Dylan Jokes

Dylan is being hunted, and Zephaniah risks life and limb to save him while demon lords pull the strings. This story is graphic and will have some serious topics. Viewer discretion is advised

Ava’s marriage was nothing like she had anticipated. Despite being married to the man she loved, she had endured nothing but humiliation and misery from her husband for the past five years. She put up with everything in the hopes of one day carving out a space in his heart. But her husband ultimately drove her to the breaking point when he handed her the divorce papers on their fifth anniversary, claiming that he loved someone else. He had taken all her family assets her father had left for her. The shocking truth that the man she had been in love with for ten years had caused her father’s death was the blow Ava couldn’t take it. Devastated, Ava didn’t want to give birth to his child in her womb. ------ “I loved you with all my heart and gave you everything, but you ruined me and my family, Dylan Brooks. I won’t give you this baby. This baby belongs to me and will go with me to the grave. A cruel man like you don’t deserve to be a father,” Ava said as she slit her wrist. "I regret loving you, Dylan. I wish I’ll never see you again in my next life." These were her last words before she drifted into the lap of death. ------- She thought this was the end of her life. But fate had other plans. She woke up in the past, four years ago, on the day of their first wedding anniversary. Since she was given another chance to rectify her mistakes, she vowed to protect her father and the family business. She resolved to cut all ties with her ruthless husband. But wait! Why did Dylan act so possessive and caring? Why did he declare she was the only one he wanted as his wife? Should she believe him and give him another chance? Or should she take revenge on him for what he did in her past life? -------- “Please, Ava…come back to me,” Dylan pleaded with Ava on his knees. “I’m ready to atone my mistakes. I’ll do everything to make you happy. Just don’t leave me, okay? Tell me, what can I do to get your forgiveness?” Ava stared coldly at the man who had ruined her in her previous life. “Do you want my forgiveness? Then hand over everything to me, Dylan. I want you to feel the same agony I did." ~~~~~~~~~~~~ You can check my other books. Accidentally Married to Mr. Billionaire - Completed The Billionaire's Sick Wife - Completed Temptation of Billionaire's Secret Lover: A tale of love and revenge - Completed. The Contract Bride of Mr. Reid - Ongoing, daily updated.

“I, alpha Dylan, reject you, Anastasia, as my mate”. “An- and, I, Anastasia, accept your rejection, alpha Dylan”. I forced myself to say, before I ran away in tears. As soon as I arrived in my room and shut the door, I burst out laughing to my heart's content. “I can't believe this. Finally, Alpha Dylan is off my back!”. You may all be wondering why I am happy to be rejected by my mate, right? That's because I'm not the real Anastasia.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, Caius is forced to confront the unthinkable—his closest friend and brother-in-arms, Dylan, has been corrupted by a dark force. Once a beacon of hope and a defender of the weak, Dylan now stands as a twisted shadow of his former self, driven by the influence of an insidious power that preys on his doubts and guilt. When Caius confronts Dylan on the battlefield, he is torn between his duty to protect the world from the destruction Dylan could unleash and his desperate hope to save the friend he once knew. Despite Dylan’s distorted resolve to reshape the world at any cost, Caius refuses to give up on him, pleading for the spark of humanity he believes still lingers within. As their swords clash, the weight of their shared past and shattered brotherhood ignites a battle not just of strength, but of will and conviction. Caius must decide whether to fight for Dylan’s redemption or accept the painful reality that the only way to stop his friend might be to end him. This is a tragic tale of friendship, corruption, and the harrowing choices one must face when hope collides with despair.

``` Volumen 1: Completado Enlace al Tráiler Oficial de la Novela a continuación: 1. Enlace de Instagram: https://bit.ly/3fvoXQS 2. Enlace de Youtube: https://bit.ly/3v81ATG Advertencia: Un viaje de amor y odio tipo montaña rusa y una historia conmovedora equipada con misterios. Dylan Sterling, el más joven y despiadado director ejecutivo del Grupo Sterling, posee poderes especiales que superaron al Grupo. Dinero, fama e inteligencia eran claras evidencias de su estatus en la sociedad a la que pertenece. Su talento excepcional tenía un propósito oculto, y el mundo oscuro que gobernaba era cruel. No mostró misericordia con aquellos que bloquearon su camino y devoró a quienes intentaron enfrentarse a él. Savannah Schultz, de 21 años, huérfana convertida en modelo, estaba comprometida para casarse con Devin solo para obtener apoyo para el negocio familiar que su padre había construido durante muchos años. Más tarde, la situación se torció después de la muerte de su padre. Y su tío Dalton Schultz la adoptó para obtener todo lo que ella tenía, incluida la ayuda de Devin. Devin la había vendido como a una esclava a su tío Dylan - para urdir un plan contra el hombre notorio a cambio de capital adicional para inyectar en su empresa. Dylan la había consumido como una caja de chocolates y la trató como una ficha de negociación. Se sintió desequilibrada y cayendo en un abismo profundo. Ira, tristeza, vergüenza: se hincharon dentro de ella y amenazaron con arruinar su vida. Para salvarse de la humillación, él planificó perfectamente tomarla como su esposa nominal y prometió ayudarla a romper el compromiso y apoyar el negocio familiar. Ayuda e humillada, aceptó su trato. Empezó a hacerse fuerte frente a esos abusones, pero seguía siendo débil cuando se trataba de él. Vivieron juntos pero se trataron mutuamente como extraños. No tenía planes de enamorarse de ella ya que alguien había ocupado su corazón hace unos años. Entonces la situación cambió cuando descubrió quién era realmente ella. ¡Pero el mundo oscuro que él gobernaba amenazaba con destruirlos! Misterio, engaño y venganza los impulsaron a ambos a surgir juntos. Portada creada por Weilan. Si quieres saber más sobre la historia, sígueme en Instagram: annashannellin. ```

Dylan Morningstar was only an orphan, whose fiancé cheated on him months to his wedding-A nobody who could disappear, and the world wouldn't notice his absence. That was true until he met salvation during his final moments but from an unexpected source-the abyss! Blessed with the one of the inheritance of one of the seven deadly sins, Dylan is drawn into a battle of succession amongst other princess of hell and a war against the heavens; while still navigating his life as an attorney in the state of Chicago. --------------- Dylan is only one of all three seven deadly sins members that happened to be human but scattered across different realms. So I plan on dedicating a book to each in which they will cross paths. If you are interested in following the story of the sin of pride, check out; https://www.webnovel.com/book/the-first-prince-of-hell-is-human_31948243200164605 Extra Tags: #Sucide #Cruel #Evil #Mentally unstable

Dylan Ford wishes to start a new normal life after joining the well know firm, Blackwell. However the Managing Partner , Alexander Blackwell, seems to be unhappy about Dylan's presence. Does Alex feel uncomfortable? Or is it just in Dylan's mind? And moreover, why does it feel like Dylan is forgetting something?

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Dying a sacrifice to the gods after years of abuse, Lei Mingxing was unwilling! She went back ten years, swearing that she would escape that d*mn fate! Injured Meridians and Dantian, unable to cultivate? Pah! What a joke! Unloving and cruel family? She wouldn't even give them a glance! Scum fiance and Father-in-Law? Just look at her surpassing them! The Gods will cry in front of her resolve! ... A certain guy she saved a long the way: ... Don't strain yourself.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

"Bound by Obsession" Genre: Dark Romance | Billionaire Romance | Obsession Hermione Isabelle Vale, a sharp, ambitious lawyer, never expected her life to be upended by a billionaire with a dangerous obsession. Dylan Alexander Voss, the enigmatic CEO of Voss Enterprise, becomes fixated on her after their first charged encounter at an exclusive party. But Dylan isn’t the type to let go. He wants her—body, mind, and soul. When he offers her a powerful position within his company, Hermione finds herself drawn into a web of power, control, and undeniable attraction. As Dylan’s obsession grows, so does the tension between them, blurring the lines between business and desire. Hermione’s fierce independence is tested, but Dylan is relentless—he’ll stop at nothing to make her his. In a world where obsession is the ultimate power, will Hermione be able to break free—or will she be bound to him forever?

Zhu Feiying, a girl studying at the Magic Academy in China suddenly had her phone hacked. Thinking that it was a prank created by her friends, she went along with the joke, but when she started chatting with the person named Qin Yan... "Huh, You're really are from a different world." Zhu Feiying said, looking at the handsome prince wearing knight armor. Qin Yan looked at the beautiful girl wearing a dress that looked like a phoenix with a deep look.

I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..

Suzan is in love with Dylan and Dylan is in love with Suzan. So what could go wrong? Suzan is now nineteen and Dylan, an ancient vampire prince, has come to sweep her away, for unknown reasons, to his western estates. when they speak to her parents secrets are revealed that both explain much and cause tremors of trepidation and tiny yearnings for revenge. It's Evercrest, a world of different types of ancients and humans just trying to have their own legacies and power. Suzan is born from difficult circumstances and is shielded from truths about herself and her family. But life and fate can never be denied. She finds her prince, is naturally compelled to practice her magic in secret to become more powerful than anyone could ever imagine, and she is drawn into an on-going conflict that has spanned millennia. Does love survive no matter the circumstance, or does fate always beat all to push love aside so revenge can bloom full and true? What decision will Suzan make? Should she make any decision at all or just drift quietly along the currents of fate? Only time can tell.

Sixteen year-old Dylan Mercer was dying until he stole a cure from NovaGen, the biotech giant that established in Claiborne county and promised the society to offer medical miracle. But their “miracle” came with a catch: tons of deadly side effects from an ancient, otherworldly source. Now, Dylan’s veins hum with a primeval code that isn’t human. His hands crackle with energy that could level cities. And NovaGen wants their property back. As hunters close in and the alien code rewrites his mind, Dylan must choose: surrender the weapon festering inside him… or let it burn. But some forces aren’t meant to be controlled and this one hungers to raze the world that created it. A dying boy’s theft becomes a celestial storm. Can he outrun his cure—or is he the disaster?

Have you heard of the jester and his king ? Apparently, the emperor couldn't take the cosmic joke. So he beheaded himself, leaving the crown for the clown to wear. Set eons after the grand apocalypse where Mother Nature deemed humans as parasites. All the continents merged into a Pangea island called Methuselah, where the symbol of status and power are arcane capabilities Called Qualia. In a coastal city facing the dangers of a mad sea. Rei Atlas, a fisherman, awakens his qualia abilities. But, they have negative value. How can the system handle such an anomaly?

“In a world where twelve nations embody the unique traits of the Zodiac signs, ancient rivalries and forbidden love threaten to destroy the delicate balance of power. Can the nations put aside their differences and work together, or will their hatred and distrust tear them apart forever?"

Tang Lin, a descendant of the Tang family, lives the life of a wealthy person and when her uncle comes to visit after a year of going abroad, he reminds her of her childhood husband. She got “married” to a little boy when she was younger. Their parents and Tang Lin meant it as a funny joke, however, the man intended to marry her for the rest of his life. Lu Shen, Tang Lin’s childhood husband, is the CEO of the Lu Group and he is the wealthiest man in the capital.

**"When a cosmic glitch turns a biryani-loving teen into the god of a broken universe, he’ll need more than divine powers to survive his own creations—including a goddess who hates him, sentient pasta, and a black hole that runs on dad jokes."**

Drake was a troublemaker with a knack for bad jokes. One of them got him killed. Now, he finds himself in Atheria, a world of magic, mythical creatures, and warring Gods. Equipped with the mysterious System of Chaos—a game-like interface that grants him skills, stats, and quests—Drake must learn to survive in this dangerous new reality. But his arrival hasn't gone unnoticed. The Gods, offended by his irreverent attitude and fearful of his unique system, have marked him for death. To live peacefully (and maybe get some payback), Drake will have to embrace his chaotic nature, master his newfound powers, and challenge the very beings who rule Atheria.

A pair of identical twins were separated at birth with each of them ignorant of his other half's existence. But fate brings them together again. Riley, our handsome protagonist is a nice and calm young man. He wields the fire magic, a majestic phoenix. he has a calm but dangerous aura emanating from him. Dedicates his life to saving humanity and ignores women who makes advances on him. he doesn't believe in love, but little does he know fate has a different plant for him. Dylan, the arrogant and cold-hearted antagonist wields the water and ice magic, a mighty dragon, is the heavenly crown prince and the assumed sole heir to the heavenly throne but unknown to him, he's got a twin brother. He possesses a deadly aura, a man who spends every night with concubines and hates the idea of being a one-woman man. But, he changes his perspectives for one single woman. Meet Maya, a young, calm and soft woman who wields flower magic, a pink rose who has been cursed to never fall in love and to face problems with her fated one as a punishment for her mother's past deeds. She leads a happy life until she meets a pair of identical handsome men and she was faced with problems upon problems. Would she fall in love or would she not Would she lead a happy life or a problem filled one Would Riley give up the woman he loves or would he face the problems and fight for his love Would Dylan fight his brother over a woman he loves or would he sacrifice his love to his brother Would the boys accept each other or despise one another

"I hate my life, why can't I be happy" Natrine Kana is a loving and caring lady who is always challenging and strong in any situation. She lost her father at a very young age and became depressed because life had never been easy for her. She came from a middle class family and as the only daughter and child, her only job was to keep her mom happy. She met Dylan some weeks after her father's death and since then he had became her backbone always showing her love, compassion and care. Dylan was the definition of a perfect boyfriend, whose only job was to see a smile crawl to the lips of Natrine. He was the romantic type who loved Natrine compassionately. Their love kept blossoming for three years till Dylan demanded for a break up. Once again she had to lose a loved one and this time it was her one and only Dylan which made her heart shatter into pieces. She decided to never fall in love again and just concentrate on her work. But all that ended when she had a night stand with a stranger which she later found out to be her boss, the CEO of the top companies in ten different countries. An eligible bachelor, successful tycoon, a sinfully handsome man and also rumoured to be a devil at work. Since then her entire life became a fairy tale. WARNING: Explicit mature content and the book is also a work of fiction. Image by freepik.com Read my other works in order not to miss out of a world of fantasy.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Tokyo is on edge. A group of terrorists has taken over a massive shopping mall, holding innocent people hostage. The police surround the building, prepared for a long standoff—until the Hero Association arrives. In minutes, a team of elite heroes wipes out the criminals without breaking a sweat. The crowd cheers. The media swarms them for interviews. The heroes smile, crack jokes, and disappear into the night. But not everyone is celebrating. Behind closed doors, the police are furious. The heroes are acting above the law, killing criminals on sight. No arrests. No trials. Just bodies. The police commissioner warns that if this continues, traditional law enforcement will be useless. A cynical detective agrees, but there’s nothing they can do. The world sees the heroes as saviors—but what if they’re just another kind of monster? Meanwhile, in a quiet part of Saitama, high school student Kuroshi Watarabe wakes up from a terrifying nightmare—flames, screams, and a city burning to ashes. But it was just a dream… right? He pushes the thoughts aside and heads to school, where he’s just a regular third-year student, joking with his friends and dodging promises to treat them to food. But that night, everything changes.

Suddenly transported to ancient times, struggling to even get enough to eat? What’s this? Men are dwindling due to war, and the government assigns me a beautiful wife with orders to have a child by next year? And now, foreign invaders are threatening the heartland? No problem! Mastering math, physics, and chemistry means I can thrive anywhere! The unstoppable cavalry of the steppes? The indestructible warships of the pirates? A joke! With knowledge as my weapon, I’ll turn the tide and reshape history!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

When the bell rang, there was a dispute in the classroom due to crowded seats. Xiao Bai pushed my desk and I couldn't sit back. The head teacher came and I joked about "townhouses", but it was still difficult to return to my seat. After my explanation, the head teacher organized the whole class to move tables and chairs, and finally solved the problem. After that, the class atmosphere improved, and this incident became a unique campus memory for me.