Download Chereads APP
Chereads App StoreGoogle Play
Chereads

Marokkaanse Humor

I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!
KhyaaL · 7.6K Views

Cursed Bride Of The Damned Vampire King

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)
Pluma_W143 · 301.6K Views

Dairy of a One-Legged Prostitute

In The Dairy of a One-Legged Prostitute, we meet Lila, a one-legged prostitute navigating the chaotic streets of London with humor and resilience. Living a double life, she balances her profession with personal challenges, using wit as her armor against societal judgment. Lila’s world is a blend of unexpected encounters, from nervous clients like Mr. Henderson—a timid accountant seeking an escape—to heartfelt moments with her best friend Simon, who provides unwavering support amidst her unconventional lifestyle. As she shares her experiences through candid fourth wall breaks, readers are drawn into her unique perspective on intimacy, connection, and self-acceptance. As romantic entanglements complicate her life further, Lila grapples with questions about love, identity, and societal expectations. With each client encounter and heartfelt conversation with Simon, she navigates the complexities of relationships while confronting the stigma surrounding her profession. When a crisis forces Lila to reevaluate her choices, she embarks on a journey of self-discovery that challenges everything she thought she knew about herself and what it means to be loved. Through laughter and tears, The Tri-ped Diaries explores themes of resilience, empowerment, and the search for genuine connection in a world filled with secrets. Ultimately, this humorous yet poignant tale invites readers to embrace their authentic selves while celebrating the beauty found within life’s imperfections.
Kuvuki · 3.2K Views

Reborn As Noble

Reborn as Javier De Armand, the youngest son of a lower rank noble household, former salaryman Nakamura Junichi faces a world of privilege, chaos, and responsibility.From his earliest days as a baby to his rise as a formidable adult, Javier’s life is anything but simple., Javier must navigate the expectations of noble society while pursuing his own freedom and dreams. As he grows, he learns that nobility comes with its burdens—managing territories, forging alliances, defending against enemies, and earning the respect of both his peers and the commoners he vows to protect. But life as a noble is no fairy tale. Rival families scheme for power, enemy threaten the borders, and kingdoms teeter on the brink of war. Being the youngest son places Javier in a unique position. Neither the heir nor the spare, he must carve out his own role within his family and society. With his sharp mind, decisive personality, and memories of his past life, Javier takes on challenges that many would shy away from.Recruit allies and build his own influence, carefully balancing his desire for independence with the duties expected of him as a noble. Along the way, he must navigate family dynamics, political challenges, and his ambition to leave a lasting mark on this fantastical world. In a realm where strength, wit, and cunning reign supreme, Javier's journey blends humor, slice-of-life moments, and lighthearted chaos as he crafts his own destiny while keeping those closest to him by his side.
JakkuSen · 903.9K Views

LOVE IN THE SPOTLIGHT: " SHIPPED TO A FAMOUS ACTOR IAM NOT A FAN OF "

In "Love in the Spotlight," Jiho, a rising actress known for her bright and cheerful demeanor, finds her life taking an unexpected turn when she is paired with Jinwoo, the famous actor she once idolized. Years ago, Jiho was a devoted fan of Jinwoo, but a mysterious incident soured her admiration, leading her to vow to avoid him at all costs. Now, as she steps into the limelight herself, Jiho faces the challenge of professionalism when a lucrative advertisement deal pairs her with the very actor she has tried to forget. Determined to maintain her composure, Jiho reluctantly agrees to work with Jinwoo, despite the inner turmoil that simmers beneath the surface. As they begin their collaboration, their undeniable chemistry shines through in the advertisement photos, capturing the attention of fans and the media, who eagerly ship them as a couple. This unexpected public reaction forces their management team to leverage the situation, pushing Jiho and Jinwoo into various shows and events that further fuel speculation about a romantic connection between them. Meanwhile, Jinwoo is left perplexed by Jiho's apparent animosity. Unaware of the reasons behind her disdain, he becomes determined to uncover the truth and change her perception of him. As they navigate the chaotic world of fame, their interactions are filled with heartfelt moments and humorous misunderstandings, ultimately leading both Jiho and Jinwoo to confront their pasts. Through their journey, they explore the possibility of a deeper bond, discovering that love can blossom even in the most unexpected circumstances.
asha_dayah · 1K Views

Silent Resolve " Phantom Reaper Assassin"

Haunted as the Phantom Reaper, Renji Kisaragi was the deadliest of the underworld’s assassins mute, merciless, and unavoidable. But one day, he left, disappearing into thin air. Now, years later, he’s trying to lead a quiet life, operating a sort of small family diner that he runs with his wife and daughter, determined to leave his bloodstained past in the past. Peace, however, is fleeting. But when a huge price is put on his head, Renji’s past catches up with a vengeance. The world’s deadliest killers former colleagues, mercenaries, and up-and-coming assassins eager to claim their fame come crashing into his quiet life, compelling him to fight again. But Renji isn’t alone. Sora, a reckless but talented psychic who can see glimpses of the future, blunders into his care. Now, however inexperienced they are, Sora’s visions provide them a crucial advantage in the battles that lie ahead. With an unwilling recovery partner in the sharp-witted Ayame, Renji’s ex-girlfriend, the three should bristle under the pressure of outthinking and outmaneuvering an endless string of threats if Renji could get past the promise he once made to his family to never kill again. With enemies tightening the noose and destiny challenging his will to fight, Renji must answer the ultimate question can a man who vowed never to indulge in violence again protect those closest to him without becoming the monster he once was? Melding high-stakes action, razor-sharp humor, and moments of unexpected tenderness, Silent Resolve is a heart-pounding tale of redemption, found family, and the battle to escape destiny.
iandino_dinoian · 3.6K Views
Related Topics
More