Funny Zoo Sayings

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

Follow August Finn in his journey and survival through the world of Centuury, along with his friends Angeline Ross, Erik Rubbard, Bren Anglewood, and Betty Snow and the many companions who they will meet along the way. As the drums and echoes of war ravages the continent of Arkanus, sparing only the once Capital Region that had now turned desolate due to a tragic past. But in its desolation, sprung the seeds of an evergreen forest, the Lonelywood forest, it is one of the many great forest that encircles and shields the Great Cauldron of Arkanus from the influence of the outside world. --- https://discord.gg/akzduuBC

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

"Haah!! I have seen it first so this is mine " Lucy said. "Even if you've seen it first it will be mine because you can't win me!!.... hahahah!! " Bruce said with his irritating voice and ugly face. Lucy complained to her mom which only encouraged Bruce to tease her more. Lucy stormed out of the house and put on her headphones and covered her head with the hoodie and started walking straight to the bakery. These are the times when elders sayings come true. Lucy should have been careful when walking on the road whilst listening to songs. Before she even realized that these are the last moments she is going to live in, it already became too late. Lucy met her end. Lucy woke up as "Thusia" the villainess in the novel called "The Golden hearted princess".Before she even understands if this is reality or not she realised that " Thusia" died earlier than her actual death according to the novel. Determined to leave this world she put herself in the deathbed, but no matter what she couldn't die. She also got to know so many secrets.

In a world where Lords summon glorious beasts to conquer territories, Renn Tork is the garbage collector who stinks of defeat. With a broken core that can’t even light a campfire, he lives among the swamp’s refuse, cleaning up the magical crap the big shots toss without a second glance. That is, until a foul geyser and a junk-shop book—"How to Keep a Zoo at Home"—flip his luck in the most absurd way: a reverse portal that resurrects the ugly, weak creatures other Lords discarded as cannon fodder. His first summon is a warty anthropomorphic frog that spits in his face, and Renn, between curses and bitter laughs, fears he’s doomed to a "shitty zoo" forever. But when those forgotten scraps—frogs, banshees, medusas—start morphing into mythical goddesses of abysmal power and lethal beauty, the swamp turns into a battlefield the Lords will covet. Armed with explosive mud and a useless manual, Renn goes from "the stinker" to a Lord everyone wants to crush… or copy.

Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate. This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some twists and turns. A journey from zero to hero, one could say. The MC becomes a dungeon core going chapter 86 and forward. You can find the story only on Webnovel. (Fingers crossed that no one will translate it into Russian like the other one! XD) The sequel, Life Skilling, is also complete, and will be posted right after the ending of Anti-cake. A peek in the lives of those who live in the world shaped by the Try Hard Party. A funny slice of life.

The novel "Who Says So? All Hail Me " revolves around the Jie family and later the Qian royal family. Jie Yin the main character of the story. She is a girl who has an easy life growing up but with strict parents. She and her sisters are known as 'The Majestic Seven'. She is a girl who wants all the attention to herself and makes anyone who takes the spotlight when she's available suffer. She's kind and lovable. She gives and take but doesn't borrow or share. She is extremely skilled. She's a painter, a racer, a martial artist, an IT expert, a fashion designer, a business genius, a chinese medicine expert and a live-streamer. She has various titles such as Your best girl, Graceful rainbow, Ancient beauty, Crystal light, Dazzling Yin and the Big boss. Her everyday life is full of fun. She has 5 elder sisters and 1 younger sister. She is the sixth child of Lady Jie Meiling and Master Jie Feng. She has black hair and black eyes. When Yin found out that someone else had more followers than her she attempted sky-diving. Later that day the Weather forcast reported that there was a tornado heading towards where Yin was, but nothing could stop this girl she was crazy about the spotlight and so the tornado swirled her and dropped her off into a Volcano. Ji Yin became reborn as Princess Qian Xingyi of the royal Qian family. Qian Xingyi is overly timid and emotionally sensitive. She was poisoned steadily by one of the concubines son and eventually died. Jie Yin became reborn as Princess Qian Xingyi. She didn't even bother to change her domineering attitude and promised to get everything back even becoming better than her past self and so the mission commenced. Welcome to a story where the protagonist is also the antagonist. Please follow me and let us find out why we need to 'All Hail Yin'.

What a funny story

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

My life was great, rich, handsome, famous, things that anyone would dream of. Everything was perfect until this system came along. All the heroes get a system that makes their lives better, but I get a system that threatens my life at every turn.

Well, if someone told me reincarnation was real, I would laugh in their face. I would have said, Reincarnation are all dreams of losers, me included, who are not content with their life and want to escape reality. Many people would be happy to travel back in time, but I wasn't. Why reincarnate in this world of suffering when you are already dead? I've read a lot of novels about people reincarnating and being extremely happy, saying "Since I'm back from the future, I'm determined to make a difference in this world". That's some funny stuff they always say. But if they really came from the future, they would know there's no use trying to change the world because it will be the same as before! Let me tell you something: reality is different from fantasy. What people fail to realize is that, when you reincarnate into the past it will be difficult to make a difference in this world. If you are not extremely lucky, what you can achieve is changing your life course from before reincarnation. Let me give you an example if you still don't get it Let's say an average person who struggles every day to get something to eat and doesn't involve himself in the world too much. For example, reading the news, checking forex, and trading. How can a person like this make a difference at the world level? Their only responsibility is not to repeat the same mistakes they made before reincarnation. Ace Raynott, who reincarnated into the past by chance, faces questions about how he can change things when he knows nothing about this world except that he has to survive...

I loved him so much, but alas!! he said he has a gf; how will Megan overcome the love

These powerful sayings; "From trash to treasure" and "Be careful what you wish for" collides as we dive into a wildly nostalgic and futuristic world where Terrchel faces the most daunting challenge to ever exist. Being reincarnated BUT as a human. As he navigates this bizarre world and confronts the ultimate questions: Who am I? What's the point of it all? And ultimately can I really pull off being a human? Dive into a story that's all about embracing the past while pushing forward, exploring identity, and questioning the very fabric of reality. With its offbeat humor, quirky characters, and existential themes, this book is perfect for anyone who's ever felt like they don't quite fit in. So, buckle up and get ready to experience the weird, wonderful world of Terrchel's Reincarnation!

He endured the worst when they deceived him, removed his title from him, and made him lose his wolf. But what will happen when his mate took him in without knowing that they’re mates.

Follow the story of a regular maths teacher that is now reincarnated into a cultivation world. yes the mc is a real life person, not only that he is also my maths teacher. I thought it would be a funny idea to write a parody story about him.

Life stinks-literally-when you're a rat in North Africa. Between dodging butcher's cats, stealing stale bread, and listening to humans complain about "inflation" (whatever that is), our hero has had enough. Tired of running for his life and eating food that tastes like disappointment, he dreams of something more. And then, he meets a rat who once lived in New York City, a place where rats feast like kings and live without fear (or so he says). Determined to escape his miserable life, he sets off on an adventure to immigrate to the USA. But the streets of New York aren't as welcoming as he imagined, and he soon realizes that surviving there might be even harder than back home. Will he find the good life he's been dreaming of? Or will he learn that the world is one giant rat trap? A funny, dramatic, and unexpected journey about survival, ambition, and the great rat dream.

คนหนึ่งเก็บซ่อนความเศร้า อีกคนแอบซ่อนความรัก เมื่อพวกเขากลับมาพบกันอีกครั้ง หัวใจที่ถูกปิดกั้นจะยังสื่อถึงกันได้อยู่ไหม..."พูดสิว่า...รัก"

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Sai family he vowed to free the village

something you might read a story and say . hey this is a good story I really like it. why did you like it. is it because the story was really good is it because the characters were extremely relatable is it because it was really funny or is it because the romanc was really good. is it because aaa shit amm I don't know where I was going with this I mean I was trying to write something wise but mid way tru I forgot what the wise part I was suppose to write was well now I don't know if I should keep this or not. well if somebody tell's me to remove it I will remove this part. well now that the wise and stupid and aqward part is out let's talk about the story. it's a transmission where you know someone transmigrats to another world and lives a lively life and he has a system so yea . first time writing something outside my head hope I can learn something

learning to write!!! this boook will teach you! and maybe me, how to write professionally, intuitivly and even engaging..ly?? Proceed!!! Various stories included. funny ,scary, romance, bizzare, triller, love, slice of life. have fun learning!!

Good news: I traveled through time. Better news: There is a cheat! Bad news: It's Suqing. Worse news: I was reincarnated into the Crimson Demon Clan. I thought I would be able to kill everyone and start a legend after traveling to another world, but I didn't expect to be tricked by Aqua and turned into a baby, and was reincarnated into the Crimson Demon Clan! ? My life is like walking on thin ice, you say, can I still make it to the other side? Either break out in the middle school or perish in the middle school! So he chose to break out! The top of the devil, proud of the world, as long as I am the supreme, there will be heaven! No one has been standing in the sky from the beginning, no matter you, me, or even God, but this unbearable vacancy of the throne of heaven will soon end. From now on, I will stand at the top! Keywords: light, funny, anime (multiple worlds) title:从素晴开始的红魔族传说 Author: Tianshenyuan translator: me

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun and entertaining reading purposes, cause I'm not funny :P] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

“Sorry, I don't think I deserve you….” It has been a month since this pious man was still pensive thinking about the answer given by the woman he coveted. Words like that aren't often used to reject someone in a gentle way right? Words like that aren't often used to reject someone in a gentle way? That's what Iffah did to Irfan. Why does Iffah reject someone's good intentions, which for some women, Irfan is the ideal man? Is Irfan ugly? Not! Instead, he has a clean white face and an ideal height. Is Irfan not smart? Wrong! In fact, he became one of the best graduates on campus. How's the religion? Persistent! Often he became a priest in a prayer room near his house. Then, what else? What is the reason for Iffah rejects Irfan? Behind the reasons that are still gray, now comes the figure of Rayhan. A graduate of Malaya University who approached Iffah. I don't know what decision Iffah made. Does Iffah prefer Rayhan? Or actually love Irfan in silence?

(A/N fuck it another book I gave up on) This is a diary of a ancient person --------------- 1 month passed or at least what felt like one after the great wipe I call it, because I'm the only person left. I spent my days drowning in alcohol. Oh yeah why am I writing this? I should probably give my name and stuff if anybody finds this. My name is Heaven, funny name huh? Because there is no Heaven. I am 21 years old, this the story of my life I guess. I was from a wealthy family, when I say wealthy, I mean wealthy. Could get anything I wanted. No I couldn't, I couldn't a single person to be here haha. I don't know what to say honestly about this. HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT???? Help/---------

The girl who has been ignored by her own family. Until she has diagnosed by a Liver Cancer. Now will she get cured? witness her dyingly journey.

In a world riddled with conflict, Sahej looks for the courage to face his best friend before one of them must fall victim to the manslaughter.