Comedy Santa Banta Jokes

Seorang Roh Firman kecil melakukan perjalanan melintasi waktu. Yan Suisui, umpan meriam dan saudara perempuan konyol yang berubah menjadi pahlawan wanita dalam novel Koi. Dia berasal dari ibu yang sama, tetapi adik perempuannya telah mencuri peruntungannya, dan dia adalah bintang keberuntungan kecil yang disukai oleh kelompok di ibu kota. Dan dia menjadi bintang bencana. Dia dikirim ke pedesaan dan menjalani kehidupan yang bodoh. Seluruh desa dibantai dan hidupnya sengsara. Ketiga saudara laki-laki dari keluarga ayah angkatnya meninggal tanpa tempat pemakaman. Anak kembar lahir dari kelahiran yang sama, namun mempunyai nasib yang berbeda. Yan Suisui meletakkan tangannya di pinggulnya, dan kata-katanya menjadi kenyataan, dan kata-katanya mengikuti aturan, menunjukkan siapa yang tersambar petir. Dia ingin mengubah nasib semua orang! Ambil kembali keberuntunganmu! Pada hari dia dibawa kembali ke ibu kota, seluruh ibu kota sudah tidak sabar menunggu untuk melihat leluconnya. Tetapi siapa sangka bahwa kakak laki-laki tertua yang malang itu adalah menteri utama termuda di dinasti tersebut. Kakak kedua sudah menjadi jenderal yang menjaga dinasti. Saudara ketiga mengendalikan lumbung dunia! Tiran yang menyendiri itu berdiri dengan hati-hati di gerbang kota, menunggu leluhur kecilnya pulang.

Santa Luz, the City of Light. A place where dreams come true, where nobodies become someone, and where anything is possible. Where Bounty Hunters can make a killing, literally, and where the skyline reaches the stars. The only issue with the place is that if you don't have money or the goddess of luck on your side, the most likely outcome is catching a bullet and bleeding out on the pavement. City of Light follows Badger, a bounty hunter trying to navigate living in Santa Luz, and the endless violence that comes with it. Follow his journey as he tries to stay alive and sane on his journey to the top of the food chain.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Check out the latest chapters on P@treon with two chapters every day. You can copy the link from the bio. [Gunfight + Case Solving + Decisive Killing] A scavenger in the gray world becomes a sunny Los Angeles detective. How nice it is to live in the sun? Locke stands under the Hollywood landmark, looking at the bikini beauties on Santa Monica Beach. He pushes up his sunglasses. From now on, Los Santos will be protected by him… Ps: There is no extraordinary, but there is a dark world that we ordinary people cannot touch, including killers, mysterious organizations, and various bizarre cases…

Feng Fan, a high school senior with dreams of becoming a successful Xianxia web novelist, never imagined his life would turn into the very story he aspired to write. Summoned to another world alongside his entire class, he finds himself thrust into the White Crow Sect, a place for cultivating immortality. However, his talent for Qi Cultivation is deemed the lowest possible. Just as despair threatens to consume him, Feng Fan discovers his unique cheat ability: Mind-Reading. Armed with this secret ability, he maneuvers through schemes, outwits his enemies, charms beauties, and ascends the heavens! “Feng Fan, do you dare to steal my legacy?” Third rate-villain 1 “Feng Fan, you bastard, you stole my wife! I’ll erase your clan from existence!” Third rate-villain 2 “Please, improve your plans, I can see your schemes from miles away!” Feng Fan. #comedy #cultivation #yandere #tsundere #transmigration #r18 #faceslapping #harem Disclaimer: This is a COMEDY cultivation novel, the comedy is the main point. NO ntr, NO yuri — Reviews, Golden Tickets, Power Stones, and Comments encourage me to write more. Thanks for all support! — https://discord.gg/mXJ9HnWKHB if you want to message me, feel free to ping me on Discord.

Kalau julukan 'Jomblo Ngenes' itu berwujudkan manusia, Gavinlah manusia sial itu. Gimana nggak, dari zaman sekolah sampai sekarang, masa iya nggak pernah deket sama cewek? Saking pemalu dan pendiamnya, dia bahkan jarang ngobrol sama cewek. Dia selalu sama Revan. Playboy kelas kerapu. Mancing sama Revan, travelling sama Revan, hiking sama Revan, pokoknya mainnya sama Revaaaan mulu, sampe kerja pun bareng Revan. Untung nggak homo. Minusnya, dia jadi ikutan rada-rada. Dia yang tipikal cowok lurus berkacamata, gara-gara bergaul sama Revan dari zaman sekolah, ya kelakuannya jadi kayak monyet, nyaris niruin Revan. Gavin yang kayak gini, mendadak dikejar-kejar sama cewek centil bernama Nadine, reaksinya gimana, ya? ****** Ini adalah spin-off dari ceritaku yang berjudul 'My Man'. Bercerita tentang Gavin, kakaknya Talitha, bersama dengan sohibnya yang bernama Revan. Buku ini ditulis dengan bahasa yang santai (tidak baku).

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace. 12/22/24 I've had some technical and creative difficulties writing for the past few days. But I assure you, as long as people keep reading this and I don't get too many bad reviews, I will keep writing this.

The father of Kamon a highschool student finally gets a job in Bangkok forcing them to relocate. She has to adjust to life in a big city school, filled with drama, comedy, romance, and a touch of jealousy as she navigates friendships, rivalries, and family dynamics.

Hoshino Renji, seorang siswa SMA biasa yang menjalani hidup santai tanpa banyak drama. Tapi semua berubah ketika Lilith Nocturne, murid pindahan misterius, tiba-tiba muncul di sekolahnya—dan lebih parahnya lagi, dia ternyata seorang vampir! Lilith awalnya cuma punya satu tujuan: menghisap darah Renji. Tapi rencananya gagal total. Bukan cuma gagal, dia malah terjebak dalam kehidupan sekolah yang penuh kehebohan bersama Renji dan teman-temannya. Di antara tugas sekolah, persahabatan yang kocak, dan rahasia yang perlahan terbongkar, hubungan mereka mulai berubah. Apakah Lilith akan tetap pada niat awalnya, atau malah menemukan sesuatu yang lebih manis dari sekadar darah?

25% lucky 25% comedy 50% history

!Atenção! Essa história contém elementos mais +18, se você não gosta ou não se sente confortável, por favor não leia. Thalia, é uma mulher que se tornou uma santa declarada pela igreja católica desde os seus 5 anos de idade. Ela sempre foi adorada pelos plebeus e isso foi visto como algo importante por parte da igreja católica e pelo império, o que ocasionou em um casamento entre a santa e o imperador. Mas esse casamento era algo político e sem amor, o que impactou Thalia que teve que enfrentar a dura realidade de não ser amada por seu marido. Abandonando a sua "santidade" e "honra", Thalia vai atrás de uma bruxa para tentar matar o seu próprio marido, mas ela não contava com uma surpresa inesperada sobre a bruxa que ela procurou. No entanto, ela desenvolve um grande laço de amizade com a bruxa a ponto de se considerarem irmãs tanto de consideração como de objetivo.

Read an action-comedy filled short story with Ray and his friends in their day to day lives as students of Bidou's heroes boarding school!

Seorang calon Raja dari Istana langit, tidak sengaja terjatuh ke dunia bawah dan terjebak di dalam sebuah reruntuhan. Namun saat dia sadar, dia masih berada dalam bentuk jiwa dan bentuk fisik tubuhnya itu masih tersangkut di pohon. Genre : Fantasy. Sub Genre : Action, Comedy, Harem.

Hai, aku Cindy. Berkat dia, aku bisa kerja secepat mungkin! "Thanks loh Lan. Loe sudah bantu gue gawe disini.", kataku. "Noprob, Cindy.. Selagi gue bisa bantu loe. Gak usah nervous lah. Santai aja kali.", sahut Lana. "Yah namanya juga dapat kerjaan secepat ini. Apalagi semenjak kejadian yang kemarin. Loe tau kan.. Jadi gue butuh kegiatan yang super extra.", kataku lagi. "Aman.. Nanti loe temuin manager di sini. Namanya Pak Jacob.","Tuh ruangannya.", katanya sambil menunjuk arah ruangan Manager Rumah Sakit. "Oh. Okay, Lan." Percakapan yang kuakhiri dengan Lana mempertemukanku dengan manager pengelola rumah sakit. Jam kerja yang cukup buatku untuk melupakan masa laluku.

Tom. A friend. Not a foe. A friend. (made for an inside joke)

Exiled: 6PM Langit senja berwarna oren keemasan membias di permukaan tingkap bangunan tinggi, memantulkan sinaran terakhir sebelum malam mengambil alih. Kuala Lumpur seperti biasa-sibuk, bising, dan dipenuhi manusia yang mengejar masa. Kei dan rakan-rakannya berada di sebuah kafe kecil di tepi jalan, bersembang kosong sambil menikmati angin petang. Rayze menyakat Elric seperti biasa, Alya mengeluh kecil melihat telatah mereka, sementara Kei hanya tersenyum nipis, menikmati saat-saat santai itu. Di seberang jalan, kota terus bergerak. Bunyi hon, suara manusia berbual, dan deruman enjin menyatu dalam simfoni kehidupan yang sudah menjadi kebiasaan. Seperti tiada apa yang akan berubah. Seperti segalanya akan kekal begini. Tetapi mereka semua silap. 6:00 PM. Detik itu tiba. 'Permainan itu' Bermula..

Twenty-two year old Adriel has just become a homeless man. Due to his stubbornness, he refuses to explain why he has been abandoned by his family, and simply continues on with no support whatsoever. All he can do is meaninglessly meander through the streets of his hometown, until, by chance, he encounters a frail old lady giving out free samples on the side of the road. Adriel runs to her in the hopes of procuring some food, but things end up taking a very drastic turn as soon as the two begin to converse. An irascible old woman and a very obstinate young man...it's the worst possible combination.

¿Dominación mundial? ¿Guerras santa-demoníaca? ¿ser el próximo héroe que salvará al mundo o el peor Rey Demonio que existirá en este mundo? ¡¡¿CÓMO SI ESAS COSAS ME IMPORTARAN?!!, ¡¡PRIMERO SOBREVIVIRÉ A SER UN LOBO!!. Con esa mentalidad, esté pequeño lobo se embarcó a vagar por el mundo en busca de los misterios de su reencarnación en este oscuro mundo. https: //discord.com/ invite/pvvZAAM5Jr

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Dieora, keluarganya telah dibantai habis di depan matanya oleh sekelompok iblis. Dieora bersumpah akan memusnahkan semua iblis yang ada, dengan tangannya sendiri.

Chimirie has promised to his friend Lervian to join their league and to play a National E-Games Tournament in Manila Philippines. Ngunit hindi inasahan ni Chimirie nang may napindot siyang Ads sa isang App Store na naging dahilan para siya'y maging transparent na parang kaluluwa at naisanib kay Zala A. Androvaje na bago lamang namatay dahil sa lason. Sa mundo na kan'yang pinuntahan ay nagtataglay ang tao ng kapangyarihan na mula sa pet, na kanilang ikinontrata mula sa ibang realm. Para makabalik sa kan'yang dating mundo ay kailangan niyang gawin ang mission na ibinigay ng system, at ito hanapin ang pumatay sa katawan na kan'yang sinaniban, at protektahan ang city kung mula beast sage kung saan nandoon ang kan'yang negosyo na Pet Raiser's Shop. Will Chimirie Accomplish her mission before the tournament or she will failed her promise to her male friends Lervian? ... Chimirie promised to her male friend Lervian to join his league after the Top 2 and Top 3 league join force their pro player into a team. Ito ang naging banta sa kanila Lervian na matalo sa Championship sa Master Pet's League National E-Games Tournament. Lervian beg to Chimirie whom played the game anonymously and has a title as Shadow Queen. Lervian wants to win the National Tournament to represent the Philippines on the Olympics E-Games. He wants to win to prove his worth to his family who doubt the direction of his Career. Ang kan'yang tanging pag-asa ay ang kan'yang female friend na ayaw ng exposure ay si Chimirie. Ngunit isang aksidente ang nangyari nang mapindot ni Chimirie ang Ads sa Apps Store. Doon naging transparent ang kan'yang katawan na parang kaluluwa. Nagising na lamang siya na nasa katawan ni Zala A. Androvaje na namatay dahil sa lason. Isang Mission ang kan'yang natanggap at 'yon ang maging Manager ng Pet Raiser's Shop. Upang makabalik sa mundo para tulungan ang kan'yang kaibigan ay kailangan niyang hanapin ang naglason sa katawan niya at protektahan ang City na kung saan naroon ang kan'yang shop na may banta ng Beast Invasion.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

(Ini aku akira, aku berumur beberapa bulan. Ya aku sepertinya berinkarnasi dan masih memiliki ingatan sebelumnya), akira mempunyai adik bernama vina, dan keluarga nya sebagai bangsawan, akira berinkarnasi di dunia fantasy. Hingga saat dia berumur 17 tahun, keluarga dia di bantai habis habis an dengan organisasi di kota alma, dan hanya tersisa akira dan vina.

We can all predict a chinese romance drama. But not Diana Abraham and Demetri Anders tale of love. It all starts with the jealousy, the drugging, the one-night stand, the escaping with pregnancy, and the returning all powerful and unstoppable. Then, the stranger comes to play dad. Coming to claim his 'blood' and a better shot at life. Can you predict the script when the roles are reversed? Characters get mixed up. And no one follows the script. ....... e unique features of this stranger. His long eyelashes, straight nose, his blue eyes, just like Darlene's, his pink lips and tall shoulders, All gave him an effeminate charm. But one think was unmistakable- his features were like that of Damien's. Having read a lot of romance drama, everyone understood what was going on. This was the part where the mysterious lover comes to claim the baby. "Who let santa in?" Darlene asked quietly. What? Santa?! His own daughter called him santa. "Darlene, don't be silly, it's not Christmas. " Diana corrected. "You can leave", Damien said. No room for objection. Demetri was quietly observing them. Darlene was easygoing and unrestrained also very curious. Damien was quiet strict and capable. "I'm...", Demetri started. "Santa?" Darlene interrupted. "..." everyone in the room. "Your dad." Pfft! Darlene burst out laughing. "Don't be silly, I know my mum is very pretty but if we believed every guy that said that, we would have..." Darlene began counting seriously with her beautiful fingers. "52 dads, each week some guy claims he's our dad", she continued. "I really am". Demetri was getting a headache. "Sorry, that line has been used." "..." According to the script, Aren't the children suppose to secretly yearn for fatherly love but doesn't bring it up in order not to hurt their mum. What went wrong here? "Even if it was Christmas, i won't wish for a dad." Darlene said. "Aren't you always bullied for not having one?" Demetri asked. "Nope, i was once hurt by a boy because I told him that he was disgusting, smelly and stupid. Brother promised to teach me some skills later." So it was indeed a misunderstanding, Damien thought. "Kids, he's your real father." Diana intervened. So in this case, it was the mum hoping the kids would accept a dad. Quite comical. "We're don't need anyone else mum." Damien finally spoke. "But..." Diana was cut off. "Alright, we all know you didn't see the stranger's face clearly. How're you sure he's telling the truth?" Damien was really rational. "We look alike!" The script wasn't what Demetri had revised. "7% of people look alike in this world and plastic surgery is available. Who knows you might be the one wearing my face?" Damien queried. "..." I am really speechless right now. From who did he inherit his debating skills? But I came prepared, DNA TESTS. Demetri dropped the DNA tests on the table for them to see. It matches! "Were this forged?", Darlene asked curiously. Ah! So she's the annoyingly curious type but how did understand this stuff and how could her mind be so impure to ask such a question? "In case you're curios too, each of the 'dads' would bring one too." "..." Now, Demetri felt defeated. Wait! He still had something, his identity. Why would someone of great importance such as himself go through all that trouble to marry a single mum with two kids? "Maybe because she's really pretty and rich and so worth it." Darlene answered. Could she read minds?! "No, i can't read minds. I am very good at observing body languages. After being defeated countless of times by two children. Most people ask themselves if it's worth it". Wow! She's good. "I'm Demetri... " "Anders?". Yeah, wait! What?! I'm screwed this time.... Oh no! To Be Continued...

A sexy man dies while bravely fighting terrorists, only to wake up in a mysterious world filled with glowing balls of different colours, strange dungeons, and white beings. This story is packed with comedy, thrilling adventures, and unforgettable moments.