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Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Nueva novela "Tiembla, Grandes Seres del Universo" está siendo serializada actualmente~ De la noche a la mañana, una diosa culinaria hermosa se convierte en la despreciada Pequeña Estrella del Desastre Una casa en ruinas con tres habitaciones, un padre discapacitado, una madre débil y dos hermanas menores flacas que cuidar ¿¡Qué?! ¿Su madre tuvo tres hijas solo porque era dura con la vida de sus hermanos? ¿Su padre cayó del techo y ha estado postrado en cama durante medio año, solo porque ella estaba jugando con barro cerca? —Ella llama a sus abuelos una vez, y al instante uno cae enfermo y el otro tiene un accidente; incluso los hijos queridos de la familia de su Tío se ahogan con su comida porque ese día resulta ser su cumpleaños. —¡Humph! —El Tío podría tolerarlo, ¡pero la Tía no! —Si no muestro mi poder, ¿me tratarán todos como a Garfield el gato? —¿Creen que por cinco taeles de plata, pueden venderme a un enfermizo débil para tener buena suerte? —Bueno, ya que soy la Pequeña Estrella del Desastre, ¡convertiré vuestra casa en una zona de desastres! —¿Quieren vender a su hermana a un hogar adinerado para que se convierta en esclava o criada? —Ella grita, agarra un cuchillo carnicero, lucha contra los demonios que encuentra y mata a los fantasmas que enfrenta. Desde entonces, su reputación como una fiera salvaje se extiende por todo el pueblo. —Que así sea si soy salvaje. —Por el bien de mis seres queridos, me convierto gustosamente en la Señora Cocinera Salvaje. Con mis excelentes habilidades culinarias, abro un restaurante, me convierto en una chef de primera, desarrollo nuevas recetas, capturo los corazones de los amantes de la comida e incluso encuentro nuevas maneras de hacer una gran fortuna, llevando a toda mi familia a la riqueza y un mejor nivel de vida. —En cuanto a esos parientes descarados que lamen sus caras y regresan a reconocer el parentesco, ella les da una dulce sonrisa, les hace un adiós con la mano: Que tengan buen viaje. —El papel de desheredación ya está enmarcado y colgado en la pared. —En cuanto a los hombres, bueno, hasta mi hermanita lo sabe: —Ser guapo no llena el estómago. —Un hombre que gana dinero, mima a su esposa, y sigue las tres obediencias y las cuatro virtudes es un cuñado de primera calidad. —Declaración seria: —Este artículo es puramente ficticio. —Por favor, no imiten ningún argumento, comportamiento, acción, etc. —Valoren su vida y vivan bien~

En un mundo donde los Lycans y los hombres lobo son enemigos jurados, Eve Valmont es una loba hombre lobo maldita por una profecía y enmarcada. Traicionada por su propia manada y encarcelada durante años, su destino toma un giro más oscuro cuando es ofrecida al Rey Lycan, Hades Stavros, un gobernante temido por sus conquistas despiadadas y su destreza mortal. Atada por una antigua profecía y perseguida por los fantasmas de su pasado, Eve ahora está a merced del único ser que debería odiar y temer más—El Mano de la Muerte mismo. Hades, un rey tallado de sangre y la decadencia de su propia alma, determinado a vengar la masacre de su familia y librar a su gente de los hombres lobo. Cree que Eve es la clave para su victoria. Para él, ella no es más que un arma anunciada por la profecía, una herramienta que empuñará para destruir las fuerzas opuestas que amenazan a su manada. Sin embargo, se encuentra anhelando a esta mujer poderosa pero rota. Dejándole preguntarse si realmente es su arma o la destinada a desentrañar sus cuidadosos planes. Se acercó a mí, un depredador cerrando en su presa, sus ojos oscuros e inescrutables. ¿Así que te ríes?", dijo su voz, baja, peligrosamente suave, haciendo que los pelos en la nuca se erizaran. Tragué saliva, de repente consciente de lo difícil que se había vuelto respirar. "Hades, yo—" "Pero solo te ríes de las bromas de otros hombres", interrumpió, su mirada penetrante, desprovista de cualquier humor. "No de las de tu esposo." La acusación en su tono era aguda, cortando el aire entre nosotros. Una risa nerviosa se escapó de mí. "No puedes estar hablando en serio... Él es tu beta, por el amor de la Diosa." En un instante, él cerró la distancia entre nosotros, tan rápido que me dejó sin aliento. Sus manos agarraron mi cintura, atrayéndome contra su cuerpo, el calor de él haciendo que mi piel hormigueara. Jadeé, pero antes de que pudiera decir una palabra, sus labios se estrellaron contra los míos, reclamando mi boca con una fuerza que envió ondas de choque a través de mí. El beso era castigador, hambriento, no podía respirar, no podía pensar. Cuando finalmente se alejó, temblaba, mi pecho subía y bajaba mientras luchaba por recuperar el aliento. Sus ojos, oscuros y tormentosos, buscaban los míos con una intensidad posesiva. "No necesito tu risa", susurró, su voz un peligroso raspado mientras sus dedos se deslizaban hacia abajo, enviando un escalofrío por mi espina dorsal, "pero vendrás con mis dedos." Tembé, un calor se acumulaba bajo en mi vientre ante sus palabras, su toque. El mundo a nuestro alrededor se difuminó, desapareciendo en la nada mientras su mano se deslizaba más bajo, arrancando de mis labios un jadeo entrecortado. La mirada en sus ojos me decía que sabía exactamente lo que me hacía, y no se podía negar la conexión primaria entre nosotros en ese momento. "No necesito tu risa", murmuró contra mi piel, su aliento caliente en mi cuello. "Tendré cada otra parte de ti en su lugar."

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Una carrera nocturna cambió la vida de Aila para siempre después de verse envuelta en una batalla entre lobos y cazadores. De repente es secuestrada por dichos cazadores y descubre secretos sobre su pasado y su futuro mientras se embarca en un viaje para descubrir quién o qué es realmente. Los problemas surgen uno tras otro cuando finalmente escapa del agarre de los cazadores, solo para ser acogida por el feroz Alfa de la Manada Luna Creciente de Plata. A diferencia de la mayoría que le temen, Aila desafía su autoridad en cada paso del camino mientras aprende más sobre ella misma y sobre el dominante y posesivo Alfa que intenta reclamarla. ¿Chocarán las cabezas en una batalla de voluntades, o podrán trabajar juntos y ayudar a mantener el mundo oculto de las criaturas a salvo de los cazadores? Únete a Aila en su viaje de redescubrimiento, ama, ríe y llora con ella en esta novela romántica intensa y llena de acción. ---- Ganador del Nivel Oro en el Concurso de Escritura de Prompts #161 - Cambiaformas. ------ *** ADELANTO *** [ CONTENIDO MADURO ] —Mírame aquí arriba, Aila —dijo él bruscamente; su voz dura hizo que ella lo mirara a los ojos, y de inmediato quedó atrapada bajo su mirada fría como piedra. No pudo apartar los ojos de los de él mientras él se acercaba más a ella, sus movimientos lentos como si estuviera listo para saltar sobre ella, su presa. Sin pensarlo, se levantó de su posición, preparada para huir, pero él la agarró y le sujetó las manos contra la cama. Él movió su rodilla hacia adelante, separando las piernas de ella que solo resistieron un segundo antes de permitir la entrada de su rodilla. La empujó lentamente en el lugar entre sus muslos, haciéndola jadear por el contacto repentino. —¿Te gusta desobedecerme, Aila? —gruñó él; Aila estaba confundida por un momento hasta que recordó cuán fácilmente desafió sus órdenes. ¿Todavía estaba realmente enojado por lo de antes? Pero cuando buscó una respuesta en su rostro, pronto la encontró. Definitivamente estaba enojado por lo de antes. —Para ser honesta, sí. Te pone en tu lugar —Aila sonrió con ironía cuando encontró sus ojos ardientes. Él bajó su rostro más cerca del de ella, la presión de su rodilla entre sus piernas aumentó, haciéndola morder su labio inferior. —Respuesta incorrecta —gruñó él antes de morderle el labio apartándolo de sus dientes. ----- *AVISO* CONTENIDO MADURO: Violencia Gráfica Lenguaje Fuerte Contenido Sexual Abuso -- 【 Volumen 1: Completo】 【 Volumen 2: Completo】 【 Volumen 3: PRÓXIMAMENTE- Agosto 2024. #EnemigosAmantes #QuímicaCaliente #TócalaYMuere 】 -- Si estás disfrutando de la historia, por favor vota con una piedra de poder, deja comentarios y una reseña! -- Imagen de Portada: Encargada por @if._art Mi Instagram: @kelly_starrz Mi nuevo servidor de discord: https://discord.gg/MHMdRRqUYa

Embark on the familiar tales of childlike wonder , imagination and never growing up!!! Here in Mythlandia , one of your familiar fairytales also happens here. Somewhere , a place in Mythlandia called Piedras Platas [A nation full of steampunk advancements]. Here we visit the focus of the "London Household" where we follow Wendy the eldest and her younger brothers John and Michael. Get On and soon we can go and meet Peter Pan back to the familiar yet fresh take on Neverland!!!!

Elio no tiene tiempo, el reloj de arena empezó a correr; sin aliados y conviviendo con el enemigo en un cuerpo que no es suyo, tiene que buscar la manera de derrocar un reinado para poder regresar a su mundo sin perder la cabeza en el camino. Ahora, en un lugar del que solo ha leído, Elio quedó en medio de una guerra entre dos clanes por el trono. Divido entre el amor y salvarse, Elio debe decidir si vale la pena dejarse llevar por una atracción prohibida. A él solo le queda guiarse de lo que ha leído del libro "Reyes de Oro y Plata", sin imaginarse que todo empezó a fluir de manera errónea desde que Elio Reyes cayó en ese mundo. ¿Logrará terminar con todo antes de que el reloj deje caer su último grano de arena? ××××××× #Comienzo lento. Me gusta más desarrollar a mi prota antes de meterlo en problemas. #Enemies to lovers, amor prohibido, romance trágico. ¡¡Sí a todo!! #PROMETO MUCHA ACCIÓN Y PODERES. #Es un slow burn, quedan advertidos.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

TEMPORADA 4 disponible el 05 Octubre 2024 (sábados 11:00 pm) Temporada 4 (RESUMEN) necesito estar contigo en mis últimos dias-- Luis entiéndeme yo no quiero estar contigo yo soy muy feliz con mi novio-- Nilo / / / / _________________ / / / / ________________ / / / / ~hermano no me quiero morir porfavor ayúdame pídele dinero a Lucas para mi tratamiento- Omar ~hermano ya no tengo nada que ver con el pero por ti voy hacer lo posible- Nilo / / / / ________________ / / / / _________________ / / / / •yo no soy tu papa!!- Toño •que es lo que estas diciendo papá- Nilo •tu verdadera familia son millonarios y ellos te esta buscado todo el tiempo- Toño >>>>>>>> RESUMEN TEMPORADA 1 Hola yo soy Nilo y está es mi historia, un día como cualquier día conocí a Lucas un joven muy apuesto de primero todo está muy bien pero de pronto todo empieza a mal mi mamá muere y La familia de Lucas nos quiere separ en primer lugar Rebeca y después conozco a Mateo a mi nuevo novio ¿Con cuál me quedo? TEMPORADA 2 debido a unos problemas empecé a salir con Luis pero Luis es un chico muy raro y hace lo posible para que yo no vea a Lucas pero el me sigue gustando y quiero llevar nuestra relación más allá porque me pasa esto ami: Lucas que paso: **** Nilo está en coma: dice Lucas llorando ¿Que pasara? TEMPORADA 3 después de que Nilo está en coma Lucas decide volver con su ex Hilda Miguel se canas de que Omar ya no se preocupe de el y nadamás se preocupa de su hija que está en coma TEMPORADA 4 RESUMEN MUY PRONTO CONTINUARA..... TEMPORADA. CAPITULOS (1). (8) (2). (8) (3). (10) (4). (0)

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

Lacey Taregan, una mujer lobo de la Manada de Plata, está cansada de que su familia la trate mal, a pesar de ser una princesa de pertenecer a la familia real. Es una guerrera por derecho propio y anhela ser aceptada y respetada. Julien Grey es el Alfa de la Manada de la Cosecha Lunar. No es cualquier Alfa, sino que… el más poderoso del mundo. Tras haber sido decepcionado, opta por un matrimonio arreglado, uno que reforzará su alianza con la Manada de Plata. Dio su corazón una vez y no tiene intención de volver a darlo... nunca. Pero un encuentro fortuito con unos lobos salvajes podría cambiarlo todo. ¿Aprenderán a llevarse bien por la manada, o lo perderán todo a manos de los salvajes, amenazando su existencia? En un choque de orgullo y poder, ¿podrán dos criaturas fuertes bajar la guardia y abrir sus corazones? «La compañera del Alfa» es una historia creada por Theresa Oliver, autora de eGlobal Creative Publishing.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

Me olvide de todo... Mis recuerdos quedaron bloqueados, tal vez por mi mismo, pero ahora me arrepiento. Siento que allí, entre toda esa bruma amarga, quedó algo que necesito, algo fantástico. Algo que, creo, me devolvería la vida, aunque también pueda quitármela. ¡Ve! y no regreses sin ellos. Que mis leones te cuenten todo lo que necesites saber. Que te revelen quién soy en verdad. Que te muestren incluso aquello que yo no logro ver. Que te entreguen la verdad, aunque a veces pueda estar disfrazada sobre mentiras. Que te den aquello que a mi no me quieren dar. Tal vez esta sea la única forma en la que me conozcas, porque ni yo creo hacerlo.

Me encuentro en un bosque enorme o eso creo, no encuentro la salida y la neblina siempre está presente, es tan densa que ni puedo ver a detalle mi alrededor, sin importar cuanto grite, nadie viene en ayuda y gritar me da miedo, que se acercara si escuchan mi grito de auxilio, estoy herida, estoy perdida y necesito ayuda, alguien, quien sea, ayúdeme.

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it

A man who struggled and lived on earth reincarnated in a new world. When he was trying to become a county official, he was conscripted as a labor disciple from a cultivation sect. The novel is Xuanhuan type and written in first-person view. MC's past, his view on the world, his experience, and his way of life are described by adding some Memes in the Mix. Unlike the usual things that happened in Xuanhuan novel, MC doesn't have a cheat, Op Hax's ability, or Golden finger. Memes wouldn't be explicitly revealed for readers' enjoyment to find out themselves. Au Note, Meme songs would be properly revealed with (the singer - original song). I wrote this novel for readers who love Cultivation fantasy stories but are bored to see the usual cliche event.

Our mc Karl is a soldier serving as an engineer he is deployed in the conflict of the middle east he is a gamer a history nerd and avid reader of webnovel he is german-american ancestry When he is deployed he is tasked by his superior officers To build a fob (forward operation base) in the middle of butt fuck nowhere of course he is pissed Karl: man wtf is the high command thinking Building a fob in butt fuck nowhere *grumbles* *distand noise* Karl,: what is that must have been the wind he then hear a whistling sound and the alarm at the fob blaring Karl: oh fuck he shout he then scream enemy attack get down! Karl eun searching for cover Alas he is very unfortunate a stray bullet hit him in the leg and a mortar round heading he looks up at the sky and see a mortar shell Heading towards him in slow motion his live passed before his very eyes then he remembered a meme im used to be a Oblivion guard: im used to be a adventurer before i take an arrow to the knee It make him chuckles alas it is over he thought Maybe im gonna go get isekaid or something That is his last thought before his body is being shredded to a blodied swiss cheese You want to know more read it thats it

Just as any other days when 20-year-old Hans along with his friends play War Thunder in their custom match with all kind of mods they installed for more fun stuffs. Suddenly, during the fun, a portal appears at the D point where our stupid boiz decided to go through. And here comes their interesting new adventures! Author: this is my second try, I decided to discard the first one, I don't know but through time my ideas built up for the main characters started to be so cringe and boring that I had to stopped. So I start a new one with more fun and memes in it. And English is my second language so errors are expected. Btw enjoy my new book, it means for fun! And don't forget to check out my same novel on Wattpad! (It has pictures and memes there) DISCLAIMER: War Thunder belongs to Gaijin, not me! And any other references in this book also belong their respective owner!

A deity who works in a company but always attacks with gossip. Zelena Henderson, as a single mother, no one believes she's 30 years old when she looks younger than her age. Gossips circulate her apartment building, saying she gave birth to her twin when she was 15 and now dating random men in the city. However, she only shrugs her shoulder. Why would she care about this kind of gossip? No one knew her story. All she lives for is to survive and offer comfort to her twins, the center of her life: Janus and Aisha. For her, mortals are just ignorant of making up stories, not knowing who she is behind a MASK. • • • ZELENIA, Goddess of Moon. Violating the PRIESTESS SYSTEM, she did not regret a single thing. However, she must run away from the Celestial Universe to keep her children by her side. Living in the human world, she struggled to fit in, and she crosses people whose habit is to judge other lives... As time passes by, Zelenia grows fond of and loves the mortals. Meeting different Earthen individuals, she admires their capabilities to survive without having magic or power like the one she possesses. However, there is a reality she cannot hide from forever, but she has to face it. Excerpt: "Janus, Aisha... Let's go. It is time to meet your father," I told my children. Janus rides his Familiar, Lionel, and Aisha does the same with her Familiar, Sora. I wield my sword; a portal opens toward Niflheim Mountain, and tens fold of thousands of Dark Armies are waiting for me as I announce my arrival. * * * ENTRY to WPC 121: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SINGLE PARENTHOOD (Winner of Bronze Tier) Ongoing Novels: HIS CONTRACTUAL MISTRESS BURNING PASSION MY STUBBORN MISTRESS Follow me on Instagram and Facebook Page for videos, memes, and photos of the characters! instagram.com/eliseelleneth facebook.com/elise86elleneth Discord: https://discord.gg/8Uq28ef Happy Reading! (Disclaimer: Art credits to the owner. Found it on Pinterest. ^_^)