Nervous Laughter What The Fuck Veep

The Laughing Demon, Zǔ Zhòu, who had plunged the Nine Heavens into despair, met his demise by defying the Laws of the Dao. However, fate intervened. Transmigrated into a new body millions of years later, with his forbidden bloodline still bound to his soul, he seeks to live this new life as he did before, stopping at nothing, even if it means destroying the Heavenly Dao itself!

I has lots of descriptive sex, descriptive gore and violence, and lots of swearing and rude humor.

[5 Spell Books] [280 Spells and Rituals] [Ressuration Completed [System initializing… Synchronization in progress…] [Synchronization Complete] [Harem Codex Initiated] Every normal thing in his life took a great turn after he Fucked the goddess of lust. This is what I was born to become 'A Monster.' They will fear me! They will crumble in my presence! My purpose is not to save but to destroy, my legacy will be remember forever... Azrael was once the kingdom’s deadliest weapon, forged in the shadows by the criminal elders and a king who demanded perfection. But when his humanity cracked under their brutal training, they abandoned him to a witch-run asylum, branding him broken and useless. Left to rot in despair, Azrael met his end in the ward—until the witches intervened. Out of pity and defiance, they performed a forbidden ritual, combining 280 spells from five ancient grimoires. Their sacrifice gave Azrael a second chance, transmigrating his soul into a new body. He awakens with a system unlike any other: a reality-bending tool granting him the ability to charm and seduce powerful women, each conquest unlocking new powers and revealing deeper truths about his own existence. In a world where women dominate 75% of the population, Azrael uses his newfound abilities to climb the ranks of society, assembling a loyal and influential harem. But as his strength grows, so do the secrets surrounding his rebirth. Each revelation pulls him closer to uncovering the true nature of the system and the conspiracies that reach far beyond his betrayal. Is he the master of his destiny, or just a pawn in a greater game? -___ A/N: Sypnosis not long, but gives all it should give, before you judge, read up to the first 15 chapters and leave a review once done..... See y'all in the book. You want a wise MC? You got it! You want an MC who will turn out not to merciful? You got it! Fast paced story? You got it! Something a little bit new, and out of the ordinary? You got it! Level up of both the MC and Villain and system? You got it! [Adventure, Action, R18, Isekai, System, weak to strong, Handsome ML, Beautiful FLs, Demons, Monster Girls, Beasts, Apocalypse: All Check ..] 2 chapters/day 100 power stones for 2 bonus Chaptes .... link to the discord group https://discord.gg/rRdzxAV3

All changes started when Tao Ruan received a message. From then on, Tao Ruan would be dragged into a dream with real experience every night, and be manipulated by various fancy tricks: physiology lessons in the classroom… In front of the French window…simulating pregnancy belly play…. At first, Tao Ruan thought that Gu Zhizhou, the senior whom she had a crush on, would definitely not be a pervert who harassed and played with her. Until she was played badly in her dream, all kinds of evidence in reality gradually surfaced.

Here's a short synopsis of the story: Trapped in a hellish realm of fire and magma, a young man must confront a monstrous reality and fight for survival. Armed with only his wits and a newfound system that grants him increasing power, he embarks on a perilous journey of self-discovery and vengeance, determined to uncover the truth behind his infernal imprisonment.

A tale about demons and humans the evil that embraces the earth without light darkness ruled "Agony , yes agony like music to my ears" said the Devil with a wide grin staring at the pit below him, will the devil take over the earth if so then what will happen to humans who will stop the Powerful devil himself

What comes after the end? The inescapable void? A relentless darkness where hope is nothing but a distant memory? Who do you trust when you can’t even trust yourself? When the echoes of your past mistakes haunt every step, and the shadows seem to whisper your deepest fears? I asked myself these questions before and after Z-day. I ask them every waking moment, but the answers never come. They never have, and I don’t think they ever will. In a world stripped of its humanity, where survival is the only law, the truth feels like a luxury we can no longer afford. I know that those left behind are the worst of humanity—the scavengers, the betrayers, the ones who have embraced the darkness. But there are also others who fell at the last minute, those who clung to their last shreds of decency before the end swallowed them whole. Some are burdened with crimes that seem small compared to the horrors that now plague the earth, yet the punishment is the same for us all. The doctrine says that sin is sin, no matter the good intentions behind it. I guess they were right. This world is unforgiving, and it doesn’t care about the reasons that led us here. Do I hate it here? Yes, I do. Every breath I take in this poisoned air is a reminder of what we’ve lost. Do I regret being here? Of course not, because I have a sister to protect. She’s my only tether to what’s left of my humanity, my only reason to keep fighting when everything else has been reduced to ash. My name is Paul Okonkwo, and I will get her safely through this hell on earth, even if it’s the last thing I do. No matter what this broken world throws at us, no matter how deep I have to sink into the darkness, I will be the shield that keeps her safe. Because in the end, that’s all that matters—keeping her alive, keeping her safe, even if it means sacrificing what little is left of myself.

Ray is an orphan who was born with a rare illness that has crippled him since birth. Although his condition is curable, he still cannot afford to heal himself due to the high cost of treatment. Even though he has no one to rely on in the world, he remains hopeful that a miracle will happen to him someday. Then one day, Ray wakes up in a different body on an unfamiliar planet. It is a world with more advanced technology than his past one. It not only has advanced technology, but it also has many people's childhood dream, Magic. This world appears to follow the same rules as any fantasy story: "Strong rules over weak", "Power equals authority", and "Survival of the fittest". Despite the fact that the rules on this planet are cliché, what can he do? Cry? Protest? Be a hero and change the system? No.  Ray has only one goal in mind. It is to do his best to survive in this new environment while also enjoying his new life. Little did Ray know that he would not only enjoy his new life, but that he would also stand at the pinnacle of this magical planet thanks to the assistance he received from the system he acquired as he gains consciousness in a different body. [ Earth's Greatest Legacy System ] : It contains experiences, guides, and skills from Earth's humans who excelled in various fields such as Weapons, Martial Arts, Science, and so on throughout Earth's history. 'Isn't just basically saying I could receive help from the most talented people in Earth's history, like the genius 'Albert Einstein' or one of the greatest swordsmen to ever exist, 'Miyamoto Musashi'?! Holy f*ck!' Ray's mind raced with excitement and wonder. Let's follow Ray's second life journey in a world of fantasy as he accomplishes amazing feats that astonish many people. ===== Are you curious about the full features of Ray's system? Give a few chapters a try. ===== The cover photo is not mine, it is AI-generated. I only added the text to it.

What's the purpose of life? What drives us to keep on going, to keep living, instead of accepting whatever awaits us beyond death? Well, Mark is trying to figure out an answer to that.

This story is about a boy who reincarnated in another world [I know this dosen't sounds new to you but...] To a fantasy world And he has a difficult time while living there... I want this isekai to be different from most of them, I want to show a side of another world that is not shown in most novels. The main character always gets some mega perks, or has the powers of a demon lord, or is some hero who has to defeat the demon lord. I got bored with it, I want to show what would happen if you, for example, were reincarnated in a small village somewhere on the outskirts of the kingdom, where there are no schools to teach children and because of that there are problems with using magic, or general craftsmanship or warrior training. Magic in this world is not as common as in other isekai, that is, it occurs normally but it is hard to learn it. Because of that, few people have the ability to have magic. [This is my first novel ever so please don't be angry, if I write something wrong pls] Overall in this isekai the main character will have a hard time and now the question is whether he will be able to survive in this world, and who he wants to become? The answer to this is still unclear...

John finds out his beloved wife of 20 years was not really his wife but his friend's wife. unable to control himself he sets out, clearing the obstacles to get her, he badly needed her back for the 20th anniversary.

One curse, friends turned foes. Their fate rests on she who shall love one and on her love shall he rise again to seek revenge on what he had Lost.

What would you do if you became the bad guy in your favorite video game? That's what happens to our protagonist, a skilled and ruthless gamer who calls himself "Spectre". His passion is the virtual reality game Aerial Chronicles, where he dominates his rivals with his skill and cunning. But one day, everything changes. For some unknown reason, our protagonist wakes up in the body of Kylo Stormcrest, a secondary character in the game who is a noble and weak villain. Kylo has no special abilities, only his title of duke. How will he survive in this hostile and dangerous world? Will he be able to change his destiny and become a hero? Or will he remain the same old Spectre?

"Warning: This stream might just hijack your mood, so watch at your own risk. It’s me, your friendly neighborhood mad dog, taking on games so hard they should come with therapy vouchers. Don’t even bother overthinking it—let’s be real, your brain’s gonna short-circuit halfway through anyway. Sit back, laugh, cry, and embrace the chaos!"

Love? I hear that word everyday. It's already sickening to my ears. It seems that the word "love" has been so overused, that the real meaning has faded away. What is love? Ella, a fourteen years old over thinker and introvert in the eleventh grade questions love. She creates a quest for herself to find love. Does she? Read what's love? and find out.

Victoria alias Jayden sky, 19 year old and pop music sensation isn't one to be kept down, not much for rules and regulations. when it's discovered that someone is after her life, her family will do everything to keep her safe including hire a bodyguard. Asher Reed is a no nonsense, ex military Seargent who is now navigating the world as a civilian and bodyguard under Nexus protection services. when pop meets hard-core how will they cope with the difference and most importantly, who is trying to kill Victoria.

Hello! I am Lucian, or in this life Kenneth Des Velezerk.  I was a normal university-going student in my previous life and I was having the time of my life. I had a beautiful girlfriend, good grades, and an easy side job that made me decent money and I could care for my family. Everything was great. But, I was too much of a party animal. And, I think I probably died from alcohol poisoning, because drinking alcohol with my friends is the last memory of my previous life that I have. But, god gifted me with a second life. That too as the youngest son of the only grand duke of the kingdom. I took over Kenneth's body at the same age when I died, 21.  Being the youngest with 3 elder brothers is a blessing. I get all the fun and no responsibilities. Or so I thought. If I hadn't read the novel, I for sure would have enjoyed my life. But with a crown prince who is a ticking time bomb, I can't help but worry for my family.  My brother, chasing after the female lead, will challenge the crown prince and soon get framed for treason in a well-thought-through plan curated by the crown prince.  If I want to live, I must keep my brother away from the crown prince and the female lead. But... unexpected twists keep catching me off guard.... Why is the crown prince in love with me ?!

"Is it true that snakes mate all day long?"   One day, Won suddenly goes into heat at school due to a marking left by his ex-boyfriend without permission.   When he hurriedly hides in the bathroom, a man who appears to be a werewolf rudely confronts him, but in his desperate situation, Won promises to sleep with him and receives his help.   It turns out that he is not only Won's junior but also the illegitimate child of the center director who is monitoring Won...   "...Who are you really?"   "A crazy bastard who wanted to get involved with you."   What is the true identity of this man who seems to be lurking around Won?

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!