reincarnate, refusing my original wish to just disappear into oblivion! Told me I should be grateful to be alive and some shit that sounded like a 'live, laugh, love' type of culty thing. Woke up in a hellish situation, don't know which universe he shoved me in, just a clue that it was from one of the things I liked, but that didn't help to narrow it down aa, I liked a lot of stuff... Some weird too... Continued to suffer my hell for a while, cursing and begging the ass face for the sweet release of death and hopefully meet the guy again so I can punch him in the nuts, and suddenly the door opened and when I saw who it was, I now knew where I was. 'F***ing twilight?!'
EmphieIsMe · 1.5M Views

The Reel/Real Ugly Truth! Catherine Heigl k?

THE UGLY TRUTH: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT HEADLINE: WALMART SPANISH TO VATICAN SECRETS—AMERICA'S CULTURAL MELTDOWN BREAKING NEWS: Our investigative team has uncovered America's most pressing crisis—people speaking Walmart inventory Spanish while pretending they're fluent. Sources confirm if it's not on a flashcard, they can't roll their R's. LIVE COVERAGE: While gringos remain stuck in aisle 5 asking "¿Quiere una bolsa?" and praying no one responds too quickly, George Lopez continues selling out shows despite having fewer Netflix viewers than San Quintín has tomatoes. Cultural experts describe his last punchline at the Harris rally as "drier than a Baja wheat harvest." SPECIAL REPORT: RELIGIOUS HYPOCRISY REACHES NEW HEIGHTS VATICAN INSIDER: If the Pope ever opened the blinds instead of cherry-picking scripture, perhaps his staff would finally rise again—just in time for altar boys to get off their knees. Meanwhile, Monica Lewinsky has logged more knee time than Sunday mass, but at least she's honest about her worship practices. SHOCKING REVELATION: Santa only comes once a year, unlike Vatican priests who never stop delivering. Religious scholars note the difference between consensual spooning and non-consensual forking remains unclear in most theological texts. URGENT UPDATE: CELEBRITY MELTDOWNS AND POLITICAL FAILURES Nancy Pelosi won't do herself sober, and nobody else will do her drunk, according to Beltway insiders. Meanwhile, Liam Neeson's filmography continues its slide toward PG-13, much like America's cultural standards. DEVELOPING STORY: Tesla owners and MS-13 members reportedly share one common trait: they both demand attention, though one group is significantly more honest about their intentions. THE UGLY TRUTH: THE TAKEAWAY From Walmart Spanish to Vatican secrets, from political failures to celebrity meltdowns—America's cultural identity crisis continues unabated. If you can't tell California from Baja, or consensual from "con ¢ lul wa," perhaps it's time to admit we're all just stumbling through life, pretending to understand more than we do. Whether you're selling your dignity for $69 or just trying to figure out who "vin" really is, remember: the truth will eventually tell your face, even if your face isn't ready to hear it. That's the Ugly Truth. No filter, all facts. #WalmartSpanish #VaticanSecrets #GeorgeLopezShade #PelosiProblems #CulturalConfusion
CartelTa209 · 9.4K Views

THe reel/real UGly TruTH

The Ugly Truth: Elon, Trump, and theTurtle Parade Everyone calls Elon Musk a genius—rockets, cars, social media empires—but when it comes to privacy rights, he acts like he owns everyone’s privates. Maybe that’s why he bought Twitter—he thought “X” marked the spot! And that’s the ugly truth. He can silence your right to speak, but when it comes to getting things to actually work, his rockets aren’t the only things that have trouble launching. He’s got more false starts than a turtle in a marathon. And that’s the ugly truth. When your ex-wife’s an actress, has zero social media, and is a complete ghost online, it’s probably because Elon’s making sure she can’t be heard—not just seen. And that’s the ugly truth. It’s ironic Elon Musk and Trump are such buddies—Trump acts like he’s got a little boy crush on Elon just because he plays with rockets. But the only thing actually benefiting from their friendship is good TV—two egos, one reality show, and a lot of airtime. Watching them is like seeing two turtles race—slow, awkward, and somehow still entertaining. And that’s the ugly truth. Trump’s not Orphan Annie, but with those Daddy Issues, he’s got more in common with Daddy Warbucks than he thinks. Maybe if Warbucks and Trump stopped stroking their egos, checked their brain cells, and quit whispering to their billionaire buddies, they’d finally see the CIA’s got their ear—and maybe, just maybe, get over their crap and check the video feed before another pie hits their face. And that’s the ugly truth. Elon and Trump: proof you can reach for the stars, miss the point, and still end up on primetime! And that’s the ugly truth. Elon Musk claims he’s the smartest guy alive, but honestly, his brain cells run on TikTok squirrel energy—no wonder he only speaks bird. Maybe he’s just bitter Marilyn Monroe wanted a baby with the real Einstein, not this wannabe tech emperor. Meanwhile, Matthew Gray Gubler’s about to star as Einstein’s great-grandson on CBS—at least Gubler has a better shot at being Einstein reincarnated than Elon ever will. With a middle name like Reeve instead of Gray, Elon’s already missing that genius spark. Half the time he talks, I get amnesia like Anastasia—except instead of losing my memory, I just want to forget his tweets. And that’s the ugly truth. Elon loves comparing himself to Roman emperors, but here’s the kicker: those statues have small penises because the ancients believed a small package meant a bigger brain. Who came up with that? Probably some ancient a**hole with a serious attitude problem—sound familiar? Yet even with all that ego-stroking, Elon’s still a bigger dick than any marble emperor, and at least their statues didn’t tweet chaos every day. So remember, “big brain, small package” was never meant for Elon—it’s just his ego that’s bigger than his Wi-Fi glitches. He’s the turtle of tech—slow to learn, quick to tweet. And that’s the ugly truth. Elon’s the kind of guy who’d build a rocket to Mars, forget the fuel, and blame the turtle for not moving fast enough. And that’s the ugly truth. Trump and Elon together are like a turtle on a skateboard—looks wild, goes nowhere, and you know someone’s about to wipe out. And that’s the ugly truth. Elon says he’s a free speech absolutist, but blocks more people than a turtle dodging traffic. And that’s the ugly truth. If Elon’s brainpower were a turtle race, he’d still be at the starting line, tweeting about how he’s already won. And that’s the ugly truth. Trump thinks he’s the king of deals, but the only thing he’s ever closed is his own social media account—slower than a turtle on dial-up. And that’s the ugly truth. Elon’s so obsessed with being a visionary, he probably dreams of turtles with jetpacks—too bad his rockets land about as gracefully as a turtle on ice. And that’s the ugly truth. When it comes to innovation, Elon’s ideas move at turtle speed, but his ego moves at light speed. And that’s the ugly truth.
CartelTa209 · 4.6K Views
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