Skeleton Puns

Noan transmigrated to a world that blends advanced technology and magic, with countless gates leading to other strange worlds. In that world, he took over the body of a young man of the same name who had just died. He realised that in this world, he was one of the 0.1% of the population who had the ability to become a landlord and had the right to go to mysterious lands to build territories. However, he was only a Rank F lord, the lowest and weakest rank in the landlord rankings. Besides, his family was like blood-sucking demons. Not only did he wear out his labour, but his younger brother was also jealous of him becoming a landlord, so he hired thugs to beat him to death. Fortunately, the 'old Noan' died, giving the 'new Noan' a body to live again. This Noan was not a coward; he was not weak like the 'old Noan'. And of course, the goddess of luck smiled upon him. Although he is only a Rank F Landlord, who can only summon useless Skeletons, he possesses the only Rank SSS talent in the world - Almighty Fusion. He can fuse ordinary skeletons and transform them into the King of the Undead, the lord of hell. He can help a weak succubus become the almighty fallen angel. He can turn a small lizard into the King of Dragons, the nightmare of all creatures. Besides, Noan also begins to lift the curtain that has hidden the truth about the new lands.

Mu Yuan accidentally obtained the qualification for a mysterious game which mirrors the real world. In this game, players could recruit troops, establish territories, and even manifest items from the game into reality. His game started with ten Little Skeletons, but... Little Skeleton→Skeleton Soldier→Skeleton Warrior→Skeleton General.....→ King of Skeleton "What if I evolve the Little Skeleton into an Emperor of Skeletons? How would you respond to that?" "Evolution Points, let's see what your limit is!" Several years later, when the worlds overlapped, Mu Yuan, amidst a throng of gods and demons, had ascended to the extreme peak. Tags: Management, Development, Evolution, Lord, Troops

The impostor Necromancer, with inferior forces, is hunted and rejected by others. The genuine Necromancer, with countless skeletons, becomes a ruling sovereign. After obtaining the Double Doors, Wu Heng discovered that his world was overrun with zombies. Plan A failed, and thus began the implementation of plan B for survival. Wu Heng chose to become a 'Necromancer.' Summoning undead is forbidden in this alien world? The post-apocalyptic planet is full of potential soldiers. Impossible to survive in a zombie-filled world? Then let me live and learn skills in this alien realm. Hence, an undead army armed with modern weaponry made its debut in this world. A calamity engulfs the world, a million skeletons rise. The Dead Bone Dragon, Undead King. (Double Doors + Necromancer + Magic + Fantasy World + Undead Catastrophe.)

Who in this world can escape death? No matter how unparalleled your beauty, how radiant you shine above all, in the end, you become but a skeleton. Even if you are a generation's pride, sitting on vast lands, in the end, you will also turn into a scoop of yellow earth. However, the legend of eternal life has always persisted in the world. The elderly have passed down that beyond the human world, there exists a vast place known as the World of Longevity...

While they mine for gold, I dig graves. While they use healing ointment, I munch on graveyard grass. While they take Mana Potions, I light incense and candles. While they meditate to recover, I rest in a coffin, While they attack with magic, I retaliate by tossing paper money. ... Let's see how a skeleton turns the tables in an online game, stirring up chaos to become the ultimate boss!

Lu Zhaoyang hanya seorang sekretaris digosipkan sudah berhubungan intim dengan atasannya, seorang CEO salah satu perusahaan paling kuat dan sukses di dunia. Dia pun menjadi bahan cibiran rekan-rekan kerjanya. Tetapi, tidak ada yang mengetahui bahwa CEO itu, Huo Yunting, sebenarnya sudah menikahi Lu Zhaoyang! Pernikahan mereka adalah sesuatu yang rahasia, dan Lu Zhaoyang pun melakukannya hanya karena terpaksa!

At the edges of the World of Vunreon lies the skeleton of a Dragon. A being once revered by many titels, such as God of Dragons, the first Dragon, Ruler of Space and Time and master of the Void, he was now nothing more than a imposing sight. Though unbeknownst to his slayers, his soul that they shattered didn't fully die. Instead its countless shards dispersed across time and space, reincarnating each into a mortal coil. When their lives came to an end, they slowly joined back together. After countless millennia, the last of these lives came to an end and thus his soul awoke once more. Whole again but only a soul without a body, he has to start anew on his path to once more stand at the peak of creation. This is my first novel and english is not my first language, so criticism and corrections are always welcome. I do not own the cover

Carlos Valois thought dying once was enough—until he woke up as a 10-year-old in the world of "The Dark Era," a game he'd mastered in his previous life. Born as the last heir of a fallen noble house, Carlos discovers he's destined for a tragic fate: in six years, he'll be manipulated into joining the dark forces and killed by his own childhood friend. But this time, he has the ultimate cheat code—memories of the future. While other kids play with toys, Carlos hunts for divine legacies. Using his game knowledge, he performs an ancient ritual and steals a Demigod Mark from the thousand-year Sacred Oak—a power that should have remained hidden for decades. At 15, Carlos awakens as a Death Herald with broken stats that shouldn't be possible. Most Death Heralds are fragile summoners hiding behind weak skeletons. But Carlos combines his necromancy with stolen divine abilities, creating a hybrid build that turns him into an unstoppable force. ..... [Skeleton Warrior has successfully evolved into Purple Thornblade Skeleton Guard!] [Purple Thornblade Skeleton Guard has activated Bond: Glory of the Purple Thornblades!] [Twelve Purple Thornblade Guards have formed an Undead Armored Knight Legion!] ..... His skeleton warriors aren't cannon fodder—they're elite undead legions enhanced beyond normal limits through secret evolution paths that took thousands of players years to discover. Every "coincidental" encounter is actually Carlos farming legendary opportunities. While his sister thinks he's just a lucky genius, Carlos systematically raids every hidden treasure, secret technique, and forgotten legacy he remembers from the game. Ancient bloodlines, divine artifacts, mystical cultivation methods—if it exists, he's taking it. With his infinitely evolving undead legion, Carlos set out on a path to rewrite destiny and become the supreme Death Herald legend.

#Cheats #Special Space #Slow Builup #Low-Key In the 118th year of the Cataclysm, Shen Xingyan, who had been at the bottom of society for a long time, changed his job to become the most common farmer, and awakened the talent of "summoning skeletons". He thought he could barely become a combat professional with his talent, but the attributes of the summoned skeletons were all 1, and he could not rely on them to kill the enemy, so he just went to farm. But Fate has other Plans. The mutation of the farmer's professional skills, coupled with the skeleton farming, allowed Shen Xingyan to go further and further on the road to breaking records! Talent stones, rare skills, special items, extraction vouchers... His strength has become more and more terrifying...

“Is this a game or reality?” - Michael Norman ***** Apocalypse descended, and reality transformed into a game for a select few known as Awakeners. Between the ages of 16 and 18, every teenager had the chance to awaken a class and attain supernatural powers. Awakeners would then venture into a game-like world, the Land of Origin, seeking treasures and gaining tremendous strength. Michael transmigrated into this world at 18 and successfully awakened the Necromancer class. However, that was not all—Michael also unlocked a unique talent that allowed his undead summons to evolve infinitely. ..... [Little Skeleton has successfully evolved into Skeleton Soldier!] [Skeleton Mage has successfully evolved into Skeleton Summoner!] [Bone Dragon has successfully evolved into Undead Frost Dragon!] ...... With his powerful undead summons, Michael set out on a path to become a supreme legend. Tags: #Necromancer #Undead #Evolution #Armybuilding Join the discord: https://discord.gg/gVqqtyRe6b

After suddenly dying from work exhaustion in the modern world, a young man named Clayton wakes up in someone else’s body in a foreign world styled like medieval Europe. Without knowing how or why he ended up there, Clayton slowly realizes he now inhabits the body of a teenager who has just survived a deadly illness—and lost his beloved father. But his new awakening isn’t met with hope; instead, it brings pressure and intrigue. The people around him—from city officials to seemingly kind neighbors—all share one goal: to seize the valuable house his father left behind. One by one, their masks of kindness slip away, revealing the harsh reality of this new world. With a weak body, a nearly dead farm, and a loyal, skinny dog, Clayton must fight to survive. He not only has to delve into the memories of his body’s former owner but also navigate a world filled with manipulation, magical creatures, and social injustice. This world isn’t just an escape from work stress—it’s a battlefield for his soul and pride.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

Through the depths of the stones and highest of the dancing celestial bodies, the landscape bloomed magnificently; though the bright shell of the earth only further extenuated the long shadows of the land hiding the darkest skeletons in the most shallow parts of its closet. The darkest skeleton hidden in this world’s closet was a man; a man imprisoned at the ocean floor, cursed to live with the consequences of his actions far after Humanities disappearance. He is just another victim of one of the many crimes prevalent in this world in any era: The crime of a story going unfinished, not in a natural way, but being forcibly executed all to further push the life of his own till the pages overflow. please give this a chance. I'm not good at summaries yes I changed the name again. fight me

❗[Current Writing Contest-WebNovel Spirity Awards 2025 Fantas]❗ Flain grew up in a futuristic world. When he was born his parents didn't want him because he didn't live up to their expectations and so he ended up very badly. Flain was employed as a slave. He was forced to mine radioactive iron deep in the mines. It was drilled into his head that he existed only to obey orders. Young Flain was obedient. He doubted some of it but knew nothing else. For years, he never saw a single ray of light; light was only spoken of among the others as a legend. The routine was the same: in the morning, he would take a nutrient tablet and water. Then he would mine all day, sleep eight hours, and repeat. Flain worked like this from childhood until he was ten years old. He even found a friend, but that friend died of radiation poisoning right in front of Flain. Flain couldn't stop mining. He kept mining with tears streaming down his face. Before bed, Flain cried. "I will become the strongest. I will kill you all, and you will become my slaves." Flain stopped crying, stared blankly at the rocky ceiling, then looked ahead. A manic grin appeared on his face, one that would often adorn it from that moment on. At the age of ten, Flain was assigned to a military camp due to his endurance in the mines and his survival against radiation. In the camp, Flain was trained. The regime was much looser; he even had an hour of free time each day. However, Flain didn't make any more friends. Even during his free time, he trained with a smile. He would achieve his goal at any cost, even if it meant training himself to death. Experiments were conducted on Flain. He lost his hair, two long gray arms grew on his back, and a third red eye appeared. Flain became a mutant. Flain was then sent to war. He fought with sharp katabas. He performed quite well in the war, earning himself command of ten soldiers and becoming a small commander. But one day, everything changed. Flain then dies, is swallowed by darkness, and Flain refuses to die, thus appearing as a skeleton in a fantasy world.

Sinopsis: Di balik kehidupan tenang Desa Kalituri, tersimpan sebuah rahasia kelam yang dijaga oleh satu orang tua renta—Mbah Karyo. Ia bukan petani biasa, melainkan penjaga batas antara dunia manusia dan dunia gaib. Di belakang rumahnya terbentang sebidang tanah yang tidak boleh diinjak siapa pun. Tapi ketika seseorang nekat melanggarnya demi kepentingan pribadi, batas itu pecah, dan desa pun harus menanggung murka dari makhluk-makhluk yang telah lama terikat perjanjian...

There once was a Skeleton Demon King so dreadful that even the gods were vexed by him. “If you do our work for us, we’ll turn you into a human.” However, the gods deceived him with a fraudulent contract and sealed him away. “Now that the Demon King is gone, let’s eliminate all demons.” “For demon subjugation and evangelism alike, let’s entrust it to the precious [Saint] on our behalf.” “As for that insolent Skeleton Demon King… let’s torture him for life, imprisoned within a maggot.” That’s definitely what happened, and yet. “Oh my, baby Saint, you’re awake?” He had become the Saint? Moreover, the son of a Duke of the Holy Empire that sustains the gods? Then, if he destroys this country, won’t the gods also be destroyed? “Oh my, why does the baby Saint seem so pleased?” “Baby Saint, this is the hateful Skeleton Demon King’s toy. Would you like to break it once?” “The great gods have reclaimed everything from the Skeleton Demon King who insolently challenged a god despite not knowing his place.” …Let’s destroy this country. Let’s destroy it while taking the gods’ backbones as well.

Sinopsis: Di sebuah desa yang hanya memiliki satu jalan utama menuju area pemakaman tua, terdapat larangan turun-temurun: jangan pernah melintasi tikungan terakhir setelah pukul dua belas malam. Penduduk menyebutnya “Ujung Jalan Kuburan”. Dikatakan, siapa pun yang melihat seorang perempuan berdiri diam di sana, tidak akan pernah kembali dalam keadaan yang sama. Ketika seorang sopir ojek malam nekat mengambil penumpang misterius ke arah sana, kisah mengerikan pun terungkap.

After Earth collapses into dimensional entropy, billions of people are scattered across broken worlds and forced into a brutal survival game known only as the Shattered Trial. Each player gains a random class. Most wield magic, swords, or elemental power. But Iden Virel, a former engineering student, is given something else. A black ring. A broken interface. And the command: [SUMMON: Skeleton – Worker Class] With a system unlike any other, Iden can summon and assign skeletal minions to tasks—miners, scouts, warriors, mages, builders, and more. These skeletal followers don’t sleep, don’t eat, and never stop improving. The longer they work, the smarter they get. Together with his sister Rael—a rare Sanctum Channeler who can empower and evolve allies—Iden must lead his growing skeletal force through monster-infested zones, hostile player factions, and ancient ruins... all while preparing for the apocalyptic battle known as the Final Judgment. In this world, only one law remains: Build. Adapt. Conquer. Or be erased.

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

Sinopsis: Di balik lereng gunung yang jarang dijamah manusia, tersembunyi sebuah hutan yang tidak pernah tercatat di peta mana pun. Penduduk desa menyebutnya Hutan Terlarang. Tak ada yang berani masuk, sebab legenda berkata: siapa pun yang masuk, takkan pernah kembali sebagai dirinya yang semula. Empat pendaki muda, penasaran dengan kisah tersebut, memutuskan menjelajah hutan itu untuk konten video mereka. Awalnya semuanya tampak biasa. Namun, saat malam tiba, kompas tak lagi berfungsi, suara aneh terdengar dari arah yang berbeda, dan bayangan menyerupai mereka sendiri mulai bermunculan di balik pepohonan. Mereka tak sadar, hutan itu bukan hanya tempat—ia hidup, ia memilih, dan ia menelan siapa pun yang tak diundang. Kini, hanya satu yang kembali. Tapi desa tahu… itu bukan dia.

I wake up in this blinding white space — typical Heaven aesthetic — and there’s God, sitting on a cloud like He’s been waiting for me all along. I expected harps, angels, the whole “Welcome to Paradise” deal. Instead, He looks at me and says, straight-faced: “Death retired.” I blink. “Excuse me… what?” “The Grim Reaper, the entity of death? Yep. Retired. Bought a beach house in another dimension. You’ve been chosen to replace them.” At this point, I think I’m hallucinating — bread still stuck in my throat or something. But no, it’s real. I’m now the new Death. And not the spooky skeleton with a scythe — no, I’m basically unreasonably powerful. the Death? Cloak, scythe, creepy skeleton vibe?” "Yeah, but that image's outdated. I have to walk across different worlds — real life, movies, games, comics, anime — all of it. And here’s the kicker: my power? Way too unstable. I don’t just shake someone’s hand and they drop dead — that’d be boring. It’s worse… my thoughts alone can vaporize people. Think “Oops, that guy’s annoying” — poof, he’s gone. Accidentally, imagine blowing up a planet? Say goodbye to that solar system. God leans in, still smiling like this is all normal: “Don’t worry, your mind will need training… lots of it. But you’ll get the hang of it. Also, yes… you can still have friends, relationships… maybe even fall in love.” I stare at Him like He’s insane. “With these powers? You sure?”

He was born with a forbidden gift. Now, he’s become the Empire’s greatest threat. The Flame Emperor took everything from Reiner—his home, his freedom, his future. And when there was nothing left to steal, he took the only thing that still mattered: Reiner’s father. Grief awakens something ancient and terrible within him—a power long buried in blood and shadow. A fire demon reborn. A god of flame, walking again in mortal skin. Since childhood, Reiner and his father hid a dangerous truth: Reiner could wield fire magic—an ability sacred and exclusive to the royal bloodline. It was their secret. Until it wasn’t. When Reiner loses control and razes an entire village, the Empire finally sees what he truly is. A traitor. A heretic. A threat to the throne. Now, the Flame Emperor will stop at nothing to hunt him down. But Reiner isn’t running. He’s rising. Armed with fire, fury, and the legacy of his father’s rebellion, Reiner has one goal: Burn the Empire to the ground.

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From the depths of uncharted space, a mysterious device crashes into the wild forest of a remote planet. Forged from incomprehensible materials and shaped like a simple pen drive, the object is far more than it appears. Known only as Device X – Stellar Genesis, its origin remains unknown. No scientist can decode its structure, no machine can dismantle it, and no one has been able to activate it—until now. Nova, a quiet, average 15-year-old boy, stumbles upon the strange object after it falls—literally—at his feet. His world is small, defined by school tests he fails, sports he’s ignored in, and a life of almosts. But all that changes when curiosity drives him to plug the device into his old laptop. The result: total system crash, reality glitch… and a glowing AI named LUMINA introduces herself, not through the screen, but directly into Nova’s mind. The Device doesn’t need electricity. It doesn’t need a computer. It needs a connection. It chooses Nova, not for his strength, not for his intelligence, but for something far more unpredictable: potential. Merging with his DNA, Device X restructures its form into a sleek, intelligent ring that pulses with hidden energy and a locked reservoir of unimaginable knowledge. LUMINA, the sentient AI now embedded in Nova’s neural network, explains that Device X operates through levels. The more Nova grows, the more the device unlocks—enhancing his reflexes, his awareness, his perception of time, and even allowing him to glimpse fragments of truths no human mind should contain. But LUMINA is no mere assistant. She is the gatekeeper, the guide, and the challenge. She holds answers to Nova’s wildest questions—about the cosmos, consciousness, dimensions, and fate—but only when he’s ready. Just as Nova begins to adjust to this terrifying, thrilling new reality, Earth is shaken by a powerful energy pulse. Something… or someone… has felt the device's reawakening. Strange ships begin appearing in the sky, cloaked in black light and radiating a hunger unlike anything Nova has known. An alien race—ruthless and relentless—has come seeking Device X. And they will tear the world apart to reclaim it. Now Nova must unravel the truth about the device, discover the purpose it was made for, and survive the silent war that has arrived at Earth’s doorstep. With each level he unlocks, he becomes something more than human. But the price of knowledge may be everything he’s ever known. In this gripping sci-fi epic packed with mystery, artificial intelligence, and cosmic secrets, The Chosen Code explores the question: What if the key to the universe chose the most unlikely person to protect it? Prepare for a journey beyond stars, across timelines, and into the mind of a boy chosen by a forgotten intelligence... to guard the last code of creation. The Chosen Code – Your curiosity is the first level. Are you ready to unlock the next?

Di kantor, kami jarang berbicara. Dia adalah seorang supervisor yang tenang, dingin, dan tak pernah menunjukkan emosi apa pun padaku. Aku pun begitu: profesional, biasa saja, seolah-olah kami tak pernah saling memperhatikan. Kami hanya berteguran ketika ada hal penting. Akan tetapi, di belakang semua orang...kami saling membutuhkan, terutama untuk urusan hasrat seksual. Kami terikat dalam hubungan yang tak punya nama, ...dan tak boleh diketahui oleh siapa pun.

The story of a skeleton from a separate universe. What should he do after losing everything and feeling lost? How can he free himself from the confusion?

A young man in his early twenties, whose life was filled to the brim with misfortune, meets his demise in a tragic way. He was betrayed by his girlfriend and best friend. While he was dying, he regretted how he lived his life and cursed the gods for giving him a life of misfortune. [Warning] [All conditions have been met.] Suddenly he hears a mechanical voice, and all the wishes he had in his last moment will become reality through powerful and unique skills. He will wake up again to find himself in a skeleton body. Losing all the memory of when he was still alive in that new world. On his journey, will he recover his lost memory? Or will he turn the page and start a new life as a skeleton? P.S., I'm a new, aspiring writer. This one is my first-ever book. I hope you will enjoy it and help me improve it as well by commenting on it. I would be happy to read constructive and supportive comments. Please support me on my new journey.

In the depths of a forgotten cavern, a nameless skeleton awakens—reborn through dark magic and granted a soul. Marked by the gods to compete in the deadly King’s Race, he must rise from bones and ash, build an army of the undead, and carve out a city of the dead: Nécropolis. But with each soul claimed and each enemy defeated, the line between monster and monarch begins to blur.

Setelah dikhianati dan diburu hingga mati sebagai Pangeran Pertama Klan Noctara, Asher Yeon membuka mata di masa lalunya — saat ia belum memiliki apa pun, saat semua jalan belum terlambat.