Cactus Mcqueen

follow a boy and his friends on there journey to find his father who is the current dragon overlord and shape the world for better or for worst

Isabella was supposed to be sipping champagne at a luxury spa, not waking up in the middle of a forest. Worse, a SYSTEM had attached itself to her like some clingy ex, spouting nonsense about survival, quests, and—oh, hell no—manual labor. "System, I was NOT built for the wilderness! My ideal ‘roughing it’ experience involves a five-star hotel with bad WiFi!" Now, instead of lounging in silk robes, she’s being ordered to farm? To hunt? "A farming quest? You want me—a city girl—to grow food? System, I once killed a cactus by overwatering it. This is NOT my calling!" And don’t even get her started on the hygiene situation. "You want me to bathe in a cold river? Darling, I require warm water, scented oils, and an ambience! What do I look like—some barbarian?!" Unfortunately, the locals—big, muscular beastmen—don’t seem to understand the concept of self-care. The women? Neglecting their skin like it’s a crime to be radiant. The men? Walking hygiene disasters. "Ladies, if your man can smell you before he sees you, we have a problem." "You see this? This is lotion. It exists so you don’t look like a dried-up leaf. Use it." "A beard should be majestic, not tragic. Let me fix it." And the beastmen? They don’t just stare at her like she’s an oddity. No, they hover. They smirk. They lean in too close, fangs flashing with amusement. "Why do you keep looking at me like that?" she huffed, crossing her arms. The panther grinned, his tail flicking. "Because you’re fascinating when you’re annoyed." No, absolutely not. She was not here for this nonsense. "If you have time to stare, you have time to moisturize." She didn’t ask to be here. She didn’t ask to be their savior. But if she has to suffer through this world, she’s making everyone around her suffer less—through skincare, style, and some serious attitude. "If I hear one more ‘We don’t season our food here,’ I’m launching a war." "If you have time to gossip, you have time to do squats." "You want to impress a woman? Start with not smelling like the battlefield." Survival isn’t just about fighting monsters; it’s about looking good while doing it. So what if the System keeps throwing impossible quests her way? "What do you mean ‘you can’t skip quests’?! Since when?! Where is the skip button?! I demand a skip button!" But somewhere between dodging ridiculous quests and fixing these people’s tragic grooming habits, Isabella found herself in situations. Uncomfortable, heart-racing situations. Like being trapped against a tree by the red python, his red eyes half-lidded as he murmured, "You talk too much, little star. Should I silence you?" Like waking up with the lion lord’s fur-lined cloak draped over her shoulders, his deep voice gruff, "You shiver in your sleep. I’ll fix that." Like the phoenix watching her every move, his burning gaze searing into her skin as he mused, "You cause chaos wherever you go, but I find that I don’t mind." Oh, hell. No. She was not about to fall for four beastmen. She was too pretty for this much stress. "If you insult me again, I’ll make sure your soul needs a beauty upgrade." "I refuse to be disrespected by anyone who dresses like an unwashed tree branch." And yet, when a rival tribe came to challenge her, when danger lurked too close, those same beastmen stood beside her—smirking, taunting, fighting for her. "A beastman growled at me today. I growled back. He ran. I am the alpha now." Isabella isn’t just surviving. She’s thriving. And this world better keep up.

[Ding! You've gained 1 million views! The city’s most beloved heroine has fallen for your mysterious charms!] [Miss Mercury is obsessed with your streams. She’s on her way to meet you!] [Heroic factions are closing in on your location, but the Mindbender Heroine is aiding your escape!] [Ding! 10,000 views! You've gained 5,000 Credits and unlocked Stealth Mode (Tier 1)] [Ding! 1 million views! Rope Girl has noticed your mysterious charm and can't get you out of her mind!] [Ding! You’ve saved the city’s lower districts while taking down three corporate-backed heroes. Lady Fortress is secretly watching your stream, intrigued.] In Metro City, where huge corporations and flashy superheroes rule the skyline, everyday people are just bystanders in the ongoing battles between heroes and villains. At the center of this chaotic city is Scott McQueen, an average guy with one big dream: becoming a cool, shadowy antihero. Scott fantasizes about scaring off criminals while serving justice from the shadows. But there’s a catch—this world is full of flashy, attention-grabbing superheroes who hog all the spotlight. One night, everything changes for Scott. He stumbles upon the Harem Streamer System, a strange, almost-living program that offers him a shot at fame. With this system, Scott can live-stream his nightly antihero activities, gaining views and donations from fans all over the world. The catch? The more viewers he gets, the more heroines fall for him. Plus, with the growing fanbase, he earns rewards like money and powerful gear, boosting his chances of becoming the hero he’s always wanted to be! “Bahaha! The whole world is going to bow to me very soon!” He's not only wanted by the Hero Agency. He's not only wanted by mega-corporations. He's not only wanted by enemies he's destroyed. He's also wanted by superheroines! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/XRq3VeasqQ

*"Yet again," Lui Feng thought to himself as the countdown to the new year began. Japan had shown him nothing but hell during his short stay. As a Chinese man living in Japan, he simply did not fit in. *10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1* *"Happy New Year!"* Celebrations erupted around him. People hugged, kissed, and indulged in all sorts of intimate interactions, leaving Lui Feng standing awkwardly in the middle of it all. He forced a fake, embarrassed smile. he was the only one without a partner. "Fuck this," he muttered, slipping away before the loneliness could set in any deeper. After what felt like an eternity of walking, he finally reached his home. For four years, he had lived in this building. The walls were subtly cracked around the edges, the decorations were outdated, and the roof barely shielded him from Japan’s unforgiving weather. He checked his phone and let out a dry chuckle. *"Not like I expected anyone to wish me a Happy New Year,"* he scoffed before hurling his cellphone across the room. But the instant it left his hand, regret hit him, and he rushed to retrieve it, he couldn’t afford a replacement in his current situation. With a tired sigh, he collapsed onto his bed, letting exhaustion and frustration pull him into sleep.

Not All Secrets Are Truly Buried. Olivia Cohen is the only surviving child of a well-respected and influential man. Jairus McQueen is a man who overcame a tragic past to provide for himself and his sister. A night out went wrong, brought these two together. They're both from different worlds, but it's like they say, opposite attracts or something like that. They're both linked without even knowing that one night and encounter will reveal secrets, truth, and lies because things aren't that simple or black and white. Jairus simply wants to rebuild his life and eliminate the demons haunting his past. Olivia wants to be free of her sheltered life. Fate, however, wants to bring them together.

Shay Dexter Kull is, in simple turns, a Cockbite, he's foul-mouthed, about as nice as a cactus that's on fire, and arrogant to no end, but he makes up for it with outstanding combat ability and great improv skills, which caused him to attract the attention of Project Anatomy, a mysterious paramilitary organization that does not know how to treat new hires. fights and droplets of comedy ensue.

Here i am, chilling on my spot, at the usual desert, when I sudently realise that... I'm a freaking cactus! ///2 chapters a week, one on Wednesday and one on Sunday Hello everyone. I have big plans for my book's plot but there are also things I have yet to plan. I'm planning to come up with names, skills and even certain minor events as I write . As such, feel free to give me your input on things you'd like me to change and/or add to the book☺️. Thanks for reading, Dnhelo.

Kaito's ordinary life is shattered when he's suddenly transported to a mysterious new world. With no memory of how he got there, he must rely on his wits and the guidance of an enigmatic AI companion, Echo, to survive. As he navigates this unforgiving environment, Kaito discovers that he's not alone - and that the creatures of this world are far more deadly than he ever could have imagined. With his life hanging in the balance, Kaito must confront the secrets of his past and the mysteries of this new world if he hopes to stay alive.

No Plot Man: The Novel Meet Joe Average—except he’s not average at all. He’s the hero of a story with literally no plot. One day he’s fighting mutant squirrels for the last bag of chips; the next, he’s helping a talking cactus overthrow a penguin mafia. Armed with bad luck, worse timing, and a complete lack of sense, Joe stumbles through chaotic adventures that only exist because someone hit the “randomize” button too hard. Will he save the world? Who knows? Will it make sense? Absolutely not. No Plot Man: Because why have structure when you can have… whatever this is?

Picture this: a bunch of American outlaws, the kind who lent money to fellow criminals with a "robbery loan" interest rate, decide they want their cash back. But hold on to your spurs, because just as they're gearing up for a wild ride, they get a call from an anti-criminal organization. Yeah, you heard that right — these outlaws now have a side hustle working for the good guys! So, as they're mulling over whether to return the borrowed money or embark on a career change, boom! Foreign troops crash the American party like they're searching for the world's best hot dogs. Now, our reckless outlaws, the true connoisseurs of chaos, find themselves with a new mission: bring peace back to the land of the free. Enter Cooper Black, the modern American cowboy with a penchant for crashing criminal parties. He's not your typical cowboy; he's more likely to ride a motorcycle than a horse, and his arsenal of six-shooters has been upgraded to automatic assault rifles. Cooper spends his days attacking big mafia leaders, terrorists, and any troublemakers who dare disturb his afternoon nap. But wait, there's more! In between taking down bad guys, Cooper has hobbies that would make even the most seasoned daredevils raise an eyebrow. You can certainly expect this vigilante cowboy to be meticulously crafting miniature cactus gardens and hosting tea parties for his action figures, at home. Will Cooper and his ragtag gang of outlaws manage to reclaim their cash, complete the anti-criminal organization's missions, and kick those foreign troops out of the good ol' U.S. of A? Grab your popcorn and saddle up, partner—it's time for a rootin' tootin' adventure with Cooper Black, the cowboy who's wilder than a rodeo bull on roller skates!

It always starts as a "girl meets boy, boy meets girl" story when unbelieving Ray Carter meets Lily "The Stiff" McQueen, but after a drunken night of partying and an unexpected result in the school's "The List" popularity poll, it becomes an unexpected spark, a shot in the dark, in the good old, small town of Fram Hill. One is a rebel who wants to run away from the troubles of the past and his family name, and the other is an outsider, who wants to fit in. He is enchanted by her. She likes his best friend instead. She hates his guts but he is crazy about her. He resists. She insists. A tragedy will bring them closer together as they deal with high school, friends, family, and dreams. Their attraction is a start. Doubts creeping in, the cause of alarm. The past haunts them, a call to action. Will they come to each other's rescue? *Weekly Update: Mondays / Tuesdays **Book cover created using Canva SOCIALS TikTok: @themerrytroll YouTube: @themerrytroll Twitter: @TheMerryTroll Discord: Bones#7882 (themerrytroll on Webnovel) ***For inquiries/collaboration, please email mssuncheese@gmail.com.

The unexpected transmigration led her to a new path where she found her new-self with help of some amazing friends. The mystery must be unlocked for her to go back to her world. Fighting with dark energies as well as protecting the loved ones with her loving admirers, our handsome male lead. Join her in this journey to unlock the mystery by collecting the missing pieces.

Alam mo ba ang queen of the night Cactus? Isang uri ng cactus na namumulaklak lang tuwing gabi. Sabi nila kapag humiling ka habang namumukadkad ang bulaklak na yon Matutupad daw ang kahilingan mo. Pero di ako sure, kasi hindi kasi ako naniniwala sa ganun. Ang masasabi ko lang, nalulungkot ako sa cactus na iyon, kasi naappreciate lang siya kasi sa bulaklak na lumalabas lang tuwing gabi"

Lighting do be kinda thicc tho

A person dies and reincarnates, the story has been told many times. The main character dies and reincarnates into a world of fantasy and magic. What's the difference in this you say. The person has partial memory loss from their previous life and has no cheat like skill. They have to use their common sense, wits, and knowledge to survive in this world of fantasy, full of mythical beasts and legendary warriors. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention they are born into this world as a cactus.

It's the year 4227, The realm Eternal is in chaos. Its enemies are sharping their weapons to carve up the greatest empire to exist. Their only hope is a young plucked from the past to rebuild the greatest empire. Can he find love and wealth and power? Or will the wolves at the door come in and feast with the crows.

A typical fairy tale all of you might have heard of before, perhaps when you were young or perhaps when you were older. However, this story has a dark side to it.

This story follows a 17 year boy named Jacob Johnson and how his life changes when he finds out about the magic world. How does his best friend Marvin tie into the ongoing rebellion regarding magic? Will Jacob be able to finish high school while figure more about his friends and family?

A Single Glance is all I need ... How am I supposed to make you feel okay? When all you do is look the other way. I'm so selfish...But you make me feel helpless. I can't tell you how much I didn't wanna feel this way... I wish you understood.