Comedy Santa Banta Jokes

Synopsis: I am Kaelion. Or Felix, as I sometimes call myself. For eons, I reigned as the God of Fate and Time—omnipotent, omniscient, and devastatingly, soul-crushingly bored. When you can create galaxies with a snap and erase eras with a yawn, existence becomes a predictable, tasteless joke. So, I did what any all-powerful being in the throes of an existential crisis would do: I created a plaything. Not just any plaything, but M.U.S.E.—a Mischievous Universal System Emulator with a will of its own and a wickedly sarcastic personality. Its one and only purpose? To make my life exciting. I should have read the fine print. In a brilliant, cosmic act of betrayal, M.U.S.E. stripped me of my powers, branded me "The Universe's Most Unlucky Being," and tossed me into the Kaos Garden—a chaotic world where the laws of physics are merely suggestions. Now, I'm a fallen god in a mortal body, armed with nothing but my wits, my colossal ego, and a system that enjoys my suffering a little too much. [New Quest: Survive this Tuesday. Reward: A slightly used sock. Penalty: Spontaneous combustion.] To reclaim my power, I must navigate a world of grotesque beasts, suspicious mortals, and the constant, infuriating trolling of my own creation. But when you’ve fallen from the top of existence, the only way left to go is up... right? This is the story of how I, a god, became the universe's biggest joke—and how I might just become its last hope. Tags: #System, #Comedy, #Action, #Fantasy, #OPMC, #WeakToStrong, #Overpowered, #Magic, #Adventure, #Anti-Hero, #Gods

When two high schoolers join their classmates for a test of courage in the woods, they expect jump scares, dares, and maybe even a romantic moment or two. But Enix and Nki, a bickering couple with more sass than survival skills, take a wrong turn and end up stumbling into a forest that shouldn't exist. No signal. No map. And definitely no way out. What starts as a night of jokes and teasing becomes a descent into a nightmare when they discover a mysterious mansion in the middle of the jungle. It looks abandoned. But it isn’t empty. They entered the house to escape the rain. But now something in the darkness won’t let them leave.

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

Para keturunan naga, terlahir kembali di dunia berbeda, membangkitkan jiwa bela diri naga sejati, mendapatkan ingatan warisan ras naga, dan memiliki banyak teknik bela diri, seni rahasia, dan kekuatan ilahi. Sejak saat itu, mereka bangkit melawan segala rintangan, menunggangi naga, mengayunkan pedang, membantai musuh, menghancurkan dewa dan iblis, serta mencapai supremasi tertinggi.

Syura adalah seorang pemuda biasa yang menjalani hidup tanpa masalah berarti. Hari-harinya diisi dengan kegiatan santai, terutama bermain game RPG favoritnya. Hidupnya nyaris sempurna-bebas stres, tanpa drama, dan tanpa tujuan besar. Namun, semuanya berubah gara-gara satu permintaan sederhana dari orang tuanya: "Beli bahan makanan." Syura menolak-karena jelas, itu buang-buang waktu gaming! Tapi pada akhirnya, dia tetap pergi dengan malas-malasan. Perjalanan pergi lancar. Tapi saat pulang, takdir konyol menantinya. Di sebuah apartemen lantai 15, seorang ibu sedang menyiram tanaman. Tak disangka, dua ekor kucing liar mulai berkelahi tepat di sebelah vas bunga besar. Satu dorongan-dan vas itu melayang jatuh ke bawah. Dan di momen paling "tidak beruntung" dalam sejarah manusia... Syura sedang berjalan tepat di bawahnya. Sebuah "bonk" keras, kegelapan, dan rumah sakit-lalu... kematian. Namun kematian bukanlah akhir bagi Syura.

En la Ciudad Santa de Nikaryon, todos los hombres nacen destinados a convertirse en guerreros, y Fulkan Ahimsa no es la excepción. Sin embargo, es tras la misteriosa desaparición de su madre -una poderosa Guardiana que le entrenó para obtener la fuerza que hoy en día carga- que Fulkan tendrá que ofrecerse como aspirante a la brutal Prueba del Gremio; una serie de desafíos a los que sólo los más fuertes o astutos sobreviven. Atrapado entonces entre traiciones, rivalidades e incluso amores, el joven deberá de aprender a controlar su propio poder durmiente, antes de que esté despierte y acabe por consumirlo, junto a todo lo que ama.

My childhood friend is undeniably beautiful but far too cocky, so I decided it was time to teach her a proper lesson. Romance | Comedy | ChildhoodFriend | Mature | Smut | R18

> Yun Wao was just trying to vibe. He partied in another city, made a few jokes, flirted with the wrong girl, and thought life was going great. Then he came back home and found his entire dynasty reduced to ashes. No family. No friends. No king. No survivors. Just him... and the smoke. Now? Yun Wao’s walking the path of cultivation — not because he wants glory, but because someone’s gonna pay. This is the story of the Immortal Born from Ashes. It starts with tragedy. It continues with chaos. And somehow, it might even end with him smiling from the heart again. ...

In a world desecrated by nuclear warfare stands only domed cities. Through the eyes of rookie 'hero hunter' officer overkill we see the depravity and cruel comedy the world has become. Welcome to Overkill: Fear and Law.

Na noite de 4 de abril de 2015, às 23h50, Miriam Frontez, 36 anos, foi encontrada em chamas no quintal de casa — se debatendo, gritando, até virar carvão humano. A perícia concluiu: combustão humana espontânea. Soa como fantasia, né? Mas Santas Graças tem um histórico estranho. Aquela não foi a primeira vez que alguém virou churrasco do nada. A polícia travou. A cidade engoliu seco. E a família — rica, poderosa e desesperada — resolveu buscar outro tipo de resposta. Foi aí que me chamaram. Karen e Kenny Frontez, filhos de Miriam e Juan Frontez. Crianças quebradas de um jeito que dinheiro não conserta. Só a verdade. E eu? Bom, eu só queria pagar o aluguel. Mas depois de alguns dias naquela cidade maldita… a coisa mudou de figura. Eu sou o Detetive Dude. E estes são os meus relatos sobre o infernal caso de Santas Graças.

Paul Engañar, a Psychologist who had been passionately helping clients with mental health problems, faces a case that will change his life forever. After a burnt out session, Paul received a call requesting him for an appointment. He eventually found out that the person who phoned him was not only a typical client—but a prominent personality. Even so, like every other sessions— Paul manages to draw the problem out and help him feel better. But in an atrocious turn of events just a day after their session. Paul Engañar was arrested for Murder. His victim? His client. Can Paul live to make it out of this case? or will it break him forever?

Cauã Maranhão, a 37-year-old doctor from the Lower Amazon - Santarém, Pará - grew up between riverbanks and enchantments. The son of an Indigenous father and a riverside mother, he was raised in a community where life was woven between the visible and the invisible, between human medicine and the whispers of the dead. Since birth, he has carried the sensitivity to see and feel what others ignore. Little by little, he learned to balance two worlds - the physical and the spiritual - with a quiet sense of duty, never romanticizing the burden of being a bridge. Now living in Belém for the past four years, he splits his time between providing medical care to vulnerable communities and investigating supernatural phenomena that accumulate in the forgotten corners of the city. But nothing prepares him for the return of death's voices when he steps inside the old Santa Casa de Misericórdia - a deactivated hospital where children still cry out for help. And it is there that he meets Michel W. Lacerda - a criminal lawyer, elegant, skeptical, and haunted for as long as he can remember. Michel tries to control what he doesn't understand with sarcasm, medication, and distance. But upon meeting Cauã, he realizes that what he's always tried to silence may, in fact, need to be heard. There is something about the doctor - his steady presence, his peculiar way of existing in the world, his silences heavy with meaning - that draws Michel in and disarms him. Together, they embark on an investigation that involves entities trapped between worlds, forgotten rituals, and the marks left behind by lives cut short. As they uncover the past of Santa Casa, an unexpected bond begins to form between them. Cauã tries to maintain focus and boundaries - he's always needed structure to avoid losing himself to chaos - but Michel is not the kind to accept closed doors for long.

A lighthearted reincarnation comedy by Zaid Rehmani — a 14-year-old Pakistani writer with a dream to shake the world through stories.

They called it The Rot. An insidious plague that crept into every corner of Santa Catha, dragging the lives of its people into ruin. Fear and despair ruled the hearts of those who had not yet succumbed, as the sickness slipped through the streets like the shadow of an eclipse—slow, relentless, and suffocating. Yet the faith of the townspeople endured, upheld by the king’s promise: the arrival of brave doctors who would pull them back from the brink of damnation. But with each passing day, the line between hope and resignation blurred, as Santa Catha sank deeper into a desperate struggle against the darkness that devoured and rotted its people from within.

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

En un imperio donde la fe lo rige todo y la figura de la Santa es símbolo de pureza y salvación, Alice ha sido criada como la encarnación de la luz. Adorada por el pueblo, protegida por el Templo… y encadenada por el mismo sistema que la alzó. Pero cuando Ethan, un joven con un oscuro legado, irrumpe en su vida con más preguntas que respuestas, Alice empieza a vislumbrar grietas en la historia que le contaron. Secretos enterrados, sangre olvidada y un destino que podría arrastrarlos a ambos. ¿Puede una Santa esquivar un destino ya escrito? ¿Y qué sucede cuando la luz descubre que también puede arder? Una historia de magia, crudeza, y vínculos peligrosamente humanos.

> Genre: Fantasy, Comedy, Yuri (slow-burn) I was just trying to finish a good book... not get reincarnated into it. After binge-reading a twenty-four-volume fantasy epic without sleep, I died and woke up as Celia Averna—a spoiled noble girl and third-rate villainess who gets kicked out of the story before the real plot begins. She was meant to be a footnote. A joke. But this Celia has one advantage: she’s read the entire novel. Now armed with meta knowledge, sarcasm, and no plot armor whatsoever, I’m rewriting fate one step at a time. Surviving a magical academy, avoiding doom flags, and possibly—accidentally—stealing the heroine’s spotlight? Bring it on. After all, who says a background villainess can’t be the main character?

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

A young man who wants to get a cold, sexy and tough girl. But because a meteor hit him, he was reincarnated and got the cheat. *ahem. So, I hate caped baldy. You will understand that OP doesn't mean everything. *author's note This is a comedy fantasy story. If you feel like you need a relaxing but interesting read. I recommend One Punch-.. I mean this book. Oh and this book is not for anyone under 10, I hope.

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

Synopsis: Noa Aizawa, a communication arts student with an overly critical brain and sarcastic mouth, gets a rare opportunity to intern at a national TV station as an assistant to a documentary crew Dream? Maybe, But not if she has to work with Ren Kurosawa They are paired as an intern crew at a national TV station. At first awkward Then absurd, Then sensual and have to face technical misunderstandings, sharing rooms. This is not love on location but this is professional horny confusion, Overcoming differences in work style, personality, and absurd interests that are increasingly unstoppable with the background of the absurd television world

Check out the latest chapters on P@treon with two chapters every day. You can copy the link from the bio. [Gunfight + Case Solving + Decisive Killing] A scavenger in the gray world becomes a sunny Los Angeles detective. How nice it is to live in the sun? Locke stands under the Hollywood landmark, looking at the bikini beauties on Santa Monica Beach. He pushes up his sunglasses. From now on, Los Santos will be protected by him… Ps: There is no extraordinary, but there is a dark world that we ordinary people cannot touch, including killers, mysterious organizations, and various bizarre cases…

" A Crazy Couple" or "ACC" is a lighthearted romantic comedy about two completely mismatched people who somehow make perfect chaos together.~ Friends to lovers~

Chadwick A. Sehole is the hottest commodity at Brightwater Academy. Every girl—from muscle-bound Seraphina to pop idol Kandi and Instagram queen Mila—is desperate to win his heart. But there’s one small hitch: Chad is hopelessly in love with Alixia—his AI anime waifu and queen of his dreams, who just so happens to be a sentient pillow. When Seraphina, Mila, and Kandi hatch a plan to kidnap Alixia in a bid to steal Chad’s affection, they trigger a whirlwind of absurdity: a sassy, combat-ready pillow; a naked chase through the streets; and a logic-defying demonic showdown. Add in Aiden Finn—Chad’s Cheeto-dusted, cat-food-munching best friend—and you’ve got a recipe for disaster... or comedy gold. Can the girls win over Chad, or will Alixia’s plushy powers keep his heart forever loyal? Expect: – A demonic talking pillow with attitude – A feral dog humping everything in sight – A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clinging to her own husbando pillow And just to spice things up, Chad’s Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn and a randy farm girl named Autumn are always nearby to stir the pot. Every page is a cringe-fest of awkward, unfiltered laughs—packed with lewd jokes, absurd scenarios, and anime-inspired insanity. A book that’ll have you thinking non-stop, “WTF am I reading?!” Warning: Packed with mature, suggestive humor and gloriously wrong antics. Grab this unhinged, plushy-powered saga now and grip the raunchiest love story ever printed! Volume 1 of “Waifu.exe Has Stopped Responding” is fully uploaded here, while Volumes 2 (and soon 3) are available to buy exclusively on Amazon and Google Books. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDGKY14P?crid=3B51SQEOCN10Z

Fantasy Action Adventure Comedy Harem Mature Romance Seinen

Saik is an expressionless boy who can see ghosts. Yuki is a ghost girl who has always been alone and never had any friends. Saik dreams of becoming the perfect boy his mother wished for, while Yuki just wants to have friends. By helping each other, they’ll both achieve their own dreams. On the other hand, Cristal is a kind girl who has no interest in love—until Saik saves her, sparking a romantic curiosity toward him and stirring jealousy in little Yuki. "W-wait… am I in love with Saik?" Unknowingly, Saik has managed to win the hearts of two girls (and a few others), though he remains completely oblivious. With two goals in mind, Yuki will do whatever it takes to make them happen: "You’ll fall in love with me, and I’ll make you smile, Saik!"

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"

Althea always knew her life wasn’t a fairytale, but she didn’t expect it to turn into a comedy of errors. When her family arranges her marriage to Adrian, the golden boy of a wealthy family, she reluctantly agrees. But just days before the wedding, Adrian drops a bombshell. A series of misunderstandings, an impulsive act to maintain the Velasco family’s honor—Althea finds herself accidentally married to Maximilian. But as the chaos unfolds, they start to wonder if this accident might have been fate’s way of arranging something they never saw coming. In "Wed, Set, Go!" love and lies collide in a whirlwind of comedy, and unexpected romance.

Death by Truck-kun? Too mainstream. I died choking on my own laughter during a late-night comedy rerun. Pathetic? Yes. Fitting for someone who gave up on life halfway through university and became a full-time couch potato? Also yes. When I opened my eyes again, I wasn’t in the afterlife—or if I was, it had a suspicious amount of baby talk and clean diapers. I was reincarnated... as an infant. No powers. No memories of my new name. Just chubby cheeks and existential dread. But the real horror? I slowly realized I was now living inside one of those cliché romance novels I absolutely despised. You know the type: cold-hearted king meets brave commoner girl, falls in love, political chaos ensues, blah blah gag me with a spoon. I read it. I hated it. And now? I think I’m in it. And not as the heroine. Or the villain. Or even the funny sidekick. No—I'm just some background baby who probably gets held once, then vanishes from the plot forever. With no grand destiny, no cheat skills, and no idea what chapter we’re on, I’ve decided to do the only thing I was ever good at—absolutely nothing. But fate has a funny way of dragging the lazy into the spotlight… They think I’m innocent. I think this whole thing is a joke. Let's see who breaks first.