Goose Duck

The Main Character Owen, an overworked office worker at a technology company leaves his office late at night stopping to get a pre-cooked microwaved meal to put in his microwave at home, after buying the meal he continues his walk to his house, arriving he the caries himself up the steps to his apartment, after which entering he put his meal in the microwave then; he went and took a show after which he ate his meal and fell asleep on his bed. The next morning instead of waking up to his plan apartment room he is instead, outside laying on grass on the outskirts of a forest. After a small panic attack after which a voice tell him that he choked to death on his own vomit. Which is pethetic but on the bright side this voice was granting him a second chance this time in a magic world and with some help, and the voices only request was to live his new life to the fullest. So what would you do, and what will he do?

Lorsque Ye Mo s'est soudain réveillé, il a réalisé que tout autour de lui semblait avoir changé. Sa jolie maîtresse était introuvable. Plus important encore, il se souvenait de quelque chose de terrifiant qui ne le concernait pas. Par conséquent, Ye Mo s'est précipité dans une petite ruelle sans âme qui vive après les cours. La première chose qu'il a faite a été de baisser son pantalon. Il voulait juste vérifier son p**is.

-Op Mc? Yes! -Daughter? Yes! -Multiple worlds? Yes! -Vast Lore? Yes! -Fastpace? Yes! ... "You either Die a Villain or Live long enough to see yourself as a Hero." ~Probably Spark --------------------------------------- Spark, the lofty young master of the Dwight family, had always been a mystery. His true abilities were never known until the day he stepped onto the frontlines. In one awe-inspiring exhibition of power, Spark shocked the world and sent the coalition army of the five emperors into a chaotic retreat. Now, with the eyes of the world on him, each faction lusted to uncover the secrets behind his unparalleled strength. Still, in spite of the rampant curiosity and greed, nobody had the guts to confront him directly. And with every rumor spread of his feats, a question burned in every mind: was Spark this powerful all this time, or was he casting an illusion of strength before everybody's eyes?

Quando Ye Mo de repente acordou, percebeu que tudo ao seu redor parecia ter mudado. Seu belo mestre não estava em lugar nenhum. Mais importante, ele lembrou de algo assustador que não estava relacionado a ele mesmo. Portanto, Ye Mo correu apressadamente para um pequeno beco sem pessoas após a aula. A primeira coisa que fez foi baixar as calças. Ele só queria dar uma olhada em seu pênis.

After the hard struggle of a post-80s Shen Feiyang, he met with a tragic car accident in his fifties. When he again opened his eyes, he did not see the white walls of a hospital, nor had he arrived at the netherworld. Instead, he had transmigrated into the body of the post-50s young girl, Shen Yunfang. He had transmigrated into an era where people could not get enough to eat or sufficient clothes to wear. Humph, such hardships could not defeat a wise woman who had battled through society for half her life. Watch as she, with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right, carries a chubby baby on her back and sings triumphantly along the way.

Christopher Bristol era una gran persona, pero con mala suerte en la vida. Después de morir en un accidente su alma viaja al más allá, pero en el camino su alma se desvía, llevándolo a un planeta completamente nuevo para él. Su camino para convertirse en un Dios le traerá grandes sacrificios que pondrán a prueba su humanidad.

Christopher Bristol was a great person, but with bad luck in life. After dying in an accident, his soul travels to the afterlife, but along the way his soul deviates, taking him to a completely new planet for him. His path to becoming a God will bring him great sacrifices that will test his humanity.

[Double Purity][1v1] When Prince Duan was crowned king! Her most beloved maternal family was annihilated! Her elder sister, who became the empress, wanted to kill her! But the Regent King, the "enemy" she feared and despised the most, came to save her! "You are my queen, and will be for the rest of your life!" After being reborn, on her wedding night, Lin Jiaojiao was held captive in Regent King's arms, but, she was not afraid the slightest. "Yan Sihan~ Hug~" She moved closer and hugged the man's waist. The man suppressed his voice: "Jiaojiao, you have no chance anymore." [Sweet and scheming little queen x extremely indulgent Regent King] Lin Jiaojiao: Building scaffolds, herding ducks, raising ducks, dragging down the harmful dog emperor from his throne! Yan Sihan: Just sit at home, and the throne will come from the sky?

``` ¡Actualización diaria! 9 a. m. PST ---------------------- En la era del Despertar Universal en la Esfera Azur, conviven infinidad de razas y dioses. Diablos, dioses oscuros y monstruos descienden al reino mortal, solo para encontrarse con los Despertados. Howard, durante su Ritual de Despertar, descubre talentos duales: Recuperación de Maná de rango F y el talento supremo: Síntesis Suprema. Mantiene un perfil bajo, ocultándose como un magus común. ¡A través de innumerables actos de síntesis, forja artefactos supremos, habilidades supremas y clases supremas! Síntesis de Bola de Fuego... ¡Ding! Síntesis exitosa, obteniendo habilidad de rango D—Serpiente de Fuego. Síntesis de Serpiente de Fuego... ¡Ding! Síntesis exitosa, obteniendo habilidad de rango B—Pitón de Fuego. Síntesis de Pitón de Fuego... ¡Ding! Síntesis exitosa, obteniendo habilidad de rango S—Fuegodragón. Cuando los diablos invaden y los dioses oscuros descienden, se quedan boquiabiertos ante la Esfera Azur que tienen frente a ellos. —No, esto es una trampa... ¡una trampa disfrazada de un simple cupcake! ---------------------- ¡Entrada WSA 2023! ¡Por favor, muestra tu apoyo si disfrutas de la historia! ¿Cómo puedes mostrar tu apoyo? ¡Regala Piedra de Poder! 150=1 capítulo extra 200=2 capítulos extra 500=3 capítulos extra ¡El lanzamiento de bonificación será la siguiente semana! ```

Duck-Hwan, a seasoned gamer, is mysteriously transported to the world of Orvhalis after reaching the final level of an online game. Now trapped in the body of his character, a low-ranking thief, he must survive in a world ruled by ruthless rulers, where any mistake can cost him his life. With few allies and limited abilities, Doruuk discovers that to change his fate, he must battle monsters, uncover secrets, and collect rare Luminar that can grant him unimaginable power. But in a dark and dangerous world, only those who walk in the shadows can hope to rise above.

Tetsü & kilə were odd ducks amongst the oddest ducks—Never to fit in, never to be found among the crowd that blindly followed the ways of this world... Or the next... 14 years of crazy experiments later they, finally found a way to break out of this mundane world’s chains. In their defense babies are dumb, and for the first 3years, they had to learn to walk, eat, and poop. Not in that order! Too bad for them. The system found them and threw them into a whole new set of rules. A million more rules..!! Will they stay true to themselves or give excuses? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Plug-in: https://www.patreon.com/Omnivex Discord Plug-in: https://discord.gg/KwRtpjYr Current updated schedule - as-of - 26-June-2023 Tue - Sunday. (01-Chapter) Average chapter length - 1700+ Words.

"Asura, an ordinary college student, is thrust into a hidden war between gods, demons, and angels when a mysterious attack awakens an unimaginable power within him. Hunted by ruthless enemies and guided by unexpected allies, he embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the truth of his origins. But as he delves deeper into the conflict, a question looms over him—will he rise as a savior or be consumed by the darkness within?"

(A/N: This book is paused(STUB) I'll be using this idea in different book.)

Juliette's mother was a shrewd woman who prioritized Juliette's safety over Angel J, which was her life's work. She made sure that Juliette would be protected from certain individuals, regardless of whether she received support from Angel J or not. Meanwhile, Juliette was determined to save herself and Angel J from her father, who she knew had married her mother out of greed. Sure Angel J was a golden goose but that was old news and now the Reign family has more than one such thing. If only Juliette could stay put until it was time for her to get away from these people, she would have her freedom and life. So despite facing the ire of her stepmother and siblings, Juliette worked hard to not stand out and keep herself out of everyone's notice. However, she didn't anticipate the full extent of her family's greed, nor did she realize the other reasons why her family was significant among the elites.

When Ye Mo suddenly woke up, he realized that everything around him seemed to have changed. His pretty master was nowhere to be seen. Most importantly, he remembered something scary that wasn’t about himself. Therefore, Ye Mo hurried to run into a small alley without people after class. The first thing he did was pull down his pants. He just wanted to check out his p**is. ------ **Warning: This novel contains mature content** Release Rate: 14 Chapters/Week

Arthur Bilgart was a successful and vastly wealthy businessman on Earth. However, he was kidnapped and tortured by his wife, Claudia, who was after everything he owned. He was tortured and isolated from the world for no less than a year before miserably dying. But death wasn't the end for he was reincarnated into a parasite in a foreign world. Volume 1: The Blood Purge (Chp 1 to 29) Volume 2 : The Mysterious Bottle (Chp 30 to 43) Volume 3 : The Bloated Murderer (Chp 44 to 65) Volume 4: Ruination (Pt1): Single-Minded Pursuit (Chp 66 to 86) Volume 4 : Ruination (Pt2): Feast of Lies and Sea of Spies (Chp8 to 128) Volume 5 : The Shadow Keep Penitentiary(Pt1): 'Why was the goose sad?'(Chp129 to ?) If you're interested in the premise, I will give some exposition on what to expect. First and foremost, the story, especially at the beginning, can have a slow pace to flesh out the world and characters. The plot will follow the parasite's second life in a new world in which Magic exists. Rather than focusing too much on non-stop and nonsensical fights, there will be a lot of focus on Arthur's psychological issues, his motives and beliefs. His views on the new world and opinions on moral relativism, the ruling aristocracy, the study of historical records and so on... Instead of a direct plot from beginning to end (Such as the generalized 'Defeat the Demon King), this story is more about self-discovery and the unravelling of ancient mysteries and forgotten history. It is about the character development of not only Arthur but other characters and how their actions affect the world. Arthur isn't inherently noble or unconditionally just, but he also isn't purely driven by lunacy or evil-oriented intentions. The MC is neither OP nor pitifully weak. This is not about someone reincarnated into a world just to become an undefeated force that simply kills everyone. There will be chapters dedicated to Lore or the travails of supporting characters. There are relatively detailed maps that I've created myself, which can be found here: The maps contain SPOILERS about regions and locations. https://ibb.co/xDPk4zz https://ibb.co/smKDgds There will be a System, one which isn't overly-complex nor too simplistic. In the beginning, at least, it is more of a visual and numerical representation of the MC's growth as he learns more about his Race and what it is capable of. Without delving into any details, the following are what you will find in this story: Exploring the world; Meeting new people, discovering fascinating cultures, deepening one's understanding of existence's history, delving into Politics. At some points, the story will be dark and quite disturbing. Chapters are between 1500 and 3000 words. One last thing: I'm not a native English-speaker, therefore, my grammar isn't flawless. I try my best to make everything coherent and enjoyable, but I might make a mistake or two along the way. If you notice anything, be sure to let me know and I will fix it. Apologies in advance and I hope you like the story.

Shac’s life is as ordinary as it gets, waking up, rushing to school, struggling through class, repeat. But his routine shatters when he receives a cryptic email: "Don’t forget about the Duck." At first, it seems like a harmless prank. Then he starts noticing a yellow duckling appearing in the same place, and a suffocating unsettling nightmare begins to haunt him every night. Each morning, the email arrives again, the duckling crosses his path, and the world feels a little less… real. As Shac digs deeper, he realizes these aren’t coincidences but clues to a greater mystery, one that threatens to unravel his life and his very sense of self. To uncover the truth, Shac must follow the trail of the Duck, but doing so might lead him to a reality he’s not ready to face.

“Okay, so picture this: Your buddy Kaito dies slipping on a banana peel that’s basically the universe’s middle finger. Instead of heaven, he gets a job offer from a pan-dimensional duck in a suit who’s like, ‘Congrats! You’re now the multiverse’s handyman, but instead of fixing leaks, you fight gods who cry when you roast their PowerPoints.’ Kaito’s whole vibe? ‘I didn’t ask for this, but I’ll do it while sarcastically sipping cosmic boba.’ He glitches through worlds where gravity takes weekends off and wars are fought with karaoke. The catch? He doesn’t exist in any universe’s database, and now every god, demon, and sentient spreadsheet is like, ‘DELETE HIM.’ "It’s like Rick Sanchez and Deadpool had a baby, raised it on anime and dad jokes, and then threw it into a black hole made of HR paperwork. 10/10 would binge-read while eating questionable gas station sushi.”

**WARNING: This story is just a fictional story Contains violent scenes and bloody scenes.** (The Case of the Eighth Floor) Federal Agent Leonid and the Coldest Man are forced to move into an apartment building that witnessed three serial murders to catch the killer. The cover-up by the Stars Company, which is responsible for the apartment building, as well as some prosecutors, causes the team to conduct the investigation in complete secrecy, to catch the suspect as quickly as possible and without anyone's interference. Charlotte Smith, the introverted woman who lives next door to Leonid, helps him take care of his puppy as requested. A month passes in the blink of an eye and the feelings between the two become mixed. Will there be room for love in the life of the federal agent, or will Charlotte become a puppet in the serial killer's theater?

Damon Steele is a self-proclaimed superhero, notorious for his ridiculous weapon choices and a knack for getting caught up in the most absurd situations. When the villainous Laughing Phantom launches an attack on the city, Damon finds himself drenched in whipped cream and facing a more dangerous foe—his ex, Mira. A twisted and charming mastermind, Mira has returned with a plan to throw the city into chaos, but the real reason behind her actions is a secret she's been hiding: she's still in love with Damon. With his sarcastic sidekick, Lily Quinn, by his side, Damon navigates a series of wild and hilarious encounters with Mira, a giant rubber chicken, and inflatable ducks. As the battle for the city escalates, Damon must confront his own feelings for Mira while dealing with the growing tension between him and Lily. Amidst explosions of confetti, awkward romantic confessions, and a city on the brink of destruction, Damon discovers that saving the day might not be as important as finally choosing between the woman from his past and the one who's always had his back. Love and Laughter in the Chaos is a comedic rollercoaster of action, romance, and absurdity, proving that even the craziest battles can lead to a happy ending—or at least a pizza date.

My name is Sasha Pierce and this is a story of how night in Vegas changed my life forever, I wasn’t always the fast pick when it came to love and relationships, I was always the odd duck then he came into my life and everything changed

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In Savicent, a continent ruled by artifacts, and heirlooms; a power passed down through bloodlines - Li Yen stands out for all the wrong reasons. Unemployed, Broke, and of course, non-Heirloomed, he survives by doing "odd jobs" to make ends meet. But when chaos erupts across the continent—a legendary treasure, the artifact of artifacts, is stolen, every heirloomed, artifact wielder, everyone accross the continent sets off on a wild, cutthroat goose chase. The reward? Unimaginable power and prestige. Li Yen, being the unemployed man that he is, isn’t about to let this opportunity slip away. With his two "guns" and his brains as his weapon and a knack for hitting problems away, He dives headfirst into the chase, determined to outlast the competition. After all, if anyone can steal back the greatest artifact in history, it’s him... or so he believes. In a game where everyone has an advantage above him, will his drive alone be enough to obtain the ultimate prize? Or will Li Yen's ambition lead him down a dangerous path, where villains thrive, and only the most ruthless survive?

Ducks [no anime,show or other form of entertainment through a tv belongs to me, besides my OC]

It was Satoya Kamiyama’s 17th birthday, and he was happily celebrating with his close friends during what seemed like a peaceful vacation. But everything changed in an instant when the city they were in was destroyed in the blink of an eye. As Satoya watched the destruction unfold—his friends filled with fear—he felt an unexplainable drive. This wasn’t just a normal disaster; it was a supernatural catastrophe, with strange beasts rampaging through everything. But amidst the chaos, something stirred within Satoya. Humanity had survived countless disasters before, but could this be the one where survival alone wasn’t enough? In that moment, it clicked: his instincts led him toward an impossible goal—was it possible for there to be a solace where everyone could simply thrive? It wasn't as easy as he thought, with even bigger historical threats reoccurring in modern times. Can Satoya and his close friends defeat them all or does he need the help of allies? “I’m confident enough to know Satoya’s journey will prevail, but in truth, what can I say?” - The scribe of the ancient crucibles This novel features short chapters (occasional longer ones). The beginning of the novel (first 50~ chapters) is rough, but I will in fact fix the pacing and details once I’m done with the novel. Thank you for your understanding, and I hope you enjoy this novel. This is the updated synopsis, the original synopsis was severely outdated and no longer reflected the story’s direction. I’d like to deeply apologize for any confusion. Note - some later chapters would get quite gruesome.

All my books take place on the Neverending Insanity so I decided to put them in 1 book. The 1st volume is the present, that 3rd volume is the earliest point on the timeline. Every thing I put in this story is canon. Whether it be the Giant Duck of the North kingdom or the 3 different Vessels of C.R.E.A.T.I.O.N. Valaven is starting to look like my original idea for this book before I changed the title.

Embark on a riveting journey with Devo Duck, an anthropomorphic waterfowl with a mysterious past, as he navigates the complexities of life in a small town called Dullsville. From his unexpected transformation from a human to a duck to his humorous encounters with the locals, Devo Duck's tale is a blend of science fiction, humor, and intrigue that will leave you hooked from the very first quack. Join Devo Duck as he grapples with his newfound identity, unravels the secrets of his alien origins, and discovers the true meaning of family and in friendship this charming and whimsical story that will delight readers of all ages. Welcome to the world of Devo Duck, where the extraordinary meets the ordinary in the most unexpected ways. Explore the wonders of the universe through the eyes of a duck like never before.

[Black Technology + Military Industry + System + Satisfying Read + Dominating the US and Japan] Accidentally traversing into a parallel world, Chen Hanxing became a college student. Unexpectedly, he took over a dilapidated toy factory named Little Duck. Starting off by manufacturing an elderly - friendly vehicle, he shocked the entire network. With a top speed of nearly 400 mph, fully - automated driving, and a range of 2,000 kilometers, you call this an elderly - friendly vehicle? Dai Xiaomei ordered a mecha, which was supposed to be just a figurine, but the over - eight - meter - tall mecha directly took to the sky. The military region leader exclaimed, "Do you know how desperate I was when that thing came flying over?" Compared to it, the J - 20 is outshone. From then on, the director of the Little Duck Toy Factory astonished China. Lei Busi said, "Director Chen, you can just call me Xiaolei." Ren Hongfei said, "Don't be modest. In the future, the future of Chinese chips is in your hands!" Netizens exclaimed, "The technology of the director of the Little Duck Toy Factory is a thousand years ahead of the world!" The US wondered, "The star - destroyer has launched. What else do you intend to do?" ...... Instruction Manual for Products of Little Duck Toy Factory All products manufactured by our factory are toy models. They are not recommended for any other purposes. Not recommended. Not recommended! If you privately attempt to use them otherwise and any unexpected consequences occur, the buyer shall bear the responsibility. Our factory will assume no liability. Once the product is sold, it is non - refundable and non - exchangeable.

[Reasoning + Imagination + Simulated Crime] “Ladies and gentlemen!” “The simulated crime show, the ultimate battle royale of the final season, is here!” “A thousand contestants participate in the game and play as villains to simulate crimes.” “As long as you can survive until the end, you can win a billion-dollar prize!!!” The entire network is completely boiling! Under heavy rewards, there must be brave men!! This season is bound to be the most exciting season among all escape shows!! And Lin Bai, after being reborn, happens to be one of the contestants. But embarrassingly, for the items drawn at the beginning, others all get weapons. But Lin Bai drew a bag of deadly duck necks... Even the staff couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. But in the next second... Lin Bai directly holds a Sprite in one hand and a lighter in the other and rushes onto the high-speed train. “I declare that all of you are hijacked by me!” Audience: “???” Hijacking a high-speed train with a Sprite? Isn't this just a pure clown? However! As time goes by... One-click sharing. The audience gradually finds that things seem to start to go wrong... [The content is short and weak. More exciting content is all in the book.]