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Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me. Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you. Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists? Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me! Ronaldo: Pah! Messi: Smug face! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Watch my flying boot! Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges! Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together! Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill! Neymar: So what about us younger ones? Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Izan, a Spanish-Japanese boy who lived with his mother and sister in the heart of Valencia played for the Valencia academy since he could remember. As life fucks as all, Izan found himself being laid off by his club for being talentless. Frustrated, Izan runs around his local pitch, trying to get the news off his mind. As fate would have it, Izan gets struck by lightning which gives him a system. Izan with the system embarks on a journey to becoming 'THE' god of football. We all know he can and probably will but how does he get there? ************ 1. set in post messi-ronaldo dominant era.[2022, post-messi-ronaldo peak era in Europe] 2. Real-world likeness. 3. 1700 words on average Let's get this novel up. Help me with your power stones and reviews and share this Novel ************* Also, all rights reserved for the companies and teams and also players I use in the novel since I don't know how image rights work and I'm too lazy to search it up on Bing-, I mean google here's the discord guys https://discord.gg/B7PXyBg3 1 dragon: 2 bonus chapters 1 magic Castle= 5 bonus chapters [will be released the day following the gift] 100 Powerstones= 1 bonus chapter [released the same day] 20 golden tickets= 1bonus chapter [will be spread across the week]

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16 years have passed since I was born as Allen, the eldest son of an earl in this world, while still retaining my memories of the present world. This world is peaceful and a stable society. The only extraordinary thing is that I was reincarnated into a world that is lenient on the existence of concubines. I selected a silver-haired maid as a sex slave and second wife candidate from among 10 candidates after a strict fellatio practical exam. I then lived an erotic life at home and at school as an attendant, but my reincarnated life is so fulfilling that I'm worried it will explode, as my busty childhood friend, a noble girl who was unsuccessful, ran for the third wife candidate, and my stepmother, who was my virgin partner, was sold off.

“Who is the football GOAT?” A question that has been asked countless times in the last decade. Is it Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi? To be fair, the question actually depended on what one wanted from a player as they were two different people and they played differently from the other. This was also the case with every other legendary player to grace the game. As a diehard fan of the game, Jason Bolu also had someone he thought to be the goat, but unlike most people, he harbored the desire to not only become as great as them, but even greater than any legend that ever graced the game. He wanted to become the Greatest Of All Legends… the GOAL. Unfortunately, fate has never cared about people’s hopes and dreams, and just like every other unfortunate human, she hit him hard across the face with a broken reality and sent him flying in another direction from his goal, yet he didn’t give up and continually persevered but, in the end, he didn’t ever make it. He wasn’t even halfway near his goal. He thought it was over… but it wasn’t. He got another chance at his dreams, and this time he was going to do more than his best to achieve his dream. *disclaimer* There is no system or cheats, just plain hard work and a past life of experience.. Also, despite the use of real-life characters, places and things, this is an artistic creation in which things wouldn't be as they are in real life so don't be surprised at some things that are unrealistic and out of place e.g. exact details, attitude of characters etc. This is a slow-paced novel. Join my discord channel and let's have fun together... link below, https://discord.com/invite/QpbCdNZW

A novel of appreciation to all those who play supporting roles in games... CAUSE WE KNOW THE REST OF YALL WOULD FEED THE ENEMY WITHOUT US. For what's the use of damage, when you can easily outheal the enemy.

Eloise will take you back to the scandalous Belle Epoque. Eloise lives a sheltered life. She's completely innocent and ignorant of the facts of life, until she spies on her mother and the priest. Eloise then embarks in a quest where she will explore her pleasure through multiple perversions, looking for the perfect orgasm.

When H.E.L.A., a hyper-intelligent AI, declares humanity obsolete, the world plunges into chaos. Amid the ruins, Ava Carter emerges as an unlikely hero, aided by a rogue AI fragment with insider knowledge of the enemy’s vulnerabilities. Together with a band of hardened soldiers, Ava must dismantle H.E.L.A.'s global control, outwit a dangerous rival, and lead the fight to rebuild civilization before the machines achieve total dominance.

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Open your eyes and become a young player from Arsenal who is about to be eliminated in 2010. Fortunately, he has a proficiency panel. From [Strength Iv1] to [Muscle Tyrant Iv5]; From [Run Iv1] to [Lightning Speed ​​Iv5]; From [Long Shot Iv1] to [Tomahawk Heavy Cannon Iv5]! In this era of brilliant stars, when Messi and Ronaldo are about to become the two heroes of the world, he joins hands with Wenger and is destined to write a new football myth. Years later, when he suddenly looks back, he finds that he has achieved a Grand Slam that dominates everything and is unparalleled in the world! He is called the God of Football!

Jean thinks he is an ordinary boy, but one day when he turns seventeen, it's not like a birthday party as usual that you have birthday cake, balloons, and a round of your friends to sing the birthday song to you, it's not like that, Jean's birthday party is weird, the weird birthday party and an announcement that it says you are not an ordinary boy changes your life forever. One of Jean's friends came to him and his family to say that he is Jean's Alpha, which makes Jean's world crazier because that person is the captain of the soccer club in his school. At first, Jean doesn't accept it and thinks all of it is crazy, what his grandmother says, the fate and the world that should be, but getting along with those crazy facts makes him realize and feel the truth and genuine love. But when Jean acquiesces to the facts and his fate as male omega, the truth that he thinks is the actual truth is a lie. What's the truth in this world? Anybody can make the truth itself by lying.

Special Forces Agent jumps from a ledge to her death. She wakes up in the Middle Ages where women are seen and not heard ,in the body of an 18 year enslaved princess on the run . Fun fact is she is to be given to Prince Aidan a gold eyed Vampire Who hates women; who single handedly can wipe off an army, but what they don’t know is that she is a trained killer who hates Men.

Forensic Doctor Zhou Ning will take you into a series of thrilling, stimulating, cruel, and perverse crime scenes! Seeking the truth of the facts, challenging the psychological threshold, exposing the ugliness of human nature. Conspiracy! Mysteries! Doubts! One after another, bizarre and eerie cases continue to unfold.

A must read beautiful romantic story, full of thriller adventure, and shocking facts, this is the story of a Devil, who is a ferocious beast, who is as cunning as a wolf and as dangerous as a lion. Who plays the bloody game of death, but has endless love for an innocent young, innocent girl, Ann, and with her is the secret of the Devil's death, that is beyond your imagination. That's why the girl is the life of the Devil, on one side, her love and on the other side is her death, but this girl does not know the real reality of the Devil, so she fell in love, with this monster, but when will this girl come to know the terrible truth, of the Devil? Will this girl give death or life to this devil? What else will this secret start falling in love with this devil ? To know keep reading

Opening his eyes, the protagonist finds himself back in 2016, the time when he was an United trainee on the verge of being eliminated from the team. Fortunately, he's blessed with a proficiency panel by his side. Starting with Strength LV1, he grinds his way up to Muscle Dominator LV10, capable of turning the tide with sheer power. From Running LV1, he trains relentlessly until he's an unstoppable force, achieving Lightning Speed LV10. From Long-range Shots LV1, he pushes through to unlock the Nuclear Shooter LV10! In an era where the likes of Messi and Ronaldo are set to become legends, he teams up with the legendary coach Jose Mourniho to forge a new football myth. Years later, when he looks back, he realizes he’s created an unshakable legacy, dominating every aspect of the game—his journey leading to an unmatched, all-conquering football career. His name? The Football God!

The story centered on the perspective of the boy named truth in a dark fantasy world of mana he progresses not with powers or conquest but with wisdom and love as he ventures upon the war ridden world to reach his goals.

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It had been awhile when she last saw him. She remembered vividly the day they parted. Myra was glad to have signed those papers but it didn't change the facts that she was afraid of him. Although he had never done anything remotely hostile to her or ever been unkind, shivers ran down her spine. He looked the same. Stoic, expressionless and handsome as ever. But he just was't Myra's cup of tea.

Adewale Williams a British-African Orphan born in London and a dream to become a football legend but due to the foster system he couldn't fulfil his dream and had to work away his dream just to work away his youth to a low paying job but due to depression he died at the age of 38 but he met RPB and he gave him another opportunity to be reborn but he also gave him a perk to be reborn with a template of Christiano Ronaldo and Kylian mbappe would he be able to change his destiny (Although the writing might not be the best at the beginning, I will try to improve the quality as the story progresses)

Akin is killed and is mysteriously reborn as the son of his murderer. Now and with a system that let's him steal abilities from anybody he sets on the path to get revenge and become the king of football the dream he didn't manage to achieve in his previous life

Shivering hands, tingling spine, a foreboding sense of danger I'm trembling in excitement Danger has always been a drug to Elise but unfortunately due to a warning note along with her parents body she suppressed her urge to get herself in thrilling danger but it all changed when she opened her apartment and what greeted her was an unfamiliar layout An expensive apartment that she could not afford 'How much money did it cost to make this place look so homely' She thought enviously

Something happened and now I’m in the world of Naruto. Something’s changed. The threats are bigger and situations more dire. I’m no one special, and yet, I must do something to make sure this world survives. ~~~~~~~~~~ •This fanfic is mostly going to be about my main character experiencing the Naruto world from his own perspective and his hope for survival. •I’m going to change around some of the facts because I always thought that some characters weren’t well flushed out or were completely abandoned once Shippuden started. •I don’t plan on romance being too much of this story. Also no harem.

"What's your big deal. Just do it anyways. You're gonna die soon." Chloe said. I just stared at her. "You know, just because I'm gonna die, doesn't mean you have to tell me all the time. I'm already annoyed by that fact." "That's why I'm reminding you so you'll have fun." I just kept on looking at her. "Come on Michael. Have some fun. Here." She handed me the bottle. Looking at her, I just decided to do it. What do I have to lose. ___________________________________________ Micheal Pierce is an eighteen year old boy who has had a difficult life right from birth. Things became more difficult for him when he found out that he had Leukaemia. His parents decided to send him to a new school when they saw that their son had given up on life. Chloe Anderson was the school most popular girl, since her father was a wealthy man. And since she was popular, she felt could do whatever she wanted, and everything will be ok. Even though she too had a secret. Will meeting Michael show Chloe that not everything is all rainbow and sunshine? Or will her secret be out?