Something Witty

Adulting is hard—especially when your love life is an absolute disaster. For Valkyrie Ross, an intelligent, career-driven woman who refuses to be a pushover, dating has been nothing short of a circus. From being peed on during a date (yes, really) to dodging a literal serial killer and enduring a foot-fetish enthusiast, she’s officially done with men. But then there’s him—the new guy at the office. He’s handsome, arrogant, and has an ego big enough to fill the conference room. Women seem to flock to him, and he knows it. He’s also just as defiant as she is, making every encounter between them an infuriating battle of wills. When she loudly declares her oath to swear off men, he sees it as a challenge. What starts as playful banter turns into something deeper—something either of them saw coming. Could the one man she’s determined to resist be the only one worth falling for? Full of laugh-out-loud disasters, sizzling chemistry, and unexpected twists, I swear off MEN, I promise!!! is a witty, romantic rollercoaster about love, life, and the unpredictable mess in between.

Emma Dee has it all: brains, beauty, and a career she loves. She is young, she’s living her best life—except for one small hitch. She doesn't have boyfriend!!! but she has a better plan: she’s going to have a baby her way. No dating disasters, no messy emotions just find the perfect sperm donor. Until she met William. Emma’s meticulously organized life starts to unravel when the maddeningly charming and unpredictable William stumbles into her world. Suddenly, her perfectly crafted plan doesn’t seem so perfect anymore. With her orderly life turned upside down, Emma is forced to confront the one thing she swore she didn’t need—love. In this witty, laugh-out-loud journey of self-discovery and unexpected twists, Emma learns that sometimes the best-laid plans are the ones you toss out the window. Will she stick to her solo mission, or is her heart about to rewrite the script? Smart, sassy, and delightfully unpredictable—this is a story about rewriting the rules and discovering what it really takes to have it all.

When Kael Draven, a curious and slightly naive adventurer, stumbles into the Eclipsed Archive, he meets Elyra Veylen, an elven archivist who has spent centuries tending to the archive’s secrets. Together with Lira Solwyn, a scholarly half-elf; Thorne Ironroot, a practical dwarf; and Zara Nightshade, a witty rogue, they embark on a quest to recover the missing pages of the Celestial Codex, a legendary tome that holds the key to preventing an impending catastrophe. As they explore the archive’s shifting sections and the dangerous pocket dimensions connected to it, the group uncovers ancient puzzles, magical creatures, and forgotten lore. Along the way, they form deep bonds, confront their fears, and uncover the truth about the archive’s origins and Elyra’s connection to it. But as they piece together the Celestial Codex, they realize that the archive is more than a repository of knowledge—it is a prison for an ancient, world-ending entity. In the end, the group must decide the fate of the archive and the world, learning that the true power of the Celestial Codex lies in the connections it fosters between people.

After the hard struggle of a post-80s Shen Feiyang, he met with a tragic car accident in his fifties. When he again opened his eyes, he did not see the white walls of a hospital, nor had he arrived at the netherworld. Instead, he had transmigrated into the body of the post-50s young girl, Shen Yunfang. He had transmigrated into an era where people could not get enough to eat or sufficient clothes to wear. Humph, such hardships could not defeat a wise woman who had battled through society for half her life. Watch as she, with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right, carries a chubby baby on her back and sings triumphantly along the way.

The Shadowmourne Chronicles follows a dark and mysterious journey across a fractured multiverse teetering on the edge of destruction. At its heart is a family of unlikely beings drawn together by fate: Jack, a hardened, magic-infused killer; Poe, a witty, calculating bloodhunter with his own hidden agenda; and Kol, an ancient dhampir in search of answers. These three are known as The Phantom Trio. As ideals, schemes, and magic and power collides, they navigate a world scarred by wars, ancient powers, and systemic forces. Their fates intertwined. The characters must confront not only each other, but their deepest fears, desires, and past sins, forging uneasy alliances and uncovering secrets that could reshape the very fabric of reality. In The Shadowmourne Chronicles, nothing is ever as it seems, and in the shadows, even the smallest flicker of light could mean the end of everything.

Battered, injured, jaded and marvellously wreaked. Luis Lee was one of the powerful ability users during the chaotic time of the apocalypse but that was until he found himself reincarnated in a magical world full of hunks and gorgeously powerful moon elves.  At that moment he thought, "Let's live a slow slutty life, (b)itches!" These long-eared hotties needed him for something and the new moon elf lord was determined to do nothing. However, an obnoxious system was added into the mix saying that he is reincarnated in a world of a book. System administrator: This world will usher an Apocalypse after a decade. So enjoy your stay (b)itch. Few days old moon elf lord: Will I ever get a proper rest? A story of a perverted soul who just wanted to get laid starts now. Author's Note: Bearers are another gender of the moon elves. They have PP but has the ability to 'bear children'. This concept is practically like an omegaverse- minus the heat. This is my first ever novel. :) The book cover is a commissioned art made by Kanl Art. Paid by the Author using all the love that the beloved readers gave to this book! Hihihi! Do not use without Author's permission. Contact me @ https://discord.gg/M6N3nDkA

In a world where the line between the living and the supernatural is thin, Adrian, a solitary and enigmatic figure, is thrust into a web of mystery and danger. His journey begins with a perilous mission to uncover the secrets of a long-abandoned city, one tainted by rumors of curses and ancient powers. The Ashweld Hollow—a place shrouded in death, lost memories, and dark forces—beckons as the first trial. Joined by a group of diverse companions, including the icy and elusive Maria, the battle-hardened Kael, and the witty Jax, Adrian must navigate both human treachery and supernatural horrors. Each step they take brings them closer to uncovering the truth, but not without sacrifice. As they journey deeper into the cursed city, Adrian finds himself questioning everything—his purpose, his companions, and even the shadows that seem to follow him. Every move is fraught with peril, and every answer raises more questions. But the Hollow holds more than just ghosts. Beneath its crumbling streets lies a power capable of reshaping the world itself. Adrian’s resolve is tested, and his past—hidden in the darkest corners of his mind—will come to the surface, threatening to destroy him from within. In a world where trust is scarce, and betrayal is always a breath away, Adrian must face the darkness—both external and internal—if he hopes to survive the Hollow’s embrace.

Is the day i Restarted my life. As a Hunter, To save the world from it's impeding doom.

Mia and Ethan are overwhelmed. Something is not right with their son. That something is not human.

"Jill!" Sheri whispered. Jill continues to give Sheri grief. Though, in all honesty Jill didn't care, nor did she have room to judge. Jill has done what Sheri is about to do once or twice. Maybe even three times by the time she's done with Anthony. Who knows what his status is? Don't care... But Jill could shamelessly say this, she's never blatantly seen a man's wife and still brazenly flirt with their husband. Sheri was on a whole new level of savagery, and Jill wasn't letting her best friend off the hook so easily. Jill thought to herself, the next time Sheri tries to act all innocent and poise to judge me, imma rub the dirt all up in her face. She continues to push Sheri’s buttons till she gets up to leave and go to the bathroom. Jill was getting ready to tell her to use the gel when unexpectedly, Sheri collides into the Governor. They were a whole tangled mess, Jill practically had to pull them apart before his wife came. The Governor was grateful for her intervention because even he realized he wasn't focused. Upon meeting the governor's wife, Jill was 100% sure, she did not like her. This self-important, condescending chick, made Jill simply want to backhand her. Her whole attitude was trash. She looked down at Sheri and Jill the whole time with fake greetings of kindness. But Jill matched her energy. Like b*tch, your not about to run over me. But Sheri... Practically became her yes girl. And Jill had to fall in line because it wasn't her fight. *** After the awful encounter with Monica, the Governor's wife, Jill got to work on making sure Sheri had a more prominent presence. The girls went to the bathroom, and Jill opened every stall to make sure no one was around. "What was that?!" Jill yelled. "I know right?! Absolute b*tch!" Sheri added. Jill wanted to smack Sheri. "No! You!" Sheri was confused. "You're not focused! When she came up to us all stank, you had no fight in you. You acted like a docile little girl. She said jump and you went 'how high?' Even I had to fall in line." Jill was so infuriated. "Oh...". Sheri said in recollection. "Listen that right there was a freebie. Monica is not about to think that's how things are gonna be moving forward." Jill declares. Sheri was silent but signaled she understood Jill continued as she paced the spacious restroom. "She's the one that had things she wanted to discuss with you, not the other way around. You should of let Monica know what day YOU were available instead of going along with what she choose!" "I know I just got nervous..." Sheri put her hand to her forehead. "Well that needs to be out of your system now that we have a vague idea of what she's about. When we go to the Governor's house, don't act all impressed, as if you've never been in a place like that before, and whatever she asks of you, tell her you need time to deliberate. She's not getting her answer right away." Jill looked at Sheri sternly. "You're right! I'm sorry!... I guess I felt bad about my behavior with her husband that I kind of submitted to her." Sheri admitted. "So are you gonna feel bad about the Governor's behavior too?!" Jill snapped "Takes two to tangle, And y'all was entangled!" "Jill... I don't know if I can be the type of woman that can mess with a married man..." Sheri lowered her head. Well what is she trynna say about me! Jill thought. *** Hey everyone, thank you for your interest in my book, this is my first time writing a story. Hope you enjoyed this excerpt. This is my original work and the setting is urban American. My characters are of African American, Caribbean, and Hispanic descent, so this book may have a different flavor from the more traditional stories on here, so feel free to comment if there are any slang terms or phrases you don't understand.

In Dong Yue Kingdom, the distinguished Jiang family suffers a downfall because of the Yong Ping duke manor. The only way to solve the problem is to destroy the Duke of Yong Ping and his eldest daughter who is the Empress. In order to defeat the empress, Master Jiang, the Duke of Anyuan's only daughter, the witty and intelligent Jiang Yunyao enters the imperial palace. Faced with challenges on every side, Yunyao must win the love of the Emperor and consolidate her power to fight the Empress. But, in the palace full of malicious women, will she be able to win the game?

Mikail Fremawan, someone who has always been followed by bad luck since he was a child, and the peak was when both of his parents died simultaneously before his own eyes. But the sudden appearance of the System changes everything, from wealth, power, glory, and... revenge; Mikail begins his steps to achieve all of that one by one. Witness his story of turning his misfortune into incredible good fortune. Mikail: There might be something wrong with my System, Isn't it? ------------ Hi, it's me here; this is my second book. This book is still connected to my other book, but it takes place on a different Earth, so Another Universe, maybe? The update schedule is still irregular because I'm still focusing on my other book, so... well, that's it; please enjoy!!

In a world where magic flows through celestial alignments, seventeen-year-old Lyra Nightshade discovers she's the last heir of the Astral Crown—a legendary artifact that bridges the mortal realm and the cosmic forces. As a scholarship student at the prestigious Celestial Academy of Magic, she struggles to hide her forbidden ability to manipulate starlight, a power that marks her as a potential threat to the current magical oligarchy. When ancient cosmic entities begin breaking through dimensional barriers, Lyra realizes her powers aren't just rare—they're necessary for humanity's survival. Alongside a brooding battle mage, a witty shapeshifter, and a mysterious professor with too many secrets, she must master her abilities while navigating political conspiracies, betrayal, and the dark truth behind her family's connection to the impending apocalypse.

**Synopsis of *Nael Supremium: Ascension of the Immortal Soul? Or Something Far Beyond*** Nael Supremium is no hero. He is a monster, cold, calculating, and indifferent to the world around him. Born from chaos, raised in darkness, and molded by betrayal and violence, he walks a path where every step is meticulously planned, and every action is weighed against its consequence. He carries a soul so powerful that it threatens to consume him, forcing him to seal his consciousness in a desperate attempt to contain the beast within. Yet, despite the nightmare he houses, he does not let it wreak havoc on the innocent. He controls it, distances himself from relationships and conflict, seeking only to maintain balance, to remain distant and cold in a world that demands more. When a transcendental being offers every soul a chance to enter a new reality, Nael’s cold, indifferent life takes an unexpected turn. Thousands of reincarnated, transmigrated, and divine beings enter universes of cultivation and magic, each guided by their own powerful systems, all fighting for power and supremacy. Yet, Nael has no interest in their games. His only goal is to transcend his existence, to break the limits of his soul and reshape his reality. For Nael, there are no allegiances, no noble pursuits—only the calm, precise execution of every move he makes. His system, enigmatic and mysterious, rewards him when he breaks boundaries—whether physical, mental, or existential. It is not a tool for instant success, but a means of testing his limits, of pushing him toward something beyond what is even conceivable. Alongside his best friend, a cultivator with the Emotion System, Nael advances, his cold resolve unwavering. But there are things in this universe he despises: those who manipulate others through power and deceit, those who use systems like NTR and heroine conquest to feed their desires. When they dare to touch what Nael values—even if it’s only a sliver—he reacts without hesitation. Nael is not vengeful; he does not obsess over petty revenge. His anger is simple, primal. If you push him past a certain point, his wrath will consume everything in its path. In that moment, even the devil would seem like an angel by his side. His actions are swift and without mercy, his judgment as cold as the heart of the monster he carries within. In a universe where bodies, souls, and destinies span from the immortal to the primordial, where divine children, legendary treasures, and otherworldly forces battle for supremacy, Nael stands apart. He is not here for glory, not for fame, and certainly not for the adulation of the weak. His only ambition is to transcend reality itself, to break the walls of the Omniverse and rewrite the laws that govern existence. *Nael Supremium: Ascension of the Immortal Soul? Or Something Far Beyond!* is a story that will take you to the edge of darkness, where mystery, power, and redemption intertwine in a journey unlike any other. A man who is no hero, no savior, but a force of nature who moves through the world with cold calculation and ruthless precision. In a world governed by destiny and divine laws, Nael is the one who refuses to bend. His soul is his only master, and if you dare to push him too far, you will learn that even the devil’s wrath pales in comparison to what lies within him. What is stronger: the destiny that governs all, or the soul that refuses to be controlled? **Comment from the author, NaelSupremium:** *"This is not a tale of redemption or heroism. It’s the story of a man who is a monster by choice, who battles the demons within himself while keeping the world at arm's length. He doesn’t need a system to define him. His path is his own, and if you cross him, it’s your end. No mercy, no second chances—just cold, calculated vengeance."*

Kaito is an apathetic teenager who's bored with everyday life and wishes for something new, something exciting or atleast something interesting to happen. That is until one day he receives a black envelope inviting him to join a series of games. Each game is hosted by an individual set of phobias that take on a physical form. All for the sake of one thing... a single wish.

Born with "trash talent" at the prestigious Nine Suns Academy, Liu Chen's fate changes when a near-fatal accident awakens his ability to see—and manipulate—the threads of destiny itself. But every change to fate comes with a price, and as Liu grows stronger, his debt to destiny deepens. Caught between ancient cultivator clans, a mysterious Heavenly Fate Cult, and three powerful women whose destinies are inexplicably intertwined with his own, Liu must master his newfound powers before the world's fate is rewritten. Yet in a game where every victory demands payment, can he forge his own path without sacrificing everything he holds dear? "Master of Shattered Fates" is a tale of defying destiny, where martial arts meets magic, and the power to change fate comes with a price that could cost more than just your life.

Every evening, I retreat to my corner of the café, a place where the world seems to pause, as I get absorbed in my world of literature and fiction. But tonight, the rain brought more than just the usual tranquility. As I sat with my book and coffee, a new presence shifted the silence. She entered, and with her, an unspoken conversation began. Something about this new silence has me very captivated, something new, something different.

kasam (ka.sam) Definition: vengeance; grudge Source: Indonesian Dictionary Fiona Ayshara Mardha, a 17-year-old new student at an elite school, harbors a deep grudge. She seems to know something... Something you believe no one else knows. Something that happened in this elite school and has been covered up

Hi everyone, Comrade here This is the collection of short stories I'm gonna write. It will be short so read it and give your honest reactions and feedback. . . . Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing

In a world where Hell has overflowed onto Earth, Mike, a rebellious and fiercely independent individual, finds himself on a perilous quest to reclaim the Angel's Helo, a powerful artifact that can restore balance to the universe. Joined by Luna, a shape-shifting wolf with a bubbly personality and a penchant for getting into trouble, Mike navigates the treacherous landscapes of Hell, battling demons, and confronting his own demons (literally!). As they journey deeper into the underworld, Mike and Luna encounter a cast of characters who aid or hinder their progress, including enigmatic figures with their own agendas and motivations. With Mike's determination and Luna's antics, they face numerous challenges, from fierce battles to witty banter, all while unraveling the mysteries of the Angel's Helm and the secrets of Mike's past. Will Mike and Luna succeed in their quest, or will the forces of Hell tear them apart? Dive into the world of GENEESSIS to find out _________________________________ NOTE: final chapter will be dropping on Tuesday 7th of January 2025

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

TRUE-TO-LIFE STORY I AM MICHAEL (Incarnate) I AM THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH THE LORD’S HIGH-RANKING OFFICER FATHER GOD'S CHILD

In a world brimming with dungeons and dragons, Elliot is an ordinary delivery man with an extraordinary job—he navigates perilous dungeons and delivers magical items to adventurers and mystical beings. Armed with his trusty enchanted satchel and a knack for witty commentary, Elliot’s days are filled with dodging goblin attacks, negotiating with grumpy wizards, and handling magical mishaps. As he juggles deliveries and encounters bizarre creatures, Elliot learns that even the simplest tasks can lead to grand adventures. "Dungeon Delivery Service: Leveling Up by Running Errands!" is a heartwarming and humorous journey through a realm where the mundane and the magical blend in delightfully unexpected ways.

Shortly after Lu Xun creates an alternate account in 'Heavenly Earth,' he transmigrates into this Xianxia style game and becomes a glorious NPC. He discovers that he has transmigrated to a time three years into the past. He originally plans to accumulate his strength and bide his time while idiotic players appeared in copious numbers. Planning to issue quests to them so that they would be of use to him, he never expects that he would encounter difficulties from the get-go. Now, the very first problem he has to face is... a 'female devil' who can't be easily described in a few words... "There's something wrong with this account!" Lu Xun exclaims.

In the not-too-distant future, world war 3 has happened, Earth faces an impending disaster. Humanity's days are numbered and as the planet rapidly deteriorates beyond repair, the people are split into two factions, the resource - rich GLOBAL UNION or GU - consisting of most of the USA and its allies - and the lesser-resourced INTERSTELLAR MOVEMENT or IMT - consisting of all the countries that did not side with the GU during the war. Following the GU's rapid colonisation of most of the solar system, including the terraforming of Mars, the ISF is compelled to quickly send out a few of their under-resourced numbers outside the solar system in search of potential habitable planets that they could also terraform and move to inorder to survive their impending extinction. The first exoplanet they send their very first, and only, group to is Proxima Centauri b. The responsibility of making this planet their new home falls upon the shoulders of the crewmembers of the starship Stardust, a colossal vessel built for interstellar travel that is under the command of Jardon, a middle-aged spaceship captain and self-proclaimed master of witty comebacks, and his AI assistant, Judy. However, fate soon shifts from their side as sometime after they near their destination, a catastrophic event cripples their ship and causes it to crash Land on the planet. At first, Proxima b appears surprisingly idyllic, with lush landscapes and vibrant colors. But then, this experience quickly turns sour when the crew of Stardust discover that they, much to their horror, are not alone on the planet.