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Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me. Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you. Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists? Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me! Ronaldo: Pah! Messi: Smug face! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Watch my flying boot! Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges! Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together! Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill! Neymar: So what about us younger ones? Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Sheng Congzhi is an adopted daughter of the Ye family and a notorious 'scandal queen' in the showbiz industry, reputed for her lack of education and disreputable fame. One night, in an attempt to climb the social ladder, she enters the wrong room and flirts with the wrong man... Later, the man leisurely takes off his glasses, his smile lazy and spread wide: 'A delivered blessing, why not take it?' Hearing rumors that Fu Yan is a powerless illegitimate child in the Fu family, coupled with a childhood sweetheart as his first love, Sheng Congzhi proposes a divorce. Fu Yan responds: 'Divorce is out of the question; as for the technical issues, we can always practice more.' A week later, Sheng Congzhi publicly declares her love for a top male celebrity in a love reality show. The internet explodes with searches, and Fu Yan is metaphorically green with envy. Another week passes and at the love reality show set— 'Welcome, the standby male guest…' The man appears on camera with a lazy posture, his lips slightly tilted, his gaze playful, and his demeanor a blend of casual and rebellious. Sheng Congzhi's surprise makes her drop her cup. Someone asks curiously: 'Do you know him?' Sheng Congzhi: 'I don’t know…' That night, she is dragged into a room and pressed against a wall by a hand. 'You don’t recognize your husband anymore?' a deep voice resonates by her ear, Fu Yan stares at her vibrant face, 'Wife.' Sheng Congzhi: '…' #SecretMarriageHusbandDailyPullingAtMyLimitsInLoveRealityShow #WithSecretMarriageHusbandBecameANationalCPDueToLoveShow #MutuallyDetestEachOtherInShowYetFansShipUsToDeath

Due to the ignorance and stubbornness of mortals, they will now have to face one of the enemies and plagues they would never have thought of facing. Thaddeus, a magician who participated in the creation of this plague, is forced to face his mistakes and will travel a path that very few would dare to. -------- English version

What happens when the love of your life ends up being the love of someone's life? That's the tale of law student, Harmony, who meets a guy online and falls head over heels in love with him. Jeremy is charming, wealthy, and seems to be the perfect match for Harmony. But as their romance intensifies, Harmony's sister comes into the picture. Mara proves herself to be an obstacle in more ways than one as she threatens to destroy everything Harmony holds dear.

The seasoned player of "Abyss of Stars," the [Starfall Master] Li Zi, brings a system template and travels to the game's world, arriving in the era of the game's beta version. This is the worst of times. The cosmic forces and conglomerates collude, causing the doors to the universe to be closed, the planet's resources to be exhausted, and even sunlight to be monopolized. This is also the best of times. All the extraordinary systems are just beginning. In this era, he is the only [Starfall Master] with the final version patch. While people are enthralled by the smoke of plasma guns and cannons, Li Zi has already torn apart battleships with gravity. While superhumans are smug about their awakened abilities, moonlight has already become Li Zi's servant. While the interstellar fleet crosses the Milky Way, Li Zi has just ignited the forty-second star, illuminating the entire universe. "People have been trapped on the ground for too long; they've forgotten that this starry sky should belong to all of us." —Facing the unspeakable aboriginal evil gods, Li Zi, holding a black hole, gently said.

“I'm on the hunt for someone special, someone who would howl at the full moon with me. And you, my dear, seem to check all the right boxes,” Thorin tried to seduce Riona with his mesmerizing gaze. “Not in this lifetime, not in any lifetime.” But Riona couldn’t stand the sight of that smug face. What did Thorin hope to gain from a fangless vampire who couldn’t even turn into a bat, anyway? There must be something seriously wrong with the brain of that infuriating Alpha werewolf. *** Since their parents died, Riona Kahler and her brother have been adopted by the King of Eira, who treats them more like overworked houseplants than a cherished family. As the only vampires in Eira without fangs, they're outcasts among their own kind, toothless and ridiculed. Riona's spirit remains unbroken until her brother falls ill due to the palace's cruelty. Determined to protect him, Riona vows to escape, but there's only one way to do that. Thorin Klein is one of the most famous Alpha werewolves, renowned not only for his charming looks but also for claiming the Alpha title at the tender age of thirteen. Despite his howling success, his mother’s powerful werewolf clan, the Klein, never acknowledged him because his father went rogue. Determined to prove his worth to the Klein clan, Thorin believes he has finally found a potential solution. Though Riona couldn’t stand being around Thorin for more than one second, Riona realizes that marriage is their only path to achieving their goals. It's a love story that bites and barks in all the right places. #werewolf #Alpha #vampire #fromslavetoqueen #enemiestolovers #strongFL #contractmarriage

[MATURE CONTENT] Arella is an angel. Well, she used to be an angel. A real, bona fide, halo-wearing, wing-flapping celestial being. That was until one tiny whoopsie where she unfortunately burns a pair of wings at a banquet happens. Fine! There was more than one tiny whoopsie. Fast forward a few hours later, and Arella found herself booted from the pearly gates with nothing but her wings and an eviction notice. Her family called it a "vacation." Ha! A vacation, in the human realm of all places! One hundred years later, Arella calls it her new life. Turns out, living among humans isn’t half bad—especially when you can turn invisibly smug at their lack of ability to fly. Early retirement has never been so blissful. That is, until the heavens smack her face with a message: Arella’s back on duty. And her new job? Marry. The. Demon. King. Wait, what?! Marrying the Demon King isn’t exactly on Arella’s bucket list, especially when demons and angels have been sworn enemies for eons. But orders are orders. So, off she goes, wings drooping and attitude cranked to full sass, to meet her new husband—a devilishly handsome demon who seems unnervingly smitten with her. Not to mention the heat that surges within her the moment she lays her eyes on him. Cue in dinner dates, fiery arguments (literally), and a series of catastrophes involving Arella purposefully setting a demon's hair ablaze with her holy fire. But as Arella settles into this bizarre celestial-demonic union, she uncovers a sinister plot that threatens not just her marriage but their entire reality. Turns out, angels and demons might have to join forces to stop a threat that neither side can handle alone. And Arella? She might just be the unexpected key to saving everyone. Armed with nothing but her quick wit, trusty angelic powers, and a painfully doting husband who may or may not leave her love notes carved into rock when she is angry, Arella must navigate battles, betrayals, and the occasional marital spat to protect their world. After all, nothing says “happily ever after” like saving existence itself, .... right? Right? One fallen angel. One absolutely smitten demon king. And a whole lot of chaos.

Once upon a time, in a very lovely kingdom, two girls were born on the same day, with same faces. One was the only daughter of the royal couple. The princess of the kingdom. While, the other one was a commoner. An orphan by birth. The princess tied by the royal customary binds, she was tired. She longed to spend some time free from being the royal protocols, and duties. While, the other one wondered how it would be to live a life where she did not need to worry about life being difficult. A life where she did not need to get so much tensed about earning for neck weeks bills and groceries, and where it would be much easier. And then once, there lives entwined in such a manner, preparing a surprise, that they had not expected! A lesson where they would know that it wasn't easy at anyone's shoes. At the same time, there were two handsome kings struggling to woo the ladies ... Let's dive into the story to know what happens...

"This is a story of about an entire race how they grew to be so powerful and what they did with that power to earn themselves different nicknames showcasing both their kind but also powerful strength that was before a single member folly lead to the once peaceful race going on a quest for conquest around several galaxies from hundreds of millennials. The hate, curses and prayer for their destruction which they accumulated from the denizen of thousands of different worlds they have invaded harassed an oppress was finally heard and answered The prayers awoke a nightmare, a terrible concept, an illusion, an impossibility to rain down wrath upon them which spread to their younger generation has they must fulfil a certain goal to finally free themselves and the next generations from this being's wrath.

In a futuristic world where humanity thrives despite the ancient threat of demonic portals, monstrous entities continue to emerge, preying on the unsuspecting. To combat this, the Department of Demon Control (DDC) enlists elite warriors known as Kai-Users—humans born with an exceptional life force called Kai. Their existence remains a secret, hidden from the public eye. Kimura Asahi, a 17-year-old high schooler. Balancing school life and his duty to protect the city, his only solace is Ai, his fiancée and sole confidante. Haunted by his past and his vow to protect his younger sister, Natsumi, Asahi must push beyond his limits as greater threats emerge. A battle for survival begins. Will his love and determination be enough to face the demons ahead? Support this story by adding it to your collection, giving Power Stones, and Golden Tickets! For private discussion, reach out on Discord: leod.greed.

Everything turned black. I was struggling to breathe to keep myself awake. Pleading with my trembling hands for anyone to help me. However, no one came forward. Lizzie with a smug grin and my parents with a satisfied smile as they watch me die. And there he stood, the one I had given everything for. Jamie Barrington looking detached as ever. Ammie white was a girl that thought as much as she worked hard enough to please her family and her crush, they would someday love her back. It was all a lie. A lie fed to her by the very ones she loved. Unfortunately for her, she found out too late that one can never force anyone to love and respect them on the night of her wedding.

I am Reisuke Fujiwara. The King of the Streets. A gangster feared and respected by all. But even I couldn’t escape fate — Truck-kun spares no one. Waking up before some smug god, I learned my life wasn’t over. I was thrown into the body of a crown prince — kind and soft, like a plush teddy bear. That god really thought I’d abandon my principles and become some goody two-shoes? Not a chance. This new world is about to learn what it means to live by the rules of the streets. I play by my own game.

Rose never played by the rules. Fierce, stubborn, and unapologetically rebellious, she’s the girl who always takes the right side and raise objection, no matter the cost it takes. Her mother, desperate to tame her wild and raw actions, send her away to live with her mother's friend—Lyla and her husband Maximus Gomez, the king and queen of New York. Their perfect lives seem like a fairy tale, but Rose knows better. Beneath all the glitter, nothing is ever as perfect as it seems. Then there’s Parker Gomez—their arrogant, cocky, and infuriatingly attractive son. He’s everything Rose hates: spoiled, entitled, and annoyingly smug. His every smirk challenges her, his every word taunts her. But there’s a darker side to Parker, one that draws Rose in against her better judgment. Because no matter how much she wants to resist, the heir to New York’s throne is proving to be utterly irresistible. TROPES: Enemies to Lovers Strong Female Lead Power Couple Past Secrets Arrogant ML x Stubborn FL And Smut! “Enemies to Lovers” meets “Billionaire Romance” with a seductive twist. This is the story that will keep you up all night, desperate for more.

On new years day of the year 2080. An announcement was played in every country in the world. " It has been 2 decades since WW3 and we are here to say that the world has finally recovered from the great tragedy." " We the Government of The United Nations of the Americas, European Unions, The Nations of Africa, The Asia Alliance, , and Australia is here to announce that we, with the other countries of the world, have come together to create a revolutionary New VR Game called God's Playgrounds!" "Starting tomorrow stasis pods will become available for purchase. And government-provided pods will come out in 1 months time!" " God's Playgrounds will be activated in 1 week!" **** Hello user you have been given the calamity level Talent Twin Body and Soul. You are the 600th person who received the 1000 calamity talents. " Interesting, does that mean I would be the only person in the world to have two accounts?" Join the journey of both the Demon and the Angel. The Villain and yet at the same time the hero who's out to kill the villain. Fellow his journey in the Strange game called God's Playgrounds and find out the secrets that it's hiding. (The cover art does not belong to me and the credit is to the artist who created it. If the artist wants me to take it down, contact me and I'll take it down.)

Alexy uma mulher que as 18 anos tem sua vida mudada da noite pro dia, através de uma oportunidade que ser torna um desafio, onde sua sexualidade, desejo, atração e desenvolvimento estoram em sua vida, será que Alexy está preparada para tudo isso em sua vida , e as revelações que viriam a segui. Gatilhos só leia se estiver a vontade de ser aprofundar em mundo de prazer e crescimento

Calista volkov , younger daughter of volkov's , her mom hates her since childhood , when Calista was child she found out that her mom have a affair with other man and she tell her other family members about it. In the big family Calista always stay alone, no one wants to see her face and talk to her , she make her own way to shine in the black room . she follows her dream and became a model in the age of 20 and also win her first award at 22 , slowly she start designing her dress by herself and she becomes a international famous model , desiner, and everyone's favourite influencer. she build her own brand JG collection , and she also help her family in their business. everything is going well , until she find out her fiance is cheating on her........... the unexpected things is now she is going to marry with Alex meadows, a contract marriage. a man who hate her most ....... what will we happen with calista ?........... or a man take her , who truly love her , her bodyguard, Jeremy Larsen who will win ..... the love or the revenge

NAOMI VILLANUEVA has lost everything—her lover, her job, and her baby. After being betrayed by her ex, she feels broken and hopeless. Then, a car accident changes her life forever. The man responsible, ARVIN GABRIEL HERRERA, a cold and powerful billionaire, offers to take care of Naomi after she loses her baby because of the accident. While dealing with her pain and trauma, Naomi decides to start over. She wants a new life, a new face, and most of all—REVENGE. Arvin also has a personal goal. His nanny, who is sick and suffering from dementia, only has a few months left to live. Her last wish is to see her only daughter, BIANCA REYES, who tragically died of cancer years ago. When Naomi tells Arvin she plans to change her face to start fresh, he takes the opportunity to ask her to look like Bianca. In return, he promises to help her get revenge on the people who destroyed her life. Naomi agrees to the deal. With a new face and Arvin's support, she begins her plan to ruin her ex, IVAN DELGADO, and his mistress, RUBY CRUZ. But as Naomi spends more time with Arvin, she starts to fall for him. Yet, she’s afraid—what if he only cares about her because she looks like the woman from his past?

Catherine se vê casada com o capitão Apolo Harrington. Que após a perda de seu melhor amigo, acaba caindo no jogo cruel de uma inimiga poderosa. Enquanto sua família é negligenciada para benefício da promessa que fez ao amigo falecido, Apolo se vê diante de um destino premeditado. A máscara de alguém vai cair.

Zed Ashgrey, Lotus La Rue, and Khalil Lobachevsky are inseparable a trio born into wealth, privilege, and influence. But their perfect world takes a bruising when a group of teens from a local public school exploits their drunken vulnerability, prying into their lives, and secrets. Humiliated and burning with pride, the trio devises a plan to assert their dominance: they'll showcase their extravagant lifestyle, dragging the teens into a world of luxury few could dream of. The plan works at first. The awe-struck less fortunate teens marvel at the sprawling mansion, the expensive collections, and the untouchable lives of the elite trio.  Laughter and smug satisfaction fill the air but beneath the surface cracks in their perception of wealth begin to form. But what begins as a game of superiority takes an unexpected turn when the trio accepts an invitation to a humble fiesta. The Crew is a gripping exploration of privilege, humility, and the realization that true wealth transcends the tangible. Wanna meet them?

Travis Carter was a former basketball prodigy with a promising future. Now, he’s a broken man—homeless, washed-up, and ready to die. Life crushed him, and he’s tired of fighting back. But on the rainy streets one fateful night, he sees a little girl about to be hit by a speeding truck. Without thinking, he dives in to save her, sacrificing his life in the process. But death isn’t the end. Travis wakes up in a strange, empty void, face-to-face with a smug, golden-eyed cat that claims to be “a god.” The cat sneers at his wasted potential and offers him one final chance: a reset. Suddenly, Travis opens his eyes to a reality he thought he’d left behind—his teenage self, 20 years ago, at the moment he first made the high school basketball team. Confused and furious, Travis struggles to adjust to this second shot at life. His old demons haunt him, and the clock is ticking—every decision he makes could either reclaim his lost future or send him spiraling back to the same dark fate. But this time, he’s not playing just for glory. This time, he’s playing to survive. In a world of harsh realities, cutthroat rivalries, and brutal self-reflection, can Travis fight through his inner darkness and seize the future he threw away? Or will the shadows of his past drag him down once again?

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.

Elizabeth Silvera lived a simple farmer life on New Havens, free of worry and concern, when her world was turned upside down by a knight from the Alzar Kingdom, Sir Benedict Hawken. From humble beginnings, Elizabeth must navigate a treacherous world filled with war and strife, while trudging through internal struggles. Where magic and martial arts are born, anyone can rise from Rank 1 Mortal to Rank 5 God! This is the story of how Elizabeth and her friends manages to become legendary apex experts, shattering the firmament and slaying gods alike! This is the Chronicles of New Havens! Book 1 Lion and Snake (Completed 2-22-2020) Book 2 Meeting of Masters (Completed 1-26-2021) Book 3 Empire's Collapse Part 1 (Completed 8-14-2022) Book 3 Empire's Collapse Part 2 (Ongoing...) Estimated Arc 1 progress: 60% Chapter updates are either daily or once every two days. All credit belongs to Square ENIX and Jeremy Chong for the cover and all adjustments are personally made.

During her university years, Alice Jones managed to win over her campus crush, Victor Miller. The two were together for two years before Victor left to study at Cambridge. Struggling with the difficulties of a long-distance relationship, Alice decided to initiate a breakup. However, she soon discovered that she was unexpectedly pregnant with Victor's child. Four years later, Victor returned to the country after completing his studies. By that time, Alice was preparing to apply for a PhD program. When Victor learned about her plans, he began spending time with her, helping her study. As they reconnected through these interactions, Victor eventually stumbled upon the truth: they had a child together. This life-changing secret brought to light the fact that they both still deeply loved each other. Despite the years of separation, neither had wanted to disturb the other's life. Eventually, the two recognized there true heart, and Alice successfully received her PhD offer. Written with a lighthearted and sweet tone, this story brings its vividly crafted characters to life. The sincere and romantic relationship between the protagonists, coupled with their shared aspirations and tireless efforts to achieve their dreams, makes this a heartwarming and inspiring tale that's well worth reading!

Past trauma of coming out of the closet left Ari crippled in trepidation but now, he is forced to meet face to face with a blast from the past, awakening a forgotten fear, which forces him to once more come to terms with reality.

Daniel lost his parents in a car accident at the age of seven. Left with only enoug money to survive for a few years, He decides to make a living off the recently launched VR game 'Divine Path’. The game that changed the entire industry within just 1 week of its launch. Daniel collects valuable items and sells them to other players for real world money. But his life suddenly took a turn when he found a cute creature in the bushes. "Chance is low? Hah! That doesn't work on me!" With a smug face, Danie dismissed the blue holographic panel hovering before him. ========== Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/5ewNTWFUdb (Author: guys, this is my newest novel, if you wanna support me, please add the book to your library, ty!!)

One day, Jeremy, a modern-day retired soldier gets blown to bits by a malfunctioning satellite. He somehow transmigrates 450 years into the future as the incompetent third son of House L’éclair who’d just died in battle fighting to keep his place in the family. When he wakes up on a bloody battlefield, he is confused at seeing a strange window with golden glowing words in front of him. In a daze, Jeremy hears motion to his left. There’s some alien standing twenty feet away. ‘Wait, why does this guy look like Steppenwolf?’ ‘Bro, why are u salivating? I’m not into men… of any species’ A sudden thought occurs to him. ‘I’m alive!!!’ *** Will Jeremy be able to awaken the bloodline powers and prevent the demons of the Hell Dimension from destroying Earth and the entire universe? Will he be able to uncover the secret that has been buried deep in the annals of universal history? A secret that can upset the balance between all worlds will be uncovered and the demons will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. Read as Jeremy progresses from being a trash to becoming an unrivaled existence. Additional tags: World building, vampire, werewolf, elves, evolution, demons, dragons, dwarves, fey, futuristic technology, gods, evil gods, space wars, battleships, levelup, medieval weapons, bloodlines, space travel, teleportation, magic, dark energy, world travel, romance, betrayal. (More tags will be added later on in the story) (A/N: Read the auxiliary chapter and tell me how I can improve. Also, this is my first time writing.) P.S. Picture isn’t mine but I added my touches to it. Let me know if you want it down.

Jeremy Thorne, a young boy, escapes his abusive home life, However, his life takes a dramatic turn when he's reborn in the fantasy world of Tenria. In this new realm, Jeremy discovers he has a unique magical system that aids him in his survival and growth. With his newfound abilities, including the skill to cast powerful magic, Jeremy embarks on a journey to explore Tenria. But his adventure takes a crucial turn when he learns that the Kingdom of Tenria is on the brink of destruction. The Demon King, a dark and powerful ruler, threatens to conquer and enslave the entire realm. As Jeremy joins forces with the kingdom's brave warriors and wise mages, he uncovers the Demon King's sinister plot to exploit Tenria's ancient magic and destroy the kingdom. With his growing powers and determination, Jeremy must foil the Demon King's plot, save the kingdom, and restore peace to the realm.

In a world blessed by the gods, where beauty is a divine gift and handsome faces are a mark of favor, Goryo stands as a singular anomaly, a man with a face so grotesque it seems cursed by fate itself. Rejected by humans, spurned by the gods, and even shunned by the demons, Goryo's existence is a litany of misfortune. Even his own mother, upon seeing him for the first time, could not believe she had given birth to such an ugly face. Abandoned and ostracized, Goryo roams the world in search of purpose. But in the depths of his despair, he discovers that his cursed face hides a power beyond comprehension. As he battles prejudice, rejection, and a world obsessed with appearances, Goryo must embrace his unique destiny and prove that even the unluckiest of souls can shape their fate. Will Goryo uncover the reason behind his curse, or will he simply let it linger until his final breath? A dark, yet inspiring tale of resilience and self-discovery, Cursed Visage: The Tale of Goryo explores the true meaning of worth and the power hidden beneath the surface.

Savannah Moretti has enough problems without adding “workplace crush” to the mix. Ryan Hartwell—her annoyingly smug, Greek-god-looking colleague—has been her sworn nemesis since day one. She can deal with his snarky comments, unsolicited advice, and the way his stupid blue eyes seem to see right through her. What she can’t deal with? Her traitorous brain constantly imagining him shirtless. Or, worse, helpful. With her youngest sister’s wedding only a month away, her anxiety skyrockets to new heights at the thought of enduring yet another round of her family’s relentless interrogation about her (nonexistent) love life. Again. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when Ryan, of all people, offers to be her plus-one for the week-long island wedding, Savannah is too cornered to say no. It’s just one week. A harmless fake-dating arrangement. What’s the worst that could happen? Besides Ryan force-feeding her lobster rolls... or making her question everything she thought she knew about him—and herself?