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I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

> In a world where demon outbreaks tear through cities like wildfire, only the elite Rankers stand between chaos and annihilation. Anya, known as the Ice Queen, is cold, brilliant, and battle-hardened beyond her years. Leading Unit-7, she lives by the blade and hides behind silence. But when a mission goes wrong, and she’s forced to shield an innocent child with her own body, a mysterious boy named Dev appears from nowhere—his timing perfect, his aura unknown, and his presence... unsettling. From cursed zones to tangled emotions, Anya’s world begins to fracture—and within the ashes, something stirs. What happens when fire touches ice? “Ashes of the Void” is a fast-paced anime-style fantasy drama filled with demon battles, squad bonds, emotional awakenings, and sparks of romance. Perfect for fans of Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer, and Jujutsu Kaisen.

RIFTWALKER: The Rise of the Successor By Atharva_Srivastava When monstrous Rifts began tearing through reality and devouring entire cities, humanity’s only hope became the Riftwalkers—elite hunters awakened to enter the chaos and fight back the darkness. Alan is one of the youngest and strongest Rank V Riftwalker— a prodigy with a haunted past and a fire that refuses to burn out. Ever since a Rift took his family, he's fought not just to survive… but to protect. Now, alongside his childhood friends Levi and Reika, Alan dives deeper into the most unstable Rift zones, where death waits at every corner — and something far worse is waking. Within the deepest Rifts lie ancient divine trials, hidden from all but the chosen few. To overcome them, one must prove not strength, but sacrifice. Courage. A heart that still believes — even when the world turns to ash. As the boundaries between light and dark blur, Alan is forced to confront a legacy buried in myth… and a power destined to either save the world — or end it. Riftwalkers is filled with mystery ,dark secrets, betrayals and unexpected plot twists. If you like Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling , or Attack on Titan, this is your next obsession!!

From the outside, Hannah Summerfield looks like your average office lady; always complaining about her boss to Rebecca, her best friend and co-worker, never being late to or from work, and preferring to spend her weekends at home binge-watching her favorite drama series on Netflix. But she has a secret that she doesn't want to reveal to anyone other than Rebecca, including Richard Clark, her boyfriend and CEO of the company where she has worked for years. She didn't want Richard to know her other identity as Scarlett, owner and most popular dominatrix of the biggest BDSM club in town. The question is, how long will she keep it hidden from Richard, who starts to get suspicious of her and thinks that she is having a romantic relationship with another man behind his back?

Title: The Book of Whispers Genre: Supernatural Horror / Dark Fantasy Tone: Raw, Atmospheric, Unnerving Synopsis: Lena Carter never wanted the book. Her estranged grandfather’s final package—a worn leather-bound volume titled The Book of Whispers—came with one instruction: "Burn it. Do not open it." She ignored him. From the moment she flipped it open, everything changed. The pages held death premonitions… in her handwriting. And when her coworker Jenna died exactly as described, Lena's world fractured. The book isn’t dead paper. It’s aware. And it’s chosen her to be its new Keeper. Now pursued by the skeletal figure called the Last Witness, Lena races to uncover the book’s dark lineage—tracing back to a 12th-century monk who sealed away a shadow deity within its pages. Every previous Keeper gave in, bartering lives to delay their own demise. Lena won’t surrender that easily—until the book begins warping the world around her. - People vanish or return... wrong. - Mirrors whisper secrets. - Her name appears in the margins—next to “deceased.” Her sole companion? Mira, an ex-Keeper who’s seen too much and still bears the scars. Together, they run to Romania, back to where it all began. But the more Lena uncovers, the darker the truth becomes: The curse didn’t start with the book. It runs through her veins. And the shadow god? It’s been waiting for her. --- Why This Will Haunt You: - Gothic Overtones: Forgotten monasteries, dripping walls, and a monster that lives in silence and glass. - Mind Games: Memory, identity, and time twist until Lena no longer knows who she is. - Hard Choices: Would you doom a stranger—or yourself—to live another day? - Unpredictable Turns: Just when the rules feel clear, the book turns them inside out. Perfect for readers who loved: The Library at Mount Char, House of Leaves, and Netflix’s “The Haunting of Hill House.” --- Status: Ongoing (100+ chapters planned) Updates: 14 chapters weekly Crack the cover if you dare… but don’t whisper its name. It hears everything. ---

In a world where Jujutsu sorcery has nearly vanished, and the strongest sorcerers lie buried beneath centuries of curses, one boy remains: Soya Gojo — the last bearer of the Six Eyes, born with the name of legends but cursed with broken vision. Years after Gojo Satoru’s death, Japan is plagued by horrific new curses called Jinmen — human-faced beasts born from shattered humanity. Sorcerers are few, hope is fading, and the ancient institutions that once protected the world lie in ruins. Soya, still just a student, fights to uphold his family’s legacy — not out of pride, but purpose. He believes the Jujutsu Age must endure, even if his Six Eyes no longer function as they once did. With fragments of Gojo’s vision and a new, unstable power of his own, Soya walks a tightrope between salvation and self-destruction. He is not alone. Riku, a quiet boy with terrifying potential hidden behind kindness. Hayate, a corrupted soul wielding a curse that eats away at everything — even his humanity. Megumi Fushiguro, a lone survivor still chasing the light Gojo once embodied. As the Jinmen evolve, and Domains twist into surreal nightmares, a greater mystery unravels — the rise of a blue-haired man, who creates cursed humans and moves like a ghost across history, manipulating the battlefield behind the scenes. At the edge of this dying era, sorcerers must ask: Is the revival of Jujutsu worth the blood it demands? And if Soya, with broken Six Eyes, cannot see the future clearly... who will? “The era of Jujutsu isn’t over. Not yet.”

#Synopsis: ------------------------------------------------------ In the far future the planet earth is full, and thanks to 3 key technologies, genetic manipulation, cryosleep, and advanced space engines, humanity builds deep space spaceships and launch themselves to the unknown confines of space to forge a new future away from home. Follow our young engineer Erik as he starts on his first job at the young age of 60 years old in future earth where humans will live hundreds of years, he will reach an unknown place with his spaceship by accident and to survive he will have no choice but to explore alien structures and hunt dangerous monsters to get stronger, making alliances with the locals in more than friendly terms sometimes. ------------------------------------------------------ The protagonist is a young 60 years old "young" engineer, he's easy-going and a good guy, he's been trained so he will know what he's doing most of the time, in "Chapter 1 - A New Beginning" he will explain more, as a human from the future where bodies are just flesh containers, he's fairly openminded (kinda like "Altered Carbon" from Netflix, but different, you can go one day to a genetic center, pay, and get inside a liquid tank and then, the next time you open your eyes your body has already changed, then you get your ticket and go home just like that, but combat modifications would be regulated). ------------------------------------------------------ Hi, NirvanaPenguin here, suggestions on the story are welcome, this is a book I'm gonna write for fun and to get better at writing in preparation for a story I will start next year. ------------------------------------------------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/WPM7a4Dp4J Reddit: www.reddit.com/user/NirvanaPenguin/ Twitter: @NirvanaPenguin Post a review if you liked the book to help me get exposure, thanks. Wanna send me a tip? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nirvanapenguin https://www.paypal.me/NirvanaPenguinBooks QR: https://i.ibb.co/0mt2RpJ/Nirvana-Penguin-Books-QR-TIPS.jpg ------------------------------------------------------ A quick heads-up about the tags: tags: FirstContact, alien, mystery, technology, AI, DesignedIntelligence, Waterworld, ARK, cooking, hunting, gathering, KingdomBuilding, alliances, leviathan, genetics, FromWeakToStrong, AlienReproduction, lewd, r18, genderswap, Futanari, HappySex, genetics, teaching, mechanics, FuturisticTechnologies, weakToStrong, cautiousProtagonist. ------------------------------------------------------ Dialog Settings: '...' --> mental dialog "..." --> out loud dialog [...] --> voice inside his head but it will be clear during the book, the story might be slow for some, but i didn't wanna do a "10 years later" kinda crap and then strong to go explore, but he will slowly get there. The book cover was drawn by myself(not the background though), I will try to make or pay someone to make a cooler one in the future though. ------- Spoiler?: Inspiration for the octopeople. - Asari from Mass Effect. - sea horses. - subnautica all beings reproduce that way.

Jin Kuroya was just a sharp-tongued delinquent with nothing to lose—until the night a monster crawled from the shadows and marked him for death. Now chosen by Renzai, a cursed soulblade burning with ancient power, Jin is thrust into the secret war between corrupted spirits, rogue soul factions, and a hidden Order that governs the balance between life and death. In a world where blades choose their masters, the dead never rest, and every soul hides a secret—Jin must awaken his true strength or be consumed by the darkness hunting him. But the deeper he descends into this world… the more he questions if he was ever meant to survive it. Perfect for fans of Bleach, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Solo Leveling—with original lore, elite pacing, dangerous rivalries.

After being killed by Sukuna in the original story of Jujutsu Kaisen, Gojo Satoru gets reincarnated into a different world with fantasy settings. Experience his journey in the new world, as he aims to become the strongest as well as the ' Honoured One ' in this world as well.

Di dunia yang mengukur nilai manusia lewat kekuatan roh dan elemen, Souji Wo hanyalah bocah kelas bawah. Dibuang oleh ayahnya, tinggal bersama kakeknya yang mantan pahlawan, Souji terikat dengan roh misterius bernama Jigo—makhluk sarkastik dan kuat yang tinggal dalam jiwanya. Tapi tidak seperti kebanyakan pahlawan, Souji lemah. Tak bisa mengendalikan lima elemen dalam dirinya. Bahkan saat masuk Akademi Pahlawan Nasional, dia ditempatkan di kelas terendah: Kelas D. Meski begitu, Souji hanya punya satu tujuan: melindungi bumi, bukan menjadi yang terkuat. Dari reruntuhan harga diri hingga ujian hidup dan mati, SPIRITBOUND adalah kisah obsesi, pertarungan brutal, dan tekad yang tak bisa dihancurkan. Cocok buat kamu yang suka vibe Jujutsu Kaisen, One Punch Man, dan battle academy yang kelam dan mentah

Quand un message sinistre apparaît sur tous les téléphones de sa classe – "Êtes-vous prêts à jouer au Jeu du Loup ?" – Lilie, 16 ans, voit son monde basculer. Ce n’est pas une blague, mais le retour d’un jeu mortel qu’elle pensait avoir laissé derrière elle. Six ans plus tôt, elle a survécu à ce cauchemar, mais à quel prix ? Hantée par la culpabilité, elle doit maintenant guider ses camarades – l’impulsif Lauric, la manipulatrice Amaréline, le logique Clarent, et la sensible Élyvane – dans une école transformée en terrain de chasse. Les Ombres Joueuses, des monstres d’un autre monde aux formes d’enfants difformes, imposent des épreuves cruelles à travers des comptines tordues. Chaque échec coûte une vie. Alors que la méfiance divise le groupe et que son passé refait surface, Lilie découvre que les Ombres la veulent, elle. Pour survivre, elle devra affronter ses démons et briser le jeu… ou devenir leur pion. Dans ce thriller surnaturel, la peur est un jeu, et personne ne gagne sans sacrifice.Plongez dans une chasse où chaque comptine peut être la dernière !

In an alternate version of our world, Essence—a metaphysical energy flowing through all living things—shapes the very fabric of reality. There are three primary types: the Essence of the Spirit, the Essence of the Soul, and the Essence of Nature. This power fuels the eternal battle against Lingering Souls—humans who refuse to pass on to the “Other Side,” instead bringing chaos and death to the living. To combat these threats, the Neavu Ritualist Society was formed—an order of individuals skilled in Rituals, Sigils, and the manipulation of Essence. Thrust into this strange and dangerous world, a boy named June takes up the path of a Ritualist in hopes of fulfilling his dead friend’s final wish. Souls, demons, spirits—twisting through a world where reality bends beneath Rituals and ancient powers. What awaits in the shadows? And what kind of place… is this? (I don't know shit about the U.S so spare me please. I'm inspired by Jujutsu kaisen, Monogatari and Rezero, so expect a lot of elements from various series (: )

Tras transmigrar al mundo del anime y reencontrarse con las heroínas de su vida anterior, Ryuji Hoshino pensó que estaba a punto de disfrutar de una vida dulce y Pero las cosas no salieron según lo planeado. Primero se cruzó con Yotsuya Miko, luego con Mei Mei. Este mundo distaba mucho del mundo pacífico e ideal que había imaginado. Afortunadamente, su sistema se despertó justo a tiempo. Talento Cargado: ¡La Criatura Más Fuerte! Con esto, obtuvo la aterradora habilidad de hacerse más fuerte en cada batalla. Talento Poderoso: ¡Rey del Espacio! Ahora podía controlar el espacio a la perfección. Talento Cargado: ¡Rey de las Bestias! El poder de comandar y controlar criaturas a su antojo era suyo. Talento excepcional: ¡Criatura perfecta! La inmortalidad y una increíble capacidad regenerativa lo definían. Ryuji Hoshino originalmente quería centrarse en desbloquear y dominar sus talentos, pero inesperadamente, las heroínas del anime siguieron acercándose a él. 'Espera, ¡ni siquiera he coqueteado contigo todavía!' Este es un mundo fusionado (Jujutsu Kaisen, Oregairu, How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, Mieruko-chan, Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, Kaguya Sama y más se agregarán a medida que avance la historia).

Lucius Adrien Tantoco was never supposed to fall for a woman like Anri Sevilla. He was the billionaire heir to Manila's most powerful old-money family - raised to marry someone polished, quiet, and bred for legacy. Anri was the complete opposite. A nurse-turned-actress, unapologetically Filipina-Australian, loud in the press, and absolutely uninterested in his last name. One reckless night in Melbourne should've been the end of it. But when she resurfaces months later as the breakout star of a viral Netflix show, all eyes on her, Lucius realises he never got over her. And now that the world is watching, he wants her more than ever. The tabloids call her a gold-digger. Rumours say she trapped him. Headlines paint her as a fame-hungry outsider clinging to his name. His family wants her gone before she stains their reputation. They say she's too new, too wild, too beneath him. But Lucius doesn't care about any of it. Anri is chaos and fire and everything he was told to stay away from. He doesn't want the girl they would approve of. He wants the one who might destroy him. And if loving her ruins everything, then he'll ruin it all with a smile.

A/N ~ News about updates can be found in the Auxiliary Chapter called 'not a update'. Enjoy my first work. ~ Drake Zoraiz was a ordinary young black man, maybe with a little more of an realistic view of the world than most of the people. He had been living his life in the world as an mercenary, until he was left for dead after a truly brutal mission where everything that could go have gone wrong, does. As an atheist for most of his young orphaned life, he was not expecting anything waiting for him after his death. Especially not the endless void he found himself in or that of visage of the beyond beautiful; and radiant figure of a goddess, who offers a chance of boundless adventure and endless battles to become more, to show up and say. "Drake Zoraiz, it is time to choose..." ~ Planned World's (in random order) Homeworld ~ A Song of Ice and Fire ~ Harry Potter ~ Jujutsu Kaisen ~ Highschool of the Dead ~ That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime ~ ect. to Fin. ~ Disclaimer ~ This is a fanfiction inspired by the works of [Author/Creator's Name(s)], including [specific source material, e.g., A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin]. I do not claim ownership of any original characters, settings, or lore created by the respective authors. The only elements I claim as my own are original characters, plots, and interpretations that I have added to this fanfiction. This work is created purely for entertainment purposes and is not intended for commercial use. All credit for the original material belongs to its respective owners, and I encourage readers to support the official works. ~

The Crimson Pact plunges readers into a cataclysmic multiverse war where iconic heroes from One Piece, Naruto, Dragon Ball, Jujutsu Kaisen, and One Punch Man unite against a growing cosmic threat. When ancient energy fractures reality itself, a malevolent force known as the Shadow Warlord begins corrupting dimensions, feeding on chaos and rewriting the laws of existence. The heroes—Luffy, Naruto, Goku, Gojo, Saitama, and others—form an uneasy alliance called the Crimson Pact. Across battle-scarred worlds and unstable dimensions, they face waves of shadow fragments, corrupted entities, and the looming collapse of time itself. Tensions rise, trust is tested, and the balance between worlds crumbles as the Shadow Warlord manipulates fate and space, seeking to remake the multiverse in his image. As the barrier between realities shatters, the team launches a desperate assault to stop him. But victory comes at a cost—Volume 1 ends with a bitter sacrifice, a fractured team, and a harrowing truth: the real war has only just begun.

Inspirado en: "El eternauta" (La serie de Netflix) (Historia corta) La normalidad se quiebra cuando el humo negro invade las calles. Nadie sabe por qué la gente se vuelve loca, solo que ya es tarde. Un padre, su familia y cuatro amigos deberán huir de una ciudad que dejó de ser suya... si es que queda algo por salvar. "Esta historia será breve y de carácter experimental, creada con el propósito de practicar y afinar mis habilidades narrativas, con la intención de desarrollar más historias originales en el futuro." ---

Después del "Big Bang", trece mil setecientos ochenta y siete millones de años para ser exactos, Maxwell, se ubica en uno de los planetas del sistema solar que habitan seres vivos, más conocido como el planeta Tierra, donde vivía en Helsinki una vida común y corriente hasta que el día [?] despierta sin conciencia, con ropa inusual, con una vista desconcertada del mundo que cree, "conocía", "animales" o criaturas extrañas que nunca había visto antes y... ¿Algo... pegado a su corazón? Algo que no conocía, una sustancia negra, algo que se sentía fuera de lugar. Eso, que le provocaba la sensación de incertidumbre a Max, era el principio de la secuencia de sucesos que iban a marcar la historia de nuevas hazañas. Inspiraciones: Berserk, Evangelion, Jujutsu Kaisen, HxH, Latna Saga, Demonic Evolution, Tokyo Ghoul, ¡entre muchos más!

GODFIRE REBELLION When the gods fall, who dares to rise? In a world once ruled by divine flame and celestial order, the last god lies dead—his golden blood still steaming on the altar stones, his scream still echoing across broken skies. And Kazuki Arin, the seventeen-year-old exile who killed him, isn't a hero. He's the weapon they discarded. The flame they tried to snuff out. The mistake that set the sky on fire. Born of cursed blood and branded a traitor by the holy empire of Lirael, Kazuki was meant to die during the Trial of Flame—burned alive to protect a world too afraid to question its gods. But death didn’t take him. Something else did. Something ancient. Something furious. Something that whispered: “Let it all burn.” Now, armed with the Hollowblade, a soul-eating relic that drinks godfire and warps fate itself, Kazuki carves a path of rebellion across a crumbling empire. Each kill costs him a piece of his humanity. Each step draws him deeper into a war older than time. A war between false gods, forgotten monsters, and the shattered children they left behind. But Kazuki is not alone. There’s Rin—his imaginary friend, his curse, his echo. She lives in the shadows of his mind, wears his scars like jewelry, and guides him with a grin that never reaches her eyes. No one else can see her. No one else can survive her. There’s Yuna, the girl he once loved—now a priestess of the empire sworn to stop him. And Kaien, the brother who betrayed him for power. And somewhere in the dark: the Council of Eclipse, watching, waiting, preparing to unleash horrors that even the gods once feared. The skies are falling. The sacred flames are dying. The rules are gone. And as empires burn and monsters wake, Kazuki must decide: Will he become the tyrant they always feared? Or the spark that lights the end of the world? Perfect for fans of: Attack on Titan Jujutsu Kaisen Tokyo Ghoul Chainsaw Man Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Godfire Rebellion is a dark fantasy anime novel dripping in rebellion, betrayal, divine murder, and poetic rage. It’s brutal, mythic, and heart-wrenchingly human—an epic that asks: What do you become when you kill a god… …only to find out you were never meant to survive it?

my name is Ellise Williams, I don't have many friends but I have two whom I knew one in high school and the other in college. we normally talk like business women I mean we can talk once or twice in a month but we do help each other a lot. Am married to Gabriel Tsuma whom I met in college when I was a first year while he was in his last year. Gab is a black handsome man with black hair and he is not that tall but very charming. I had a crush on him on my first day that I met him, I mean who could not like him with all his handsomeness again he talks less,most importantly he is caring. I have always wanted to find a man that loves me, cherishes me and takes care of me-man of my own.Am not a nerd but I would rather stay at home on weekends watching Netflix and chill with my BFF (my mom) when not studying, I and my friend persue plumbing which takes only two and half years. Enough of my happy love life tomorrow is the first day of college and I for one can't wait to start a new life.

--- Raven had done the impossible—achieved something no guy in his school had done before him. He had gotten a date with Aria. The girl was stunning, renowned as the school fairy. But on the day of the date, what was originally meant to be a momentous occasion became the day his life changed—though he could never have anticipated how.

This story takes place in the world of Jujutsu Kaisen. It tells the story of a boy without feelings who tries to understand human feelings. He will do his best to make his life worthwhile. I do not own Jujutsu Kaisen or its characters, except for MC Jujutsu Kaisen Returns to Gege Akutami

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Años antes del surgimiento de los grandes clanes ninja, cuando el chakra apenas comenzaba a ser moldeado por los dioses, un ser de otro mundo aparece sin explicación en el universo de Naruto: Ryomen Sukuna, el Rey de las Maldiciones. Enfrentado a la ancestral y todopoderosa Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, Sukuna descubre que incluso los dioses tienen miedo... y secretos. Con Itadori Yuji compartiendo su destino en esta nueva era, ambos deberán navegar entre guerras antiguas, cultos que veneran a Sukuna como un dios sobre la Tierra, y una historia de sangre y poder que dará origen al mundo shinobi tal como lo conocemos. Prepárate para una historia oscura, intensa y brutal, que mezcla lo mejor de Jujutsu Kaisen y Naruto, en una línea temporal cuidadosamente construida desde el origen del chakra hasta los albores del apocalipsis.

Losing $850,000 in Bitcoin is no joke, but mine became one when it did. After a gut-wrenching world comedy tour, I plowed my well-earned crypto profits into planning to finally take it easy at a beach home and pen my magnum opus, a sitcom about my disastrous stand-ups in hotel lobbies. I had one afternoon of three hours' sleep and awful coffee when I received an email asking me to take an exclusive streaming deal for my special. My ego traveled faster than my brain. Within seconds, I had input my wallet information into what was, in fact, a phishing scam so convincing it would have its own Netflix show. When the shock hit that my $850,000 worth of Bitcoin had vanished, I laughed. Not the nice kind. The deranged, post-trauma type. Picture a clown sobbing into his oversized shoes. That was me. I stumbled onto X (formerly Twitter), humiliating myself for being outwitted by cyber thieves. "Headlining my next show: 'How to Lose Your Life Savings in Under 60 Seconds'!" The tweet went viral, but the likes didn't fill the financial black hole in my chest. Then, a glimmer of hope slipped into my DMs. A fan – God bless them – sent me to Cyber Constable Intelligence. I was hesitant but desperate, so I contacted their crew. Their response was faster than my tightest set. They didn't beat around the bush. Crypto recovery is complex, but their experts were ready to hunt down my stolen cash like digital bloodhounds. Every report from them was suspense interspersed with relief, as if I were watching my own private financial thriller unfold. They traced the path of the scammer from a series of offshore servers, following the labyrinth of blockchain money laundering schemes. Their craft was the kind of precision that I could only dream of having when I failed on stage in front of 3,000 in Vegas. After 18 nail-sucking days, they succeeded. The funds were in my pocket again. I teared up on stage at my following performance. That night, I closed out my set with a dedication to the real MVPs: "I thought comedians were Cybers, making trauma humorous. But the real Cybers are Cyber Constable Intelligence They recover stolen Bitcoin! "The crowd went wild. And all thanks to Cyber Constable Intelligence, so did my bank account. Reach out to their Info below WhatsApp: 1 252378-7611 Website info; www.cyberconstableintelligence.com Email Info cyberconstable@coolsite.net Telegram Info: https://t.me/cyberconstable

"In the end, it's always about power." Tetsuya Hirano's words to Kaito Fujimoto after killing his father all those years ago. "It's okay to focus on yourself every once in a while." Those words were foggy. Who said them? Kyofu stares down a crossroads. To his left, a beautiful woman with dark blue hair. To his right, a man with stitches on his forehead smiling warmly. "I love you." Tetsuya Hirano's words to his son right before his death. ********************* This story is based off the Heian Era of Jujutsu Kaisen. You won't need to go and read/watch it, but I do suggest it. I plan on updating: Once or twice through Wednesday to Sunday After each volume there will be a one to two week break. (sorry but i can only be consistent for so long. bite me.)