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Halven, a 14-year-old boy, embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the secrets of an ancient city. With his best friend Kurten by his side, Halven faces numerous challenges and dangers, including giant spiders, venomous snakes, and ghostly creatures. As Halven navigates the treacherous terrain, he discovers that he possesses a unique combination of skills and traits that enable him to overcome the obstacles in his path. He is resilient, brave, and strong, with a determination to succeed that drives him forward. Despite his youth, Halven is forced to confront the harsh realities of the world around him. He witnesses violence, death, and destruction, but he also experiences moments of beauty, wonder, and joy. Throughout his journey, Halven undergoes significant personal growth and development. He learns to rely on himself and his abilities, and he discovers that he is capable of more than he ever thought possible. As Halven faces his fears and overcomes the challenges in his path, he emerges as a confident, capable, and compassionate young man. He is a true hero, with a strong sense of justice and a desire to protect those around him. Physically, Halven is described as being tall and lean, with piercing blue eyes and jet-black hair. He is handsome and charismatic, with a quick wit and a charming smile. Overall, Halven's story is one of adventure, danger, and personal growth. It is a tale of a young boy's journey to become a brave and powerful young man, with a strong sense of purpose and a desire to make a difference in the world.

When enigmatic CEO Diana Cruz mysteriously dies, suspicion falls on her loyal secretary Emily. Unbeknownst to all, Diana has staged her own demise to escape a sinister threat. Her sudden demise sends shockwaves through the corporate world. But nothing is as it seems.

Adam, a 20-year-old American diner manager, stumbles upon a mysterious system capable of answering any question about the past or future. From mundane queries to life-changing revelations about stock markets, personal safety, and even human behavior, the system’s potential seems limitless. But its powers come with restrictions, including a limited number of daily questions, and soon, Adam finds himself the target of a powerful external party determined to exploit his abilities. Forced to navigate a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Adam uses the system to outsmart his pursuers while trying to protect his friends, his life, and the system itself. As the stakes escalate, Adam must decide how far he’s willing to go and whether the ultimate escape is worth the price.

About a man with angelic beauty and demonic power.

Synopsis: Born into a doomed world, he was abandoned before he got any memories of his parents. Tobi, after living a childhood full of sadness and pain, lost feeling before he knew it. He decided to commit suicide before he reached adulthood. He was stopped by his imaginary friend the moment he jumped into a hole of infinite darkness. Confused about what happened, but before he decided to ask his questions to the only person next to him, he lost consciousness and then woke up in his room, alone with only the sound of his own heartbeat. Tobi tries to find out what happened, but is he ready to know the truth about himself and the world?

On our earth, suddenly swarmed with monsters, the distances between social classes has neared zero and the most fervently asked question is " who should be rescued and who deserves to die?" "Do the rich deserve to live? " is what a school boy said glaring coldly at another school boy. 'Will I survive this hell hole?' is what Angela asked herself hearing the boys question. Angela, someone with a dark past, is working her last day at a convenience store on the -21th floor of a 100 story shopping before retiring to live a peaceful life in the countryside. Her plans are ruined by the horrifying monsters swarming in the the shopping. Many people die, yet the survivor of the first monster attacks, get an opportunity to survive. They get powers and choices.

She believes in true love. He doesn’t believe in love. But what is love, really? She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection. Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love. He should be angry, but instead, he finds himself overwhelmed by emotions he can’t express or understand. Is this possessiveness, or is he finally learning to love her? She is determined to return to her first love, but inside, she is torn. Did she really treat him as just a substitute, or did she actually come to love him? What are they supposed to do when love is a question mark?

Many people wish to become a character in a novel they like. Side characters are the best ones to reincarnate as. And Ceaser was the same. However, the problem is, the person he reborn as, was supposed to die at that time when Ceaser appears in the fantasy world. The childhood friend of the main heroine, who was supposed to be a stepping stone for the main lead so she can grow stronger. However, now that Ceaser was in that person’s body, naturally, he couldn't let himself get killed just after rebirth. But what consequences will he bring by staying alive? And what awaits near the end of this story, about which even Ceaser is unaware? ****** Additional tags: No Yaoi, No Yuri, Possibly Harem, No NTR, Strong to Stronger Main Character. ******* A/n: If you have any questions then ask me in the comments or wait for me to post a review. Thanks for reading.

“…How is he so good at it? He’s young, and he’s not particularly good physically. Does that make sense?” The man’s question was valid. However, that question was only asked when people did not know the newly appeared Shin Seong, Yoo Ji-woo. “You don’t know Yujiu? You don’t even know his nickname?” “…What, what’s your nickname?” “The next Maradona, the future of Korean soccer, fraudulent characters, and-” The last answer was drowned out by the cheers of the audience. However, the answer was just as I heard. Because everyone was shouting that nickname in unison. “SUPERNOVA!”

Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System. Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences. But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy! Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain... Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence. Before he knew it, his works became popular. Selected reader comments: “This book describes things too realistically, this is definitely an autobiography!” “With you confessing and me confessing, Mr. Lin will end up in prison sooner or later.” “Author Lin Chuan (×), Suspect Mr. Lin (√)” Unexpectedly, the reader's prophecy has come true! The police showed up, “We suspect you're involved in serious illegal and criminal activities!” Lin Chuan, “Huh?” The police, “The crimes in your novels, they're your actual deeds, right?” Lin Chuan's vision went dark. Done for, I've written myself into the station, but I'm really not a criminal suspect!!!!!!

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

Netorare and Heavy corruption warning! Nolan never asked for the throne but he can’t escape the responsibilities that come with it. As the weight of kingship bears down on him, one question haunts his every move. How much is he willing to sacrifice for the sake of his people?

This was just pure bliss, adapted from her wildest fantasy since meeting this guy. She was stunned but closed her eyes, indulging in the moment and savoring the taste of his lips and the warmth of his embrace. The way his lips felt against hers was just so right, and she had a lot to ask, but all her thoughts and questions seemed to vanish in that moment. The only thing that mattered was the overwhelming feeling—the taste of his lips, placed upon hers like a dream; his tender touch; his scent of love; and the maddening passion of the heart. Catch the incredible story of how this university student navigates the 14 DAYS OF VALENTINE'S and how her new neighbor becomes an unexpected source of life-changing changing in her journey.

Leo was living a boring life until he received a notification on his cellphone. [Otherwordly Dating App has been installed.] He found it weird when he saw it, but he skill clicked on it where things got even weirder. The app was asking usual questions that any app would ask like age, gender, where he came from, etc. However, everything changed once he finished his profile and that the matching process began. [Matching Completed] [Moving to planet EB-17] When Leo opened his eyes, there was a beautiful elf just like he had seen in the movies standing right before him. “Hm…you’re even cuter than I thought~!” The elf cutely muttered. ----------- Join my patreon for free to see some NSFW Illustrations of my characters! Link: patreon.com/NightWolfX_ Join my discord - https://discord.gg/phj5Z2Wz

Your mother was a divorcee. If you’re not careful you’ll be a divorcee just like your mother. Your mother was a tyrant, who had to be locked up, as she was having you as a baby. It is never clear to Becca whether the Self Isolation School was the cause of her tragic life. She now faces a phase in her life which causes her a brain tumor, after she caught her husband cheating. She neared her grave, but was immediately reborn. In the vagueness of this new era where people seem to treat her well and look at her with curiosity and admiration, as a new born, she establishes a mind blowing relationship with two men. One she loves sincerely, and the other, her ex-husband whom she seeks revenge. This book is a mind-bending piece which takes the reader in and out of the Author’s mind.

Living in Tokyo, using the Mind-reading Extraction Skill, I thought I could become an all-powerful superhero, but instead, I got dragged into a twisted cycle of love?! Without even a moment to mourn my youth, the one who immediately rushed to the battlefield was— Kiryu Hina (ex-girlfriend), "Remember, this is what you owe me." Ayakoji Chiyoko (current girlfriend), "Break it off with that woman immediately!" Kohinata Motoyo (rough target), "Please, I'll do anything!" Ai Cheng Hua Lian (always losing), "Huh?" Kagura Hikaru (protagonist), "..........." My youth romantic comedy can't possibly be this twisted!!! ================ [Viewer discretion advised, the main story includes the following content:] [Heavy female roles, boomerang relationships, ex-love literature, women fighting, mental breakdowns, underdog comebacks]

Dangerous Omega Series #1 After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in "Their S-Class Affairs," an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise. Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra. He could watch the betrayal and messy lives of the characters in the Manhua without throwing himself into the eye of the storm. However, fate proves harsh for a demon spirit like Suki as he unexpectedly becomes the omega husband of the enigmatic alpha and wild stallion ML, Bai Tingfeng. In the panels of the manhua, Bai Tingfeng harbors no affection for his vain and irresponsible husband. Suki, who now assumes the identity of the renowned model omega, Shen Yuan, knows this all too well. There's no way in hell that he can rely on the S-Class alpha's help in consolidating his new body. Since Suki can't acquire help, he doesn't want to be affected by whatever drama that the ML's halo would attract. Who would want to get all the trouble without reaping the benefits? No one. Shen Yuan/Suki decided to stand on the sidelines while munching popcorn, ready to watch the drama. Let Bai Tingfeng unleash his beastly nature and become the notorious f*ck boy in the city. Suki/Shen Yuan doesn't care about that. All his concern was to be separated from this difficult man! Will the husband and husband fall for each other? No one knows. Only the electronic billboard asking someone's WIFE for a coffee date would do the talk. #omegaverse #alphaxomega #MPREG #dungeons #magic #transmigration #powercouple #childraising #beast #nonhumanMC #supersmutBL #misunderstanding

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

When I opened my eyes, I found myself face to face with Darius Thorne, the main character of [Arcanus Academy], who was looking at me with disdain. Many questions raced through my mind. What is happening? Is this a dream? Why won't he stop yelling? Am I dead? Does he have something stuck in his teeth? Have I somehow entered the world of my favorite game, like in those Web Novels I read so often? I opened my mouth, about to ask one of the many questions that had come to mind upon realizing the huge mess I was in. What I was about to say would be my first words in this new world. I had to be careful; the slightest mistake could worsen my current situation, which, judging by how things looked, didn’t seem good at all. "Can you get that thing out of your teeth? It's distracting me." Everyone nearby fell silent and stared at me until a burst of laughter erupted. Darius covered his mouth, clearly embarrassed. 'Damn, I already messed it up.' ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ - English is not my native language

"Really? Sweets? You're taking this 'food is the way to a man's heart' a little too seriously." Kwon sneered. He went to grab a cookie from the pile but Luna moved the plate away from him. He raised an eyebrow, probably thinking that she was acting childish. Reaching with his left hand, he made a move toward the plate. What she didn't see was that his right hand was in position with the plate moving right towards it. "Better luck next time." He smiled as he took a bite of the heart-shaped cookie. Adam came back and grabbed another cookie. As he ate, he looked around. "No water?" An idea hit Luna. She fished in her bag for the spare love potion that she had stored in a water bottle. It was completely full and the lid was tightened enough that it could pass as a brand new, unused bottle that she just got out of the machine. "Here you go. I just happened to have an extra." He gratefully accepted the water then he and Kwon walked off toward the coach. Luna slammed the plate into the arms of a confused Carl. It worked. The plan actually worked. She was so excited that she could start dancing at any moment. "Don't celebrate just yet." Isaac pointed to where Adam and Kwon stood talking to the coach. Kwon unscrewed the lid to his water and took a drink. Fear seeped into her. She was positive that Kwon did not have a water with him earlier. She looked down at Adam's hands and saw that he no longer had the bottle filled with love potion. "No!" . . . "Luna? Why are you looking at me like that?" Kwon asked, his expression turning funny the longer she stayed silent. "Why were you watching me?" Why did she ask that question?! There were a million questions floating in her head, and that one wasn't anywhere near the top ten. Kwon unfolded himself from the wheel. Running a hand down his face, he avoided her gaze by looking out the window. "Because it's hard to not watch you." His voice was steady even though he had seemed reluctant to answer her.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Alex always had a repressed desire, he couldn't show it to anyone, until he heard a voice. [Starting the Wish system] From that moment on, his happiness began. This work contains heavy elements such as Netorase (NTR), Cuckolding and some others that may be unpleasant for certain people. You have been warned, proceed at your own.

Set in a world torn by war between humans and werewolves, *The Alpha’s Stolen Princess* follows Princess Aurora, a royal bound by duty and tradition, who longs for freedom and purpose. Her life changes when she encounters Kael, a powerful alpha werewolf, during a forbidden underground werewolf fight. The moment they meet sparks a connection neither can ignore, intertwining their fates. Aurora is drawn into Kael’s world, a harsh reality where wolves are hunted and oppressed. As she learns about their struggles, she begins to question everything she thought she knew about the war. Meanwhile, Kael battles with his own role as a leader, torn between protecting his people and his growing feelings for Aurora. Their bond is tested by powerful enemies, including Ashar, a rogue wolf leader with dark ambitions, who sees Aurora as a key to controlling both humans and wolves. Amid betrayals, clashes between packs, and the looming threat of war, Aurora and Kael must navigate their feelings while striving to bridge the divide between their worlds. This tale of forbidden love and redemption explores themes of trust, sacrifice, and resilience, as Aurora and Kael fight for a future where humans and wolves can coexist. But will their love be strong enough to withstand the forces trying to tear them apart?

Does love hurt or it makes your heart flutter? Teresita, a 25-year-old always asked these questions every time she finished reading her books or watched dramas on television. She wished to meet her prince charming and felt love like the characters in the story. Not until she vanished from the city library to the unknown world where she will meet her lover.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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