Pegou Pesado Meme

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Ele havia sido o melhor assassino de todos os tempos em seu mundo e quando finalmente foi assassinado, uma deusa aproveitou a oportunidade para enviar sua alma para o corpo de um garoto em outro mundo, que por enquanto era fraco, mas que estava destinado a se tornar o mago mais poderoso deste mundo. Este jovem garoto era chamado Kevin e ele decidiu assumir sua identidade, já que havia mantido suas memórias. A única coisa que ele tinha em comum com ele era que ambos eram órfãos, mas Kevin tinha uma mente fraca e um corpo fraco, em resumo, tudo o que ele mais odiava. Depois de entrar com sucesso na Seita do Sol como um mago, ele conseguiu abrir o livro que Kevin havia herdado de seus pais e que ele não conseguia abrir. Qual não foi sua surpresa ao perceber que este livro havia se transformado num Sistema que lhe permitia subir de nível como nos jogos de realidade virtual que costumava jogar em seu mundo natal. Com a ajuda deste Sistema, ele realizará seu desejo: se tornará o humano mais poderoso deste mundo, nem mesmo metamorfos ou demônios poderão fazer algo contra ele. ………… Kevin virou a cabeça em direção a ele e, vendo que ainda estava nu, disse, desviando o olhar novamente: "Vista-se primeiro, depois conversamos." Axel encontrou algumas roupas que pareciam folgadas e as vestiu imediatamente, ele também pegou um par de adagas cujas lâminas eram um pouco mais curtas que seus antebraços, e então se aproximou de Kevin e o abraçou por trás. Kevin deixou-o fazer o que quisesse, mesmo que uma de suas adagas estivesse agora muito próxima de sua garganta, Axel disse a ele perto de seu ouvido: "Quero confiar em você, Kevin, então me dê uma boa razão para isso." Kevin então perguntou a ele: "O que você quer saber?" Axel suspirou, ameaçar Kevin com suas próprias adagas não lhe faria bem, e ele corria o risco de quebrar o vínculo que acabavam de criar. Então, ele tomou uma decisão e fincou as duas adagas no chão na frente deles, passou as mãos por baixo do suéter de Kevin e contornou sua cintura com elas, pressionando-o mais contra si. Kevin não esperava essa reviravolta nos eventos e sentiu seu coração acelerar. As mãos de Axel eram quentes e ele podia sentir sua enorme ereção contra si, uma coisa era certa, isso não o deixava indiferente. …………. AVISO: Esta não é uma romance de desenvolvimento lento e é um romance BL 18+ com muitas cenas picantes, então se você gosta de ler 100 capítulos antes dos protagonistas se beijarem pela primeira vez, pule esta história, definitivamente não é para você Caso contrário, siga as aventuras de nossos dois heróis, se você ama mundos cheios de criaturas misteriosas, magia, lutas, masmorras, um Sistema que permite subir de nível rapidamente, e uma história de amor única e poderosa, então esta história é para você. ……………. Se você gosta desta história, experimente meus outros romances: O Sistema do Mago Divino O Fênix Celestial e Seu Guardião (BL) Reencarnado para salvar o universo (GL/BL) Novas Atualizações: Domingo/Segunda-feira/Quarta-feira/Sexta-feira/Sábado Aproveite seu tempo de leitura e não esqueça de votar, comentar e avaliar :)

``` —¿Alguna vez te has preguntado cómo sería despertar en un cuerpo que no es el tuyo? ¿Un cuerpo mucho, mucho más joven? —No puedo decir que yo haya pensado mucho en ello. Hasta que una noche, un paciente entró en las urgencias donde yo trabajaba y me disparó a quemarropa en la cabeza. —Sabes, si quería una segunda opinión, sólo tenía que pedirla. Pero eso es aparte del punto... —De alguna manera, terminé despertando en un hospital extraño con una mujer que se parecía sospechosamente a mi madre sujetando mi mano y llorando. Lleno de alegría al verla, me tomó unos minutos darme cuenta de que ya no era el doctor de 25 años, exitoso en uno de los hospitales más prestigiosos del mundo. No, era una niña de 6 años que por un momento... quería a su madre. —Cuando llega el apocalipsis, cada uno tiene que arreglárselas por sí mismo. Tengo tres opciones: ¿lucharé por lo que quiero? ¿Huiré y me esconderé, o me quedaré paralizado cuando los demonios de mi pasado regresen para atormentarme? —Puede que me conozcas como La Sanadora, pero esta es mi historia para contar. ------ —Lucha, Huida o Parálisis es la segunda novela de la serie Renacimiento en el Apocalipsis, esta vez protagonizada por La Sanadora: Wang Tian Mu y sus hombres. —No tendrás que leer la primera para poder entender esta, y no va a permanecer como una niña durante todo el libro. —Li Dai Lu y sus chicos aparecerán de vez en cuando, ¡pero esta es estrictamente la historia de Wang Tian Mu! —¡Espero que la disfrutes! —Otras novelas: —Renacimiento en el Apocalipsis: La Tercera es la Vencida (Completada) —Las Naves de Estrella (Completada) —Bailando con Monstruos (En curso) —Tan Silencioso Como Un Ratón (En curso) —Encuéntrame en Discord: —devilbesideyou666 (@Sakura#6289) ```

``` Você já se perguntou como seria acordar em um corpo que não é seu? Um corpo muito, muito mais jovem? Eu não posso dizer que já tinha pensado muito sobre isso. Isso foi até uma noite em que um paciente entrou no departamento de emergência onde eu estava trabalhando e me deu um tiro à queima-roupa na cabeça. Sabe, se ele queria uma segunda opinião, era só pedir. Mas isso é o de menos... De alguma forma, de algum jeito, acordei num hospital estranho com uma mulher que parecia suspeitosamente com minha mãe segurando minha mão e chorando. Super feliz em vê-la, me levou alguns minutos para perceber que eu não era mais a doutora bem-sucedida de 25 anos em um dos hospitais mais prestigiados do mundo. Não, eu era uma menina de 6 anos que por um momento... queria sua mãe. Quando o apocalipse chega, cada um por si. Eu tenho três escolhas: lutar pelo que quero? Fugir e me esconder, ou ficar paralisada quando os demônios do meu passado voltarem para me assombrar? Você pode me conhecer como A Curandeira, mas esta é a minha história para contar. ------ Lutar, Fugir ou Paralisar é o segundo romance da série Renascimento no Apocalipse, desta vez apresentando A Curandeira: Wang Tian Mu e seus homens. Você não precisará ler o primeiro para entender este, e ela não vai ficar criança o tempo todo. Li Dai Lu e seus caras vão aparecer ocasionalmente, mas esta é estritamente a história de Wang Tian Mu! Espero que você curta! Outros Romances: Renascimento no Apocalipse: Terceira Vez é um Charme (Concluído) Naves da Estrela (Concluído) Dançando com Monstros (Em Andamento) Silenciosa como um Rato (Em Andamento) Me encontre no Discord: devilbesideyou666 (@Sakura#6289) ```

Un joven doctor, jamás pensó, que, al hacer su juramento hipocrático, daría su vida para salvar a una pequeña niña, quien, al perseguir un globo, cruzo la calle sin darse cuenta de que un camión la iba a atropellar. En el momento, cuando su cuerpo salió volando por el impacto, es como si su mente se liberara y ya no sentía su cuerpo, todos sus recuerdos de vida pasaron en un instante, y con una sonrisa, no sintió arrepentimientos por morir. Como huérfano, paso su vida estudiando y trabajando para pagar sus estudios, logro graduarse como médico y tenía pensado estudiar una especialidad. Pero el destino no le daría la oportunidad, sin familia ni novia, no dejaba atrás nada más que un seguro de vida, que caería al orfanato que lo crio y que sabe que sería de gran ayuda. Pero cuando pensó que su mente se desvanecería para siempre, como ateo, su firmeza en no creer en dioses o nada paranormal, lo golpeo de la nada, diciéndole que estaba equivocado. O más bien, el golpe fue tan real y en sus nalgas, cuando quiso protestar, solo pudo emitir un llanto. Y se dio cuenta de que había renacido. Ahora, se enfrenta a esta nueva vida, y con una familia al fin. Puede sentir la alegría de vivir nuevamente. Y para su sorpresa, este es un mundo de magia y espadas. Un mundo de fantasía con estilo moderno. ¡Pero algo está mal con este mundo! Las mujeres gobiernan aquí y los pocos hombres son en realidad flores y tesoros que son buscados y perseguidos por mujeres. ¡Quienes los miman y cuidan como si de un hombre cuidase de una mujer! ¡Pero la sorpresa no termina aquí! ¡Sigue mi historia de como un hombre tengo que mostrar mi valía varonil y encontrar mi lugar en este mundo de mujeres! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- _______________________________________________________________________ Additional Tags - Male Protagonist, Harem, Love, Action, Romance, R18, Futa on Male, Beautiful Female Lead.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

debido a la ignorancia y terquedad de los mortales ahora tendrán que enfrentarse a uno de los enemigos y plagas que jamas hubiesen pensado en enfrentar. Thaddeus un mago que participó en la creación de esta plaga se ve obligado a enfrentar sus errores y recorrera un camino que muy pocos se atreverían. --------- version Español

Estou fazendo um rework na obra, pretendo continua-lá! Logo mais terá novos capítulos. [24/11/2024] [Português: Sinopse] Reencarnado como Khargas, um jovem órfão em uma humilde vila tribal, ele carrega dentro de si as memórias de sua vida passada como Selermonis, o lendário rei mais poderoso que o mundo já conheceu. Agora, em um corpo juvenil e cercado por um mundo selvagem e espiritualmente conectado ao Éter, Khargas se depara com novos desafios que testarão não apenas sua força, mas também sua sabedoria. Sob a orientação de Judith, uma enigmática xamã, ele descobre que o Éter — a energia vital que permeia todas as coisas — é a chave para moldar sua nova existência. Contudo, em meio a feras implacáveis, conflitos tribais e uma força sombria que ameaça tudo ao seu redor, Khargas terá de encontrar um equilíbrio entre o imenso poder de sua antiga vida e a pureza de sua nova jornada. Será que ele conseguirá enfrentar os espectros de seu passado para reescrever seu destino e alcançar o verdadeiro potencial de sua reencarnação? "O Reino Tribal" é uma jornada épica de redenção, magia, batalhas e autodescoberta em um universo repleto de mistérios ancestrais. [English: Synopsis] Reincarnated as Khargas, a young orphan in a humble tribal village, he carries within him the memories of his past life as Selermonis, the legendary most powerful king the world has ever known. Now, in a youthful body and surrounded by a wild world and spiritually connected to the Aether, Khargas faces new challenges that will test not only his strength, but also his wisdom. Under the guidance of Judith, an enigmatic shaman, he discovers that the Aether — a life-giving energy that permeates all things — holds the key to shaping his new existence. But amidst relentless beasts, tribal conflicts, and a dark force that threatens everything around him, Khargas will have to find a balance between the immense power of his former life and the purity of his new journey. Can he face the specters of his past to rewrite his destiny and reach the true potential of his reincarnation? "The Tribal Kingdom" is an epic journey of redemption, magic, battles and self-discovery in a universe filled with ancient mysteries. (Warnings! The novel Contains Violence, Death, Heavy Themes, And Blood!) [Sorry For The English, I Used Google Translate] =============================== Os Nomes E Pessoas São Todas Fictícias Para Fazer A Trama Da História. (Avisos: A Novel Contém, Violência, Morte, Temas Pesados, E Sangue!) {Novel Totalmente Criada Por Mim: A Obra Está Em Construção} Conta Oficial Do Instagram: @SichaBrother ===============================

una ves fui un gran héroe pero tras ser traicionado decisidi acabar con el mundo.. ESTA ES MI PRIMERA NOVELA ESPERO QUE DISFRUTEN POSDATA:el prota solo busca acabar con todo, todavía no e pensado muy bien como continuar la novela pero are lo mejor que pueda

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

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que pasaría si el díos menos pensado tuviera un hijo, acompañemos lo en su viaje para ver cómo encajará en un mundo que lo ve con miedo

"¿jefa, no puedo descansar?, tomar otro trabajo es un problema para mi" "Ni lo pienses, además deja de dormirte mientras explico tu próximo trabajo" "Sigh... no hay otra opción... pero como lo pide mi hermosa jefa tengo que hacerlo" "otra vez con eso..." ------------------------- ¿Quien hubiera pensado que la llegada de un trabajo del día a día terminaría desencadenando tantos problemas? Y con encuentro de este ángel caído llamado kafziel Acedia y el perpetrador de este caso se desencadenaría los sucesos de una nueva era en este mundo.. .................................. 1 cap x semana DISCORD https ://discord .com/ invite/ pvvZAAM5Jr

Yan Zheyun foi criado para ser um vencedor. Seus pais estavam na lista da Forbes, ele foi o orador da turma de formandos na melhor universidade do país, e a cereja do bolo foi ser votado como o 'garoto dos sonhos' por quatro anos seguidos por seus colegas. E agora, com apenas vinte e cinco anos, Yan Zheyun era o orgulhoso presidente e CEO de sua própria empresa de tecnologia. Mas o que deveria ter sido o dia mais feliz de sua vida se transformou no pior quando ele ouviu uma estranha voz robótica enquanto atravessava a rua para pegar um café, apenas porque não podia esperar sua secretária voltar da sala de fotocópias. [RELATÓRIO DE ERRO #193842347: ALMA DE OUTRO MUNDO DETECTADA. INICIANDO SEQUÊNCIA DE DEPORTAÇÃO.] E então ele morreu. Em um acidente de carro muito chato, muito comum. ...exceto que talvez ele não tenha morrido. A primeira coisa que Yan Zheyun pensou depois que abriu os olhos e se viu em um quarto que parecia o cenário de um daqueles dramas do palácio interno foi: Nossa, o café não valeu a pena. A segunda coisa que ele pensou depois de perceber que estava agora em um romance histórico BL e havia transmigrado para o corpo de uma beleza trágica que estava (prestes a ser) usada e abusada por seus vários amantes foi: Deve ter sido a técnica errada para abrir os olhos, deixe-me tentar novamente... não, ainda estou aqui. Bem. F**da-se. De CEO a escravo insignificante, Yan Zheyun não conseguia acreditar na sua sorte. Preso em um mundo estranho e cercado por tops loucos (respectivamente conhecidos como 'O Amigo de Infância', 'O Filho do General', 'O Príncipe Herdeiro', 'Outro Príncipe', 'Aquele Duque Assustador' etc.), Yan Zheyun percebeu que seu único dia de experiência como CEO não o havia preparado adequadamente para essa nova vida de infelicidade. Mas ele não era do tipo que desistia sem lutar, então... Yan Zheyun resolutamente decidiu ficar longe da aterrorizante trama romântica, tentar escrever para si mesmo uma nova trama política e, aproveitando, abraçar algumas coxas poderosas, bajular alguns poderosos. E em uma monarquia dinástica, de quem seriam melhores coxas para abraçar do que as do próprio imperador? Liu Yao: ...Este Soberano permite que você abrace outras partes também. Par: - Imperador Top Que-Parece-Sério-Mas-É-Secretamente-Gentil! VS Escravo Bottom Que-Parece-Um-Coelho-Mas-É-Secretamente-Uma-Raposa! - NÃO é um harém, toda a história é 1v1 Avisos: - Este romance lida com alguns assuntos pesados ​​que surgem como resultado da escravidão e de um sistema de castas. Adicionei avisos de gatilho onde relevante, mas só para avisar, os canalhas são chamados de canalhas por um motivo! Atualizações: 21:00 GMT+8 Ilustrado por: HAZHE

Ezechiel, mientras escuchaba extrañas voces en su cabeza, terminó muriendo tras ser atropellado por un vehículo pesado. En sus últimos segundos de vida, lleno de sangre y con muchas partes de su cuerpo en mal estado, logró ver y sentir, con un dolor indescriptible, cómo era tragado por algún tipo de sombra o energía oscura. Cuando abrió los ojos, se encontró en un lugar extraño junto a dos individuos igualmente peculiares y se preguntó: "¿He reencarnado?" Cuando pensó que podría comenzar su nueva vida de la mejor manera, ocurrió algo que lo marcaría para toda la vida. Su propia existencia y sus descubrimientos traerán consigo cambios que repercutirán en todo el mundo.

Quem é você? Acordei de sobressalto, desorientada e com dores pelo corpo todo. Um corpo masculino pesado estava ao meu lado --- ambos estávamos nus, exceto pelo lençol que cobria nossos corpos. Eu procurava em minhas memórias pela noite anterior, tentando entender como havia parado aqui enquanto tentava enrolar o lençol em meu corpo. Parei quando percebi que deixaria meu parceiro de cama totalmente nu. Eu me recordava de ter dito repetidamente: 'Sou sua companheira!' Com cuidado, saí da cama para procurar roupas. Tentei ser tão silenciosa quanto possível para não acordar o estranho. Seu cheiro estava impregnado em mim, em tudo na verdade. Rico e masculino, cada vez que eu respirava, sentia como se estivesse sendo envolvida pela floresta, com toques de madeira e uma especiaria quente que eu não conseguia identificar. Eu queria voltar para a cama ao lado dele e nunca mais sair. Minha loba, Rayne, resmungava em minha mente: 'Não deveríamos partir! Ele é o nosso companheiro!'

"¿Quién eres?" Desperté de repente, desorientada y con dolor por todas partes. Un cuerpo masculino pesado yacía junto a mí, ambos estábamos desnudos excepto por la sábana que cubría nuestros cuerpos. Busqué en mis recuerdos de la noche anterior, intentando averiguar cómo había llegado aquí mientras trataba de envolverme en la sábana. Me detuve cuando me di cuenta de que dejaría totalmente desnudo a mi compañero de cama. Me recordé a mí misma diciendo una y otra vez, "¡Soy tu compañera!" Me levanté con cuidado de la cama para buscar ropa. Intenté ser lo más silenciosa posible para no despertar al extraño. Su aroma estaba por todo mí, en realidad por todo. Rico y masculino, cada vez que respiraba sentía como si estuviera rodeada por el bosque con matices de madera y una especia cálida que no podía nombrar. Quería volver a la cama a su lado y nunca salir. Mi loba, Rayne, gruñó en mi cabeza, "¡No deberíamos irnos! ¡Él es nuestro compañero!"

Num mundo mágico onde a energia Gou é predominante e vive em tudo e todos que lá habitam, humanos, tecnologia e seres mágicos coexistem nesse grande e vasto mundo, dividido em 4 nações. Askkadia, Phrygia, Tétis e Gaia. Fogo, Vento, Água e Terra os 4 elementos básicos de gou, utilizado de muitas maneiras, tanto ofensiva, defensiva ou durante o dia a dia. Algumas pessoas de alguma maneira ligadas pelo destino se encontrariam, e teriam que lutar contra um mal que espreitava pelas sombras.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Descubra um mundo onde o sobrenatural e o real se encontram! Sado Yasutora é um jovem que viveu uma vida medíocre até descobrir sua habilidade única, o *Faker*, capaz de anular qualquer lei ou poder mágico. Já Yuki Sato, uma misteriosa garota de cabelos brancos e poder transcendental, introduz Sado a um lado oculto da realidade, onde ciência, mitologia, religião e lendas convergem. De deuses cósmicos a figuras históricas como Nikola Tesla e Leonardo da Vinci, de lugares enigmáticos como a Ilha de Páscoa a planos etéreos, eles mergulham em uma jornada para desvendar os segredos do mundo. Será a magia uma bênção ou uma maldição? Uma história onde o ordinário dá lugar ao extraordinário.

The moonlight filtered through the large windows of Li Qiang's penthouse, casting a silvery glow over the room. The city lights twinkled in the distance, a stark contrast to the dark world they both inhabited. Xin Yi stood by the window, her silhouette framed by the night sky, lost in thought. Li Qiang entered the room quietly, his presence commanding yet gentle. He approached her, his footsteps barely making a sound on the plush carpet. "Xin Yi," he called softly, his voice a deep, soothing rumble. She turned to face him, her eyes reflecting a mix of determination and vulnerability. "Yes, Mr. Gou?" she replied, her voice steady despite the turmoil inside her. He stepped closer, his gaze intense and unwavering. "You don't have to call me that when we're alone," he said, a hint of a smile playing on his lips. "Call me Li Qiang." Xin Yi's heart skipped a beat. She had seen him in his most ruthless moments, but this side of him was different—softer, almost tender. "Li Qiang," she repeated, the name feeling foreign yet familiar on her tongue. He reached out, gently brushing a strand of hair from her face. His touch was surprisingly gentle, sending a shiver down her spine. "You've been through so much," he murmured, his eyes searching hers. "I see the strength in you, but I also see the pain." Tears welled up in her eyes, but she blinked them away, refusing to let them fall. "I have a mission," she said, her voice barely above a whisper. "I can't afford to be weak." Li Qiang cupped her face in his hands, his thumbs brushing away the tears that escaped. "Strength isn't about never breaking," he said softly. "It's about finding the courage to keep going, even when you're broken." For a moment, the world outside ceased to exist. It was just the two of them, standing on the precipice of something neither could fully understand. Xin Yi felt a warmth spread through her, a feeling she hadn't allowed herself to experience in a long time. Li Qiang leaned in, his breath warm against her skin. "Let me be your strength," he whispered, his lips inches from hers. "Let me help you carry the weight." Xin Yi closed her eyes, her resolve wavering. She had come here for revenge, but in this moment, all she wanted was to lose herself in his embrace. She felt his lips brush against hers, a tentative, gentle kiss that spoke of promises and unspoken desires. She kissed him back, her hands finding their way to his chest, feeling the steady beat of his heart. It was a kiss filled with longing and desperation, a silent plea for solace in a world filled with chaos. When they finally pulled apart, both were breathless, their foreheads resting against each other. "This changes nothing," Xin Yi said, her voice trembling. "I still have a mission." Li Qiang nodded, his eyes filled with understanding. "I know," he replied. "But maybe, just maybe, we can find a way to navigate this together." As they stood there, wrapped in each other's arms, the lines between love and duty blurred, leaving them both wondering what the future held. Jang Xin Yi's world shattered the night her parents were brutally murdered. Consumed by vengeance, she infiltrates a ruthless mafia organization, posing as a bodyguard. Her mission: gather evidence and dismantle the syndicate from within. But her resolve wavers when she meets Li Qiang, the enigmatic and feared underboss. As she navigates this perilous world, Xin Yi is confronted with horrors that test her every step—the nauseating stench of death, gruesome torture chambers, and the brutal reality of Li Qiang’s actions. Despite the terror, Xin Yi remains determined to see her mission through. Will her thirst for revenge triumph, or will love and danger alter her path forever? Li Qiang commands respect through sheer terror. But when he hires a fearless martial artist who speaks her mind, his curiosity is piqued. Soon, he discovers the truth—his new bodyguard is a woman in disguise.

In 1127 AD, the Northern Song Dynasty fell. Shortly after, Zhao Gou, the ninth prince of the royal family, ascended the throne in Shangqiu amidst great public anticipation, inheriting the Song dynasty and renaming the era to Jianyan. However, within just three months, Li Gang was dismissed as Prime Minister, Chen Dong was executed, Yue Fei was expelled from the army, Zong Ze was abandoned in Dongjing, and the anti-Jin plans in Hebei were completely dismantled. After all this effort, the civil and military officials of the court finally reached a consensus: to support Emperor Zhao’s grand strategy of retreating south to Huai regions and eventually to Yangzhou for the fight against the Jin. But just as the journey began, after paying homage to the Daoist patriarch at the Mingdao Palace in Bozhou, Emperor Zhao stumbled into the infamous Nine Dragon Well. When he emerged, he no longer recognized who his trusted aides were! "I want to resist the Jin! But where are my confidants?!" This is the heartfelt cry of a soul from 900 years later, who, after reluctantly inheriting the name of the Great Song, must now lead this court and this nation onto a new path.

Travelling through the fantasy world, after hundreds of years of tossing, Han Li, who is of mediocre aptitude, is ruined. After going down the mountain to marry a wife, he found that the way he opened the fantasy world was wrong. You can rise from lying down, why should you practice hard, fight and kill? Many years later, a long-lived family quietly rose up, with tentacles all over the heavens and worlds, and behind the scenes they controlled the various holy lands and immortal mansions. On this day, Han Li was high in the ninth heaven, looking at the billions of descendants below, telling his glorious history. A fairy emperor came across the border, intending to destroy the Han family, but was killed by Han Li with a snap of his fingers. Immediately, the heavens were shocked, that ancestor Han was so strong!