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To keep it simple, and short, our protagonist was someone who couldn't use any magic in a world where everyone could. Until, an apple fell onto his head, and he remembered that he was a scientist in his previous life. To dismantle, analyze and synthesize is what he was known for, and exactly what he was going to do in this wonderful fantasy world where the laws of physics didn't matter. Bless be to the man who figured out the laws of magic instead. After all, what use is a fireball, when you can analyze, and dismantle it before it's even being cast?

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems ... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was known as "Dongyu Town Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Detective and Criminal Officer". Then, many funny stories happened!

Hachirou Suzuki, the only child of a family of servants, is a boy with no dreams or ambitions, the young man in fact dedicates most of his time to working as a butler for two important Japanese families: the Inoue family, big piece of the yakuza and the family Nakajima backbone of the country. But one day while he was working, he was summoned to what at first glance would not seem like "paradise". There he is assigned an important mission that will decide the fate of a world.

The origin of universe and being that gave birth to cycle of life and death created eight clan on oh the leader of the clan and a subject of God gave birth to a boy in the realm of humans and he happens to be gods favorite child/weapon

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Are you tired of lewd hentai stories, lame reincarnation and annoying system, stories which has no real depth and impact. Do you want more vivid character, a power system based on Hinduism, unexpected and mind-blowing plots, amazing detailed forshawing, amazing world buliding, quotes and philosophical values from Vedas, Bible, Quran etc.... Then I suggest you should try this as the everything single sentence in my story is peak masterpiece!!! JUST READ THE FIRST CHAPTER AND READY TO amaze BY IT'S MESMERIZING STORYTELLING ! *new chapter upload every Monday Wednesday Friday atleast for now...

This Story Will Followed Two Protagonist Called Shina, Kina And Hitoshi, Choga That Will Be Discovered Furthurer Into The Kama School Highschooler, And Other Places. They Will Be Finding An Puzzle Trought Out Their Advanture, Romance, And Funny Story, Dont Worry The Horror Element Is Still There, The Quoted here. "Trust On Yourself And You will be People or Someone You wanted" There will Be More Book In Future That Lored into The Story, The Story Will Be Continuesly And Even Chained To Other So You will Be Know What Happening in The Story. So Stay Tune in My Novel, I Will aplouded it Full Chapter. -Author: Kurnaun -illustrator: Navilhivil

A newly birthed child is akin to a pure white sheet. And if someone had to badmouth about their behavior, it should be towards the parents because after birth it is up to the parents to navigate their children on the road of life. They paint their child with their ideology , thought's , emotion and sometimes dream. So how a child grows up depends on the environment and their parents. ••••••• Quotes: “One must prepare themselves to be embarrassed if they want to embarrass someone.” “One must deceive themselves to deceive others.” “Everyone wears a mask to hide themselves from the world.” •••••• Submitting this for the webnovel spirity awards 2024. Please support me. Thank you. [Warning. Mature content. sensitive content.] [This is fiction so don't take it seriously and just enjoy.]

In the Divine world, the continents are in constant struggle for resources and land, among them Cheng Yu, the emperor of a small empire, and his wife are ambushed by the princes of their continent. Now that his soul has connected with a 15-year-old boy, having passed more than 1,000 years, he will rise again to recover everything that was taken from him.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Celeste stood at the beach, feeling his presence behind her. She swallowed nervously. It was now or never; these four years of one-sided love were going to end today. "Marcello, I want you to know I'm in love with you. I was going to endure it, but I can't. Marcello, I want to be yours, so please give me a chance," she shouted, turning around with tears in her eyes as she quickly hugged him. "Please, Marcello, I can't do this anymore. I know it sounds crazy, but I have always loved you," she said, burying her face below his chest. Lorenzo froze. He had received an anonymous message meant for his brother Marcello and had come in his place, thinking it was a threat. He had not expected to see a lady by the beach. She looked so delicate and dream-like, with the way the moon glistened on her alabaster skin and raven black hair, which looked like it had silver streaks when it flowed in the evening breeze. The soft dress swirled around her, sometimes billowing around her too. She was a siren, and he was enchanted by her beauty. He stood staring as she confessed her feelings, his body coming alive from her touch. She hugged him tightly, like a lover scared to let go, but the name on her lips wasn't his; it was his brother's—Marcello. ________ Celeste confesses her love to Marcello, her first love, but in a shocking twist, she discovers she actually poured her heart out to his older twin, Lorenzo whom she suddenly found herself growing attached to. Lost in the pool of a complicated web of emotions, Celeste must choose between her original feelings for Marcello and her growing connection with Lorenzo that must satisfy her heart and at the same time not cause a riff between both brothers. Meanwhile, Marcello's heartbreak and sense of betrayal threaten to destroy the brothers' relationship which had proven to be as hard as a rock for years. Will Celeste find true love with Marcello or follow her heart to Lorenzo? Can the brothers forgive each other and themselves if she were to make an unfavorable decision to either or both of them? This book is a romantic drama about family, love, and betrayal, where the lines between true love and first love are blurred.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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“Youth is the hope of the future,” a resonant quote among Filipinos, attributed to national hero Jose Rizal. How accurate are these words for generations gone by? Senior High, the last stage for high school. It differs from other grade levels, which aim to prepare students like Adrian Cabanas for the future. With only two years remaining in high school, how will Adrian navigate challenges during his Senior High days? Teacher, classmate, or family–amidst looming problems, Adrian's only thing he can do is to review and improve for his future.

Take one crazy quirky girl and a whole bunch of funny dorky queens (and nerds), Mix with a drop of fashion and... Garnish with a jar full of trouble = DISASTER!!!!! All it takes to homecoming is a committee of weirdly crazy ambitious fashion queens(and nerd) a glorious matchmake made from heaven, a totally gorge jock and one mean witch. When the event planning committee made of sworn besties, cool Dawn, Silly Shayna, Dorky Clarissa, Nerdy June and creative quirky team leader, Summer gets the big break to organize homecoming for the very first time... and for pay... everything's all colors and rainbows. what could possibly go wrong? EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Summer diaries is a central upbeat Teen/YA fiction novel told from the funny hilarious perspective of high school dork, Summer Scotts and her tales of wild crazy adventures with her wild adventurous friends, Shayna, Charlize, June and dawn. together, they make up the EPC, an event planning committee. things are all colors and rainbows and star dust when they land the hit deal of organizing homecoming. however, with problems like June's crush madness on the roll, a witch in Gabbana and Gucci heels and a cutie in blonde and leather jackets, will homecoming be their best night of all, or would it all go down the drain?

Just...quotes of live

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS."

Life of man who is socially depressed got mail from unknown philosopher. When i wrote this story i thought why human exist and makes their lifes so hard for themselves its just story that makes every person find their inner feelings and motivation become better person

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

After the death of its previous owner, the resort falls into the hands of Aric soon discovers that the resort soon learns it caters to divine and immortal beings, not mere mortals. As Aric navigates this new reality, he finds himself accompanied by his dedicated secretary, Daji, and the resort's enigmatic event manager, Sun Wukong. Together, they embark on a thrilling adventure filled with enchanting guests, supernatural occurrences, and unexpected challenges. As Aric grapples with the overwhelming responsibility of managing a haven for gods, goddesses, and mythical creatures, he must learn to cater to their otherworldly needs while uncovering the secrets of his family's legacy. With tensions rising and supernatural events unfolding, the trio must work together to navigate the complexities of their unique guests and protect the resort from those who would exploit its magic. In this extraordinary journey, Aric, Daji, and Sun Wukong will redefine their understanding of power, duty, and the true nature of immortality—all while learning what it means to be mortal in a world where the divine and mundane collide.

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

My name is Arlo Templeton. Just a guy trying to live a life where I can forget my past. In a world where mages wield magic to showcase their power and advanced technology commands Cybers robots, hovering cars, and Ray Guns to reign supreme, I am an outsider. It feels like I’ve stopped moving forward while time relentlessly marches on. Hope is a word that can propel us forward or leave us lying down. But in this chaos, hope alone cannot grant someone peace. We need something greater to confront our adversaries. It's as if something hears my pleas, as usual, when I visit the cave to mine Voidstone, surrounded by Cybers. Suddenly, the cave exploded, crushing me to death. But death didn’t come. Instead, I found myself back at that morning. Then, I gained System ability. Now what? Do I live in regret anymore? I've lost too much in my life—my family, my ambition, my peace, my happiness. I’m afraid that if I move forward, I'll lose even more in the future. Will this system save or kill the people I want to protect? [Arlo Templeton - Game Over]

Life is funny, You thought you had escaped somewhere so far nobody would find you, But actually, you never escaped at all.

Throughout my journey into adulthood I had many crushes and many funny stories. SOME are more memorable than others. Like the first crush,the first love letter.