Naskah Stand Up Comedy

Content: [Matured] “Brother Abubakar.” Soliat’s hardened nipple brought a moan to her lips. “You’re too conscious, it’s driving me insane.” He brushed a thumb to her lips. “Let me ask you a question, what I did at the party, did you like it?” Her heart hitched and she did not know her nipple would harden more than it already had, except it did. “Answer me.” Slowly he trailed a hand from her face down to her neck, then her cleavage to in between her breasts, pushing the towel downward. “I—we—it was in a public place, I—I don’t know.” He eyes left his finger and the assault it was committing to look at her face. “Would you know if I did it again?” He did not wait for her to reply and dragged off her towel, kissing her to the bed. “Brother Abubakar,” she moaned. “It’s Abubakar now.” He broke the kiss to say. He peppered light kisses on her cheek and trailed it to the sweet spot on her neck. “I will touch you, Solia, but I won’t go all the way, is that okay with you?” He covered her breasts with his hand and her reply came in soft moans. “Ahh!” She whimpered when his finger pinched her nipple and a pleasure pain swept through her. “There’s a thin line between pain and pleasure, darling, and if you let me, I’ll show you.” Then he replaced his torturing hand with his mouth. “Abubakar.” She arched her chest so that his warm mouth would completely cover her aching bud. “That’s more like it, moan for me some more.” He gave her hardened bud a torturously slow lick while his hand manifested on the other peach. His hand travelled down her body, twirling on her skin and caressing her waist. “Do you like this, Solia?” “Yes, Brother—“ He bit her nipple. “Shall we try that again, do you like this, Solia?” “Yes, Abubakar.” Super hot, right? why not check out the book! It started with an idea and ended in the loving arms of a Muslim widow. Edegbe’s journey up north took a twisted turn and landed him in a dire situation where he had to choose between his friendship and love. In a frigid northern state, Edegbe finds that death is rife and normalcy is a luxury, but he is adamant and fights against all odds to achieve success. What he achieved instead is a dazzling relationship with a Muslim widow whose twin brother is madly in love with a woman whose interest, for a short while, laid with his friend. Edegbe let the drastic turn of event lead him, until he had to choose between his friend and the woman of his heart. Will Edegbe abandon his love, the woman who made the terrible things about the north bearable, or will he forfeit his friendship of many years? Please support with your gifts and votes.

"She stopped me from coming to the wedding!" "It's because she loved you and did not want me to marry you." "Do you think I'll trust you again? You liar!" He bellowed but he had believed her.

The universe has always operated by a single, unwavering law: "Survival of the fittest." This fundamental rule governs everything, living or non-living. It was this very law that Alastor found himself entangled with. Awakening in a forest on planet Earth, in a forgotten corner of the universe, Alastor possessed no memories of his life before the age of four. Growing up, he quickly learned the brutal truth of this society: power was the currency of respect and longevity. Alastor clung to the hope of unraveling the mystery of his past. But his hopes were seemingly crushed when his bloodline ability manifested as [Speed]. It was an ability widely considered weak due to its inherent limitations, doing little to enhance his standing in this power-obsessed world. Just when his dream of uncovering his past began to flicker and fade, a glimmer of hope emerged. The pendant he wore, a constant presence he vaguely remembered from his earliest memories, suddenly flared to life. It was his only tangible connection to his past. And then, a bright blue screen materialized before his eyes. ----- [SYSTEM DETECTED. HOST COMPATIBILITY CONFIRMED.] [SYSTEM INITIATING BINDING SEQUENCE...]

In a world where ancient magic has been resurrected. Atlas, an orphan from Earth, finds himself transmigrated into the body of a child and possesses the rare Void Magic. Harboring such power, he’ll walk the path of becoming stronger and stand free in the sky above all existence! The tale of the Legendary Void Walker is about to begin! Super Gift = three extra chapters.

A man in his thirties was standing in front of she-devil's grave, under everyone's watchful eyes, he dropped the flower to her coffin, his tone was full of ridicule. "Congrats on your death." Next year he came, "I won. You lost to me and I will live well. Just rot in there." Next year he came again, "I have a pretty girlfriend and I will marry next year. My life is good. Nothing to worry about." Next year he came once more, "I will stop visiting and forget you! My life is better without you! See, I live well!" But he came again the next year and the years after that. People said he was hunted by his so-called arch-enemy. That even after death, the devil did not even let him go. He stood in front of her grave. His once handsome face had turned old and wrinkly. "Bei Sangyun, I cursed you. You are not allowed to rest in peace. You must be suffering there like me, right? You devil..." He might be the last one standing. But his life was the same as the dead's- lifeless and empty. He did not live well, he never once marry and his heart was never at peace. And it was all the fault of one person. ***** Bei Sangyun was a big bully in high school. The target of her bullying was the skinny boy in her grade, Fei Chuan. They were classmates once in kindergarten and met again in high school. But one day, just a year left before graduation, the big bully suddenly changed. One day, Fei Chuan hesitantly opened his locker. The other night, the big bully said that she left something in his locker. He did not really want to open it. He was afraid a poisonous snake would come out of his locker. However, his report card was there. With gritted teeth, the young boy opened it. However, what appeared was not a hideous thing as he expected, but a bright pink letter with a little heart sticker as a seal. It turned out, the surprise was scarier than a snake. Was this a new form of torture? Since then, Bei Sangyun relentlessly chased the young Fei Chuan until the two got married. ****** This is a story of rebirth. The two arch-enemies who could not live under the same sky had become sweet lovers.

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[You Leveled Up!] [You have learned a new rune.] Arthur Silvera's world just glitched. His mysterious new 'Legacy' is transforming him – a nobody – into the ultimate stat-absorbing, rune-crafting powerhouse. But is this power a gift... or an unmanageable curse? In a world of magic-infused tech, Arthur must master his abilities to survive. Monstrous dungeons, mech-powered guilds, and realms beyond imagining await… but with a Legacy this broken, the whole system might just come crashing down around him. *** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/GFD6p9sByS

Klara grew up believing in the simplicity of life, even as an orphan. But one fateful night shattered her innocence forever. In a moment of desperation, she agreed to fill in for a friend as a strip dancer—only to meet **Jake**, the devilishly ruthless CEO who never believed in love. One passionate mistake led to a night she couldn’t forget… and a secret she couldn’t hide. When Klara discovered she was pregnant, fear consumed her. Unable to face Jake or the life she imagined he’d reject, she fled to another country, carrying not one, but three pieces of her heart. Years later, she returns, now the mother of triplets, ready to rebuild her life. But unknown to her, Jake has been waiting, haunted by the woman who disappeared that night. And he’s not the only one with questions. As old wounds resurface and truths unravel, Klara must face the man she once ran from. Can she protect her children—and her heart—or will Jake's cold, unyielding world break her all over again?

Book One: After Lilith's mysterious disappearance, Ivy must follow her mother's last instructions, leading her to a bizarre land with new and foreign people. Unbeknownst to her, the people of that land are aware of her eventual arrival. However, they are also wary as they've received a prophecy that Ivy could be the savior of their colony or the one who destroys it. Book Two: Still, Zoe is left feeling distracted and distant several months later. Hope is not lost as she receives surprising news that she may(if she plays her cards right) be able to see Ivy again. Book Three: ---------------------------- Next Up is that one dream we all had when we were kids. When we would leave home in search of adventure and all sorts of creatures in our imaginations ran wild in this world. ----------------------------- I will update this story every Monday and now Saturday with a new chapter. "I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com" as well as ScribbleHub

Evil、 sadistic love、CEO、 reunion after parting ways

One could say Zara Lane had it all when you look from the outside. She was a world-renowned psychotherapist who handled delicate cases and worked with wealthy patients. But behind closed doors, she suffers in all her romantic relationships. However, one emotional night, she decided to drink and party away her sorrows. There she had a steamy one-night stand with an absolute stranger. And when Zara prepares to meet her newest psychotherapy patient the next day, she discovers that her new patient was the same man she had a one-night stand with. Zen Danvers. The Psychotic Billionaire. How will Zara handle such an awkward and delicate case that has the potential to jeopardize her esteemed career as a world-renowned psychotherapist? And what will her response be when Zen unexpectedly proposes a contract marriage that was obviously designed to entrap her? Because he had a secret weapon that he could wield against her.

How could a one-night stand turn into something more? Meet Li Ruolan, an ordinary girl who works multiple jobs just to provide for herself. Her parents both died in a car crash resulting in her being an orphan. She's a 3rd-year college student who's doing well in her school. But what will happen if one day, someone came and ruin her life? Or, makes her life better?

They took everything from me, my family my food, my money but they make a mistake and that was they let me live, but they don't know a ghost will be behind them for taking his revenge

“Maybe we should get you home,” Frank suggested, standing up. Emma nodded, her head spinning. “Maybe… maybe not yet.” But it was too late. As she stood, her knees buckled, and Frank caught her just in time. “Whoa, easy there.” The night was about to take an unexpected turn, and neither of them knew it yet.

He looked into my eyes, his hand around my waist pulling me closer. "I need you to keep this a secret." He whispered his lips so close to mine, almost touching as he spoke to me. "I will," He punctuated my statement with a sweet kiss to the lips which came as surprise so much so that I pulled back from him. "On one condition though, we get to do this date thing again." I whispered back looking into his eyes wanting to see deeper than he was letting me. "Date is a strong word." He whispered back with a small laugh rumbling at the back of his throat. His words stung but I did not let it show instead I smiled at him bring my fingers up to touch his beard to distract myself from the sting. "What's the right word," I asked planting a small kiss on his lips. "A meet up." *** She knew she was the least to him yet she let herself get sucked into his life. A married man, happy with his family and beautiful kids and yet she could not stop herself from falling in love with him. To her, he was a sweet distraction from her routine boring life, some adventure, some love, something new to love on yet she knew it wasn't all mutual. The deal was too good and she drank of it, like the sweet poison it was.

ONE NIGHT STAND: CEOs Secret Triplets is about a young and intriguing woman, Phelicity Adams. She grew up knowing little about her family, and even that little turned out to be untrue. Phelicity is forced to leave the home she’d always had and go out into the world. She’d always known that her time in that family was very limited. They didn’t want her there as a result of her origins. She was the outcast of their family, the one who didn’t belong. Phelicity took only the clothes on her back and left the house. They were only holding her back anyway. Even though her stepmother had made her drop out of school, Phelicity had known the importance of education and she’d continued with her studies without their knowledge. Phelicity, because of this, had become an outstanding figure everyone was curious about. She was only eighteen, yet she’d already achieved so much. Phelicity goes to the city that would completely change her life She becomes Jessy Williams. There she still ensured to always keep her mask on, however, she can’t hide for long because someone has noticed her. After a sudden one-night stand, Jessy’s life takes a tornado-heavy traffic and that's how she met her doom, Edward Gray. what will happen after this??? To my supporters @percephony @Mochaisawesome @Nazneen_Nahoor @Diane_Ash @Anor70 @Rosemary_Ogedegbr @E1967 @Godja_Alina Thank you for the support lots of love ❤️ to everyone, my heart is filled with warmth Faith0830 @Ilanavaldez23 @Daoist5YuU3y @Anor70 @Rhia_Maranan Thank you for the support I appreciate your votes and those who have added my book thank you all ISABELLA333, thank you for the Gold ticket.

Chloe was the second daughter of the Bishop family, she was the girl who had it all breathtaking looks, a foster father who loved her as much as his own biological daughter, and a fiance who was handsome and rich. But nothing was perfect in this world. It turned out she also had a foster mother and sister who could ruin everything she had. The night before the engagement party, her foster mother drugged her and plotted to send her to hooligans. Fortunately, Chloe went to the wrong room and spent a night with a stranger. It turned out that man was the CEO of America's top multinational group, who was only 29 but on the Forbes List. After having a one-night stand with her, he proposed, "Marry me, I will help you to take revenge."

Under the influence of drugs, Ida has a night stand with Cian Klein and got pregnant with his baby

Betrayed by her fiance, taken advantage of by her family, and defrauded of her wealth. All she wanted was a rich and powerful life free of stress, a life without her overbearing so-called family, who she knew were only using her and were not there for her, and a beautiful life with her fiance CLAUS EASTON. She thought her life was perfect without anyone having to tell her, living as a mysterious person at night and as a wealthy and powerful CEO during the day. Despite her self-perception of perfection, everything changed when she discovered her obedient fiancé having an affair with her step-sister just days before their two-day wedding. Knowing no one would believe her, not even her biological father who was under the influence of her stepmother, she needed a way not to get married to her cheating fiance. In an attempt to end the relationship without taking lives, she had a one-night affair with an enigmatic stranger she had nicknamed "DRACULA." A man whose aura conveys distinct messages, a man who made her experience emotions she had never experienced before. Who is this guy? Would she come to regret her actions?

Ten years ago, the world was torn apart by the sudden appearance of mysterious "Rifts," gateways to unspeakable horrors. For a decade, humanity waged a desperate war against creatures they couldn't comprehend, and now, the world lies in ruins, with only a few survivors clinging to life. But what if the story wasn’t over? What if there was a way to turn back time, to undo the devastation and rewrite the fate of the world? Would you take it, knowing the cost?

Hazel, a once-loyal angel, defies her celestial orders and falls from the god realm to stop her fellow angels from destroying Earth. Convinced that humanity still has the potential for good, she risks exile and her celestial powers to prove that mankind is not beyond redemption. Stranded on Earth, she settles in a quiet town, blending in among humans while secretly documenting their acts of kindness, courage, and resilience. Over time, Hazel learns to navigate the complexities of human emotions and behavior. She witnesses moments of profound love, selflessness, and bravery, contrasting sharply with the harsh judgment of her celestial kin. Her mission takes an unexpected turn when she meets a compassionate and troubled human who shows her the depth of human connection. As their bond grows, their forbidden love challenges everything she thought she knew about herself, deepening her resolve to protect the world she has come to cherish. However, Hazel's peaceful life is shattered when a former ally descends to Earth, leading a legion of angels bent on carrying out the judgment she once sought to prevent. As celestial forces wreak havoc on Earth, hazel is torn between her loyalty to heaven and her newfound love for humanity. Armed with evidence that could save Earth, she pleads for mercy, but her kin remain blinded by humanity’s flaws. Faced with the ultimate choice, hazel must decide whether to stand with her kind or fight against them to protect the humans who have given her a new sense of purpose. In a battle where loyalty, love, and sacrifice collide, Seraphiel’s decision will determine the fate of both heaven and Earth, testing the boundaries of her courage and forcing her to confront what it truly means to be worthy of salvation.

The world ended or or so it seemed. Brandon and Sterla regress back in time but in different bodies than the original timeline and they both have a system together. Something happened that caused them to be connected in ways beyond their comprehension. Brandon , a puppet of mass destruction. Sterla , a tortured bird in a cage . Follow along on their journey as they discover why the world was doomed and how to stop it. No harem, Yuri, ntr and the main characters are gonna end up with who they end up with

Life was steady—maybe not ideal, but manageable—for Evelyn Morgan, the overlooked daughter of a powerful business magnate and his unforgiving wife. Evelyn’s world revolves around a thankless life in the Morgan Mansion, where she's treated as little more than a maid, despite being family by blood. But everything changes the night her glamorous sister Diane, the chosen heiress, vanishes without a trace, leaving Evelyn with an unexpected and weighty responsibility. To save her family’s reputation and future, Evelyn must step in as Diane’s replacement, meeting with the mysterious and notoriously wealthy Mr. Volkow. Rumored to be a crippled recluse, he is nothing like she expected—gorgeous, intense, and unnervingly sharp. Evelyn quickly realizes her life will never be quite the same, especially as she navigates a world where her role and her heart seem more complicated than she ever imagined. But with each encounter, Evelyn begins to wonder if she’s in over her head...

There is a guilding voice that has been leading and directing Onyedikachi Ibinike into trials and tribulations to forge him into the hero that Wazobia needs . Will he accept it or throw it away. the choice is his.

Time goes on. The world advances. Just as how the humanity evolves and accommodates, the horrors, miseries, and gruesome fables—they continue to pile up. One day, the world surpassed line. Then, boom. The piled up horrors... they exploded. In other words, they 'physically manifested.' People shrieked. Governments fell into a panic. A strange form of power was awoken in special ones, the ability to harness the power of spirits. It was the rise of the new era, the Age of Calamity. ...And within this world, there lies the one man, "What the fuck are you talking about?!" who is, for some reason, unable to sense, sight, touch, and therefore, comprehend the concept of these physically manifested horrors.

Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

Billy Kyle is an ordinary kid who has been chosen to defend the universe from an evil witch.