Dirty Valentines Day Jokes

27 days the most horrifying days for the people of people who lives in the hunting area of the monster but one day one new of officer comes to the countryside will he able to defeat The monster and protect people from the danger of the monster or he will be failing the task using his life read the story 27 days to know what will happen

Daniella hates the holidays. To her, they’re anything but magical. Christmas? A snowy night stole her parents in a car crash. New Year’s Eve? That’s when she caught her fiance cheating. Even Halloween is cursed, her beloved cat died on that very night. Every holiday brings heartbreak, so Daniella does the only thing that keeps her sane: she escapes to her secluded beach house, far from festive cheer and painful memories. But this Christmas, peace isn’t on the agenda. A storm delivers an unexpected guest, a mysterious, storm-battered man lying unconscious on her beach. Naked, injured, and with no memory of who he is, the man she calls Alpha is both a puzzle and a challenge. As Daniella cares for him, she discovers that Alpha is not from her world. He’s brave, loyal... and hilariously clueless. Whether it’s figuring out a coffee machine or misunderstanding basic human customs, his antics turn her quiet life upside down, filling it with unexpected humor and warmth. Alpha isn’t the only one out of his depth. When Daniella is drawn into his world, where packs, titles, and deference to her new role as Luna await, she finds herself equally lost. Why does everyone bow when they see her? What’s with all the formalities? Together, Daniella and Alpha stumble through their new realities, bringing laughter and light into each other’s lives. As their bond deepens, Daniella begins to rediscover the magic she thought she’d lost of holidays, love, and belonging. But as Alpha’s memories return, so do the responsibilities of his true identity. With Valentine’s Day approaching, Daniella must decide: will she embrace the life and love Alpha offers, or will the pain of her past keep her from claiming her destiny?

THIS IS A WORLD OF DANGER . THE DAY WHEN REALITY CHANGED . IT STARTED AFTER A CRACK APPEARED ON EARTH AND MANA STARTED TO LEAK FROM IT . IT LED TO THE CREATION OF DUNGEONS AND SUPERHUMANS KNOWN AS "HUNTERS"

A random story which doesn't really follow one specific plot, might also not follow a time frame but I don't know Chapter Length will be around 100-200 words, ideally around 150, I will try to upload content daily, if not, I will try to catch up to the chapter count of I had done so If there is any questions suggestions for the novels content please put it in the end of vol chapters I kind of forgot what else I wanted to add to the synopsis, sooo uhhhhhh, comment a suggestion with what to replace this section with??

Sophia Alyssa Rose was raped by a young man who was coming from a wealthy family. Yeah, Sophia was raped in the dark, so she wasn't able to recognize the man who raped her at the age of 18, and that was what she told her big sister called Amelia, when she asked her at the hospital. Sophia had become worried ever since she was raped, from the day her best friend invited her to a friend's birthday party a week ago. Nobody knew Sophia was pregnant before she started feeling it 6 months later. 9 months later, Sophia gave birth to a pretty little girl, but the bad news was that Sophia died on the hospital bed. The next minute, she gave birth to Ava Alyssa Rose, who was named by her stepmother, Amelia Wilson. Ava was named after her late mother, Sophia Alyssa Rose. Ava had been living with her stepmother ever since her mother died. Amelia Wilson and her husband, Mr. Jeffrey Wilson got married years ago but had no child, so they took Ava as their only daughter. The doctor's report says that both of them can never give birth unless they break up, but because they really love each other, they never wanted to break up, as the doctor's report states to them years ago. Years later, nobody knows what came to Mr. Jeffrey, but it happened that, Mr. Jeffrey raped Ava when she was 18, just like her late mother, Sophia Alyssa Rose. Immediately Ava was raped, Amelia Wilson told Ava everything about her late mother's sad story. Ava's mother was raped by an unknown man, and she was also raped by her stepmother's husband. "Ava's Wedding Day". Just follow up for more episode and you will love reading this new novel by the young writer, Black Lefah. Thank you and much love to all my readers.

The beginning of the XVI century. The warrior in the Astrakhan Khanate (his father's fame urged him to become a warrior) is gathering a troop to engage with the Moscow tsar in the war against Lithuania. There are views of the Volga river. There is a lot of authentic national music (Astrakhan, Kazan, Moscow). There are many kinds of authentic weapons and clothes.

In a small town filled with secrets, an unexpected connection awakens forbidden desires. Aunt suzy, with her youthful beauty and innocent charm, turns heads wherever she goes. She's past 30 but radiates the allure of a shy, timeless girl—captivating everyone, including the one who never thought it would be mutual. When unspoken emotions collide, "That Day" becomes a tale of passion, temptation, and a love that defies the ordinary. Dive into this steamy and heartfelt story where boundaries blur and feelings ignite.

In a world where magic and technology coexist in perfect harmony, Bryan is reborn into a modern society where smartphones power spells, AI assists mages, and skyscrapers hum with arcane energy. With the memory of his past life, where he was a mechanist as he uses this knowledge for understanding the fusion of the mystical and the mechanical, Bryan quickly rises as a prodigy. As he delves deeper into this electrifying world, Bryan discovers forbidden knowledge and experimental tech-magic hybrids that promise immense power—but at a cost. From mastering spell-coding to crafting magical drones, Bryan uses his ingenuity to outsmart rivals and reshape the balance of power. Join Bryan as he ascends through a society of magical corporations and technological guilds, battling enemies who blend sorcery with cybernetics. Witness his rise to become a godlike figure who bends both magic and technology to his will, redefining what it means to wield true power in a world where the arcane meets the cutting-edge.

"Ang hiling ko lang, sana hindi lang panandalian itong sa amin ni Ouji. Sana hindi muli ito isang love story na dadaan lang sa buhay ko. Sa sobrang ganda kasi, gusto ko na itong maging akin habang buhay. Tila gusto ko na namang maniwala sa happily ever after kahit alam kong nagsisimula pa lang ang totoong kwento namin."

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

God is dead. The Devil is dead too. With both the ruler of Heaven and the Matriarch of Hell dead, whatever boundary kept the celestial realm from the human realm was shattered leaving earth to be a planet that was dominated by humans, angels and demons. In this new state of anarchy humanity founded a new police force that specialises in dealing with cases regarding the celestials. Lauren Stark is part of this police force, as well as her partner, her amnesiac Guardian Devil, Evan. The unconventional pair tackle celestial related investigations and man hunts. Evan learns more about his past while Lauren discovers secrets about the celestials and how God died. Join them in a journey of discovery how humanity will continue it's existence in a world without God.......or Satan.

For Aarav, life is a blur of monotony—endless days at his desk, chasing a theory that may be nothing more than a wild guess. But everything changes when an infection, one that’s been silently spreading, erupts into chaos. The newsroom becomes ground zero as the outbreak tears through the city, forcing Aarav and his colleague to flee for their lives. Trapped in a building now overrun with the infected, left with no escape and no certainty. The clock is ticking, and the horrors outside threaten to consume him at every turn. Will he survive long enough to find a way out, or will the relentless spread of the infection be the end of him?

"she always has to be a rascal, a bitch don't you think always a narcissist " she said as she rolled her eyes and scoffed

A Jew named Yeshua ben Yousef (Jesus) begins to draw the attention of the high priestly castes of Yerushaláyim called Sanhedrim, who plot his death in the middle of Pesach, the most important event of the year for the Jews, however, Pilatus, who will judge the Rabbi of Galilee owes him an immense favor, because Yeshua had healed his son, Pilus and his wife Claudia Procla, a secret disciple of Yeshua tries to save her life by preventing her husband from taking part in the diabolical priestly plot, being threatened by Kaiafa who will represent him in Rome and could lose his office as Prefectus of Rome in Judea, having to condemn a just man with complete injustice.

"NOVAAAA!" She yelled from downstairs, while I jerked. The thumping sound on the stairs, was just two steps away to - the door wide open, she was looking furious, uh-oh! LIFE is beautiful, only if you play by rules. Decision you choose will lead you to the path of your DESTINY, destiny which somehow is chosen by you. So there is nothing to cry about or laugh about! Maren, the girl who is the DIVA of the school, eye candy to every handsome guys, and the parties life! Just the way I wanted my life to be. "This is your LAST YEAR of high school and you are late again! I am so not surprise with this behavior." Ugh, give me the knife, he would NOT be breathing right now! * * * This is the only way I guess, to be what I WANTED! Who thought, this would END like this! What THE heck, where am I ? How come she, she is- And things get more INTENSE as she doesn't TELEPORT when she felt she should have! Did she BREAK a rule? And if so, what it was? And how can she clear the MESS? Will she ever get in the Cambridge University!? Or she will be STUCK here forever and make her life a living nightmare!

Moon Jihye harus menjalani nasib buruknya yang membawanya kembali bertemu dengan orang yang paling ingin ia hindari, Yoo Yongha. Lelaki itu bagaikan seekor nyamuk yang sedang kelaparan, mengelilingi manusia hingga ia bisa menghisap darah manusia untuk bertahan hidup. Kalimat itu bahkan tidak cukup untuk mendeskripsikan betapa menyebalkannya perlakuan Yongha kepada Jihye. 5 tahun ia menikmati waktu tanpa kehadiran lelaki itu dalam hidupnya, namun takdir kembali mempertemukan mereka. Lelaki itu seolah ditakdirkan untuk berada disekitar kehidupannya dan menjadikan Jihye mangsa empuk untuknya. "Apakah ini yang kau sebut dengan hidup bahagia tanpa diriku?" Yongha berbisik sangat pelan ditelinga Jihye "Apa lagi yang kau inginkan dariku!" ucap Jihye sambil berusaha mendorong kepala Yongha agar menjauh dari telinganya "5 tahun aku sengaja meninggalkanmu dan kau masih belum menemukan orang yang bisa menggantikan posisiku?" Yongha tersenyum sinis "aku yakin kau masih mencintaiku, Moon Jihye ssi" "omong kosong apa yang kau ucapkan" "Sayang sekali, istriku tidak akan tinggal diam kalau dia tau aku menemuimu"ujar Yongha merangkul bahu Jihye "Lepaskan aku!" Jihye menepis tangan kekar Yongha dari bahu nya "Wow, tidak sia-sia kau belajar jiu jitsu. Tapi bela diri apapun yang kau pelajari, tidak akan bisa menangkis bagian ini" Yongha menarik dengan kasar tubuh Jihye dan mendekatkan bibirnya dengan bibir Jihye. Ciuman sepihak itu berlangsung lama dan berhenti saat Yongha merasakan air mata Jihye dalam ciumannya. "Kau menangis?" Lelaki yang tidak ada otaknya ini menatap Jihye dengan tatapan hangat, memeluknya dan menepuk lembut bahu Jihye untuk menenangkannya. Jihye menangis dalam pelukan lelaki itu. Ciuman sepihak setelah 5 tahun itu kembali menghancurkan pertahanan yang telah dibangun oleh Jihye. Yongha kembali menemuinya setelah lelaki itu baru saja menikahi kekasih yang ia pacari setelah putus dari Jihye. Setelah ciuman ini, apa yang harus dilakukan Jihye pada hati nya?

"Please baby" He pleads trying to pull her into his arms but she glares at him. "Don't touch me" With a harsh glare she turns to face the other side. "That is the thing about you rich brats, you think everything can be gotten with daddy and momny's money well congrats we are married but don't even think for a second that I'll love you" "let me go" She pleads trying to escape his arms. "That will mean letting go of my breath baby and you know it's impossible" Attending the Academy meant for the elites has always been a dream of many and so when she receives the admission to go study in a school way above her league she agrees. She meets four crazy girls along with her cousin and she starts understanding life. Catching the eyes of a mysterious wealthy man who volunteers to be her benefactor but with a deal in place. The other girl who is from a middle class family catches the eyes of the most popular boy in the school who is also the most desired. The scandalous life of the rich daughter who is in a secret tryst. The wanna be popular girl whose closets are filled with skeleton. The rich brat who wants to enjoy life And a greedy human They all collide and go through life together. "I want you to marry my son, living is impossible without you by his side" She stares wide eyed at the woman in front of her, a very important figure pleading for her to marry her brat of a son. "You cannot escape destiny darling and yours is tied with mine" He says the arrogance dripping off his voice. "I am sure you remember all those nights by my side sweetheart"

This was just pure bliss, adapted from her wildest fantasy since meeting this guy. She was stunned but closed her eyes, indulging in the moment and savoring the taste of his lips and the warmth of his embrace. The way his lips felt against hers was just so right, and she had a lot to ask, but all her thoughts and questions seemed to vanish in that moment. The only thing that mattered was the overwhelming feeling—the taste of his lips, placed upon hers like a dream; his tender touch; his scent of love; and the maddening passion of the heart. Catch the incredible story of how this university student navigates the 14 DAYS OF VALENTINE'S and how her new neighbor becomes an unexpected source of life-changing changing in her journey.

Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

Vini is a prodigal genius who, after an incident becomes depressed and low on life. But a mysterious power tries to help him by making him spend a day with different GOATs. Greatest of all time in their respective eras.Follow Vini as he goes through a journey of self discovery.

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Collision Course—where four high school friends who could barely keep their eyes open in history class suddenly find themselves racing to the corner store for no reason at all, when—bam—they get hit by a cab. But this isn’t your regular “get hit by a cab and regret life choices” situation. Nope, this is more like getting dragged into a cosmic time-fixing mess with no manual or instructions. Now, these four are stuck as “time janitors,” cleaning up the messes of the universe, but, spoiler alert, none of them are thrilled. The weirdest part? They wake up the next day like nothing happened—except, apparently, they’re now the unofficial time-savers for an invisible entity who just LOVES to throw vague, life-altering ultimatums their way. Classic Thursday, am I right? Ian, the class clown, doesn’t exactly seem ready for interdimensional travel. Claire’s too busy texting to care. Wes thinks this is one big, cosmic prank. And Nora? Well, she’s just excited to see how it all blows up. And the kicker? The world keeps moving on like nothing’s changed, even though everything is about to go completely sideways. Time’s broken, and guess who has to fix it? Yep. These poor, time-traveling teens. What could possibly go wrong?