Meme Ahi Viene

De huir por tu seguridad e inscribirte en una escuela llena de psicópatas... ¿a ser reclamado por un desquiciado príncipe alfa? Sí, estarías mejor muerto. • . • La vida de Jules era perfecta hasta que toda su familia fue asesinada de repente, siendo él el único superviviente. Un salvador apareció porque aún estaba en inmenso peligro, y eso llevó a Jules a adoptar una nueva identidad y convertirse en una persona completamente diferente de la noche a la mañana —e inscribirse en Carnavales, una prestigiosa escuela solo para chicos para todos los seres sobrenaturales. En Carnavales, los monstruos acechan los oscuros pasillos y los fuertes se aprovechan de los débiles. O te conviertes en un depredador o en una presa... y de una mirada a Jules —un chico demasiado bonito para su propio bien, con una figura esbelta y delicada, era obvio que iba a ser devorado vivo por los depredadores. Aquí viene Blaze, un lobo que envía escalofríos por la espina dorsal de cada depredador en la escuela, un Alfa increíblemente atractivo que era tan peligroso y desquiciado como los rumores afirmaban. Él echó un vistazo a Jules y decidió ahí mismo que Jules le pertenecía. *** Me fui hacia atrás, los ojos aún más abiertos mientras me centraba en la sonrisa que tiraba de la comisura de sus labios. Blaze nunca sonreía, y cuando lo hacía, nunca significaba nada bueno. Mi corazón latía más rápido mientras me agitaba hacia atrás aún más, el aliento interrumpido cuando él comenzó a reducir la distancia entre nosotros. En poco tiempo, mi espalda estaba pegada contra la fría pared y fue entonces cuando me golpeó en el pecho que estaba acorralado y atrapado, como una auténtica presa... por nadie más que Blaze, cuando pensé que mi vida no podía empeorar. Se erguía sobre mí sin esfuerzo, emitiendo tanta dominancia que tuve que inclinar mi cabeza hacia atrás para poder encontrarme con sus oscuros ojos, y mi aliento se cortó cuando nuestras miradas se encontraron. Se inclinó y mis ojos se cerraron de golpe en cuanto contuve la respiración, esperando a que él atacara. He oído todos los horribles, interminables rumores acerca de él. Era un Príncipe Alfa cuya presencia alguien como yo nunca debería estar. Cuando sentí la punta de su fría nariz deslizarse a lo largo de mi cuello, mi boca se abrió para soltar un gáspido sorprendido. Aspiró larga y audiblemente y sentí un escalofrío recorrer mi espina dorsal mientras me ponía aún más rígido, la confusión nublando mi mente. ¿Qué estaba pasando? ¿Por qué estaba haciendo esto de repente? ¡Dios mío... realmente era un alfa desquiciado como todos dicen! *** ¡ESTE LIBRO ESTÁ CLASIFICADO PARA MAYORES DE 18 AÑOS! Contiene contenido maduro tal como: - Acoso escolar. - Consumo de drogas. - Contenido sexual [mucho de él.] - Violencia. - Harén [no entre los personajes principales.] Así que... procede con precaución, ¡has sido advertido! *¡No tengo los derechos de la portada!

``` Zein era un guía solitario viviendo en la tierra olvidada por los dioses de la zona roja, guiando por dinero y supervivencia. Hasta que la guild con la que trabajaba causó una tragedia. Conducido por el dolor y la culpa, Zein se convirtió en un guía mercenario en la tierra que bordea la prohibida Zona Mortal, trabajando como un monje suicida. Un día, un esper prepotente apareció de repente y le dijo: —Si estás tan empeñado en morir, ¿por qué no vienes conmigo a la Zona Mortal? —una extraña propuesta, una sonrisa nostálgica. ¿Había Zein realmente conocido a ese hombre antes? Siguiendo al hombre hacia la zona mortal, ¿encontrará Zein el descanso que busca, o será arrastrado por una tormenta? Pero no hay tal cosa como el amor en la Zona Mortal... ¿o sí? * * * La historia se sitúa en un universo de Centinela, por lo que habrá: —Centinela (Esper) y guía. —¡Mazmorra! —Romance. —Acción. —...¿Erotismo? ;) Es una historia de amor (más o menos) envuelta en enredos del sistema de mazmorras, con habilidades y acción y esas cosas. ```

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

Un día dos personas murieron al mismo, tiempo muchos pensarían que fue el fin, pero no fue así para ellos. Los dos terminaron en un espacio negro inconmensurable sin saber del otro. ¿Que los llevo ahí? ¿Por qué los dos estaban juntos? Son preguntas que no tendrán respuesta. Pasaron mucho, mucho tiempo ahí pensando "¿Por que sigo aquí?" Y un día esa pregunta fue respondida. Después de la muerte... viene la vida. Con el fin de dos humanos, llegó el nacimiento de dos grandes demonios.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

**Blurb:** In the heart of Little Italy, chaos reigns as Tommy Russo and Clara Voss take on the infamous Vitale crime family. With the rise of a mysterious figure known as The Bonesman—a relentless killing machine born from the ashes of The Collector—Tommy and Clara must navigate a surreal battleground of memes, madness, and mayhem. Armed with humor and fierce determination, they plunge into an explosive showdown that will change the city forever. Will they reclaim their streets, or will the darkness consume them? Join the wild ride through a world where every bullet fired is a brushstroke on the canvas of chaos, and laughter is the only weapon they have left! Written and Created by JARROD A. FREEMAN **#LittleItaly #TheBonesman #ChaosAndMemes #ActionAdventure #CrimeThriller #SurrealMoments #ViralShowdown #FightingForJustice #DareToLaugh #UrbanLegend #jarrodafreeman

"..Me es menester contarte, una historia que hasta ahora me resuena y no salgo de la impresión. No se explicarlo bien, pero viene de una criatura que es veloz como el relampago y brillante como el resplandor. Que salvo y protegió a su pueblo donde vivia su familia y amigos, que era lo mas preciado para ella.."

En la alejada ciudad de Northwood, Helena Miller, una estudiante universitaria, lucha contra el peso aplastante de una enfermedad incurable y la desesperación de una vida que se le escapa entre los dedos. En un acto de desafío y desesperación, realiza un ritual oscuro con la esperanza de invocar a un demonio que pueda salvarla. Danae, con su belleza implacable y su presencia magnética, promete a Helena aquello que más anhela: vida y vitalidad. Sin embargo, el precio no es claro hasta que el pacto se sella con sangre. La fuerza que ahora corre por las venas de Helena viene con un oscuro impulso, un hambre que no comprende, y un vínculo inexplicable con la demonio que conoció aquel día. A medida que Helena se enfrenta a su nueva realidad, intenta mantener su humanidad mientras lucha contra los crecientes deseos que la atormentan. Mientras tanto, Danae se convierte en una figura constante en su vida, una sombra que le susurra tentaciones y secretos, desdibujando las líneas entre el odio, la obsesión y un peligroso atractivo mutuo.

Il tempo non si può fermare. Tu sì, ma non lui. La vita continua. Ricomincia, si muove, va avanti, senza guardare in faccia nessuno. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza guardarti alle spalle? Quando il passato diviene cenere ciò che puoi fare è costruirci sopra, che sia poi fatto coi pugni stretti ed i nervi tesi, il futuro che ti aspetta. Pieno di pericoli, di sfide, di fughe, di guai, di corse, di nuovi problemi e di nuove minacce a cui non sai dare un nome. Fra segreti svelati e nuove realtà misteriose non sempre si ha la soluzione, se non la morte su cui basavi le tue vecchie idee. Proprio là, dove si fermava sia la ragione che il suo contrario. E se il tempo non si può fermare neanche la resa dal passato lo può fare. Rimane solo da far fronte ad ogni cosa che ci si parerà davanti. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza averne paura? @copyright,tutti i diritti riservati

O sei vittima o carnefice. Per il mondo, o sei bianco, o sei nero. Resta a te la scelta. Ma, tutti si macchiano. Chi col sangue e chi col senso di colpa. Veniamo costruiti da pensieri, azioni, verità e bugie. Quale tra queste è riconducibile alla vera realtà di noi stessi? Ogni vita ha il proprio peso ed ogni errore ha la sua conseguenza. Solo obbligandoti ad affrontare la realtà puoi andare avanti. E se non lo fai tu, tocca farlo ad un giudice. Quando ti ritrovi in un posto dove ciò che hai fatto ti viene messo su un tavolo non puoi nasconderti dietro alla negazione. Bisogna affrontare ciò che rimane. Ovvero te stesso, il freddo e la polvere di una cella. Fra vendette, bugie, verità, finzione, giustizia, sbarre, sbagli, colpe, manipolazioni, violenze, ideologie e segreti, tutto condurrà ad un'unica realtà dei fatti. Angeli dannati in cerca di emozioni e demoni disperati in cerca di pace. Lei, vittima del pericolo. Lui, vittima del crimine. ©copyright,tutti i diritti riservati

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

[[Surface : Branche Nord, Chaîne de montagnes de l'ancien empire nain] Vous êtes en surface, dans la branche Nord, une chaîne de montagnes peu explorée de l’ancien empire nain. Un lac artificiel soutenu par une magie faiblissante (créé il y a moins d'une heure) est détecté. Montagnes riches en métaux précieux. Réseaux magiques souterrains d’envergure, et fortes concentrations de magie stellaire et aérienne dans le ciel. [Dans un rayon de 100 km] Aucune espèce menaçante. (Animaux non pris en compte.) [Dans un rayon de 1000 km] Présence de 42 milliards de gobelins et 21 milliards d’orcs, occupant les grandes forteresses naines et les cavernes environnantes. [Dans un rayon de 100 000 km] Seuls les éléments d’importance majeure sont affichés : 42 000 000 dragons. 42 000 vestiges de dieux démoniaques. 420 000 cauchemars nains (équivalent à un Balrog chacun). 420 restes de divinités majeures. 4 200 empires nains démoniaques. 4,2 milliards de démons. 42 portails démoniaques actifs. Aucune trace de nains, elfes, gnomes, hommes-bêtes, anges... Un seul humain détecté : dont vous. ] ‘je viens de comprendre la définition de mort⁴² par le système’ permier fois que j'écrit une histoire pas sur de la finir , mais je veut tester des idée, que j'ai eu en lisant d'autre histoire

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Layo un joven de unos 20 años y un pasado tumultuoso, muere y es enviado frente a varios dioses quienes le ofrecen una segunda opotunidad a cambio de que cumpla una tarea. En su mente por fin seria elegido para algo mejor, pero resulta no ser el unico ahi ni tampoco el mas apto entre ellos. Podra Layo sobreponerse a las adversidades? Por fin lograra un cambio? Ven y descubrelo en un viaje de fantasia, acción, amor y traición. Hola a todos esta es mi primera novela y de echo es la primera ves que escribo algo asi, esto es solo por diversion asi que no se lo tomen muy enserio. Soy un super novato/a y la verdad la paso bien escribiendo los capitulos. Si tienes alguna critica constructiva o algun consejo se los agradeceria, siempre con respeto recuerden eso. Tambien si quieren añadir algo o que ponga algo en la historia avisen, los leere y quien sabe tal vez lo ponga MC Masculino/#Sistema/#+18/#Construcción de reino/#Monarquia/#Magia/#Sangre/#Fe/#Subditos/#Romance/#Acción/#Isekai/#Reencarnación

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

I opened my eyes to see myself in a world , with more mystery,gore,murder,darkness than my own world i have to say that i was a afraid but at that time what i felt was more than fear or suprise it was ...................................... pure excitement , i could feel my adrenaline coursing through my viens wanting me to go and destroy the world in pure state of bliss . Lets see what i will do to overcome it. .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... Hey i am the Author this is my first book so i would try my best , my english is not the best so there would be mistakes in the grammer which i would try to improve over time so ........................................... ENJOY your treat.

Voy a ser breve. Nuestro protagonista Marco se encuentra en una situación muy peligrosa, para empezar esta escondido en una casa que esta rodeada por zombies, para empeorar la situación no tiene nada que le sirve de arma a su alcance (a menos que quiera quemarlos con una cerilla o golpearlos con una revista), para empeorar mas la situación no tiene comida ni agua (aunque siempre puede comerse un libro para calma el hambre) Ohh y mientras lo presento a el y a su situación los zombies están a punto de entrar a la casa y comérselo. Suerte mark, la necesitaras para lo que viene.

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

Reencarnar, el sueño de todo lector, pero no todo es como lo relata la ficción, dolor y sufrimiento viene de ser reencarnado en un mundo de anime, lo que no se muestra en el, acá se vive sin restricción alguna, guerras interminables, masacres sin fin, reviví en este mundo por diversión de varios dioses que buscan entretenimiento a coste de sus reencarnados, yo fui uno de ellos, me toco el pero de todos ellos, el cual me lanzo a este mundo donde las diferentes razas peleaban entre si, mi misión? Sobrevivir en este mundo a coste de entretener a este dios a costa de mi sufrimiento por intentar sobrevivir en el, lo único seguro es que deberé pelear por mi supervivencia siendo solo un mero humano con potencial indefinido con este sistema que fue dado por los dioses para nuestra travesía en estos mundos

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

la historia habla de Edward Walker, un niño de 13 años que en una noche de una tormenta electrica conoce a Aelita, una niña de su misma edad que posee poderes psiquicos, y de que tambien viene de otro planeta llamado Oldenbound, y ambos tienen que proteger un viejo artefacto M.P de los Mekanos del planeta Argo, quienes quieren usar el artefacto M.P para conquistar el universo.

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

Me encuentro en un bosque enorme o eso creo, no encuentro la salida y la neblina siempre está presente, es tan densa que ni puedo ver a detalle mi alrededor, sin importar cuanto grite, nadie viene en ayuda y gritar me da miedo, que se acercara si escuchan mi grito de auxilio, estoy herida, estoy perdida y necesito ayuda, alguien, quien sea, ayúdeme.

Un chico que dejo todo por la magia, su vida , su familia, su riqueza y solo busco investigar cada dia la magia. Cuando termina su investigacion se da cuenta que se sentia basio, y se pregunto,¿Por que hizo todo esto? su respuesta fue que queria salvar al mundo del rey demonio y ponerle fin a esta gerra, pero le faltaba algo mas , algo importante ,cuando termino de acabar con el rey demonio vino alguien desconocido alguien peligroso y le atravesó el corazon, y ahi se dio cuenta que lo unico que le faltaba era a su familia. y el hombre le da una oportunidad para tener denuevo una familia feliz pero tenia que salvar a su mundo que el queria. se le dio la oportunidad de revivir y volver a ser feliz algo que el apreciaria, pero no se olvida de el trato que el tenia.

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."